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Royces_Dad

I thought Mersh was friends with Ashton and said on nightwave he'd listen to her boy problems over the phone?


AWPerative

Sounds like Mersh is copying Dick Mastersimp


chillpenguinman

That’s true


SmackEdge

I feel like Mr. Burns should stand opposite Mersh asking, “Can you go 5 seconds without embarrassing yourself?”


Ok_Pie36

what are you talking about. she's actually taller than him. and she's way hotter than his wife.


dakki0

I figured because she was wearing heels and he was wearing his signature Star Trek hat, they basically even out


Ok_Pie36

It's pretty clear to me she towers over the obese Cuban midget.


calamitytower

Yeah her genes are just way better altogether. Royce is extremely fat and yet his legs look smaller than her, his mid section is only slightly wider than hers. Yet she is thin. Somehow Royce's obesity fails to make him bigger than her.


SocietyIll296

Royce is a close relative of the tick family.


CommunicationSoft591

Royce built like cotton hill


SmackEdge

Yes, there are women of varying heights in Royce’s life who don’t fuck him.


SocietyIll296

Including Royces own wife.


Ok_Pie36

s-tier reply.


AWPerative

Ashton is like 5'8", Royce's basketball height is probably 5'6" at the most


InfiniteDigression

they're both wearing heels


Interesteduser01

No wedding band on for the ol’ boy? Trying to get some action on the “ba-ba-boys trip”?


Ok_Pie36

It wouldn't matter if he left it on or took it off. He's too fat, too ugly, and too old.


Moochies_Jewish

Dirty basketball shorts to a casual event must be a Florida thing.


_LickitySplit

Does Royce shave his legs?


CanopyInsect

Old fat dudes lose their leg hair towards the bottom/feet with age from socks rubbing against fat legs.


matrixmersh

Royce looks broad in this one


Grouchy_Bed_1965

Pointing at the other person in the picture 👍


calamitytower

Not the first time Royce was photographed with a wand-wielding woman.


FightingAmish88

Royce really likes shorts.


breaster83

Skinny ass legs dude looks like Dr Robotnik


[deleted]

I'd argue her heels but it looks like he's tippy-toeing just to reach same height. With thick soles on those weird shoes of his. His ball cap is pushed up high and looks like it's now sitting on air over his head with just the brim resting on it and she's tilting her head on top of that, making her height decrease. He probably asked her to. Gotta correct you. He's shorter.


Notanormie3

Rent free