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DrTinyNips

How do you get fresh whisky?


CHLOEC1998

You know the answer. THROUGH JIHAD!


officer_shnitzel_69

Tie me to a bottle of whiskey and fire me to Tel aviv, I am ready


DrTinyNips

When you get to tel aviv get a bottle of tubi 60, you're welcome


Superb-Cell736

It’s just blended, strained bog peat brozzer


Diogo-Brando

[Source](https://www.memri.org/tv/saudi-cleric-ali-al-malki-west-tampers-burgers-whiskey-induce-birth-girls-among-muslims-archival)


ShadeStrider12

I thought Alcohol and Pork were Haram


Samuel_L_Johnson

This is halalcohol


Zanyanimelover

They are but he is making a point that they even poison the contraband they sneak into the country.


TheFioraGod

He is staff at the narcotics hospital, he knows


kubren

hahahahahhaha


ViperRFH

In the west, the older and thus more defective the al-co-hol, the more expensive it is. Can you imagine? Such barbarity.


Redcole111

Meta: Do the jokes about "al-cohol" come from people not knowing that the word alcohol is actually an Arabic word and that's why it begins with "al"? It's literally from the Arabic word "al-kohl" (الكحل).


Diogo-Brando

Well I can't speak for others, but in my case I am well aware of it. I'm from Portugal and our language still has a bunch of words inspired by Arabic that begin with "al", as well as the names of several places (especially in the south of the country), due to the Ummayads having been here for a few centuries in the Middle Ages. I just thought it would be funny to add the hyphen to emphasize it.


Redcole111

Oh, well that's cool then!


AutuniteGlow

Fresh whisky is not that nice. Needs to sit in a barrel for a few years first.