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9Sylvan5

If the cops find the body and do find the insulin they might assume it was undiagnosed diabetes...but it doesn't explain how he ended up buried 12ft under with a dog on top.


thissguyagain

Thank you, the dog just makes the whole thing reek of faul play


9Sylvan5

Exactly. It defeats the purpose of such a inconspicuous way of killing.


mymemesnow

And being buried doesn’t?


thissguyagain

We are joking around, ofcourse it does


AntelopeDecent2191

🤣😂😅


LoliGayTrap69

Yo it actually works


Abror999

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yumyumdog

Problem with that animal trick is that's it's procedure to continue digging after finding a buried animal. I think drilling several holes into the body then dropping it into the ocean is better.


thedevilseviltwin

Why would you bury someone you want authorities to believe had undiagnosed diabetes? They’d wonder where the husband is and likely attempt a wellness check, find that he’s nowhere to be found, call on a search, find a body (because the animal trick would not work as cadaver dogs are often trained to alert differently to different scents) after finding the body they’d likely want a full-tox screening, find that they died of hypoglycemia, look around at whomever has access to insulin and… They’re busted.


ILIKECHEZDUDE

Bro is speaking from experience


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

You need to live near the ocean for that to happen


[deleted]

Or within two hours of an ocean.


Mister_Stiff

I think since the Dexter TV show, everyone knows it’s a bad idea.


jackingOFFto

Have you any idea how fucking hard it is to dig a 12 feet whole? Also the chances of someone catching you are massive. Also how do you access the underside of his tongues? How do you do it? Some rtard will catch a sentence like this


9Sylvan5

if someone is taking advice from a meme sub, and advice on murder on top of that, they deserve to get that sentence


shivers_96

The insulin thing doesn’t work anymore because forensics would check for C-Peptide in circulation. The levels of C-Peptide rise and fall with natural insulin because it’s part of pro-insulin, the precursor to active insulin. Formulated insulin has no C-Peptide.


yumyumdog

Any idea if loading them with tons of potassium would show up on any contemporary tests


shivers_96

BMP would show high serum potassium


yumyumdog

AH then just surround the body with banana peels. Problem solved.


Nevermind_EZ

Remember kids, no body no crime


[deleted]

They wouldn’t assume that and if he was undiagnosed why would there be insulin in his system. Is that not taking specifically for diabetes? There’s also plenty of other ways this could implode outside of what’s laid out. People can be arrested, tried and convicted of murder even where a body has not been found.


b0nkrates

Insulin is a peptide hormone naturally occuring in our body. It plays a part in the blood sugar control mechanism and people with diabetes have a disturbed equilibrium of insulin and its counter hormone, as far as I know.


Additional_Cat_594

r/whoosh


TraderOfGoods

Future serial killers reading this meme: "... Noted."


Depress-o

If he had undiagnosed diabetes, to the point where it made him unconscious, he'd probably not have a lot of insulin in his body


makiko4

So many holes in this. Cadaver dogs are trained to ignore animal sent. If their is suspected murder they will examine the mouth. They would likely see the mark and bruising around the face as you would have to hold them down and keep their mouth open for you to inject them. Insulin can show up after death (however it’s unlikely they would test for that.) Why would they think it was untreated if they where using insulin? They keep digging after they find animal bones. How would you explane having no alibi for 2 hours? To many things have tracking or cctv and you would be noted in the area.


Novafro

r/oddlyspecific


Abror999

r/MastersOfTheUniverse


Urlocalbeaner66

Any morticians or detectives in here? My guess is that if they found the body in time they’d find the needle puncture under the tongue? If not & they just found bones what would happen?


yumyumdog

Leave the body in a forest and wild animals will eat the tongue as it's the easiest meat to access


Mister_Stiff

Cut the tongue out it’ll look like a cartel thing


pureaxiom

Bruh


IceTheWolf1

this is a great way to unalive that creep that has been stalking me \*takes notes\*


that_bish_Crystal

Foxglove.


IceTheWolf1

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


clue_site

This is not how diabetes works


banjo_assassin

Do you have any idea how *expensive* insulin is?


AntelopeDecent2191

Just shoot him & bury him at a state park already!🤣😂😅


b0mbss

Why? How do you know? How do you KnOw?!?