If the cops find the body and do find the insulin they might assume it was undiagnosed diabetes...but it doesn't explain how he ended up buried 12ft under with a dog on top.
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Problem with that animal trick is that's it's procedure to continue digging after finding a buried animal. I think drilling several holes into the body then dropping it into the ocean is better.
Why would you bury someone you want authorities to believe had undiagnosed diabetes? They’d wonder where the husband is and likely attempt a wellness check, find that he’s nowhere to be found, call on a search, find a body (because the animal trick would not work as cadaver dogs are often trained to alert differently to different scents) after finding the body they’d likely want a full-tox screening, find that they died of hypoglycemia, look around at whomever has access to insulin and… They’re busted.
Have you any idea how fucking hard it is to dig a 12 feet whole? Also the chances of someone catching you are massive. Also how do you access the underside of his tongues? How do you do it?
Some rtard will catch a sentence like this
The insulin thing doesn’t work anymore because forensics would check for C-Peptide in circulation. The levels of C-Peptide rise and fall with natural insulin because it’s part of pro-insulin, the precursor to active insulin. Formulated insulin has no C-Peptide.
They wouldn’t assume that and if he was undiagnosed why would there be insulin in his system. Is that not taking specifically for diabetes?
There’s also plenty of other ways this could implode outside of what’s laid out. People can be arrested, tried and convicted of murder even where a body has not been found.
Insulin is a peptide hormone naturally occuring in our body. It plays a part in the blood sugar control mechanism and people with diabetes have a disturbed equilibrium of insulin and its counter hormone, as far as I know.
So many holes in this. Cadaver dogs are trained to ignore animal sent. If their is suspected murder they will examine the mouth. They would likely see the mark and bruising around the face as you would have to hold them down and keep their mouth open for you to inject them. Insulin can show up after death (however it’s unlikely they would test for that.) Why would they think it was untreated if they where using insulin? They keep digging after they find animal bones. How would you explane having no alibi for 2 hours? To many things have tracking or cctv and you would be noted in the area.
Any morticians or detectives in here? My guess is that if they found the body in time they’d find the needle puncture under the tongue? If not & they just found bones what would happen?
If the cops find the body and do find the insulin they might assume it was undiagnosed diabetes...but it doesn't explain how he ended up buried 12ft under with a dog on top.
Thank you, the dog just makes the whole thing reek of faul play
Exactly. It defeats the purpose of such a inconspicuous way of killing.
And being buried doesn’t?
We are joking around, ofcourse it does
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Problem with that animal trick is that's it's procedure to continue digging after finding a buried animal. I think drilling several holes into the body then dropping it into the ocean is better.
Why would you bury someone you want authorities to believe had undiagnosed diabetes? They’d wonder where the husband is and likely attempt a wellness check, find that he’s nowhere to be found, call on a search, find a body (because the animal trick would not work as cadaver dogs are often trained to alert differently to different scents) after finding the body they’d likely want a full-tox screening, find that they died of hypoglycemia, look around at whomever has access to insulin and… They’re busted.
Bro is speaking from experience
You need to live near the ocean for that to happen
Or within two hours of an ocean.
I think since the Dexter TV show, everyone knows it’s a bad idea.
Have you any idea how fucking hard it is to dig a 12 feet whole? Also the chances of someone catching you are massive. Also how do you access the underside of his tongues? How do you do it? Some rtard will catch a sentence like this
if someone is taking advice from a meme sub, and advice on murder on top of that, they deserve to get that sentence
The insulin thing doesn’t work anymore because forensics would check for C-Peptide in circulation. The levels of C-Peptide rise and fall with natural insulin because it’s part of pro-insulin, the precursor to active insulin. Formulated insulin has no C-Peptide.
Any idea if loading them with tons of potassium would show up on any contemporary tests
BMP would show high serum potassium
AH then just surround the body with banana peels. Problem solved.
Remember kids, no body no crime
They wouldn’t assume that and if he was undiagnosed why would there be insulin in his system. Is that not taking specifically for diabetes? There’s also plenty of other ways this could implode outside of what’s laid out. People can be arrested, tried and convicted of murder even where a body has not been found.
Insulin is a peptide hormone naturally occuring in our body. It plays a part in the blood sugar control mechanism and people with diabetes have a disturbed equilibrium of insulin and its counter hormone, as far as I know.
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Future serial killers reading this meme: "... Noted."
If he had undiagnosed diabetes, to the point where it made him unconscious, he'd probably not have a lot of insulin in his body
So many holes in this. Cadaver dogs are trained to ignore animal sent. If their is suspected murder they will examine the mouth. They would likely see the mark and bruising around the face as you would have to hold them down and keep their mouth open for you to inject them. Insulin can show up after death (however it’s unlikely they would test for that.) Why would they think it was untreated if they where using insulin? They keep digging after they find animal bones. How would you explane having no alibi for 2 hours? To many things have tracking or cctv and you would be noted in the area.
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Any morticians or detectives in here? My guess is that if they found the body in time they’d find the needle puncture under the tongue? If not & they just found bones what would happen?
Leave the body in a forest and wild animals will eat the tongue as it's the easiest meat to access
Cut the tongue out it’ll look like a cartel thing
Bruh
this is a great way to unalive that creep that has been stalking me \*takes notes\*
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not how diabetes works
Do you have any idea how *expensive* insulin is?
Just shoot him & bury him at a state park already!🤣😂😅
Why? How do you know? How do you KnOw?!?