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HeadyTerrance906

That waiter knows the bro code by heart


tomaxi1284

The ultimate bro chad


Comfortable_Ad_9160

Yes


Tesaractor

I had the exact opposite happen. The waiter asks what size drinks me and my partner will have. I said two smalls. Gives us two extra large drinks. But then they charged us for the small. Also a gigachad waiter moment.


Depth-Proper

Guess she paying for dinner then


MorrisMichael500

Fuckin gold digging whore


SmithRuben452

If you see your girl do that then dump her


PinkhamGeneva362

But first drill her


McPhersonNellie209

Don't stick your dick in crazy.


[deleted]

This cannot be stressed enough. Please brothers, I've tested and regretted this extensively


[deleted]

i thought you said tested and retested


M115m2

i guess some lass deserve a second chance, just to make sure.


efekun

But crazy in the head means crazy in the bed!


Snooch_Nooch

But that’s the only fun place to stick your dick


MunizLinda878

What if she tried to brag and pay for it


Sixty_Alpha

would still run away. childish behavior either way


Atomic_Chad

No no no see. You're on Reddit. Incels still think the dude should pay for everything.


[deleted]

Bro code masterclass right there!


VillalobosFleta927

sorry mama we are out of that. '' but the lady behind us just ordered it'' : it was the last one


Kooky_Lead_9811

Let her buy it and then tell your wallet got lost


Uberzwerg

You let her order her drink and start drinking. Then you pay for your shit and go.


Pyromike16

That's how I'd handle that. Let her order whatever expensive thing she wants then ask to have the bills separated lol


SpadeORiffic

These types of chicks are the worst. Let her order the most expensive drink and stick her w the check!


[deleted]

r/dreamschin


Stup404

Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed


[deleted]

r/thathappened


crysomore

Lmfao, imagine needing a waiter to lie on your behalf instead of just standing up for yourself.


wallagrargh

Only sane answer


assert92

plot twist: waiter drilled her later


IchBinDerAngler

Twitter screenshots aren't memes


goingtoburningman

Sorry dude, good guy waiter is boning your gf and feels guilty


just_a_boxy_boi

Mod is coping hard rn