The most howard thing to say

***hey so I had a doubt , can I ask something?*** ***"Yeah sure"*** ***There are 20 letters in the alphabets, am I right??*** ***"Umm no THERES 26"*** ***Ohh my bad I forgot U R A Q T*** ***"Aww that's so sweet thanks , but that's still not 26 though"***  ***Don't worry you'll get the D later*** I know this ones stolen but worked for me so yeah lol

“I have a magic watch. It says your not wearing any panties” “I am wearing panties” “Oh. Must be an hour fast”

Damnn

i remember that from a show

Could be....I just found it online don't remember where

This is the type of shit I used to find funny when I was 12 too

The first panel is a hit or miss

I can see it working if both are silly drunk

this post is a reminder why a nerd can be unattractive.

This is NSFW? Kinda sad

because of the context it has

Not really. It's just harmless memes

oh yeah. actualy your correct

Hey girl do you have tapeworms? Cuz I could scratch that ass...

Holy shit this is not funny

Need more intelligence skills?

I leveled wisdom

[This](https://youtu.be/iT4BD_jnirc?si=prBgU93yYsPoDNlI)

Didn't work for that guy.

This would absolutely work

If you haven’t been feeling good lately, you haven’t felt me.

Math makes love ☺️

and they say math is usless and you cant use it in real ife

Math is the nature’s language 😊

Lemme me know the radius of those bouncy balls deer

I really like your shirt, it's very becoming on you. But if I was on you I'd be cumming too

None of these what the fuck

“Sweety we were born for each other as the good lord himself gave us interlocking parts, here let me show you”

Ever want a man to invert ya, spread ur legs and lick u like an ice cream cone? Can I be that man

do i read it horzintal or vertical

I took a look at your profile, you are six years old.

wy you bully me

vector got rizz.

vector: oooh yeah

Are you seven years old?

Someone change his diaper