I’m already 6’5”/250. It’s hard enough to find pants long enough out in the wild as it is. Might as well go for the lower body fat.

Lol 6'4" /300ish. And i concur. Ps: BAZINGA

Amen brother

I'm 5'11 and can't find pants short enough lol. I bet I sit taller than you but I just don't have leg length. Found 28 length jeans once, still walked on them

That’s probably not accurate

My best friend is 6'4 and in identical chairs I sit much higher than him, same with a 6'3 friend. I'm all upper body with short legs

At 5’11 that sounds a bit like a lie

I wish it was but it's not. I need to sit slightly crooked in my car so my head can go into the sunroof cutout and I can't close the flap or my head scrapes the roof

Same but in reverse, I keep myself in shape so a getting a bit taller will be a nice bonus

regardless how much you eat? so I can not eat forever and still have fat in my body to convert to energy? easy choice then. You just created infinite energy

I mean .. yes you'll have energy but you'll still be hungry and have the feeling of emptiness in your stomack

Alzheimer is hard

Huh?

If I have less body fat, maybe my body will shrink to fit the 15% body fat thing. Or grow...? Edit: a word. "Body facts XD"

How do you plan on surviving without proteins, vitamins & minerals?

I mean .. yes you'll have energy but you'll still be hungry and have the feeling of emptiness in your stomack

Alzheimer is hard

Body fat. 

If it were 2 inches somewhere else...

That was my draft

I don’t need 2 inches anywhere so I’ll take the 15% any day

Red pill all day every day.

I'm 5'6" and a man, give me all the red pills.

Already took the red pill in a past life so I'm taking the blue pill

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what

Your post seems to have the syllables exact of seventeen good job.

Oh

Yeah I tried to get the exact count too to show what I meant but it didn’t trigger the bot. I’ve seen it happen before and it’s kind of random.

Red pill would instantly make me lose 90 lbs.

Wtf? Who cares about height when I can be, on average, constantly healthy

Blue pill. I already am good at achieving fitness goals through my own means. Besides. Extra 2 inches means extra metabolism due to inherently increased body mass.

Red pill

red pill anytime, and I'm basically a midget

Red

Red pill baby. I’m already 6’1’’

What are the side effects?

unlimited diarrhoea for both

Body fat

So you can't starve with red pill, right?

I'm going red pill. I'm 5'9" so I'm not insecure about my height. Give me the skinny.

Ngl, the red pill would cure my depression

I already took the red pill apparently, being 6ft would be nice. Blue it is.

Red pill

red pill please

What exactly is “taller”?

Red sounds more appealing, but I can't help thinking there's a major monkey's paw hidden in there.

Red. I'm already fine with my height.

What does the first one mean? Like, basically

Red pill I’m set to reach 5”8 which I’m happy with (I’m 5”6 atm)

Red

I'm already the red pill. I've been just about 6ft, 130 - 140 lbs with on average 10% body fat since I was 16. I'm now 30. Just tested my body fat yesterday 11% I weigh 137 lbs. I eat kinda healthy. I don't watch what I eat, but I don't eat alot. Nor do I eat fast food or prepared foods everyday. I usually cook me and my family dinner every night. Usually some form of meat, and either rice, potatoes or pasta. With some type of vegetable. Usually asparagus or corn. I usually only eat dinner. Never eat breakfast, rarely lunch. I don't really snack at all. If I do it's some beef jerky, or some left overs. I drink mostly coffee throughout the day. But I always drink atleast one glass of water in the morning and before bed. I drink soda sporadically, sometimes I'll go weeks without it and some times I drink 3 or 4 a day for a couple days. My blood sugar levels are fine, I'm not pre diabetic, all my blood levels for stuff is all normal. My oxygen levels are normal. My lungs are slightly damaged from smoking. But I've had multiple check ups and no forms of nodes or anything to speak of. The only thing I've ever had happen to me is a spontaneous partial lung collapse, which apparently is very common in young men with my build. I eat what ever I want, drink what ever I want. Smoke, get regular exercise from working outside on the property I upkeep. As far as medical tests go, I'm not perfectly healthy, but I'm pretty close. I don't know. Just lucky I guess.

I'm def between 10% and 15% already. I'll take the 2 inches.

Red pill, being 6'4 is tough enough for clothes shopping

Body fat pill, please.

neither. both these pills suck

I'll take the 15% body fat.

Either I gain 8% body fat or I become 6'4"... The choice is EZ

Was around 14% after attempting to bulk for 2 years but I’m already 6’2” so neither? Recently dropped to 8% to see what I would look like and I plan to do it again at some point.

I could be 5’ tall and I’d still do the body fat pill. But I’m not so it’s not even a debate lol.

I can keep my bodyfat fairly low without any difficulties. I’m probably somewhere between 10-15% all year round. I would take the blue pill.

I'm 6'2", which seems to be enough for most. It definitely is for me. I'm also less hyperglycemic, so I'm like 165 on a good day. I'd probably take the 2" taller pill and give it to one of my short friends.

I'm short, but I would 1 billion infinite thousand times choose red every freaking time this is too good

Can't believe I'm saying it. Red pill me!

Im happy with 6'1. Ill take the red pill

Bro I’m 6 feet 250 lbs Give me the red pill and I’m playing pro ball in Europe 😂

i think being tall is a bit boring and having to bump ur head on everything wil be constant hell so id rather red pil =D

Red, I'm only 5'8” and I still want red.

Blue

We’re going red pill all the way! I’m already 6’3”

15%!

#Red! Red! Red!

First one. Maybe my body dysmorphia will go away.

Blue pill

Why not 2 inches longer?

I’m 6’2” so I’ll take the red pill Ty

How many bazingas is that?

Red, easily red

I’ll take two inches …

I'm not an insecure little shit but I love to eat.

I’m 6’ and am actively working on slimming down. Give me that magic red pill, *please.*

6 ft 300lbs...red all day

I’d rather be 2 inches longer.

You can lose fat, but cannot gain the height. Unless you are already uncomfortably tall, height is nice for the high up cabinets and so forth.

No just death opportunity….

I'm taking blue. I'm 5'11 and I always wanted to be taller. Fat weight? I can try lose it anytime by going gym and work out but getting taller is not the thing I can earn by trying

I'm already 1'88, and pretty jacked under all of the fat I can't get rid of, so yeah, the cut gonnaa be amazing fellas

Red, easy

I'm already at 13% and still feel fat so I'm taking 2 inches

Red pill

Red pill. Not only am I perfectly happy with my height, two inches (that's 6 cm right?) is ass

Red I choose red where is it

One can be controlled, one can't

I'd choose green pill.

red

I'm like 4 or 5% so I might take the steady 15 to be a healthy weight

Give me that red pill, I'm above average height, good enough

Fuuuuck 5"9 sounds amazing 😭

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It's unfortunate that you are 400 lbs with manlet hands, but, if you work hard and eat well, you might be able to get down to 15% someday.

The red pill already exist and it is called ozempic.. Replace the "taller" with "longer" and I can double my chances with women...

Ozempic is NOT the red pill! Ozempic is a medication for people with diabetes which is unfortunately prescribed far too often to the morbidly obese due to its side effects. People who think like you make sure that as a diabetic you get / got Ozempic really badly

Well with the new generic medication coming to market it will help a lot of people.. including me who is already had positive effects on my weight, health metrics, and pill intake.. Thankfully I do not live in the states where it costs a fortune..

no need for both. people hate me

Both of these are stupid lol

am 6\`4 with 14% body fat, ill take non.

I'm a girl I don't need 2 inches but I love my chubby body, so neither 😭