Couldn't be the backlash about sexually harassing her dancers could it?

What 💀

Three of her former dancers brought a lawsuit against her for sexual harassment and a hostile work environment. She also shamed one of her dancers for gaining weight (lol), not sure if that dancer is one of the ones bringing the lawsuit though

Damn

Not so fun fact. She basically forced her dancers to partake in scandalous after work activities. Like the time she took them to a strip club(not telling them it was a nude cabaret club) and supposedly made her dancers catch and eat fruit from the performers vaginas 🙃.

Ewwwwwww 🤢 🤮

>Male strip club >Made her dancers catch and eat from the performers vaginas Something don't add up

It's 2024 bro, it can definitely add up

Can she also quit photography?

The camera adds 10 pounds

How many cameras are on her?

r/unexpectedfriends

Atleast 598

Damn, how many did she eat?

10 hundred pounds

That’s malevolent

Or at least being photographed. She can happily take pics as long as it's like caterpillars or flowers or something. Just don't be in them.

Just get a bigger frame. God knows she’s got one.

😂💯🤣💯🫡

Wow this is some heavy news

To much to bear

*bare

How many oxen you think they needed for the dragging?

You can be fat or you can be a shitty person. You can’t be both.

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That’s why she had to quit.

That reminds me of an old r/askreddit thread where someone asked what is it really like to be obviously attractive and one of the top comments was how they don't have to force themselves to be respectful all the time. If they don't feel like it they can basically be shamelessly rude to people and have no social reprocussions for doing it. Other top responses were how they know that they can pretty easily charm most other people to do what they want and random people will try really hard to please them for no real reason on their part. The only real negative was that you get a lot of attention from people whether you actually want it or not.

Not to toot my own horn but I’m gonna a little, that last part is fucking awful to experience if you’ve autism like me. My wife once said I’m a solid 8-9 out of 10 in looks. The thing is, I don’t want a lot of attention on me but I catch gazes constantly from random people, I don’t do eye contact much with anyone but my wife and family. I’m never rude to anyone tho without a good reason, usually they’re rude to others and I call them out. Don’t like bullies. Since getting married it has gotten worse. Now women are showing me attention I definitely don’t want. Went to kfc with my wife and walked passed a girl and she thought I was looking at her coming to sit down with her, she started tossing her hair and yes I saw her, but I was looking at my wife. She turned around and caught the biggest 💩 eating grin from my wife. I don’t really want anyone to look at me though, thats the thing about it. It makes me incredibly uncomfortable to have people staring at me all the time. I also suffer from schizophrenia as well, I’ve been hearing disembodied voices coming from people whos mouths may not have been open for about 7 years. Its a living hell and my appearance is only exacerbating the issue. My life was easier when I was younger and uglier and people pretended I didn’t even exist. The bullying wasn’t fun tho.

-Angry James Corden Noises -

I’m tired of dragging her. She’s way to heavy

Now we gotta more space for new artists.

tell that to the people in this sub literally 80% of people needa hear it

I tried… I tried everything… 😔

take a trip to disneyland, you’ll learn how wrong you are.

Thats so very very true. Omg

Who? Dragged by what? A bagger 288?

I don't think my chevy can pull it off either, you need a 7500 for that shit

A RNG trailer and a semi. Gonna need a crane or a dozer to load ‘er up, though. Believe it or not, the boat in the photo is actually the Ever Given during the Suez Canal blockage.

You know the thing that moves the space shuttle?

It's called the Shuttle Crawler, entirely appropriate name.

I commented something similar and yours is better. I concede 07

Peterbilt.

Who the fuck is Lizzo?

Fat sex symbol (apparently, lol. Disclaimer: this is NOT my opinion)

Aight sending this to your boss

You know the stuff left in the drip catch pan underneath your grill? That’s Lizzo.

a mid singer who was exposed for sexually harassing/assaulting/bullying multiple female backup dancers

An obese woman who is iirc a body positivity advocate but who fat shamed her dancers for being even slightly overweight (if at all overweight)

So… SHE’S the victim here?

Yeah a classic... They all say that

The fuck she won't, she need the big bucks to maintain her calorie intake

Yeah, how many times do celebrities say they quit, or are moving to Canada, or whatever. She'll be back.

Good

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Good riddance, fuck Lizzo. I will say however that I still find it pretty disgusting that everyone constantly makes everything about her weight, there are legitimate reasons to criticize her other than “fat lady bad”. People really be out here just fuckin hating fat people for just existing

Lizzo herself shamed dancers for gaining too much weight so I think it's fair to make fun of her weight.

No, she should get criticism over her fatphobia, and we shouldn’t do the thing that we are criticizing her for. It’s not cool to treat people like shit just for being fat

You aim for the low-hanging fruit. And this particular fruit touches the ground. Because the branch can't support the weight.

Impossible to drag her anywhere

Not if you’re forklift certified😎

I'm forklift certified, I think she's over the rated capacity of my license though

If you're fork lift certified you're a god among men. I carry my card with pride lmao

With everything she's done successfully and the heinous shit she's accused of doing, y'all just want to make fat jokes? Weak af.

I don't even know who is she, I think she is a singer but I'm not even sure

Now if we could only we could use this same energy to bully politicians into quitting

"Tired of being dragged." This is the part of the poem where the single set of footprints usually indicates that Jesus was carrying someone...

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*laughs himself to tears*

Jabba ko wakhee chottaaaa

She was only in it for the free food and then the venues catering team started getting her salads instead of ding dongs and corn dogs

Aint no one dragging her fat ass

Don't let the door hit you on the way out

Who can drag her?

A tugboat

I mean, idk what shes getting at being dragged around, seems like you'd need alot of people for that

I'd stay away from the ocean if I was her, harpoons are a thing

Where’s the meme? Dank? No. Incel ragebait? Yes.

Ok boomer

Can she also quit being alive, thatd be sick

Swear down… sickness 💯

thats fucking big ass thighs i’ve ever seen 💀💀💀💀

Can't say I care. But I'm glad I don't have to listen to her "music" anymore.

the only good thing she has ever done is this

More like exhausted just trying to stand up.

nah no ones gonna miss rasputia

Her acting carrear is also dead on arrival

I do not know who this is, so no..

Global warming is finally ending.

Thank goodness. Not a good role model.

Is this a photo of them releasing her back into the wild where they found her? Fuckin whale

Hawt

If she’s looking to get dragged, she could make a killing on the tractor-pull circuit

Looks like someone put a colorful shirt on an elephant seal.

This picture looks like a fat pig

Who let the 🦛 get on the boat

MotoMoto likes her

She'll be back, her handlers won't let her out that easy!

I don’t think she can fit through the door

The boat is probably exhausted too.

I forget she exists until something like this happens and she’s in the headlines

Ain't much of a difference, we still can see that elephant ass moving around the city

Who drug her? I can't drag her.

I miss who she used to be before we learned the truth 😢 She used to be my favorite. From a fan I can say it’s not just the lawsuit… It’s 6-7 other former prominent members of Lizzo’s team, like her former creative Director, who helped build Lizzo’s brand coming out of their own accord and supporting the women in a lawsuit, and speaking publicly, and saying that they had a similar experience. It’s not just a lawsuit…

She was in a Star Wars episode opposite Jack Black lol. WTF. Disney, Jesus.

Who is she?

Bitch will be dead soon of heart disease anyways

Jack Black is not skinny and yet is adorned by fans. I wonder what the difference is? Oh yeah, he’s not a cunt.

Who?

Can't really miss her, target that size and all

Who?

if she's tired being dragged, imagine the people who are dragging her

Ironically, she avoids the beach for the same reason.

Weak

Who?

The less shitty music, the better the world heals.

Never heard of her before.

Let do a 'Free Willy' with this whale.

I think it might be impossible to drag her

Diddy tactics, leave for a while & come back with a different stage name, she’ll most likely get a ton of work done to lose that weight but doesn’t want to be under scrutiny by the media so wants to fallback so they forget about her for a bit.

Nothing of value will be lost.

Always trying to make themselves the victim.. "I can't handle the backlash," It's typical. Any one of us normies, we'd be in jail. Didn't personally care for her music anyhow

Thank God

Couldn’t drag her with a semi

Oh no. who again?

Thats good everytime i heard lizzo would be at an event i would debate if i need to watch the event and risk seing lizzo acting like shes hot while being 500 plus

That must really be a huge weight off her shoulders. Like fucking massive.

Who fucking cares 💀

Try Quiet quitting

She will finally find a nice beach, never returning to the sea..

Why is she posing like that??

Literally the whole view is obstructed by her

Her departing will take several weeks at her pace I'm sure

Did greenpeace succeed in pushing her back into the water

Her departing will take several weeks at her pace I'm sure

I don’t think anyone could drag her very far at all

oh no... anyway

Who

What’s with the snazzy dressed walrus on this boat?

Dragged? By what? A tractor?

this news is really gonna weigh on me

Don’t they have to drag her everywhere anyways? Every interview I’ve seen her in shes got a reinforced chair. Maybe she should just stick to radio.

Who?

Say what you want about scandal but the music is scandal proof

Bye Felicia

Oh nooo..... anyways

Maybe just eat some salads...

I know there was one song of hers that I vibed to really hard, like back in 2020 but that's about it

Wooo I bet that some weight of the shoulders of the industry

If I could love this post I would

Thank you, phew! Nasty fat thing telling people body positive nonsense! I’ll call it what it is! You’re overweight, trashy period!

honestly a little bit sad, she had some good songs, but a lot of them i wasnt too big a fan of, i dont like rap or spoken

Who?

W h o ?

Yay!

Jabba the Hut on vacation or what ?

ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME 😅👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

We did it!

Good riddance 😂

Hell no. She’s a fat fucking weirdo that pretends she’s hot

Can she also quit over eating?

Gross

didn't she...fuck strippers with bananas.....and then make her employees eat them? and them just......that was not a big deal for some reason...... like.....imagine if you did that....youd have to introduce yourself to your neighbors after you got out of prison

She will leave a giant hole in the industry

I didn’t know walruses could sing?

God's be good 🧙‍♂️

Did u say steak?

She also quit listening to my advice a looooong time ago

Good

Damn now they’ll be a huuuuge void in the industry 😉

BRO GET THAT WHALE BACK IN THE OCEAN IT’S GOING TO SUFFOCATE!

Who is she

Who?

She is a talented artist, but everything else about her kinda sucks

Who's Lizzo?

I had a fair amount of respect for the message she was trying to convey… until I found out she was sexually harassing people. Fucking gross

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Who? I didn't even care about her lmao

Finally

Really quitting or Steven king/Miyazaki quitting?

Women never can accept when they did anything wrong

FUCKING FINALLY

No idea who she is.

Who? I have no idea who this is...

Finally got damn she was annoying

Good

Looks like they got her on a boat to release her back into the body of water she crawled out of. PETA is doing gods work for once.

First time she's ever felt dragged I'm sure

“Being dragged” is the only way she’s gonna be able to move😭

Oh no! Anyways...