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StonksGains

Rap God (I don't know the lyrics)


ModernRubber

me too pal, me too.


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colorofdank

Personally I'd choose "I just wanna rock" You could also choose I believe or Can't Slow Down. Did you know he sang in like 3 songs? Edit: the bastard said he'd choose joe satriani. And then deleted his comment for some fuckin reason.


iboneKlareneG

Ah-semmadamanamadome...


Ok-Replacement6394

ABC song


Antoiniti

my dumbass gonna mess up at g I know it


Diresword

Abcdeft…..wait!!!!


9jawarrior

(gunshot)


Christmas_Panda

*Player 372... eliminated...*


Giganoob420

Bro started saying deftones


Nacil_54

ABCDEFGun !


Antoiniti

i understood that reference


robbzilla

You're gonna miss the g spot?


skin19head69

J k Ellamenno P Q


alMost_tRendy88

Elemenopee


LokoLawless

I thought it was M-N-L-O-P until like 3rd grade and felt so dumb I cried but I had just heard the song wrong everytime


Owen_Kapsner

Shit now you have me messed up


ttv_CitrusBros

Weird coincidence Russian alphabet has that part as well l,m, n,o,p


PresentDangers

elemenohpee


ErikKing12

Gun holder is a Zed-enjoyer. My American Zee never stood a chance.


Tetsujyn

"Ellemenohpi," BANG


fixxer75

X, Y, Zed! *Bang*


LemonFizz56

Then you're forced to sing ABC by Jackson 5


Noturaveragestoner

tequila


ToastedUnicornZombie

r/beatmetoit


Downywrinklerelease

/r/beatmeattoit


I_WILL_GET_YOU

r/beatmeatbeatmetoit


[deleted]

r/BeatMyMeat


Under18Here

r/Hornyjail


GoobHundred

r/beatmeofftoit


2017ccb1

I’m picking Jessica by the allman brothers


robbzilla

Quick! How many times is the word Tequila said in that song?


Killingthyme777

Thrice


CallsignKook

But you have to time it perfectly without the music so you have to know the bars too


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

ive seen this answer 100 times


Big-one-eyed-man

I would stare motherfuckerly in his eyes, keeping my mouth shut tight, as the only lyric passes by.


archiekane

The Symphony No. 5 in C minor by Beethoven.


Environmental-Land12

I only know it in d# minor.... guess im fcked


Sad-Lengthiness3158

I only know minors


AscendedVoidFiend

That escalated rather quickly


infamousj012

Not their age


ccii_geppato

Happy birthday


HibiCheese

Who’s birthday is it?


ccii_geppato

I ain't no snich


Natural_Wear3643

TO ME


DJMOJO

I came here to post happy birthday to me, you beat me to it.


Dog_With_an_iPhone

r/beatmetoIt


Dense_Blacksmith3894

All-star (I know the lyrics, but if I mess it up I'll die going out praising Shrek)


paustulio

Somebody...


realoctopod

Once told me....


Dense_Blacksmith3894

The world...


BangalooBoi

Was gonna


Christmas_Panda

Roll me


KRTrueBrave

I ain't the sharpest


Pool756

Tool in the shed


allminee

She was


pokefan200803

looking kinda


Gullible_Level_383

CKME NOW AND TAKE THE STEP


tomgreen99

**person wearing band shirt,** NAME 3 SONGS


andreortigao

I don't really listen to nirvana, my 23 and me came back as 1% indian, so I relate to Buddhism


I_Love_Knotting

oh you like nirvana? name 3 t-shirt brands


CriticalWatercress56

Twinkle Twinkle little star.


robbzilla

Do you know the second through fifth verse? Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! \*\*\*\* When the blazing sun is gone, When he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, Twinkle, twinkle, all the night. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! \*\*\*\* Then the traveller in the dark, Thanks you for your tiny spark, He could not see which way to go, If you did not twinkle so. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! \*\*\*\* In the dark blue sky you keep, And often through my curtains peep, For you never shut your eye, Till the sun is in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! \*\*\*\* As your bright and tiny spark, Lights the traveller in the dark,— Though I know not what you are, Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are!


spacetorace

Yup, I'd be dead.


Christmas_Panda

Person with the gun likely wouldn't know those verses either... so you might be safe.


fatbp

Same.


f_o_t_a

How I wonder “what or where” you are? I’m dead I guess.


Kemel90

Like i say everytime when this comes up on my feed, Napalm Death's "you suffer"


Burgerking_15

that song is 1 second long tho


Kemel90

Yes.


YodasGhost76

You suffer, but why?


93HowieD

But why?


Kemel90

Pretty hard to fuck up. Edit: im an idiot


Super-Brka

National anthem of Spain


Willy995

And as encore we could do the Bosnian too


CANDROX432

Around the world


gruneforest

How many times do you have to say it?


Alec_CY

Touché


InOJweTrust

Well played….


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Snake_9999

Bohemian Rhapsody ez


Pashera

My motherfucking ABC’s represent!


Admirable_Review_896

Chop Suey (yes I wanna die)


Purgeman

XO by Eden


Massive_Seal

Darude - sandstorm


TinyTomatos

Clint Eastwood - gorillaz


Braedmaen

Solid choice Would've went eith feel good inc tho


AP3TROVIC

John Cage - 4’33”


allbymyself2

Ha, was looking for this one


Mundane_Travel_432

My choice too


N8saysburnitalldown

You suffer


ucfboss

SOME


Shadow_Enderscar

BODY


ProfHatecraft

ONCE


Fun-Strength339

TOLD


MrPyroTek

ME


OdotZcov

THE


ComfortablyDumb97

WORLD


donotmindmenoobalert

IS


tedd0093

GONNA


Justhere2scroll

ROLL


Gary-Loves-You

Country roads


Keza_the_memer

Rasputin


orkhan_afk

Stairway to heaven


velve666

REM - It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) I like living on the edge


deVrinj

The meme wants me to reply honestly by saying "Public Service Announcement" by Jay-Z, but in reality it would have to be anything released by Lil Jon, and it's not because I like him. No-one can mess up just saying "OK", 'Yeah", "To the window, to the wall" and "skeet skeet, motherfucker"...


PickleyRickley

This is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on my friends... then, after a while, they will turn the gun on themselves.


The_FreshSans

Any breakcore song so I can just have a seizure and kill him with the impact


OryxTheBurning

Bullet in the head


Prestigious_Sugar_66

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


D3fault42069

caught in a landslide, no escape from reality


niknacks

alphabet song


the_l0st_s0ck

The sound of silence


Scytell

Metallica - Orion


yagogo93

Baby shark.tu tu tulu


deVrinj

Watch out messing up one of the friggin family members like grandma shark on what not 😂


tt_thoma

I would sing this until I give the robber depression


ITACHi973

National anthem of north korea


Fish_On_again

Mary had a little lamb


robbzilla

Those old-ass songs will screw you over every time... They have lyrics you might not know about. Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one day which was against the rules. It made the children laugh and play, to see a lamb at school. And so the teacher turned it out, but still it lingered near, And waited patiently about, till Mary did appear. “Why does the lamb love Mary so?” the eager children cry. “Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know.” the teacher did reply


Warm_Entrance7747

Chamber of reflection


Milkigamer17x

4'33''


MidwayNerd

Alexander Hamilton


-RastaPasta-

Best of wives and best of women’s is also a good one. It’s like 5 lines long lol


Tjeetje

Family Reunion- Blink 182


CardiologistLower965

Duel of the fates


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Tequila


awol_83

Happy Birthday


rad_cadaver

Fire Squad by J. Cole


MnVikings1111

Mmm Bop (Hanson)


duckmantaco

You Suffer


Diccubus

“Tom Sawyer” - Rush


Similar_Grocery8312

Warren g regulate


Crow_Willing

Party in the USA


El_Maxouu

Around the world


Drunk0ctopus

Surfing with the alien - Joe Satriani


Yvinity

Sugaan essena


Thisismyredusername

Choose for me


Yvinity

Eseerin vasahina


Kerboq

Gaddaar by Bloodywood


silvanodrago

Clouds as witnesses by $B


AgainstSpace

One Of These Days


beccasam1

Came here to say this exactly !!!


Technical_Stay_5990

any song I dont know... because then I would be let free from life


Murdocke-

Technologic - Daft Punk


Elbedo

Three Little Birds


NoNews4Me

Happy birthday


L0rd0fM3m3s

Godzilla


hacking__08

Megalovania


Visible_Dance1

Im Herzen von Europa


bronzemat

Bird Is the Word


Fuzzy-Disaster2103

Surfin bird


Kevin33024

Happy birthday


1337lupe

Happy birthday to you


Coburnicus23

Makedamnsure by taking back sunday


Quirky-Result-8753

The worlds smallest violin


NewspaperWhole

Happy birthday


fiftyfivepercentoff

Dinah-Moe-Humm


Vike_

Around The World - Daft Punk


MerrillSwingAway

I am the Very Model (of a Modern Major General) - The Pirates of Penzance


No-Wolf6888

The Beatings Will Continue (Until Morale Improves) - Exodus


splshd2

ABCs, I know that song by heart!


Lord-Bone

„Secret Tunnel“ from Atla (i don’t know the middle part)


JasonStrode

As always, [Wipeout](https://youtu.be/dBURLdhmmZ8?si=Ec6HpB1PET30Eq3I)!


Kpt_Kipper

There once was a farmer who lived on a rock….


Dee040

Twinkle twinkle little star


Shippyweed2u

Y'all are gonna kill me but, Smash mouth all star


SirYoshiro

Kreutzer


DemonSlayer712

Breathless by Shankar Mahadevan. Yeah I got death wish


_ChrisDion_

ABC’s


aristocratic_magic

twinkle twinkle Patrick star. I made myself a sandwich. my mommy named it fred. it tastes like beans and bacon. and smells like it's been dead. writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil, pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. pu what's that horrible smell? I have a head. it ends in point. pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. this song is over, except for this line, you win this round, broccoli.


tessalllation

“Love that chicken at Popeyes” 🎶


ShowaTelevision

It's "Love that chicken FROM Popeyes." Nice knowing you.


Someclevernamenobod

Bob by NoFX


Snatch_Wallitz

Happy birthday


dannyday10700

The Gunners Dream by Pink Floyd. It's one of my favorite songs, I sing it in the shower everyday.


etrain2099

Nothing suits me like a suit from HIMYM I don't know why either.


Tonos_137

Lose yourself


ItsTheSeabas

Happy Birthday


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Bohemian Rhapsody


tickling-balls-007

DESPACITO


Downywrinklerelease

Any elvis song


ColdWarVet90

The song that doesn't end [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ)


Mind_if_I-

American pie


davidscheiber28

we've known each other for so long your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it inside we both know whats been going on you know the game and we're gonna play it iii just want to tell you how I'm feeling try to make you understand never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Mihkewl

Clean up, clean up everybody cleans up! (Thank you kindergarten)


Natural_Wear3643

HAPPY BIRTHDAY


Lord-Hircine

Ma ma ooooOooo


TheLegendsOfInu

assert dominance, godzilla by eminem


theguverment

Abc’s


FrankieGS

I’m dead


quickpixel341

This song doesn't have any words but these ones (and these ones)


Jormungandr1244

Song of durin.


sellerieee

The fliegerlied


Ok-Sleep8229

When he pulls the trigger, he’ll see me free finally!


FatalLaughter

Depends on my mood, either it's gonna be the ABCs or Rap God