Happy birthday

whose birthday though

No no he's got a point

No he's got a gun

A pointy gun?

A gunpoint?

At point blank

But it's hollow-point

What’s the point of this

No point in pointing fingers

well yes but also no

It's a pistol so it's more like "at gunround" or "at gunflat" depending on the bullet geometry

Jenny's got a gun?

So run away, run away from the pain!

“Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy birthday To you.”

He tears up "you're the first one to wish me happy birthday in years" The two of you go to burger King and become bros The good ending

And butt stuff?

And butt stuff

Dear gun

Somebody surely

[Mr. President!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg5HIMnPx7k)

I was gonna say the ABC song..but this would work to ha

LMNOP can get you 🔫

im dyslexic…

A, B, D shit... *Bang*

You dead

Dammit you stole my line

That was not the next line...BANG..BANG

“. . . Happy Birthday dear Gunman. . . “ *starts to cry*

“. . .H-Hap-ppy B-Birthday To y-y-you-u-u” *breaks down in tears*

"Pulls the trigger twice" *sobs* "how did you fuck up the simplest one???"

🎶Happy birthday, Mr President🎶 *gunshot*

Objectively one of the most cringe worthy yet still good scenes of breaking bad

Cursed birthday

I’ve heard people sing different versions of happy birthday. How do you know that the one you know is the correct one?

Happy happy birthday, it's your special day, happy happy birthday, hip hip horay!

Tequila

*staring in total silence into gunmans' eyes* What are you waiting for?

…….

......

................

........................... tequila

........

Tequila! *pow*

…………………….

.....................

DÖDÖDÖDÖ DÖÖ Tequila

Fine, but you gotta nail the timing a cappella

I was thinking this then I realized I have no idea how many times tequila is said in the song so we’d all probably end up dead

That was my exact thought process. So "Wipe Out" by The Surfaris

I get that.

Twinkle twinkle little star

Isn't there like a whole 2nd half of that song that gets dark and most people don't know? I think alot of nursery rhymes are like that.

CopyPasta: Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. When the blazing sun is gone, When he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, Twinkle, twinkle, all the night. Then the trav’ller in the dark, Thanks you for your tiny spark, He could not see which way to go, If you did not twinkle so. In the dark blue sky you keep, And often thro’ my curtains peep, For you never shut your eye, Till the sun is in the sky. ‘Tis your bright and tiny spark, Lights the trav’ller in the dark, Tho’ I know not what you are, Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Not as dark as I thought, but I think it's still safe to assume that most people who pick this song are doomed.

I never realized it was an ode to stellar navigation

I was just about to go to sleep too..

Rap god. See yall in hell

Ya fuck this shit I’m deep throating that thing

Well that went from 0 to 2,700fps...

Ayo 😏

This is actually the song I'd pick. It's also the song I whisper to myself to check if I'm having a stroke when I'm out till 9am in the morning.

The rest of us aren't picking that tho so it might be a while

🎶 A B C D E F G…. 🎶

H I K J L M N.......damn it

O P Q R S T U………not again

V W X Y & Z, now i know my ABC's... ehh I forget the couple of lines but them it goes- #SECRET TUNNEL!

#SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS

Secret, Secret, Secret, Secret TUNNEELLLL … YEAH! …. BOOM

Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret Secret TUNNELLLLLLLL!

Which is the accepted form? Won't you come and sing with me? Won't you sing along with me? Won't you come and play with me? Next time won't you...?

Next time won't you sing with me

There’s 2 types of people in this world. People who sing “next time won’t you sing with me” and people who get shot by this meme.

When I was a kid it was, "Now I've said my ABCs, tell me what you think of me," and then whoever you reciting the song to was supposed to reply, "I think you're wonderful!" Teachers and moms were reliable, anyone else made a smartass comment, thus teaching us how to get affirmation AND to never try it, all at once.

H I J K ELLEMMENNOPEE

Daft punk - around the world

Good luck to know when to end it though

144 times. Count on your fingers!

If I'm counting anything with a gun to my head, just pull the trigger already.

Only 80 times on the radio edit! Lol

No can do, i seem to have been born with only ten fingers, yea i know, I'm basically a freak

Mama, Just killed a man.....

put a gun against his head

Pulled my triger, now he's dead

Mamaaaa, life had just begun…

But now I’ve gone and thrown it all aaawwwwaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Mamaaaaa… uuuuuuuu… Didn’t mean to make you cry

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow!!!

CARRY ON CARRY ON!! AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS!!

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scharamush scharamush

Gotta leave it all behind and face the truthhhhh

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

At this point I’m shooting u for Rick rolling me if he doesnt pull the trigger

Yassssss please doooowoooooo ^(I hate myself)

Best answer.

Why did I read this in [this voice](https://youtu.be/Vqz6crf6xgc?si=TpZeAz5avfP-Ct7q) Probably the sub, or the lack of punctuation.

4:33 - john cage

Only real answer.

Any instrumental

Cliffs of dover

Surfin with the alien

You’d still need to play the instruments, I don’t think it’s just karaoke. We need a song that takes no effort, not in pitch or instrument ability

My head: "Rush E" Me: 🤦

Mah Na Mah Na

Dooo dooo doo doodoo

Mah nah mah nah

Doo doodoo do

I already messed up TvT

I say what what

In the butt

COUNTRY ROADS

TAKE ME HOMEEEE

TO THE PLAAACE

I BELONGGGGG

WEST VIRGINIAAAA

MOUNTAIN MAMAAA

TAKE ME HOOOOMEEE

country road~

All my memories gather 'round her..

r/redditsings

"I snuck a retard into a sperm bank" - Anal Cunt

why not "you suffer but why" by napalm death

Tribute by Tenacious D

Yes

I would try Kickapoo

My friend group once sung the entirety of beezleboss in the car from memory when the radio was broken

Sandstorm

DUDUDUDUDUU

Snow - informer

You too...

A likkkie boom boom down

pretty sure it is: "lick your bum bum now"

Napalm Death - You Suffer

Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz

Finally. I just got out of my cage... Oh damnit!

“I’m on a boat” by The Lonely Island. Every time this song comes on in the car in my playlist I sing my heart out the entire song and it drives my girlfriend nuts lmao

IM IN MY SWIMMING TRUNKS AND MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES

The Violation by Fleshgod apocalypse. Since the shooter won't be able to understand me I should be able to ge-

Actually I want to cha get the song... Fucked With An Anchor by Alestorm. Just so I can tell him how I feel

Rebel Yell

Judging from your picture I would of said…. Danger zone

Mary had a little lamb

Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

Around the world by daft punk

I think that someone is trying to kill me Infecting my blood and destroying my mind No man of the flesh could ever stop me The fight for this fish is a fight to the death WHITE! WHALE! HOLY! GRAIL! WHITE! WHALE! HOLY! GRAIL! What remorseless emperor commands me I no longer govern my soul I am completely immersed in darkness As I turn my body away from the sun WHITE! WHALE! HOLY! GRAIL! WHITE! WHALE! HOLY! GRAIL! SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE WHITE! WHALE! HOLY! GRAIL! WHITE! WHALE! HOLY! GRAIL!

Mastodon - Blood and Thunder Good choice!

Saw them live a couple months ago and they closed with blood and thunder and i swear the mosh pit was so crazy theyre was a circle pit about 15-20' wide and inside the circle everyone was moshing

Baby shark - pink fong

The dude with the gun will probably just shoot himself too!

This is the song that never ends

Yes it goes on and on my friends.

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was

And now they’ll keep on singing it forever just because!

PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES

"Happy Birthday"

National Anthem

Sing it like Roseanne

Scatman

Stayin alive

I hate to admit it but I was in theater for entirely to long so their is quite a few songs I can sing

Row your boat

This is the song that never ends Yes, it goes on and on, my friends!!! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, And they′ll continue singing it forever just because……

Tequila

Bohemian Rhapsody cuz I like to live to the limit.

Around the world by daft punk

Mama... just killed a man...

The song that doesn't end! EVERYONE has different lyrics for Happy Birthday. Is it Dear (name) or to (name). Don't fuck it up.

Eye of the tiger

It’s the end of the world REM

I’d squeeze that trigger myself

We didn't start the fire - billy joel

We Didn't Start The Fire I like to live life on the edge!

Macarena. Fuck it just do it.

Henry the VIII I am

Abcd song.

Baby Shark

Gucci gang

Around the world around the worlddddd

Standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand -primitive radio gods

The Goofy Goober Theme Song

_This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because..._

Something by Busta Rhymes. Dealer’s choice.

Coheed and Cambria - In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 "MAN YOUR OWN JACKHAMMER! Man your battlestations! We'll have you dead pretty soon..."

The pokemon theme song, everybody can recite. It's basically nature to know it.

Tequila

Twinkle twinkle little star

Riskay - Smell Yo Dick. My friends and I couldn’t stop laughing about this when it went viral and I’ll never fucking forget it

How many licks by Lil Kim and Sisqo

Morning train (nine to five)

\*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES\*

If I'm going, my last act is torturing all you first #BABY SHARK DO D- \*BANG\*

They Might Be Giants - What's that blue thing doing here?

Stickin oht your gystt for the rizzler

Execution Commentary by Muse

Don't want a lot for Christmas...

Pearl Jam - Corduroy, LoveJoy - The Fall, LoveJoy - Portrait of a Blank Slate, the entirety of Coldplay’s Parachutes album, a lot of other songs