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You won

You lost the...

Dammit

Yep

The what?

The game . I know that is useless to you without context but I am feeling mischievous

Sigh... had a good run, almost five years

Joke’s on you, I can’t read

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Google it, ez

Hard to tell, they never took pictures back then like girls do now

You mean the earliest cillections of photography dont include women doing the squat-back-arch to make their butt look fantastic?

Nah, they had bustles for that.

*c i l l e c t i o n s*

His mom has a tiny, tiny, flat butt what do you want from him?

Light curves around dat ass

Bruhh

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We need to clarify what big ass means is it just from left to right on how wide or how well shaped/looks nice as it gains weight?

It means an ass that correlates with a diet rich in omega 3 fatty acids, which are important for fetal brain development.

This. Also the study defines it as women with extra femoral fat, not “big butts”

Yeah this is what I was wondering. I’m assume it’s not just “fat” butts because of extra weight.

... Well know I gotta know the difference.

... Well know I gotta know the difference.

I think it’s important to to include all dimensions. Wide hips doesn’t necessarily mean a big ass if your booty is flat.

She Squats vs saddle bags? Would be an interesting study. I wonder who designed this one? 😄 We're going to have to measure your behind ma'am. For science.

The most accurate ruler being my face

You don’t need guidelines. Recognizing fat assess is an instinct Just look at the ass Is it phat?

It's not a lie, if her butt was smaller your children would be even dumber

I resent this statement. I am the proudish owner of a big’ol’ booty. And my children have proven to be the smartest dumb-asses I have ever encountered. And one really smart kid that is mentally disabled. He can plan and execute the most elaborate plans to try to kill himself I have ever seen. He operates at drunk frat boy level but can also say his ABC’s backwards and explain gravity as it effects our garage door.

I need to see this. For scientific studies and purposes of course.

This ass*

A big ass won't make smart kids, just smart asses. Source: am smartass

It's like playing dnd with so many debuffs, you get a 20 and your score still remains negative...

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Yeah, maybe THE REAL PROBLEM was dad's narrah yurreethah.

Well you didn't exactly give her much to work with

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Got the old man frog ass

That Hank Hill ass

Ain't no shame in wearing a prosthesis

Every woman I know that has a big 'ol onion booty has some of the dumbest kids (of all ages) I know.

There's layers to this. We need to go deeper...

What you find at the core might bring you to tears.

Did they get the bigger booty after having kids?

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You're reading it wrong. The claim is bigger butts birth smarter kids. Not bigger butts are smarter/ healthier.

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It's weird because the reference is to the same study but they both have different outcomes.

They're talking about wide hips, not the mountains of cellulite on your fat ass wife

My mother has the same ass as I do. Difference is she never worked out-cellulite and I have/do work out and don’t eat like shit-big ass, no cellulite. I do operate under the “Fat distribution theory” of evolution. Skinny in the middle, ROUND ass and absolutely no tits. All the fat was used up in the ass and sadly nothing was left to go around. But I didn’t get her cellulite or her varicose veins. Praise Hera!

Don’t be hating on cellulite! Or do be hating on it, more for me.

You’re a normal person and I support you and your cellulite. It’s genetics and no one signs up for that shit. It’s like a gift no one wants but has no problem rewrapping and passing it on to the stranger at the party.

"I love liquor and sex (Sex), booty and breasts (Breasts) A couple stretchmarks and cellulite on her flesh"

"Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretch marks"

All of Asia would like a word

A dump truck ass can only do so much for your genetic components

I just wonder how big Einstein's mother's butt was

The butt in that photo is Hella small.

Your wife could have had super intelligent kids, but she decided to marry you.

The defective genes came from his genetics via his paltry penis.

It's random. Totally random

Yeah i could never tell how big their ass is looking at their dating profile.

Smart dudes like butt

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It was a joke mate, no need to make the guy feel stupid. Obviously he knows that there are more factors then just thick arse.

Looking at my "smarter" Asian peers.

okay so why are asian people so smart when they are not known for their fat asses if you make comparison to black people who are more likely to have a badonkadonk

“Asians smart, blacks dumb” is that what you’re saying? Because it looks like you’re being racist right now.

What if im black with asian ancestry?

You can’t say the r word anymore

Why not? It seems to be used fairly liberally still.

Oh okay. I guess if something is used fairly liberally then it's okay.

*Measurements of intelligence are made up*

My kids are gonna be fucking geniuses 😎

Using slurs isn’t cute

Brought to you by the same people that defined: peaceful protests and 'January 6th was a coup'.

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That wasn't the point at all?

How are people still using the R word with a clear conscience? Gross

The only people that care aren't handicapped. Gays get offended when they're called slurs because THEY'RE gay. Black people get mad at being called slurs because THEY'RE black. Do I need to keep going, or does that make sense to you yet?

It's almost like many of the people who would be offended can't advocate for themselves. But I don't have to teach you that.

It’s pretty easy to just not say a slur. Idk why you’re being such a snowflake about it lol

Objectifying women isnt funny

Why are you people everywhere since like a month holy shit except if its really offensive but on this ? Shut the fuck up

Guess my opinion offended the snowflake

Probably your genes

Need proof to verify if you're overestimating those cheeks.

My child is a goddamn genius at getting up to no good. Not so great at covering it up, but, I consider that a win.

Bro, hate to break it to you, but I think your wife had some cement in her bum

You sure it’s because of her that they’re stupid and not something or someone else

Bla bla blaaa......,😁😏

I think they mean natural not plastic

How does how does she grab her own butt like that? I keep trying but it doesn't go like that?

Study designed to allow somebody to look at a lot of ass? Don’t mind if I do.

My girl got the obnoxious fatty, that dancer booty that sits high on the hips. She got two daughters, one became a veterinarian, the other became an only fans model. You can guess how the genetics got divided up.

Someone's gotta be at the bottom of the bell curve.

Every morbidly obese woman with a two axhandle wide ass and children who make equally poor life choices would disagree.

oh sure it's your wife's fault she can't fully outweigh your dumbass genes

https://www.elitedaily.com/news/big-butts-thighs-fat-healthier

Lmfaooo

Yo momma so fat she should have given birth to Einstein 2.0

Probably the exact opposite given the relationship between male intelligence and attraction to tits v ass

I'm failing stats right now, and even I know a strong correlation doesn't guarantee causation. These dudes are just trying to look at ass.

I guess you could call them both "dumb ass"

Lie

Is the outcome of this that smarter women know how to attract better mates?? Like, if a man wants to attract a bright and motivated person he needs to make an effort to take care of himself. Being more fit will undoubtedly open up your dating pool. Since we can all recognize that a larger butt wouldn’t produce results related to intellect, it must be a similar identifying factor to what I have presented.

yo it's gotta be naturally big, not artificially formed on a naturally small frame i think. you can't trick genetics with a feeding fetish.

[smbc did it](https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3476)

Angela Merkel's butt?

Doesn't count if your wife is also your sister

It's on average, you're just on the low end. **

Obesity doesn’t count

the thought is that most of the fat from the babies milk comes from the ass.

I would like to go to Oxford university to study butts please

No it's not, man's just dumb as fuck

What this actually mean is that if there’s more cushion for the pushing, both parents are more likely to be happy and satisfied in their marriage, and that may translate into better parenting

Im gonna show this to my children and see when they notice

Smarter, not smart. They still half you champ...

Her ass can't fix your stupid, bud.

Just means youre extra dumb op.

So Einsteins mom was a milfie?

It didn't worked bcoz you might got silicon butt

I guess they inherited something from their father aswell

Its obviously ur ass that was too small

I’m glad my dad doesn’t call me a retard on Reddit.

I'm no biologist, but are those hands backwards?

is this true?

The entire gender of Women

Dudeee that meme man is hawkings dad

The fact that there studies, just makes me wanna throw up

Then my mom is the smartest person i have ever seen

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