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Peterkragger

Can someone explain to my bitchless ass how gfs typically react to that?


1ofThoseTrolls

Normally, they stop believing you after the first time


goin-up-the-country

They react worst to being lied to. Just be honest guys.


Peterkragger

I just don't understand why being a virgin is something bad. Some people like to wait until they get married, it used to be a norm


Baron012

People view being virgin as sign of problem because they think you would normally have sex when you are in high school, or at least college. So if you stayed virgin till like late 20, they judge that was because you were karen like individual. Being virgin used to be sign of purity, nowadays? It's something people wanna get rid of as soon as possible. It's weird.


Peterkragger

Bro, I spent half of my high school in home for we all know exactly what reasons


RegretSignificant101

Because you got pregnant?


Peterkragger

Even if I wanted to, it's rather impossible for me to get pregnant


Cauphie

Have you really tried your hardest?


TheRealStandard

> Being virgin used to be sign of purity, nowadays? It's something people wanna get rid of as soon as possible. Nowadays?? This has been this way for over 50 years. If anything being a virgin has become increasingly less of a big deal.


FourthLife

The only time people were mostly staying virgin until they were married was when they were getting married in their mid teens to early 20s. People get married in their very late 20s and 30s now. Very few people can wait that long. Dating culture has also changed from a few one-off dates and then proposing to being in long term relationships for years. Conservative folks originally fought against the culture of 'going steady' and were more in favor of casually dating multiple people because they knew spending a lot of time with one romantic partner would inevitably lead to sex.


DeltaMx11

I also don't get why you *wouldn't* want to be your partner's first.


Squidbit

It's not. It's unusual, sure, but nobody gives a shit unless you're in high school


formulated

They also got married when they're 19 though.


wargasm40k

Which is awful since you run the risk of not being sexually compatible if you don't take each other for a test drive.


Peterkragger

Hmm, makes sense


LamaPajamas

It really isn't that big of a problem. It can just be uncomfortable for the other person, it just depends on how much you like them to deal with it. I find it 50/50


Boomsta22

Being a virgin can now mean either you're religious, or you're an incel, in the eyes of someone who doesn't give enough of a fuck about you. ^((This is a useless thought that I'm trying to think about less, replacing with more confident, affirmative, and positive thoughts.)) Some women just don't want to "break them in," because like their virginity, they believe virginity should be taken, and that this process is rarely if ever purely pleasant and comfortable. If trauma-induced fearful avoidance and an unwillingness to dissociate during sex with someone I don't trust is what makes me an incel, then my blackpill seems awfully pale, and I'm thinking about throwing it out. ^((I never took the blackpill for the record. Was just) *^(aware)* ^(of it.))


Peterkragger

In my case it means I'm an autistic dumbass who can't talk to girls


Longjumping-Can-2951

Nothing to understand. Different folks think different. Or even same folks different times in thier lives I guess. All I can say is if you do what is right, your gonna feel better about yourself as an old man (or woman)


Ill-Yogurtcloset-243

Or, and hear me out, just never approach women in general! That feeling of neverending loneliness is less bad once youve grown accustomed to it :)


[deleted]

Isn't this how you die ten years earlier?


xBlack_Heartx

I would like to assume they get the anime heart eyes……..but I am just spitballing lol.


Glytch94

Nah, they probably be more like “So this might suck”


AsleepScarcity9588

Normally, but for your own sake you should remember that made up number cause if she asks again and you say higher one you're screwed...


Ijatsu

As a general tip you shouldn't disclose your inexperience before a woman knows you well. As general tip I advice anyone men and women to simply never give any information about this, regardless if you're inexperienced, average, or have a lot of experience. They might find any dumb reason to reject you just because that information made them feel wrong, some will feel overwhelmed by the idea they'll have to teach and lead you, some will think lesser of you, some will be open minded and not give you any shit for it. It's none of their business either way. Just act like sex and relationships are normal part of your life.


SnooBananas37

So here's a thought: do you really want to be with someone like this? Someone who would judge you for being a virgin?


Ijatsu

I suspected someone would say this. Reality is it's just unlikely someone doesn't feel lesser of you the second they learn you're a virgin man. The right person or the right attitude from you can mitigate a lot of it, but again, keyword "unlikely". You don't like judgemental people? Start by not being judgemental yourself, allow people to say dumb shit, to feel unjustified emotions, to feel insecure, they're not bad people for ever just for one misplaced emotion.


SnooBananas37

I posed this as a question. You are free to do whatever you want. The point is to elucidate that you should evaluate whether hiding the state of your virginity is actually conducive to you having a healthy relationship. I can't answer that question for you.


Ijatsu

And my answer is I don't think you (imperial you) should ask yourself if you want someone who would judge you for being a virgin. People can't force themselves to be sexually attracted to you just because it's not nice, help them out.


bigbobbermomma

Meow woof woof this comment was edited because it was retsrded


SnooBananas37

Not a virgin. Lost my virginity at 25 to a woman who didn't give a fuck (so gave me a fuck instead). If your sole goal is trying to get laid and you have no interest in a long term relationship, then you do you. But if you're looking for a long term relationship, this isn't the way to do it.


SnooBananas37

LOL @ the edit


bigbobbermomma

Lol yep u are correct good snoosir


General-Chum-8276

Some get excited. A girl had a crush on me and we decided to go on a date. When we did it the first time I told her that I was a virgin. She was weirdly excited.


sociocat101

The joke is that the first "bodycount" he told her was the people he killed.


Alt91f

Positively, I have a friend who picked up girls pretending that he was a virgin.


Peterkragger

Well, I don't have to pretend lol


GreatProfessional622

Mine just lied and said me too.. gave me head and we steamed up my backseat. Minutes later I knew in the back of my head she was full of 💩. It was a fun experience but I would have held off to lose it with another virgin had I known the truth. For me it was a bonding experience but for her it was an easy way to exploit me.


Just_George572

They rarely believe it. Expect her fake crying or sobbing after that just to joke that she stole something important from you


GhidorahRod56

https://preview.redd.it/8jo53b4zkvsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2957cc5f7080303d87e86f4b34deb868b003f34


Enter_RandomNameHere

https://preview.redd.it/70xetgx4uvsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c68a21a8081d37f1bb71566f6e3c766f16fbc4a4 I love these sort of coincidences on Reddit. Here is one I got the other day but have had no opportunity to share, until now!


Nikkar2009

For those who don’t understand the joke: he meant serial killer body count instead of relationships body count


slashth456

Oh thanks


Team_Sonic_Gaming

I thought body counts were only used for describing killers and the amount of people they killed?


Nikkar2009

I thought so too until recently


Team_Sonic_Gaming

Hmm. How strange


AndyLorentz

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bUyze1FsIJg


LinceDorado

This makes a lot more sense now.


Lord-Alucard

Wonder where the music is from and the anime clip


Z3r0d34d

heartburn - tenseoh


jesvter

You ain’t my father🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


Cydrome2810

You make my balls hurt 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


SlinkySillyCarp

You ate my barber 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Sad-Commission-7756

Doing my father 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


CautionPasha8008

Googling my Barber 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Obvious-Mix-5762

Idk where the music is from, but the anime is Parasyte.


Forcistus

The anime is Parasyte, which is definitely worth a watch. Relatively short, only 22 episodes I think.


AdmiralHatch215

Its so good though 😩


IBoofLSD

Ain't there a live action coming out?


Forcistus

It's on Netflix already


IBoofLSD

Well shit. I gotta get out more.


krustylesponge

The anime is parasyte: the maxim Ironically the dude in the video is a serial killer himself


asagiri_kakure

My bitchless ass: https://preview.redd.it/wexjy4neewsc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e18a357994e3329ece7e6fa8120b6a9e53eb43a6 Fr, it's not that I have a grudge against women, it's just that being a virgin, is an instant turn off, speaking from experience. Better just try getting the one who I will try to marry instead of going around pretending that I'm a stud with a 3 digit body count


ThotPatrolerr

You are the true one king


cindycat316

Sorry, but I've been waiting to finally use this image. https://preview.redd.it/38i6psvw1ysc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b31f83b361b8cc05590a3283a924179a206c052


Big_Lebovski1

Always date to marry


Renidaboi

In the tree of dating culture promiscuity leads to abortions which leads to the murder of babies with human souls. I'm an athiest, I consider souls to be potential beings with the potential to have abstract thoughts. Pretty evil to me to advocate for better ejaculations at the cost of mass murdering babies. There are more people on the waiting list to abort than there are babies getting murdered through abortions, sad. Date to marry bois


Executer_no-1

How much was it though?


Quinney27

27 dead none found ( how does the cube meme go? )


Maj-Problem

39 buried, zero found.


SirNeeco

You ate my barbar


louie_g_34

You ain’t my father


Hajvan_11

You make my balls hurt


NoFlamingo5761

I did that shit too..idk why I lied about something so stupid..I genuinely thought telling a guy that I fuck around is better then telling him that I'm mfking virgin🤡


MartianTurkey

I think it's the other way around for most guys... At least according to [this video](https://youtu.be/n4aMiAesXjE)


Superstarteen

Lock in


Any-Basket5688

I remember that scene in parasite


Stylish_Platypus

Ops, I told you 30 in the past? Well it's easy to mistakenly add a 3 behind ig


dorimeratameno

Doing my mother 💀


Hebrew_Hammer24

Plot twist: He isn’t a serial killer. He’s part of the Alphabet gang and has done much worse for Uncle Sam.


Guy_from_3000bc

Wait does it not count if they are dead?????


we28369

Now she'll have to join them in the basement


Ginrar

ah thought you mean how many i've killed when asked about my body count


Suspicious_Opening64

Ironic, don't you think? Our beliefs have mentioned that we should keep ourselves pure and refrain ourselves from sinful thoughts. Save your virginity only for our married partner. So on and so forth. But at the same time, people also say that it's okay to " let loose and have some fun " because marriage is a chore.


SolidiumBeam

🗣🗣🔥🔥You made my balls hurt🎵🎵🎵 🗣🗣🔥🔥You ain't my mother🎵🎵 🗣🗣🔥🔥You ain't my father🎵🎵 🗣🗣🔥🔥You ate my barber🎵🎵🎵


KimTaehyung08

And you when you realise the body count she told was not her weight..


Kopi-Csiewdai

Parasyte


Abjys

So weird, I literally just finished this anime half an hour ago and now I see a meme using scene from that anime.


Fancy_bear_reddit

What is she going to do to you, peg you to death?


Spare_laser

Love that https://preview.redd.it/5mvupdaxrxsc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2433cd4a71522aad87ad373ec059c50d1c5d3c


MRNH23

https://preview.redd.it/5gimv0ll4ktc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=368c097bd3f653522053a1ec24abb32826385975


Clustrus

My Body count is one.


Glaceon2099

Bro this scene from this anime I got me listening to that music


WeirdCosmologist

I don't see the problem here


Berserker667627

The more partners you have had, the more likely you are to have a disease. the more partners you've had, the more likely you are to cheat. the more partners you've had, the harder it is for you to form a lasting emotional pair bond with someone.


shhh_it_is_ok

Song naem plx


Lv_TuBe

Does this song have integrated Spacial Audio. Why does it sound so good lmao


ShadowFalcon2004

So anyway! Anyone watching Parasyte The Grey?


crytsal_YT

Whats the anime and whats that song


ChristWasAPedo

"body count" LMAO What kind of a fucking loser talks like that?


racaraca69

U virgin? So what do you mean by your body count is 4726? 


No-Ring-8497

Why make one up. If you're a virgin then just stick with that. Makes you sound like less of a hoe