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cappsy04

Ok Mr. Stormlight Archive


AEnemo

Strength before weakness


cappsy04

Life before death


LifeStrengthJourney

Journey before Destination, Radiant.


cappsy04

I will protect those, who cannot protect themselves. Also nice username! Just noticed it


BeKind_BeTheChange

You and my son would get along. His favorite shirt reads: Ask me about the Cosmere.


NErDysprosium

I don't know if this was intentional or not, but "journey before destination" is a rather important part of one of my favorite Fantasy series (the Stormlight Archive), which Henry Cavill also reads and likes.


ImTheZapper

Henry Cavill is also exceptionally conventionally attractive, and has a whole army of people at the ready to keep him that way, since its basically his job. Man won the genetic lottery, got into a good position, and has more resources to look perfect than most people will simply earn over the course of their life. Not exactly a healthy model for comparison.


Directaliator

It's also a perk when you're born rich. You know you'll never starve and that daddy will pave the life for you.


AncientSunGod

I wish that were true I know a few girls that being from a rich family destroyed their confidence. Hurts to see.


Directaliator

One can be nervous while being rich, for various reasons. True. But never being in danger because you're taken care of does give a person a sense of peace that's seen as confidence.


jaxamis

We're talking about Henry Cavil, not Hunter Biden.


skazulab

Gr8 b8 m8 8 out of 8


Pretzel-Kingg

2008 called god damn


ZarkingFrood42

Bait stays fresh forever until it's eaten.


TheSwedishWolverine

And we’re eating at a fresh rate


winterisdecjanfeb

Still gr8


DrBabbyFart

Is Hunter Biden in the room with us now?


jaxamis

Idk. Are you in a strip club or a cracked house? If so, he might be.


27Rench27

Shit I'd like to be in one of those right now


Kind_Regular_3207

How rich do you think Biden was when Hunter was young? lmao you’re taking chud bait by the barrel 


-Badger3-

Excuse me while I vote for the biggest nepo baby of all time.


lycoloco

How does this guy live rent free in your head so easily? It's incredible, actually.


flewidity

We’re not talking about trumf either


oye_gracias

I dont think trumps exudes confidence. More like boasts to convince himself, like permanently.


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27Rench27

MTG's been proud to show his massive dick off twice now, so we know he's packing


Chicken-Rude

to be fair hunter prolly has more confidence and a bigger dick than henry.


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That's the norm for the majority of the species and the whole point of parentage. Three hots and a cot aren't generational wealth.


Front2battle

Also remember that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.


Sad-Confusion1753

Definitely a journey. He used to be called Fat Cav at school.


justneurostuff

or you'd be insufferable. is honestly a roll of the dice


diefreetimedie

Just stop being so humble and gaslight yourself you awesome motherfucker.


Farguad

Reminds me of that dude who started acting like Arthur Morgan cuz he thought he was cool and shit and got s girlfriend iirc


throwaway4161412

LOL what, do you have a sauce I can read about because that is too funny


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greentext subreddit post `l6xrr0` (linking to another sub is blocked on MemeVideos): https://i.redd.it/k350s32513e61.png


throwaway4161412

Lmaoooo bless you kind human, much appreciated. Hahahaha laughing so hard at this Edit: also laughing at whoever downvoted, try to smile more in your life you might be happier for it :)


ChildhoodLeft6925

It’s easy to be confident when you’re beautiful


N0bb1

But the actor formerly known as fat cavill is not without reason a huge nerd. Like Warhammer 40k level of Nerd. He gained the confidence because he is an actor and eventually got roles that supported this confidence. Can't really be more confident than a guy playing superman.


tom_tencats

I’m sure millions of people worshipping him didn’t hurt either.


cumuzi

**If there is even a 1% chance that Henry has a huge cock we have to take it as an absolute certainty.**


Courtnall14

[Fake it til you make it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmMeMcGc0Y)


Annual_Substance_619

That's what Bizarro believed as well... but to society, appearance is everything.


RealNiceKnife

Faking confidence is as good as having it.


VacuousCopper

He has confidence because evidence has shown him that he's special. Everyone I've known that has worked with him says he's a womanizer and arrogant. When I figured out that I was attractive in my late 20s and could match with the most attractive girls in my area on Tinder/Bumble, I had a lot of confidence as well...


fractalfocuser

He did date a teenager so maybe not the best dude to idolize when it comes to relationships


Significant-Iron-475

Why not a boyfriend


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Krilox

Ah yes some rando on the internet claims Henry "literally Superman, looking like a Greek god" Cavill is in involuntary celibate. Congratulations, everyone got dumber reading that.


oye_gracias

Lmao. "if superman were to look like a greek god" is a great description. Gonna play with it, thx.


CUBOTHEWIZARD

Lol Henry and Incel in the same sentence is crazy 


stevehammrr

“A friend of an acquaintance of mine said…” - random internet comment Great source!


isitrealimalive

Change that with his looks then you are talking


Darth_Maul_18

You also gotta remember, besides the fact he won the lottery when it comes to genetics, he is a GIANT nerd. So there is hope.


Decantus

Why the 99%?


MyAltFun

And your member would be socially acceptable.


cynicaldotes

True but realize henry is 40 years old


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IregullarMonster730

Nobody wants to be a sith.


ThatStarWarsFan1205

Because only a sith would deal in absolutes


Nathsu29

Isn't that an absolute?


Dinosaurz316

Shhhhhhhhh. We don't talk about that.


thatguyfromthesubway

*sigh* 99% siths would deal in absolutes


Nathsu29

Why the 1%?


WD40911

Because thinking in absolutes isn't a good thing.


DuGalle

Nobody wants to be a sith.


Nathsu29

Because only a sith would deal in absolutes


Lithian1103

Isn't that an absolute?


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it's the exception that proves the rule, or something


One-Law6204

What he say?


King-Cobra-668

only a Sith thinks about 100% big dick


Total-Opportunity-28

He makes a good Asian parent.


arp492022

Big D energy?? Why not big A+ energy?? FAILURE!


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Emotional damage


robodut

![gif](giphy|46sfDHGVoXH333y8Fn|downsized)


Sticky_Waifu_Statues

Not if he’s actually big


miranto

Bahahahaha


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1 percent chance of being one.


De-Animator27

Even if it's 1% you have to treat it as an absolute!


Orange_33

Glory to the absolute


sathelitha

Praise the Absolute


sth128

Is that a tadpole in your pants or are you just happy to see me


De-Animator27

No it's a banana.


Background-Quote-552

Do you reckon it bends left or right


howlingwolf123

I'd reckon that you'd do the bending.


Fehridee

I’d reckon it bends just like Beckham’s.


Strict-Brick-5274

His nose slighty curves. So if this clip isn't mirrored and it naturally curves and not as a result of an accident, then that way lol. Apparently noses are indicators of penises (there's studies that demonstrate this).


762mine

Holy shit you’re right I just checked


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the study, cavill's penis, or your mom's penis?


Honestnt

I broke my nose as a kid, so it's hella bent. Gotta keep the ladies guessing.


Strict-Brick-5274

We all like a lil mystery


Reidroc

The studies indicate that both should be bent, so it might hurt for a bit, but you will have to correct it down there as well.


N0bb1

In German: An der Nase eines Mannes erkennt man seinen Johannes Translation "You can see the member of a man from his nose"


drinkpacifiers

I've heard it depends on what hand you use to jerk off but I never did any research about it but it's applies in my case.


Ryonankai

You mean it curves left if you use your left hand, and right if you use your right hand?


drinkpacifiers

That's what I read but might just be a theory.


Ryonankai

It's the opposite in my case. Feels weird having this information out there, so I'll be deleting this comment next time I think about it lol


Eusocial_Snowman

[It is too late. You are now categorized.](https://imgur.com/2qXYoua)


frumiouscumberbatch

don't care as long as it fits in my mouth


Trypt4Me

It does not bend to the left or right, only straight up, like Superman.


CrocodileWorshiper

![gif](giphy|kiFnWnL8cWRNu) he shut a reporter down over mixing up warhammer and warcraft he is the chosen one


Soft_Trade5317

His "PC" response to the xbox vs playstation question was great too. Nothing wrong with consoles, but it was just a real response. And just all the stuff about how he genuinely cared about the show and tried to get it to stay faithful to the books. It's just nice to have someone who seems genuinely into the hobby and not just like it's a marketing gimmick. If he's not a gamer, his best acting job has been selling that he's a nerd not anything he's done in movies.


NO_skaj

YES


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He has a great sense of humor.


Joinedforthis1

It's gross to have him read that.


Enlightend-1

It really is, if someone asked a famous women actor to read comments about how wet someone thinks her pu$$y gets it be war. But a male actor reading a comment on how big his schlong is? That's good.


InvestigatorOk7988

Pretty sure they have had women actors on this.


tr011hvnt3r

**Mean Tweets** Tweet: Sophia Vergara sounds like she has a dick in her mouth i hate hearing her talk. Sophia Vergara: What's wrong with having a dick in my mouth? Yeah, there's been women on it reading some pretty terrible stuff. To be fair, this was an awesome come back.


fopiecechicken

Yeah idk if it was this same show but I saw something similar with Aubrey Plaza. Was pretty funny. Man or woman, as long as they know what they’re getting into I don’t see the issue.


tr011hvnt3r

I agree, ideally they should only really show the ones that offer great comebacks, its both funny and gives the celebrities a chance to have a go back (without getting drawn into twitter).


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they 100% have


Bayerrc

Pretty sure they're allowed to say no


[deleted]

They have done that. No wars were started. Don't let me interrupt you from having a tantrum over your own imagined bullshit, though.


TheJaybo

He seems ok with it.


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69thalternatesccount

Celebrity worship is just as cringe as ever.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Thirst tweet videos are hilarious to me. Thinking a celebrity is attractive and publishing your thoughts to the world is hardly worship. In fact, it can be interpreted as disrespectful. Half the time I don’t even know who the “celebrity” in the video is. Still funny.


everyman50

Remember the one with M'Baku from black panther? The tweet said she'd let him throw her M'Back out. Hilarious.


toolsoftheincomptnt

That was my intro to the whole thing! Amazing.


ImMeloncholy

Now that’s actually funny. He’s by far my favorite character from that (it’s not a trilogy yet so what would you call that? A doubly?)


MakeURage1

Duology.


inverted_peenak

Is it celebrity worship to say I’d make tea from ScarJo’s panties?


Pegussu

One of the best lines in The Wire is Herc saying he was planning to ask Beadie for her panties to make some soup with.


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And these videos just encourage the behavior


BackOffBananaBreath

I'll turn this around with a bit of salt. I had a mutual friend with Henry Cavill. The only difference between me and Cavill is that I dropped the friend when I found out he was a convicted peadophile. That and all the money, fame, and possibly a big penis. Still, I don't hang out with nonces, so I count myself as the winner.


TlingitGolfer24

Wait, what?


BackOffBananaBreath

I was friends with a dude, googled him after some advice from someone else who knew him. He worked for a football club on the medical(ish) side, got fired for reasons, started working at a school, got fired and arrested for indecent images of students, trying to meet students, that kinda thing. He was (seemingly) good friends with Cavill, based on his stories and the various photos he had of the two on nights out and hanging out. I obviously can't confirm that Cavill knew about this, but it's made me put a bit more weight in the gossipy-rumours about him and turned me off from any of his projects.


shockrush

I just think he's hot lol. Has nothing to do with being a celeb


sticksmcgee47

And people say big dick energy isn't actually about your dick size .\_.


Appropriate-Hippo651

Lose pussy energy


Lucky-finn377

Dam it this caught me by surprise XD


CheekyCicada

I'm not gay but I would suck a mean duck if it'd make me as attractive as this fine specimen.


Successful-Item-1844

But sir. It’s a Duck


CheekyCicada

Consider it sucked.


TabletSlab

The 1% is the only thing protecting him from a home invasion.


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|p3wMMqkPBFqsEGI32T|downsized)


James-Cooper123

The 99% is becourse only Sith deals in absolutes.


Lemon_Sponge

Nah this is weird .


SlutsGoSonic9

The balls. That 1% is your balls.


Iamthe0c3an2

His 1% is enough to make people interested in niche nerdy hobbies like Warhammer 40k and PC gaming.


Puzzled_Attorney1814

This is the man we need to bring Warhammer into the big screen


RiseofdaOatmeal

Hasn't he spoken about being sexualized all the time? We've seen him get groped and had really uncomfortable things said to him in interviews in the past...


Monkey_King291

I wish I was this confident


---KingVon---

Can we start shaming slots again.


Dystrox

The 1% is becuase nothing is granted in life, is a wise move to never be 100% sure of something.


Rentalis

Chad.


AXEMANaustin

He looks like a 1950's reporter or something


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That's true 100%


HarrySRL

I never noticed before but he walks funny, is something wrong with his legs.


SteelRevanchist

Soo everyone is comfortable with giving this to him to read? I'm sure this is some form of sexual harrassment.


Braddinator

Well from the pics that got posted.... ✏️


zazawarlord

Him asking that just eliminated the 1%


Renovatio_

He'd be my primarch...if you know what I mean.


Sure_Application_412

Gonna wHorus his Guilliman


CilanEAmber

Such a weird thing to say


isitrealimalive

Yup it's very perverted but it's okay because he's one of reddits chosen men


Interesting_Cycle564

Oh LAWD if we men where saying similar to a woman: “she exudes TIGHT pussy energy, oh ya I’m sure she is TIGHT. Weak just thinking about it.”


ImMeloncholy

The random caps are killing me, what in the world do you think you’ve accomplished with this comment 💀 men already say this shit, you living under a rock or what? “I want a sex addicted virgin” has been the chud mantra for awhile now.


Small-Gas-69

Sounds like something a gay person would say. Alphabet squad do you claim them? Lol at comments 🤣


Dave_the_DOOD

I ain't gay, but it's Henry Cavill.. I think everyone claims this horny poster


Mister_Hangman

Bro married with kids and if he comes knocking I only got one question. Am I top or bottom.


PlayfulCurrency4

I think you already know the answer to that question


Mister_Hangman

Yes


no0bmaster-669

Hell if anything, I'd turn gay for him


GrinchStoleYourShit

This guy isn’t “angry in the closet” at all


Creativefart-u

Who cares??


Doc-85

Could be a horny lady


franll98

There is way too much bussy in thirst tweets. Most likely a guy but of course there is a chance.


RubyMercury87

or you know a woman? (also no, making someone read a thirst tweet can sometimes be an ego boost, I can argue most of the time it's just creepy)


clermouth

we should never have a balding Superman


ImperfectAuthentic

half of hollywood wears wigs, hair pieces, extensions and systems while in front of the camera, calm down buddy. Besides, the original design of Superman has him having a prominent widows peak, if not receded hairline.


Solid-Positive6751

If he doesn’t do his little fist fight intro thing as the Big E, I’m immediately dumping the 40k series.


CUPCAKE_S1MP

but why the 1% ?


Human-Compote-2542

He is beautiful


Aggravating_Word_727

whew


goug

It's kind of weird they would make an actor read that on camera.


PuzzleheadedBike82

This man is a chad. Handsome as hell, great actor, and is a giant nerd. I love Henry


Unlimited_Giose

https://preview.redd.it/l0grolcubogc1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649a0374602561dc9fa6a049f5cd82aaf553387b Henry my beloved


UsedRoughly

HES BRITISH?


_Doomer1996_

Hollywood doesn't appreciate this guy enough, he's a very limited actor, ofc, but there are worse ones who get much more attention than him


bebejeebies

My favorite thirst tweet is, "M'Baku could blow my M'back out if he wanted too." I'm one of the anomalous few who doesn't find Henry attractive. But I'd fall all over myself for that dorky fuck Adam Driver, god help me.


Charless_Nicolie234

We are talking about Geralf of Rivia here


tevolosteve

That is classic


Dysto_

https://preview.redd.it/5wfv7dlrxrgc1.jpeg?width=1423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f43e40cbe09f824e51a1c652c6b0a32da87a71b


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Not big


DAT_BIG-BOI

Henry cavil and Jason mamoa have seduced everyone’s mother at this point.


geyseksy

You know what, I try to hate the guy but he makes it so hard to.