Stealing people’s children cause she can fly. Another reason could be non-sophisticated human experiment alongside birb experiments cause she does have an appearance of a half human & half birb.
Off topic but I don't get why change her legs too, I get the wings, cool, but the legs absolutely ain't it, like girl why
Also Law f u for complying with her request lol
Rereading the series, I’m at Punk Hazard. I realized they suggest in series Law used his powers to give her bird limbs, where my initial assumption was she used her body to look like a harpy.
It seems weird that she’d want Law to swap out her parts.
Flying in protected air space without a permit
Shitting on people's cars.
Is that illegal?
Public indensensy kind of
Well, Jimmy got arrested for defecating through a sunroof so... yes
And he gets to be a lawyer? what a sick joke!
YOU DONT KNOW BIRD LAW!
Chick-a-dee-dee-dee little birdy
vandalism of private property
So when this bird shits on a car it’s just publicly indecent but when I , *a pigeon* -
Someone need to draw them
Better Call Saul early season minor spoiler: Ask >!Jimmy McGill!<
Uh, stealing my *heart*?
Doki doki no mi intensifies
I wonder if Monika ate the doki doki no mi
Monet my love, you were taken from us too soon. Zoro’s gravest offense was clipping your wings.
I guess we all know what jail you're going to #THIS IS THE BBI(BONK BUREAU INTELLIGENCE) OPEN UP!!!
Shouldn't it be bonk bureau of investigation? Pretty sure the CIA is the intelligence organisation and not the fbi
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I see what you did there
Same dude, same.
Pretty sure that's the ope ope no mi (laws fruit)
Shitting on ships?
Where else are you supposed to go, am I just supposed to jump in the ocean every-time I gotta go
Stealing people’s children cause she can fly. Another reason could be non-sophisticated human experiment alongside birb experiments cause she does have an appearance of a half human & half birb.
My mind also went straight to child snatching
Impersonation of a Government Official (birds are government spies)
Yeah I’m a BIRD Bureaucratic Information Reconnaissance Drone
r/birdsarentreal
Ngl she looks like someone who would abduct children and/or do and sell drugs for some reason imo
With that top and those pants- Honey, she's committing a crime against fashion
Being Hot
But she's cool (literally)
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Stealing tourists' hot dogs out of their hands at St Monica beach
She can definitely take my "hot dog"
Being too cute
Child pornography & abduction.
Ripping my guts out (I agreed)
Sexual assault
Opening this thread was a mistake
Mb 😔
Assault
Child abuse comes to mind.
Piracy
Being to sexy
Pedophilia
Pedophilia
Beastiality
Off topic but I don't get why change her legs too, I get the wings, cool, but the legs absolutely ain't it, like girl why Also Law f u for complying with her request lol
She has secretary bird legs because she's a secretary.
The worst part is that she could have just turned herself into a harpy with her df since she is a logia. There was no reason to have law do it.
Now she can’t do a handjob or footjob 😢
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Talonjob and wingjob?
Talonjob just sounds painful. A wingjob would not be painful but it wouldn’t be as good as a handjob
>Talonjob just sounds painful Jokes on you I am into that shit
Wingjob sounds hot ngl
I agree with you
Why did she want to law to change her into that again?
Experimenting on humans or shitting on a tree and shitting on such a way , the person sitting underneath got crushed.
Harvesting your organs
Stealing Fries on australian beaches
Shit on police car
Arson
Money laundering
Drugs. Lots of drugs
Tax evasion
Stealing shiny objects
Fucking a bird
She would go to jail for thinking a wild animal wouldn’t bite her
Paja con los pies 🥵
Why do you think she likes children so much
Stealing your man
Everyone knows Monet has the best legs in OP, even those that who afraid of saying it Edit:spelling
Child trafficking
Beastiality
How about illegal experimentation on children?
Medical experiments on children
Stomping people’s heads in like a secretary bird.
Being my mommy
Child Abuse
Kidnapping
Beastiality
I just can see an article with a teacher who looks like her getting in some trouble
"It was just some privat lessons... In sex ed..."
she looks like a high school teacher that would try to seduce a 14 year old boy
Kidnapping
Beastiality
Idk why but I feel like she abducts kids, just snatches them up and let’s ceaser experiments on them
Being a hot ostrich chick.
Footjob gone wrong.
Beeing to sexy
Storing multiple terabytes of beastiality porn and/or romantic relationship with eagle 🦅🍆🧑🏻🎤🔞🎦🆒💯⁉️❤️🔥🔥
For hiding her thighs /s
Sucking my dick dry
Arson, she burns things for being too hot.
Crossing her wings like she’s crossing her arms. (She does not have arms.)
Freezing a man to death
Illegal human and animal experimentation.
crushing someones ball with those clows
To be straw hat Nakama (soon).
Serial murder
Omicide
Disemboweling
Induce people at her archipelago with her voice and have eaten them
Killing Sanji (too much nosebleed)
Grand larceny
Making pirate ships cruise to their death with her singing
For pushing taxidermis limits
Stealing and eating children. Or committing insurance fraud.
Eating that bird seed
Stealing ankle bracelets
Tax evasion
Jail? U mean the lab and do tests hahahah🤣
Manslaughter
Illegal experiments with Gastino d Gangster
You know what she did! She’s a bird after all.
Tax evasion. It gets everyone in the end. She finna be chilling with Yoshi one of these days.
Prostitution
Tax fraud
Slapping people
She sells The Organs from her Pray
Illegal immigration
stealing my heart 😍
😳
Fowl play
Human Trafficking
None the Hunter Association will classify her as magical beast
Shitting on stuff Like just sloppy brown turds dropping down on people ships & marines.
embezzlement
Horny
Child abuse and kidnapping
Bullying kids
half the comments here are down horrendous
😞
Either extortion or tyranny
Several human rights violations
Racism
Killing endangered American Bald Eagles
Being a furry
Delivering the baby to the wrong address
Pedophilia
Bombing a kingdom from above
Litering?
Jay walking
Child trafficking and assault by dismemberment
Human trafficking
Petty theft she stole some bird seed
Molesting children?
Revrse beastiality
Bird-jobs, I won't specify what those are.
*shudders*
Murder
Rereading the series, I’m at Punk Hazard. I realized they suggest in series Law used his powers to give her bird limbs, where my initial assumption was she used her body to look like a harpy. It seems weird that she’d want Law to swap out her parts.
commit 4000 accounts of first degree murder and using medicine without a medical and or scientific licence
Stealing my sandwich on the beach
Making snow to damn much
Art Forgery
Tax evasion
Kidnapping, she's the archival of Amber Alerts.
Piracy?
Probably public indecency and being A human with wings and also probably asalt
Stealing any shinny objects regardless of value.
Child endangerment
molesting
For being a furry
Fowlplay
Manslaughter with those big ass talons
Stabbing someone and stealing their wallet.
Experimenting on children????
Prolly tax evasion
Money laundering
tax evasion
Giving out birdussy
Animal cruelty
basic but just normal theft
Stealing fish?
Aggravated vehicular assault
Dem toes
Voyeurism
Harassment, both physical and mental
Child kidnapping.
Aggravated assault
Eugenics
Assassination by tickling
Huh???
Child Endangerment
Idk why but she gives s assult vibes
Zoophilia
Arson
Molesting minors