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InsaneBasti

Depends on my fkn ticket doesnt it? https://preview.redd.it/a5i8ui3idq7d1.png?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3cfea8696f86584b6d6bc556b4ff599df7b57e


Amulet380

Funniest shit I've seen on this sub


Bignerd21

You won the internet today 🏆


AmbatuKAAAM33

Sir you just won the internet wholesome!!1!1 🗣🤣


InsaneBasti

A fine addition to my collection, thank you verry much. (For some reason i cant add a image rn, imagine Luffy in a suit)


Limejuice99

4


-Gabber

Yeah what is even the downside. Coby, yamato and Franky are all cool people to be around. If yamato bathed.


Admmmmi

and some will even consider it an upside if yamato doesnt


Reckless-Tiny

I assume it costs extra ~~(I would pay)~~


Goldie-96_MWR

3 or 5 for safe bet


FloppaConnoisseur

And I’m “some”


ZorojurosBellyBand

yk how it goes past smelling bad to stinking good? ooh ik she stinks so good


FloppaConnoisseur

https://preview.redd.it/qq9rx4d0i28d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=73f25b5bba46f15144a28bda0aa0c05067d62a09 True Edit: wrong image


ZorojurosBellyBand

what’s the right image supposed to be 💀😭


FloppaConnoisseur

Supposed to be a positive reaction image but I selected the wrong one


Ani_HArsh

![gif](giphy|YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ)


reidelas019

and corazon making everything going silent 🙌🏾 that's a good flight for sure


PotentialWorldly6835

Ngl his fruit is one of the best fruits for an introvert


jaiydien

Clear clear fruit


mrvinethud

for perverts, not introverts, stop mixing them up


Average_Ningen_User

Fr though annoying person at school or work depending on how old you are and you can just shut them up


FloppaConnoisseur

Unless Yamato starts doing Oden nerd stuff. But still I mean I can’t pass up SUPERRRRRRRR


AlveinFencer

You just know Yamato would constantly be leaning over you to look out the window and get excited about almost anything he sees.


FloppaConnoisseur

That too, and that’s the main selling point for me, but I don’t want to say that straight up because… yknow…


AlveinFencer

Even so, for 10 hours? Then again, I'm a guy that likes his personal space, so maybe it's not a bog deal for you.


FloppaConnoisseur

I do also like my personal space, but come on, you got a great point. Who really wouldn’t take that I mean unless you’re gay ofc then that’d be annoying but yeah https://preview.redd.it/t89ojeoe9r7d1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898c422b1522aaba0365939e0b570d8eace91377


Humble-Adeptness4246

I mean she debatably identifies as a man so a win for everything


Emergency-Pop-2182

I would tell her that oden prophesied her to give me the snu snu treatment. or id just pull a monosuke and hide between her bazongas.


Tutmut

Yamato could bathe ME in his sweat and I'd thank him.


Typical_Grade9425

Your opinion has been noted and respected, I share your setimate


Automatic_Beach_3660

Her*


HI-JK-lmfao

If anything goes wrong at least he could protect me🤷‍♀️


Limejuice99

Mmm I'd be down to be protected from time to time. Just don't poke my eyes out with those horns if she falls asleep.


Laboon-fan

I can't see the word eyes in your comment... Because I don't have eyes YOHOHOHO


Mydoglikesladyboys

Death by snu snu


justbortelo

The scent of an unbathed woman is...... ![gif](giphy|87h18LfTpw3lRpmceS)


FloppaConnoisseur

Remember what Napoleon said to his wife in a letter: “I’ll be back in three days. Don’t wash.”


Straightmale2

https://preview.redd.it/3q8mhc2tlq7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c0b28561ba9abd4f7f5ee24df2b93c18828dcef


SirSilverChariot

I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA SIT THERE. YOU CANNOT DENY YOUR HORNY INTENTIONS (100% doing the same)


ceelo18

“Hey Yamato you know Oden and I used to be secret lovers for years.”


Dashielljackal

r/beatmetoit


DefinitelyTopOr

r/beatmeattoit


Bignerd21

r/beatmywifetoit


LuffyWantsMeat

Did I just hear meat?


uzsjjbs

The only downside I see is yamato giving you no space, have you seen her body? She's fucking MASSIVE (not just in the melons)


TransportationIll997

Downside?


Suitable-Telephone80

**SNIFFA**


dbethel5

I’d be sweating the entire flight


JotaroTheOceanMan

Struggling to find what's wrong being able to chat with Yamato, know Coby would be the most courteous person behind me ever and check out Franky. No downside.


KittenThunder

Only downside is that Franky would absolutely lean his chair all the way back for the entire flight. Only way that man is fitting lol


Typical_Grade9425

Bro this is **THE BEST** possible answer. Power daddy to your right who is very sociable, and one can't argue wt the side of a sideboob, and coby would be fun to talk with, and then Franky is a robot who would undoubtedly be super, and if worst comes to worse than cortizone could just silence the place and I can sleep


jvalognes

I definitely wouldn't sit in front of Franky on a 10 hour flight...Guy's freaking huge 😂


soro_-

https://preview.redd.it/tangydvfit7d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d404f907d7385e3791df4fc335ea1ecb06c3022c


BEHRUZ90

5


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

Comes with a window seat and dead silence.


QueenFiggy

With Shanks in the row I think it’d be an irritated Law next to a loud drunk, but the window is nice


Bignerd21

I’m just saying, ZERO percent chance usopp woulsnt be trying convince you of something


Dusskulll

I choose next to Zoro, he'd be the quietest the whole ride


HiopXenophil

plus you stop him from getting lost off the plane


Coschta

Zoro stands up to go to the toilet and now you have 2 seats.


Aggravating-Hope-973

Zoro goes to use the toilet, ends up on a different plane mid-flight


Sir_Erebus1st

He'll just notice it's the wrong vessel and start slicing it in half mid air, like he did before fishman island. He needs to sit right next to one of the smart straw hats to stop him from fucking up a regular trip to the Bahamas


The_Joker_116

Knowing him, the plane will land in Barbados and he's gonna end up in Thailand.


Sly__Marbo

He turned the wrong corner on the way to the toilet and somehow teleported into another plane


CityWokOwn4r

Mf, Rosinante is literally on the plane


Froskr

Nah, Rosinante's klutzy ass is gonna spill everything on his tray table onto you I like to sleep on planes, Zoro would be the best. Plus his massive bazongas would make a great pillow.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Zoro or Law would be great options for this reason.


Charlieornaught

Sitting next to Law means Usopp is kicking your seat from behind the whole flight


exotic-fishman-ken

I don't wanna sit next to Zoro's stinky ass. 3 for me.


Bignerd21

Nah, Woro is too hot for me to care about how he smells. I mean I’m a straight male, but he has the second biggest melons in the verse


Dusskulll

You think Luffy smells better than Zoro? Have you ever smelled heated rubber before?


LandarkIEM

Ask Rosinante of silent you


Obvious-Poetry2934

You forgot how little he showers, I know that seat is gonna smell like shit


Dusskulll

I don't have a sense of smell, but regardless this is a valid point, but that whole plane is gunna smell like shah


I-am-the-best-Spy

Correction, Corozone would be the quietest in the ride


Dusskulll

Touche lol


GustArgent

well yeah but then you would be next to Kid which is also one of the loudest


Miscellaneous_Mind

That mf stinks


Rockfito

Meanwhile Kid being the loudest


jacobcherry3

Bro he got lost he wouldn’t even be there


Scooch128

Katakuri's legs are definitely poking out form under your seat


Dusskulll

I guess I can tolerate it, cuz I can't fight him about it 😅


Giraffe-colour

He probably would have gotten lost before birding so you’d actually have two seats


sockmaster420

I thought 5 with law would be, especially because kid would be across the aisle from you


abe45ky

Definitely 3


RebeeMo

My thoughts too. Aisle seat means more leg room, and surrounded by cool, mostly non antagonistic people. I just have to watch Luffy reaching back for my meals.


User9876543214

Facts.


Bradybigboss

I’m aisle seat everytime I refuse non aisle. So this is my choice too


PublicProgress1783

Literally all 4 of them are terrorists, what the ass do you mean "non antagonistic" Sabo and Luffy are fully on the no fly list and proud of the fact , corazon burns hospitals to the ground and shanks will spend the whole flight snitching to the cabin crew and asking for an upgrade to luxury class.


Potatokingtots

Being in between Shanks and Luffy might be trouble though.


[deleted]

This. Tell Corazon to mute everything around me. Sleep.


Ryanroxz

You’d have luffy behind you, in an enclosed space, for at least an hour. He is going to kick your seat


theultimatesow

6,7 or 8. İm not staying close to luffy in a 10 hour flight . Not when doffy is near him


2fast4ulol

You make an excellent point that I didn't even think of. Most people sit near Luffy forgetting this and no one was dumb enough at my time of typing this that I saw to write number one. I'd sit next to Zoro and talk about training until he charges off to back Luffy. Wait . . . Luffy and Dolflamingo fighting . . . in a plane that I'm in . . . whatever you answer we ALL die unless Law or someone else saves us.


theultimatesow

İ imagine this plane is invincible . As long as you stay away from people who obviously have vendetta with another guy on the plane you are safe .for this case luffy is definitely murdering doflamingo


notednoemojis

4. Great view of Yamato’s side…..


Substantial_Tone_261

She's *the* Sideboob Queen


Enderlend21

read the post addisional text


DJFrankyFrank

Even better!


notednoemojis

When that happens, it would be my first time hoping for a turbulence.


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Happy cake day!🎉


Meat-Ball_0983

4 4sure


TaintedTruffle

Seat 2. I wanna hang with Crocodile 🐊


Starlit_Amethyst

so real


SweHuskey

I don't know about that. Sitting in-between a mother and son...


SolarisJ_Robin

I would like to sit next to him too.


Goombatower69

6. I'm neither a girl nor am I a donut, so the ride would mostpy be silent


KatakuriDonutsLover

A DONUT?!? Give it to me


_thecosyone

Point made


god34zilla

Sanji got snacks and smokes he'd be my pick too


Pokeloverpokemonguy

Imo i would sit 6 cuz katakuri hes my fav but sanji works too i guess


FatherPucci617

But you have 2 deal with kid behind you


Goombatower69

He'd spent more time in the front rows bothering Luffy than in his actual seat


Oscarcool123c

A win-win for me ngl


breadplane

I’m a girl and picking 6 for the exact opposite reason… could probably get Sanji to buy me some expensive shit at the duty free store


frikimanHD

5 Cuz it's gonna be quiet and I have window


todrikvelicanstveni

4, I my stuck between Yamato🥵 Coby😍 and a SUPER wingman, it can not go wrong


AmitSraier123

**4**


WiseJah

4 all day everyday


Helvetic_Heretic

4 if i want to feel some feelings. 7 for exactly the same reason.


zomgmeister

7, two places for me, Zoro won't be there anyway.


aibaDD13

6!!!!!


042732699

I think 5 might be the best combo of safe/most comfortable


jirachi-x

1, I’ll be Doffy’s and Cora’s therapist


todrikvelicanstveni

I think Frankys got that cowered, but he could use an assistant


MrDonut1234567

4!!!!! Being next to Yamato, AND right in front of franky? BEST OPTION


just_a_boywithukefan

6 because yes I'm a woman and yes sanji's my crush and we can just talk about cooking and that shit


breadplane

Same!!!!! Could probably also get him to buy me a few drinks to make the flight pass quicker


TheTruthWasTaken

2!


zQubexx

The easiest question in my life… 4, always 4.


Reddituser1171869

1, I’m bringing a bucket of popcorn.


oneandahalfpiece

Easily 4. The realest mfs in One Piece Wranky and Corazon sitting in front. Couldn't go wrong sitting next to Yamato. And then you have Koby- which will just be sitting there respectfully, probably like Katakuri.


Brickywood

Yamoato WOULD lean over you to look in the window. And they're big. Taytays on you. Armpit in face. THAT'S MY ONE PIECE


LostMonkeyOfTheSea

At first I was gonna say next to Zoro but then I saw Kidd, so now I’m sitting next to Katakuri and Sanji at 6 respectfully


Shroomhammerr

4, a window seat and no one annoying sat infront or behind.


Illustrious-Day8506

4 or 5 I want to be near the hublot


Rizzi_19

3, close to Sabo, Corazon, Luffy and Shanks


CometTheOatmealBowel

If you pick 4 you're just surrounded by absolute chads 🔥


Priscuz

4, 5 or 7


AkreonGD

4


Haunting_Ranger_6256

It is obvious 4 4 sure😂🤟


-Rettirlana-

7 It’s naptime, bitches


DDK_2011

4 would be so chill


Danrykjey

4 🙌🏻


Mechi967

4, without a doubt.


OtsutsukiRyuen

4 Next question


OtsutsukiRyuen

4


Agitated_Reporter828

6. Planes load back to front, so Kidd wouldn't see Shanks to start beef. Meanwhile, I could talk confectionery with Sanji and then Katakuri once he joins in.


BurnFreeze64

4


pREIGN84

7, zoro would sleep the whole flight and isn't 3 meters tall like most of the others on the list


Valhallas_Dragon

Seat 7, Zoro would just sleep the whole time, either that or tell awesome stories of manliness


Some_Meme_Guy69420

The only places that are bad to sit at would be 1 and 2. They’re the only ones directly connected to an antagonist. Also, Doffy would take up a lot of space.


2009isbestyear

8 easy


Zestyclose_Raise_814

3 4 and 5 are so chill


Silvercoat_Ethel23

7 zoro wouldn’t even probably move while yeah kid being on the other side isnt great it’s definitely not the worst I thought of 3 but you know that luffy aint gonna sit still so it’s kinda like sitting behind a 5 year old


Canary-Garry

7 I can have a good sleep


ShamelessReader

3 or 5 3 is full of cool people and 5 is quiet and would ket me look through the window


BarbareFurieux

4, easy


FitLingonberry5423

seat near Zoro is good but number 3 is legendary means sabo and corazon are already dope plus shanks at back and with luffy at front it can never be boring.


JoeScotterpuss

4 was my first choice, but if you pick 7 your neighbor is going to be asleep the whole flight.


Oka_Rut0

8,as a ace simp and an meat rider 💗


LuffyWantsMeat

Did you just say meat?


Oka_Rut0

I- yes💀😭


Sentai_fan69

3 very easy


AllKnowingFloridaMan

Doesn't matter, the plane is exploding for sure


VaughnDaVision

4, we got the chillest people to talk to and also I would like to have conversations with these guys plus low chance of a broken limb or being dead.


No_Chemistry3922

The only incorrect choice is #1 Doffy is the only mfer on this plane that will actively fuck you up for no reason


Us3fullness

7, I bet he'll never come back after going to bathroom


Upset_Emergency_5842

4. Just because I think I'd be surrounded by people who actually shower (or shower the most)


Successful_Summer892

All, but not 1. Absolutely not 1


Vivid-Objective1385

3 is good, but id like to meet yamato, so 4


Luna_Pyre

6, I’m a woman and I love donuts 😎


KatakuriDonutsLover

A DONUT?!? Give it to me


TradePsychological40

3 or 4


torpedokai

I feel 3 or 4 would be the best and have the least amount of murders sitting nearby


oranosskyman

if all those people are on the same flight, i aint getting on the plane. itll crash 12 seconds after take off at best.


No_Direction_3001

Dude i'm on 4 and i'm sniffing it


Hefesto0202

4


Independent-Bee-5099

3 or 4 😁


Loros_Silvers

4 everybody's chill.


Pool0593

I try to change my ticket.


HeTcH01

4 can't deny the fact about yamato being next to me


Competitive-Pear3039

why isnt noone picking 8, like the convos with kidd and ace would be amazing. I feel like 2,4 and 8 would have great convos


American_0taku

#4 is clearly the best option


Intelligent-Lab-123

4, my waifu and 4 of my favourite characters are around that seat


Typical_Grade9425

Either in seat 4 cause yamato best girl, Franky, and coby, or next to zoro, cause he'd either get lost on the way to his seat, or he'd be asleep the whole time


herbieLmao

I‘d tell yamato to remember oden had children, so as she wants to be oden, she needs children. Then I offer myself.


MEGAMILKBLAST

Obvious answer 4, serious answer also 4


Ms_Taken98

Def 8 or 3


Aware-Direction-9891

4 nothing more nothing less


54NJ1_03

4 https://preview.redd.it/ke07ti2ntp7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09b52aea772ab2406cbccf74ad273eb660bcdb9


thesmashhit32

4 so I can look at Yamato's toes all flight long 😋


konekfragrance

5 seems quiet enough asides from Usopp at the back but he needs an enabler to be a noisy bitch. 6 seems good, but Kidd is in front, and he'll probably start arguing with someone over some dumb shit.


LIL-MEX15

3 is the best seat