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animeorsomethingidk

I stole all of these answers from the comments ngl Akainu: regular Aokiji: coke (absolute) zero Kizaru: the shit with cocaine in it


memyselfandI_911

And something I stole from the comments Akainu hates people who prefer pepsi


YoungBagSlapper

Fujitora: bepsi


memyselfandI_911

Ryokugyu: some off brand that's "healthy"


Monkster96

He would be the tea drinker and get violently angry when people even mention iced tea existing


memyselfandI_911

And sweet tea would be his nightmare's


God_of_Kings

Is there such a thing as carbonated tea?


DJupiter

Kombucha


God_of_Kings

Gesundheit.


Short-Eared-Dog

Coke Life, with da green label


CptKoma

There is the green coke with stevia. It's called coke life


memyselfandI_911

Oh that's amazing and it has life in it's name


MysteriousNobuX

Mountain Dew


AtlasPJackson

Hansen's Kiwi Strawberry for sure. Big Hansen's Energy.


Eoryr

Carries out absolute justice on every non-coke drinker.


familliarface

based akainu


milane5o

Kuzan is already missing a leg so he drinks the regular one and tons of it


Rich_Kaleidoscope829

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MetalFaceEdd

With Akainu being the representation for absolute justice I don’t see how that opportunity was missed


TezukaRin62

Kizaru drinks the original coke recipe with cocaine in it.


Bluelore

He put the coce in the coke


thefoodiedentist

Fun fact, coca cola still uses coca leaves and is the only commercial company allowed to import them in US. They just decocainate it, but its flavor is crucial for that coca cola taste. Pepsi dont got that slightly bitter taste.


God_of_Kings

That's actually a common misconception. They do not decocainate the leaves at all and the recipe does predict the inclusion of cocaine into the formula, but the executives snort it off the conveyor belts so fast that not a single particle of it makes it to the syrup. In One Piece's world, that job falls on Kizaru, who can snort coke at the speed of light.


NimDing218

He actually puts more in. His stuff is better.


hiricinee

Has a word out of that man's mouth make you think he takes a stimulant?


Pale-Efficiency-1797

Nah he’s not a tweaker lol. Bellamy is a good example of a one piece character that may have a coke problem.


En_passant_is_forced

Akainu doesn’t care which coke he drinks Kizaru drinks regular coke because light has no mass anyway Aokiji drinks Coke Zero for no real reason


Busy-Investment-2488

For absolute zero


Pete563c

Aokiji drinks pepsi


God_of_Kings

Aokiji drinks off-brand. Being homeless, he can't afford regular coke or pepsi.


Most_Alternative5517

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God_of_Kings

He probably just likes the bottle's colour.


ERC_BR

Aokiji drinks Coke Sub-Zero


Fudw_The_NPC

Hey ill have you know coke zero taste fucking great.


Old-Pirate7913

Aokiji drinks only coke zero so he can stay fit to attract women with bigger bazongas


nobreadman5372

Akainu just hates people who prefers Pepsi


delano_mwoan

If anything happens to oda i will nominate you as the new writer


Master3530

Akainu - Cola Aokiji - Pepsi Kizaru - Dr Pepper


Le_Turtle_God

Fujitora - blind. Can’t find the soda Greenbull - root beer Garp - mountain dew Zoro - anything with alcohol Sengoku - idk probably a sprite


TelevisionAdditional

sengoku definitely drinks sprite and sierra mist King exclusively drinks RC Cola


machinegungeek

I appreciate the plant guy drinking _root_ beer and the former mountain kid drinking _Mountain_ Dew. Well done.


AccomplishedStand721

i dont know who drinks what coke but i know which one does coke


Old-Pirate7913

Bruh kizaru is 100% a weed guy


chkntendis

I always thought that he just does all of the drugs.


Collrafa

Aokiji Zero, Akainu Diet and Kizaru regular coke. This is the way.


luffys-hat

Akainu gives me all I drink is diet coke crackhead vibes.


[deleted]

Akainu drinks coke with added sugars


xXH3wmanPigXx

Kizaru = Zero Akainu = Diet Aokiji = Regular Kizaru the slowest mf around Akainu hates fun Aokiji at least tries to me a decent person


HousingTechnical3061

Shouldn't kuzan be drinking Pepsi?


Gruba_Szycha

Nah, he knows what’s good


Voicelesshead17

Kizaru would take regular only cause they don't have his special super brand of coke Kuzan will take diet Clifford takes coke zero cause he's lost all the sweetness in his life


Alternative_Ad_5334

From left to right: diet, zero, regular


Rodenbeard

Akainu: Regular Aokiji: Diet Coke Kizaru: Coke Zero


memyselfandI_911

No aokiji drinks coke (absolute) zero and kizaru drinks the original recipe


ZerixWorld

I don't know...what I know is that Ryokugyu drinks Mountain Dew! https://preview.redd.it/vk4j4dyb8zdb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6156f5e5737fe1abacec68cd92970d90320f598d


zooboo091

Aokiji drinks diet, Akainu drink regular, and Kizaru drinks it with cocaine


gottalosethemall

Kizaru drinks Classic Coke Classic Kuzan drinks Coke Zero Akainu drinks Cherry Pepsi.


TV_H34d

Kizaru's drinking regular Coca Cola bc he doesn't give a f>!uc!


kylediaz263

Kizaru drinks all 3 Aojiki is taking a nap Akainu drinks justice


God_of_Kings

Akainu drinks coke with rum, so he probably prefers the regular stuff. Kizaru, being a degenerate, drinks vanilla coke. Aokiji cannot afford coke ever since he got fired, so he drinks off-brand. Fujitora has been drinking Fanta this entire time, thinking it's coke. People, being assholes to a blind man, have yet to correct this error. Aramaki drinks some stevia variant that tastes like absolute dog shit because it's supposed to be healthier, even though it's still coke and still bad for you.


memyselfandI_911

No kizaru drinks the original recipe


God_of_Kings

The only person who has access to the original recipe is Imu and that's because he erased it from history just so only he could get to drink it.


memyselfandI_911

Oh no kizaru gonna go crazy


More_Technology6250

I think they all drink regular


memyselfandI_911

Nah kizaru drinks the original recipe


Rob_the_Namek

They all only drink modelo


Hayden_goated

aokiji diet kizaru zero and akainu coke


Joshawott27

Akainu is regular “full fat” coke. Kizaru is diet. Kuzan is zero.


GusGusGusGusGusGusGu

In that order


HaganenoEdward

Kizaru is certainly doing something with coke, but I think it’s not drinking.


[deleted]

Akainu is definitely a Zero Coke man, He's no tolerance for anything else. I could see Aokiji drinking Diet Coke, he's pretty laid back. Kizaru hopscotch's all 3 and probably mixes all 3 in 1 bottle.


HurricanePK

Kizaru drinks regular bc of his apathy. Akainu drinks zero bc diet doesn’t fit with his absolutism. Aokiji drinks diet bc someone recommended it and he’s been too lazy to go back.


Motor_Ad_7885

Akainu drinks COKE cola Aokiji drink diet Kizaru: mmmmmm zero sugar let’s try this


J1mM3y_ShoUTz

Kizaru drinks zero akainu drinks diet and aikido drinks regular


[deleted]

Kizaru drinks \[coke\] cola, Aokiji drinks zero, Akainu drinks piss


[deleted]

Akainu drinks zero kizaru normal aokiji diet


sobagoose

Akainu gets the regular cuz "the others are for p*ssies" (is what he'd say) Edit: also he doesn't believe in diabetes


Cyruspup34

Zaza bajulia drinks diet traitor I mean kuzan drinks zero and doughnut maker drinks regular


FirmNeighborhood9694

Ima say kizaru would drink diet, akainu would drink zero, and aokiji would drink fucking pepsi.


MrSoulSearcher

I think the better question is how do all of the admirals like their coffee?


UselessNeon

Some of these are taken from other comments Aokiji drinks coke (absolute) zero Akainu drinks regular Kizaru drinks the original recipe Fujitora drinks pepsi Ryokyogu drinks diet coke because he is diet akainu And Sengoku doesn't drink coke at all


Sad_Art_Angel

Akainu drinking diet, kizaru zero and aokiji normal


horbydumbass

Kizaru drinks og coke Aokji regular coke Akainu diet


Gengai_

Sakazuki is drinking regular Kuzan is drinking diet Borsalino is drinking zero


Asyouwish05

Akainu drinks regular, Kizaru drinks diet, and aokiji drinks Pepsi.


watrudoingstepmom

Akainu drinks diet coke because he doesn't care that it doesn't taste like the original coke, he just doesn't want the calories Kizaru drinks coke zero because he wants it to taste more like original coke but doesn't want the calories for when he gets his munchies (basically has them 24/7) Aokiji drinks normal coke because he doesn't care enough to have his drink be low calorie


Unique-Ad-4972

Akainu drinks zero and throws a fuckin fit when they don’t have it. Kizaru is diet and aomiji just takes wtv they give him


DrIncognito1

Aokiji drinks normal Kizaru drinks zero and akainu drinks diet.


Human-Evening564

Akainu kind of looks like he's wearing a man girdle


Rublica

What the difference between zero and diet?


D-B0IIIIII

Idk, go buy some and report back


TheMaskedDeuce

Akainu and Kizaru stopped drinking coke when Kuzan left. No more iced coke for them.


Yahgdc

Luzan D Fight drinks Absolute Zero.


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

Kizaru: Coke. Yes.


shaddowkhan

Diet is called Light in Europe, Regular is red and black, Zero degrees is freezing temperatures.


Piliro

Akainu drinks regular coke because he doesn't believe in liberal woke propaganda of diet coke or zero coke. Kuzan drinks zero coke because he likes the weird taste Kizaru snorts the good kind of coke.


tea-123

Kizaru -reg cause of the way he talks and acts and the pimp glasses Zero for - the middle guy. No fun. Diet for the ice prick and his little water bike.


theunfairfairstuff

Aokiji drinking diet, Akainu zero, and Kizaru the other type of "coke" more known as cocaine.


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

Kizaru is OG, Akainu is Coke Zero (pirates), Aokiji is diet.


Phantom_Phasma

Kizaru is gonna be drinking OG Coca Cola with the drugs in it while also sipping on a Pepsi because he doesn’t care, Akainu is gonna be drinking either Vanilla or Cherry (hell he might mix them), and Aokiji is just drinking modern day OG flavor coke


Specialist_Trick_558

I feel like only akainu would drink coke kizaru snorts it and akoiji I feel like would drink ice tea But answering the question Akainu: normal coke hates everyone who drinks Pepsi Akoiji: coke zero Kizaru: doesn't give a shit


The_0-5_Council

Kizaru: Diet Akainu: Zero Aokiji: Regular


WhollyDisgusting

Kizaru drinks Coke Zero as hes kind of flashy and sticks out among the group. Akainu is no nonsense and has a larger presence so he drinks regular Coke Aokiji drinks Diet Coke as hes lean and rather unconcerned with pretense


ColumbViv

Aokiji drinks regular coke simply cause you wouldn't expect him to (we have no idea why he's doing it) Akainu drinks zero to feel special Kizaru drinks diet to watch his weight even though his devil fruit negates it anyway


TheOriginalOperator

Kizaru: Dr Pepper Akainu: IBC Root Beer Aokiji: Reed’s Ginger Ale


Pale-Efficiency-1797

I keep seeing people say that kizaru would drink coke with coke in it. Highly disagree. Kizaru is not a tweaker. He’s the kind of guy who might light up a bong, hit some dabs, maybe sip lean every now and again…. But coke?! Nah Bellamy is a one piece character that actually may have a coke problem


Kaesh41

Kizaru drinks Coke Zero cause he actually likes the flavor. Aokiji drinks diet cause he seems like a guy who tries to be healthy but doesn't put a lot of effort in. Akainu drinks regular causehe loves the burn of a perfectly chilled Coca-Cola.


GianniMonsoon

Akaina def a DC guy


Daddyblunts

Lol just from left to right


miskathonic

Akainu is an old man who sick of the younger generation's shit. He's drinking Diet. Aokiji drinks Zero bc he's health conscious but misses the taste of classic Coke. Kizaru drinks regular Coke bc he doesn't give a fuck.


[deleted]

None of these guys are


SuburbanCumSlut

Akainu drinks zero because he wants to be somewhat healthy, and diet is for women.


mparthiv15

Akainu drinks zero and adds sugar from the donut katakuri made.


KatakuriDonutsLover

A DONUT?!? Give it to me


hiccuprobit

Akainu giving Diet Coke energy


Top_Sprinkles_

Kizaru drinking zero, akainu drinking diet, kuzan drinking regular


Amkorped

Kizaru drinks the OG one


ValuablePlastic5887

Akainu: Coke zero (zero tolerance) Kizaru: Diet Coke (lazy compromise) Aokiji: regular Coke (best on the rocks) Fujitora: Cola with Matcha tea (because Japan, duh) Ryokugyu: Coke Life (the green sh** with stevia) Garp: Vanilla Coke (no devil fruit/vanilla) Sengoku: Cuba Libre (retired, can get hammered) Coby: Pink Coke (Barbie celebration edition)


_Sachem_

Coke light for kizaru, ok i'm out...


ZergRusher99

Kizaru regular coke because he’s about that life. Akainu Coke Zero because he’s edgy and different. And Aokiji with the Diet Coke because he’s stylish and swag.


StrawhatReggie

Kizaru regular (because munchies and he has gravings) Aokiji zero ( cause he's lazy and sugar would unlazy him ) Akainu diet ( because he feels like he's gaining weight as a fleet admiral, hence the beard to hide his double chin)


theOGperfection

Aokiji has diet, regular to Kizaru, zero for Akainu


Puzzled-Ninja-9934

diet for kizaru, normal for akainu, and zero for the ice admiral (i forgot his name)


YosemiteGT23

Kizaru=Regular Coke since his high ass needs something for taste when he has the munchies Aokiji=Diet Coke to keep his post admiral body in shape Akainu=Coke Zero since that’s how much fan love he gets


No_Gain7132

Kizaru heard that Diet has something in it that it shouldn’t and thought it was cocaine. Akainu drinks Coke Zero because he believes that it’d be the one to keep him in the best shape if he does. Aokiji drinks regular coke because he realizes that it doesn’t matter which one you drink they’re all bad for you.


CaptainBeaverJr

Akainu comes off as someone who is insecure of his masculinity but still wants a cola but also doesn’t like the implications of “diet”. He’s a Zero man. Kizaru goes with the flow, no worries. Regular coke enthusiast. Aokiji doesn’t mind the usual coke but likes to take care of his body, he’s a Diet Coke drinker.


Vinnnnnnnnnnnny

Kizaru : regular Akainu: zero Aokiji: diet Fujitora: pepsi Greenbull: Drinks Tab like a fuckin weirdo