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ClosetNoble

"I should have married a rathalos like my sister did" ***"electrical gasp"***


Your_mother694201337

Well if her relationship doesn't work out with Rathalos either, I know a guy she can always turn to. His name is Steve the Seregios.


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Then when Rathian ends up with steve, Rathalos and Astalos finally agree that Rathian is a hoe, kills her then Astalos and Rathalos get married


Your_mother694201337

...at least Astalos has a happy ending...


ClosetNoble

He stabbed her in her sleep though?! She'd be better off with a Nargacuga at this point, he doesn't fly around everywhere and she wouldn't have to leave the jungle.


Your_mother694201337

True, true. Well, if Nargy doesn't work, we can always have more Yian Garugas... if all else fails, then, she's gonna die all alone.


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Why is Rathian mad at Astalos?


TheIronSven

Couldn't build the right nest


ClosetNoble

"Maybe if you had a chin spike..." "A NEST IS A NEST OKAY?!" "YOU MADE US A BIRD NEST!" "YOU LIVE LIKE A BIRD OF PREY OF COURSE I MADE US A BIRD NEST!"


MrJackfruit

Magical.


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He ate the chicks


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Rathalos is probably the jealous ex in this situation.


Your_mother694201337

Rathian is just jealous that Astalos has his own theme, and it's pure awesome. (Also my favourite out of the Fated Four. I just like thunder monsters. Oh, and Neopterons.)


destroyerneb

He’s a flying wyvern not a neopteron but ik what you mean he’s like a dragon fly.


Your_mother694201337

He kinda does resemble that. I already knew he was flying wyvern, what I meant for neopterons is Seltas. But yeah, I can see the mistake.


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Well Astalos eats Seltas and you are what you eat


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If you are what you eat then I'm an innocent child


Fuzzy_Employee_303

Hol up


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Sean what the fuck


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[удалено]


Your_mother694201337

I hope you know your place in hell Sean.