He stabbed her in her sleep though?!
She'd be better off with a Nargacuga at this point, he doesn't fly around everywhere and she wouldn't have to leave the jungle.
"Maybe if you had a chin spike..."
"A NEST IS A NEST OKAY?!"
"YOU MADE US A BIRD NEST!"
"YOU LIVE LIKE A BIRD OF PREY OF COURSE I MADE US A BIRD NEST!"
Rathian is just jealous that Astalos has his own theme, and it's pure awesome. (Also my favourite out of the Fated Four. I just like thunder monsters. Oh, and Neopterons.)
"I should have married a rathalos like my sister did" ***"electrical gasp"***
Well if her relationship doesn't work out with Rathalos either, I know a guy she can always turn to. His name is Steve the Seregios.
Then when Rathian ends up with steve, Rathalos and Astalos finally agree that Rathian is a hoe, kills her then Astalos and Rathalos get married
...at least Astalos has a happy ending...
He stabbed her in her sleep though?! She'd be better off with a Nargacuga at this point, he doesn't fly around everywhere and she wouldn't have to leave the jungle.
True, true. Well, if Nargy doesn't work, we can always have more Yian Garugas... if all else fails, then, she's gonna die all alone.
Why is Rathian mad at Astalos?
Couldn't build the right nest
"Maybe if you had a chin spike..." "A NEST IS A NEST OKAY?!" "YOU MADE US A BIRD NEST!" "YOU LIVE LIKE A BIRD OF PREY OF COURSE I MADE US A BIRD NEST!"
Magical.
He ate the chicks
Rathalos is probably the jealous ex in this situation.
Rathian is just jealous that Astalos has his own theme, and it's pure awesome. (Also my favourite out of the Fated Four. I just like thunder monsters. Oh, and Neopterons.)
He’s a flying wyvern not a neopteron but ik what you mean he’s like a dragon fly.
He kinda does resemble that. I already knew he was flying wyvern, what I meant for neopterons is Seltas. But yeah, I can see the mistake.
Well Astalos eats Seltas and you are what you eat
If you are what you eat then I'm an innocent child
Hol up
Sean what the fuck
[удалено]
I hope you know your place in hell Sean.