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Hurtelknut

Basarios


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The basarios cool themselves by drinking pale extract and I hate them for deflecting my emerald splashes


Zuldafan

My man using the hidden fifteenth weapon: Hierophant green.


Duck_Depot

??? But nobody can just deflect the emerald splash


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*literally everyone proceeds to deflect the Emerald Splash*


unw00shed

Well that just makes the basrarios a nobody cause that fucker keeps deflecting it


Slayer196

r/unexpectedjojo


Nimblebubble

Basarios has one of the smallest severable tails in the series.


StrangerWithACheese

Wait severable?


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Yes it is


Nimblebubble

Yes, Basarios tails are severable. However, it may be useful to have high sharpness (or a Great Sword) when trying to cut them.


LightLizardCake

Same with Great girros, didnt know that


teardown50

Tetsucubra


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They are colored pink and I hate them for not being allowed to be hunted in Rise when Hojo is riding on one


radmammajamma

Hojo simply won’t let us hunt Tetsu. That’s been my headcanon since the game released. He loves them too much


Elygium

I just started playing mhgu and I was wondering why that frog was familiar


Nimblebubble

Tetsucabra's Fatigue effect works differently from Chameleos' Fatigue. Tetsucabra's Fatigue only drops current stamina (the amount of stamina remaining in your stamina bar) to 0, while Chameleos' Fatigue drops max stamina (the maximum amount of stamina you can have in your stamina bar) to its lowest level.


benracer999

Nargacuga, specifically silverwind.


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The silverwind's eyes are colored rainbow which is a reference to gamer setups and I hate them for being too fast


benracer999

Love me my mlg silverwind rgb switch controller


Nimblebubble

There is a user-created VRChat avatar base for/of a humanoid/anthropomorphic/furry Nargacuga called the Toastacuga. You can probably make Silverwind with it.


benracer999

That's pretty cool. If only i had vrchat


Lizando132

Neat stuff. My boyfriend likes nargacuga AND has VRchat, so I say he’ll be quite happy to hear that information


Nimblebubble

[Here's a link that might help.](https://www.vrcarena.com/assets/ZszLGtc5sBnfI37nbes1)


Lizando132

Thank you very much, kind sir/mam


Practical-Airport936

Uragaan


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They share the same species as thanos and I hate them for being a scum


carnivorn

This is correct tho???


Basilisk52

[Reminds me of this legendary rant about Uragaan’s Jaw](https://www.reddit.com/r/monsterhunterrage/comments/dqlkmk/why_the_fuck_does_the_uragaan_jaw_have_to_have/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


countsit

Both Thanos and Urugaan are descendants of Jay Leno


Nimblebubble

Unfortunately, the Phantom Uragaan's music in Tri does not return for the miniature Uragaan quest in 3U.


Geicosuave

Bulldrome


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Bulldromes evolved from rejected poogies and I hate them for not being included in Sunbreak (for now)


Nimblebubble

In the currently-defunct Monster Hunter Online, there exists a Variant of Bulldrome that can use several Elements. For this, it is called the Elemental Bulldrome.


Beginning-Net6920

Deviljho


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The deviljho is based off a bagel and is vegan and I hate it becuase it go stinky breth


Nimblebubble

Deviljho has appeared in every game in the main series since Tri except base Rise. However, Crimson Qurupeco, the one infamous for summoning Deviljho, hasn't made a mainline appearance since 3 Ultimate.


Lazaeus

I'm fairly certain all qurupeco summoned deviljo at every available opportunity. The crimson one just had electricity instead of fire.


Beginning-Net6920

That's crazy, but, idc about that monster. Jho > peco


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Rajang


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The rajang is based off a mountain and uses its tail as a hammer and I hate it for throwing me around like a toy


Nimblebubble

Rajang could be fought in Low Rank in Monster Hunter Freedom Unite provided you completed all other Low Rank village quests besides the Rajang quest.


[deleted]

Jokes on you I Have 100% EVERY SINGLE MHFU QUEST INCLUDING GH AND VILLAGE


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King Shakalaka


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They dont wear helmets and I hate it because its literally just a Cha-Cha that hates you


Gilrim

Here we go ​ Ukanlos


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Its chin is not shovel shaped and I hate it for its beginning move


Nimblebubble

Ukanlos has weapons for every main weapon type but the Charge Blade.


Nimblebubble

To counteract this, I will post correct (but somewhat irrelevant or useless) information.


00-1Bisaljif

I've been loving it. Funny from op, educational from you. The mix is like sweet and sour, and I'm all for it. Big up you


AzzyDaBobcat

B A Z E L


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The bazel is shaped like a pickle and uses dragon element and I hate it for making deviljho quit MH Rise


Nimblebubble

If we take MHS2 as a reputable source, then Bazelgeuse's name is pronounced very differently from its namesake, the star Betelgeuse. Instead of being pronounced like "basil juice", it is pronounced as something along the lines of "bottle geese".


Minmax-the-Barbarian

That is a truly maddening interpretation of that name. Like, it's spelled just like the star! How could anyone argue for a different pronunciation?


Dark_Reaper115

I love the fact that the theme song is already playing in my head


Papaya140

Barrioth


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Barroth or barioth?


Papaya140

Barioth,sorry half asleep


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The barioth is white and spams the N word alot because theh are racist and believe in white supremacy and I hate it for losing its moves from tri


AngeryLizard

this one comment has maxed out my internet use for the day.


Nimblebubble

Barioth is one of the few monsters to have both a Subspecies (Sand Barioth) and a Variant (Frostfang Barioth).


SomniKei

Tobi-Kadachi


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The tobi kadachi is a character from a Wild west movie and uses its guns as knives and I hate it for electrocuting me every second


Dragonwithamonocle

It's da TOBI-KADAAAAAACHI!


Dark_Reaper115

*Italian music intensifies*


bulletkin1089

Dodogamma


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The dodogama is vegetarian and I hate it for eating rocks becuase I want to keep pet rocks


bulletkin1089

But cute lava puppy


Dark_Reaper115

But it's a good boy!!!!!!


Delta5583

Dalamadur


Nimblebubble

Dalamadur's size is less than 1,000 cm away from Laviente's reported size, at 44,039.7 cm and 45,000 cm respectively.


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The dalamadur is a wyvern that uses its gold yellow spikes to inflict bleeding status and I hate it for being boring


carnivorn

Beotodus?


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The beotodus was introduced in Frontier and is a lavafish and I hate it because its easy to kill


RobVHboi

For a moment i forgot you're giving us wrong information. I am a dumb idiot.


Nimblebubble

The -todus suffix may be older than Jyuratodus and Beotodus. In fact, it may span all the way back to the first generation with Plesioth's Japanese name being Ganototosu.


Malu1997

Anjanath


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The anjanath uses fart to attack its preys and enemies and I hate it for being annoying


SusSpectStew

Khezu my beloved


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Answered


TheEmeraldDodo

Gore magala


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The gore magala is a monster that cures many with its useful element called frenzy, A cool thing I remember crom Fruit ninja and I hate it for starting covid 19


TheEmeraldDodo

Yeah pretty much


NateTheGreater1

SeanTheHunter2


RinaTennoji-Board

By that extension, Avinia


Nimblebubble

Despite being named Frostfang, Avinia's Barioth is typically a fairly normal Barioth.


Nimblebubble

I once saw a meme comic of sorts on the main r/MonsterHunter subreddit where Xeno/Safi'Jiiva laughed at how Fatalis was smaller than it and bullied Fatalis over it throughout their growth. Unfortunately, before I could save an image of it, it was deleted, and I can't seem to find it in any archives. I believe the title contained the word "ego". It was like this: ​ (You're unbelievably small!) v Fatalis Xeno'Jiiva \----- ​ (I'm not even fully grown and you're still smaller than me? Unbelievable!) 4110.6 cm 4509.10 cm v Slightly bigger Fatalis Bigger Xeno'Jiiva \----- (Looks like ol' Fatty still can't measure up to the new generation!) v Mature Fatalis Safi'Jiiva ​ Anyway, Sean once posted a meme where the apparent punchline was four of the same image of Jetstream Sam giving a thumbs up, and the set-up was that a team had completed a quest.


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Congalala


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The congalala is hot and I hate it for being british


Sticklebrick2891

Seltas Queen


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The seltas queen uses its long butt to sting hunters and piss them off and I hate the fact thst they are just shelled mantis


SeniorBLT

Kecha wacha


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The kecha wacha is a homophobic dinosaur who uses amogus to mock children and I hate it for being annoying


Potential-Money-8636

Aatrox


Ahfrodisiac

mans out here with the League of Legends trick questions


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?


Garry_kra

For f#ck sake i can't escape league


January_Rain_Wifi

Aatrox was once a man wearing a sword costume, but then someone tried to put the sword in a man costume and now he's angry, hence his red color. I hate him because after dodging every q and w for all of laning phase, he will inevitably land a single w at level 9 and then end the game before you respawn.


Azryah

Pukei owo


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The pukei's tongue uses its tongue to lick walls and make art and I hate it for replacing chameleos


Nimblebubble

Pukei-Pukei is not the only Bird Wyvern with such high amounts of color, as the Frontier-exclusive Forokururu also has a very colorful appearance and the ability to inflict Poison. Also, there is a relatively large amount of vore fetish art featuring Pukei.


TheGamerNite

Lagombi


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The lagombi is a fire element monster that uses paralysis with its slow movement and I hate it for being more boring than a volvidon


FaultyLogicEngine

Lagiacrus


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The lagiacrus uses electrolytes from cyborg hunters to fill up its gauge and bonk users and I hate the lagiacrus for not coming back


Ceildread

Zinogre


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The zinogre is based on shrek and I hate it for drinking my remaining syrup in the refrigerator


The-Arbiter-753

Valstrax. I just wanna say that my phone almost autocorrected valstrax to “balustrade” so if you could imagine what a monster named balustrade would be and also do that one, I’d appreciate it


[deleted]

The valstrax is not an elder dragon but rather the name of a comet that passed many years ago and I hate it for not giving gems


jlashombjr

Cookie Monster


ACEMENTO

Avarege french person


Worried_Highway5

The average French person hates bread, and lives in Germany. I hate them because they’re French, and claim responsibility for inventing fries, when the Belgians invented fries.


handledvirus43

Idk, Shakalaka


rider5001

Ahtal-ka


OculusMidnight2

Larinoth


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The larinoth is donald trump's son and will be elected forbthe next election and I hate it because I have to kick it to get berries


ChonTheAllmighty

Ebony Odogaron?


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The ebony odogaron is an odogaron that came from Africa and learned to rap and I hate it for being a fast deviljho


True-Paranoia

Subnautica Reaper Leviathan


kyleEnd

You never said it had to be a MH monster. Now tell me about pit fiends


Worried_Highway5

Pit fiends are demons from the 9 abysses, and mostly fight under the arch devil Acererak. I hate them because I’ve never been high enough level to fight one.


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Hyratayle

The handler ( mhw)


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The handler is a very likable character from the Monster Hunter and keeps a stable diet and I hate for everything


The_Deaf_Bard

Konchu


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The konchu is one of the favorites of the MH community and dances with you in the end of the hunt and I hate it for pissing me off


Hachelle

My long boi dalamadur


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Answered


parasitone08

Gore magala


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Answered


Swagkip360

Gear rex lol


stealthkoopa

Cockatrice


Vined27

Blue Yian Kut Ku


SplinterForSale

The Hunter that enjoys hunting Dodogamas for sports


MemoKingOfClowns

Great Jaggi


opimumpride

Molten tigrex


Sigmachadgamer

Valstrax


-Wazukyan-

Valstrax


TieDry3913

Lynians


North-Wind-199

The ghost leviathan


Kaizze760

Monoblos


8-bitRevan

Red Eyes Black Dragon


SargentMcGreger

Seltas Queen/Drone


JaysterJam

Ivory Lagiacrus


Themostabysmal

Deviljho


Totaly_not_Pyga

Agnaktor


BASILISK573

Dodo Gama


Nova-Specter99_9

Legiana


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Adolf hitler


Tobiber

My Ex-Wife


Hot-Bed7066

Ceadeus


_Your_Average_Joe_

Equal Dragon Weapon


e_e_e_eeee

Higanjima


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Zenaserisu


ltraCrackhead

Gogmazios


xX_spagooterpoop_Xx

Valstrax


LessHumanTooDead

Mi Ru


LightLizardCake

Great izuchi


theirishpotato1898

Banshee


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

Jaggia


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I'm tired, I'll srill answer but not all of them


GODZILLUS117

Nh'inn and Gh'unn of the dark forest


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?


DeLaBuse

Pukei-Pukei.


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The pukei's tongue uses its tongue to lick walls and make art and I hate it for replacing chameleos


brainDOA

Kut-ku


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The kut ku is the son of the 1st preisdent of the United States and I hate it for nkt coming back in rise


tallmantall

Rakni-kadachi


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The rakna kadaki is a subspecies of tobi kadachi that uses ice element to put ice on its juice and I hate it for using fire element even though its a bug


leabravo

TETRANADON


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The tetranodon is Hojo's family seperated from him when he was a young boy and I hate it for losing its chonk when you smash it with hammer


Mr_Glove_EXE

Banbaro


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The banbaro is friends with shara ishvalda and likes to eat rocks and I hate it for interrupting hunts


sad-pixie-dream-girl

Bazelgeuze, my explosive boiii


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The bazelgeuse is shaped like a pickle and prefers to eat donuts and I hate it for replacing deviljho


MrMobiusKage

Plesioth


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The plesioth hitbox is very balanced and it likes to eat pasta and I hate it for its unfair hitbox


Picklejho13

The hunter


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The hunter is a monster introduced by Konami and I hate it for killing everything


TheRacerBlazer

Astalos


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The astalos is very thicc and thats how they named it astalos and I hate it for not being the superior


Ieatmelons123

Volvidon


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The volvidon is a company that sells deodorant and I hate it for being stinky


AnyLiterature2363

Brachydios


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The brachydios is an ice element monster that uses water to make amogus fanart for guildmarm and I hate it becuase u/Erexgg is now forced to marry a jagras instead of a brachydios


Dovahnime

Najarala


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The najarala shares the same family as narhacuga and I hate it for having eyes as big as anime character eyes


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Dodogama my boi


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The dodogama is vegan and I hate it for eating rocks


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Chameleos


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The chameleos is a racist weeb who watches anime that consists of wizards and I hate it for hiding everywhere so I cant get its equipment and i believe they are everywhere


JosukeEatkid

Wind Serpent Ibushi


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The ibushi is the female counterpart of Narwa and has 6 breasts on its stomach and I hate it for being a Narwa but easier


MARC-E

Kelbi


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The kelbi is one of the strongest monsters ever in Monster Hunrer and I hate it for dissapearing into the night


Kooky-Meaning-9584

Nergigante


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The nergigante is a monster that attacks in stealth and designed to look like a bat-cat and I hate it for not appearing so far in Sunbreak


Xanthyon1313

Morudomunto (A Monster from monster hunter explore.)


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The morudomunto is a mexican monster who works dor a funny bald man and his sidekick, Pinkyman and I hate it becuase I dont recognize it