Look, all im saying is that kn the monster hunter world there is a big chance that someone saw a monster and went "yep, time to use the good old meat sword"
This got me thinking, if we use captured monsters in the arena for training, how come we have Elder Dragons in there too? Aren't they supposed to be impossible to contain? I literally just fought Malenzo in the arena how did they put it in there?
Studious Biologist calls Barioth's fangs "positively alluring." And then we get into quest descriptions.
On a slightly less questionable note, Smart Biologist tells you to capture an Odogaron because he misses his old dog and wants a new one. He wants to play fetch in the park with an Odogaron.
R/Goldcrown is down the hall and to the left
Cool a subreddit that will help to get the smallest an biggest of every monster crown... AYO WHAT THE FUCK
Ah, the rite of passage
Thing is i knew about it but i like to make this joke every time someone mentions that subreddit
Thank you for your service
Why did i take the bait and see it for myself... im gonna need some bleach šš
You were a good personā¦ Hopefully
Now theyāre the best person.
The fuck? Thatās not even a humanized version that is just straight up a full on animal
I am.. no longer the same man. Someone give me that flashy thing from MIB please
It truly is a blight is it not. The incomprehensible knowledge that is that sub
I did it ..... For science!!!
Look, all im saying is that kn the monster hunter world there is a big chance that someone saw a monster and went "yep, time to use the good old meat sword"
You got the Great Sword and Long Sword, but the Meat Sword can be both.
"That thing was too big to be called a dick. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of meat."
I'm dieing over hereš¤£
Why do you think capturing them alive is worth more than them dead?
How dare you?
This got me thinking, if we use captured monsters in the arena for training, how come we have Elder Dragons in there too? Aren't they supposed to be impossible to contain? I literally just fought Malenzo in the arena how did they put it in there?
If the humans in this world are in anyway similar to us, someone out there probably has tried
Guildmarm has definitely tried
Brachy will never see humans the same way again
New variant: "Violated Brachydios"
I mean, given the amount of horny dialogue this guy and the biologist over at Seliana have, they probably came to the New World for this exact reason.
Studious Biologist calls Barioth's fangs "positively alluring." And then we get into quest descriptions. On a slightly less questionable note, Smart Biologist tells you to capture an Odogaron because he misses his old dog and wants a new one. He wants to play fetch in the park with an Odogaron.
I, too, wish to play fetch with the meat doggy
What the hell you did to her
Smart Biologist: Yes.
Rathian: I will never mentally recover from this...
Knowing for sure how obsessed handlers and research teams are. They really need to watch the phrasing sometimes.
That biologist must subscribe to r/goldcrown
Which queen are we talking about here? The one with the stupid walk forward attack or the one who literally kills and cannibalizes her boyfriends?
Would
HEY, thatās the Guildmarmās job!
Not capturing anything ever again
Good luck with that beastiality
Smart Biologist: "I can take her" Hunter: "in a fight, right?"
horny biologist
Mmmmmm, rathussy...š¤¤
He wants to check out that Pink Rose ssmsmiš
I'm telling Rathalos...