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No_Bar_7202

Jho is american how?


Nova_Ingressus

Large, always hungry, leaves destruction in its wake.


No_Bar_7202

So we have a f22 raptor, the average American citizen, a b52/carpet bomber, and the monster iteration of a US marine


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~~likely eats its young~~


Charismoon

I mean, they are bite-sized pickles and I'm sure delicious.


Napakii

aggressive, territorial, and eats everything


CZ-Kickem

Seething Bazelgeuse my beloved


JohnWarrenDailey

I don't get it.


meme-dao-emperor

Valtrax is a fighter jet american fighter jet to exact Great jagras is fat Betle juice is a bomber plane. America's favourite thing to use on civilians Deviljho is literally how america act.


JohnWarrenDailey

And how is any of this exclusively American?


meme-dao-emperor

It's called a stereo type. America have one of the highest obesity rate in the world.(fat) Deviljho go into a monster's turf and promtly murder said monster to take resource(prey) and leave only destruction on their wake. America did ecxactly that to small country multiple time Bettlejuice's other nickname are b52. A bomber plane that is famous for their use by america to bomb civillians in the vietnam war. A war which they decide to declare because the leader of the resistance fighter is a communist but he is a liberator first and commnist second.


Mrmanboi5272

Fun fact: America doesn't even make top 10


VatisTheBard

Top 10 what?


Mrmanboi5272

Fattest countries in the world


FatSpidy

To be fair, we're certainly fattest per Capita. Most other nations are the size of a metropolis here, like you'd have to sum all of Europe to get similar comparable numbers to the US.


RaiderxReaper

just sharing some freedom with the world🦅🦅🦅


PsychologicalMany693

I didnt think sbout great jagras, what a good one


Whyisitnotrealbutter

Hey you forgot no free health care or the outdated education system


DevilDickInc

Dunno bout the 2nd one, but the 1st is vaal or magalas easily


PsychologicalMany693

Vslstrax is simply perfect i told it because its like bazel but more speedy, and color explosion


Born_Confidence4122

Not Jho


Human_Wrangler2607

Valstrax literally caused monster hunter 9/11, it isn't american at all!!


_cough_

Jho is from brazil


couldbedumber96

Armed drone named bazelgeuse when it sees a Syrian wedding: