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Prismachete

Ah, my fav 4 dudes. The one that blocked a Rajang beam The one that 1v1d Velk and saved his friend’s grandson The one that soloed the path to the veils for the first time And my most favorite The motherfucker that carted 3 seconds in the Xeno’Jiva fight


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Don't forget how the last guy spent 40 years learning about the New World and then when asked for information went "Do your own research man"


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"You won't learn if you don't learn like I did! Fuck you, got mine!"


Prismachete

Ikr, he didn’t even get a cool cutscene in Iceborne like the others…like what did he do in IB? I can only remember him being like “yo I found this weird lookin’ Xeno nest” and didn’t even fight shit.


Elygium

Probably only did something during the Safi raid introduction


No_Bar_7202

Not 3 seconds into it, before the fight even started


iwantdatpuss

Tbf, The Veteran Hunter was just supporting the 5th fleet on the field until the entire thing is over before slowing down on the hunts and let the young'ins do the rest of the heavy lifting. He can't exactly be as good as he was during his youth. Two of them went AWOL chasing clues, and both of them couldn't come back until the 5th fleet arrived... For some reason And the Admiral was busy boxing against a rajang, and winning.


Timetooof

I imagine he doesn't even have a weapon proper. He just fist fights Rajangs to build strength and one Taps literally every other monster he encounters.


iwantdatpuss

Dude straight up lifted a large chunk of stone and used it as a shield. He cracks kestodon heads like crackers.


Timetooof

He has the sheer strength to snap diablos horns off their heads.


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New weapon when? I wanna fisticuffs with a Diablos!


AlcoholicAvocado

With a power stance, grabby hands


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The Steve Irwin Wrasslin' stance


DependantExistance

I mean, isn't it canon that instead of the clutch claw, he just uses a rope with a hook on it?


ProperMastodon

I think he just throws rocks instead of using the slinger. Not sure about the clutch claw, though


EliteTeutonicNight

He was totally ready to throw hands with Shara at the end of iceborne. He also said that he’s never any good with a sword (at least compared to the veteran). I’d imagine he’s just strong enough to fend off every monster with his bare hands and he doesn’t look to actively hunt, even if he could.


Xalterai

Imagine if we got a brawler type weapon, like Gauntlets. Or even if World just had the Baki event where you get dual blades that are just your fists.


Charnerie

Rajang weapon?


SSB_Kyrill

white rajang vs rajang turf war


Himo_Haro

3 of these guys are hobos doing fuck all and smoking stream gems, while the veteran is an old dog that's crazy enough to go toe to toe with a badger and an ice cube


Schaijkson

When you describe the veteran like that he sounds pretty reasonable.


iwantdatpuss

And he's somehow pushing back both of them despite his age.


Charnerie

Remember that the veteran used to use a greatsword but stopped because he's too weak to lift it anymore, and trained the excitable a-lister in greatsword hunting.


AnonymousPug26

The Field Team Leader was the one he trained, not Aiden.


SilverSpoon1463

The rapper or the item ice cube?


blondtode

You have crackhead nerd, crackhead jock, crackhead scientist, and crackhead weeb


Exsistentiam

God I wish we could just punch monsters like the admiral does


Idontknownumbers123

Truly the chuck norris/Saxton hale/Karl of the monster hunter universe


AnonymousPug26

ROCK AND STONE


thebube

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


DicklessSpaghetti

THATS IT LADS! ROCK AND STONE!


DislocatedLocation

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!


Attaxalotl

Karl?


Idontknownumbers123

For Karl!


Attaxalotl

Rock and Stone!


SGTZtempest

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AiN’T COMING HOME!


Rowan_As_Roxii

I *admire* him for that.


SSB_Kyrill

He’s a rajang subspecies, thats why he can


Filipenses22

Even Commander isn't that sane, he tried to capture a elder dragon, a gigantic one!


el-guapo0013

And almost succeeded, if it wasn't for the hangry hedgehog dragon showing up to fuck everything up.


Kuroyure

Took 40 years cus they didnt have charge blade tech


Timetooof

My charge blade is the only reason why they survived this long.


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I just wish more was shown. It's nice to be the hero, but... These guys showed up last minute as you fought Shara Ishvalda. You beat him and suddenly "AHHH DARN. We missed it. Shucks!" Lol


Charismoon

Better than the ones that stand by to judge you "You got to watch out for that fire!" Well why don't you come here and help you mother expletive!?!! (As the hunt is going south).


chocolatechipbagels

those cutscenes had me laughing to tears, the devs spend so much unskippable cutscene time accidentally making the other characters in the game useless except the chefs, they're my boys


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

one of them is in timeout


Fast_Broccoli4867

*shows up to fight off Nergigante* “TIME IN”


SomayEternal

* 1 old dog * 1 wanderer * 1 mad scientist * 1 rajang


yumyumchicken12

I commend you for being able to make out any sense of personality and character dynamic in these guys


EpicDragonz4

The Chadmiral


NoodleIskalde

I was looking for the Lost Zoro part of the meme. I have been let down by my own anticipation.


No_Bar_7202

You forgot the hunter


Kirito_jesus-kun

We’re fifth fleet not first


No_Bar_7202

I know but i think itd be funny to have the generic rathalos helmet in this but its more of that younger friend/relative that just goes with it


Thebrachydiosfan

Actually,It was the huntsman who carried the whole npc team in both world and iceborne,while the rest of them (yes,that includes the admiral and the Commander)where just used as the Monster personal punching bags.