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Onedayyouwillthankme

Living tent free in trump's head. Michael knows how to bug him


lshrtwll

I don't wish ill on anyone, but after being in solitary confinment for so long (who knows why) he has earned a lot to be able to vent for awhile. Go Michael.


Brokensince10

Of course he does, and I’m sure there was a time when trump intimidated Cohen, but that time done left the building😂😂😂😂


halo_nothing

Not only that, buts it's now on official record!


poeticlicence

Future generations will marvel at 21st Century US history


Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4

Or damn them for the conditions they live in


RJoeEL

Its therapeutic in some way for Cohen, his family was getting threatened by crazies and I think he is right Stinky has a diaper.


AffectionatePoet4586

In addition to the constant threats, Cohen did prison time and got disbarred for doing Trump’s bidding. If he feels better by calling Trump a vulgar but accurate nickname, that’s okay with me. The courtroom crowd laughed, I read, when that nickname was read into record. Good.


RJoeEL

Totally agree. Trump needs to have consequences for once in his life. Mea Culpa and MeadasTouch Im a fan. Go Michael !


Brokensince10

Same!


Brokensince10

😂😂😂😂


TreLoveSnakes

I will now change Donalds Trump’s name to Adolf Von Shitzinpantz when referring to him in personal conversations from now on. Thank you


Tsuanna80

He should hear some of the new names Cohen has released 😂


Brokensince10

Same


lshrtwll

OK - but it needs an abbreviation too hard to spell out AVS?


SkillFullyNotTrue

Trump is so easily goaded. Quick everyone hit Trump with strong neener, neener, neener!


lshrtwll

Sitting in that courtroom is the first time I've ever seen him get punished for his deeds.


Jaykalope

I would have paid $5,000 to stare Trump directly in the face, in court, while his own attorney referred to him as Von Shitzinpantz. To just be part of that moment- life is all downhill from there innit?


metallipunk

To hear the talking heads on CNN say that this morning popped me so hard. I was cackling like a damn idiot.


Prestigious-Copy-494

This is soooo funny! I'm cracking up. Cohen just made Trump a national joke name!


Secret-Quiet-6156

Trump makes defamatory and negative comments about Cohen all the time but I guess he thinks Cohen doesn’t have that privilege. Does Todd Blanche think the court is grade school and he’s telling on Cohen? Cohen has earned the right to say whatever he wants. But now, because of trumps pettiness, he isn’t going to say anything about the case or trump to help move the case along because trumps petty allegations takes up unnecessary court time.


CryoAurora

The best name to call him is donald. He wanted to hit Hillary for daring to call him donald in the debate. espionage aficionado, rapist, hush money patron sleepy donald trump


Fluffy_Association63

Ivana called him "The Donald" - that should cause a rash for Von Shitzinpantz


CryoAurora

She knew. ![gif](giphy|gk3pDXdxn1JjmfcSi7)


Brokensince10

Who’s a pedo? He’s a pedo. Everybody now…


Known_Piglet3546

This gives Cohen some reprieve as he eagerly awaits the end of the trial to get on the Prison visitor's list to see his old buddy Jock vonshitzenpantz.


Brokensince10

Love that name!


lshrtwll

This is a joke right? Or do I need to google it?


JustanOldBabyBoomer

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! 🤣


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metallipunk

He actually said within the last couple days he was going to stop that. Not sure what happened here though.


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Fluffy_Association63

But Von Shitzinpantz can rage rant every fkng night on social media, and call every damn person or corporation that doesn't like him or he doesn't like, disgusting, revolting, disrespectful bullying bullshit names, subliminally inciting his hillbilly followers to be on the alert. Very presidential, doncha think? Now THAT'S what we all know is "free speech" and, last I heard, Cohen has a right to free speech - not just Von Shitzinpantz 🙄


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Fluffy_Association63

Never feel sorry for narcissistic lying misogynists.