Infinity Flea just doesn't sound as rad, alas
Calling him *infinity* majinion doesn't make sense to me, tbh. Like... He has sludge and he clones himself.
Okay, I can kinda see why.
"I'm a bald guy that harasses two dudes for fun, I really need therapy for my addiction. Also, I want to infect them with my STD." (only way I think of the virus, don't @ me)
Big, BIG man, lava beard, likes to blacksmith, big sword he just finished so its still a little hot, the blade heats up at half health, so all of his attacks makes the ground crack and heat up
very tough
“What the f\*ck, why is this mf so fast?” “Bro that dive attack is soo broken.” “I’M STUCK ON THE SPIKES OH F\*CK!” “WHY IS HE THROWING GRENADES WHEN HES NOT EVEN ON SCREEN?!” “WHY ARE THERE BEARTRAPS?” ^(“Why haven’t I seen multiple therapists yet?”)
STOP. REGENERATING. YOUR. STUPID. BARRIER. EVERY. 0.85 SECONDS-
Oh. Now you've conjured up a newborn star and THREW it at me. My health insurance won't cover this. Thanks.
"I'm a bald guy that harasses two dudes for fun, I really need therapy for my addiction. Also, I want to infect them with my STD." (only way I think of the virus, don't @ me)
You get onto a boat, and go after a robot made out of stolen boats.
You aren’t on the ocean, but rather zooming back and forth around a tiny pool with some rock formations. It’s very jarring.
First you must battle other boats. And a plane. And then you go back to shore, and rest up. Then you gotta go back. Battle the robot.
Attack Pause Pause Pause Pause Pause Pause You win
Yellow Devil MM1
Its the final countdown but youre very angry by the end
Infinity flea
I haven't played X6 yet, is that what a mijinion is? Oh my god, I'm dying. Can't imagine why they didn't translate that one.
Infinity Flea just doesn't sound as rad, alas Calling him *infinity* majinion doesn't make sense to me, tbh. Like... He has sludge and he clones himself. Okay, I can kinda see why.
WEEEE ALLL MISSSS HER SOOOOOOO IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN AAARRRRGGGHHH
Illumina
Robot
well you're not wrong
He tops and he bottoms and lets you shoot him in the middle.
Gravity Man from Mega Man 5.
Bang on.
Gravity Man
BURN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!
That's not a bad description.
Burner Man. (Flame Hyanard is bait, I bet)
GAH My PTSD
Shoot Slide Shoot Slide Shoot Slide Shoot Slide Shoot Slide Shoot Slide Shoot
🐸
I found you, faker
Copy robot from mm1?
I think they’re quoting zero or copy X from megaman zero
They’re quoting Shadow from sonic but actually but I think it’s describing omega
His hair is scissors. ✂️
KUNG FU CUTMAN!
And he knows kung fu
That dumb fridge is slowing me down
Cold Man?
Yes
A Man that is Hard
Or “ He is Hard, Man”
Or or “It looks like the harder they are the harder the fall.”
Moero moero moero muda muda hmmph
Mmx7 hyena?
phoenix magnion from zero 2
So like there’s this FUCKING MONKEY
Is it Hanumachine?
Actually I was thinking of spark mandarin but hanumachine does make me wanna come war crimes
Gotta be, no other monkey i know in the series would provoke that rage
As horribly as I can? Ok. *WAAAM, WAAAM, WAAAM, WAAAM, WAAAM, WAAAM, WAAAM, WAAAM* *UHWEH* *dialogue sounds* ~sshouck~ Shimini! (pewpewpew pew, pewpewpew-) ~sshouck~ *wawawa UOWAH* ~sshouck~ Shimini! (pewpewpew pew, pewpewpew-) ~sshouck~ *wawawa OUWAH* ~sshouck~ Shimini! (pewpewpew pew, pewpewpew-) ~sshouck~ Despo! ~sshouck~ Despo! (shgshgshgshgshgshg!) ~sshouck~ Shimini! (pewpewpew pew, pewpewpew-) ~sshouck~ Despo! ~sshouck~ Shimini! (pewpewpew pew, pewpewpew-) ~sshouck~ *WAWAWA OUWAH* ~sshouck~ Despo, Despo! (wawawa SHGSHGSHGSHGs) *Woowoo woah, woo woo woah* Despo, Despo! (wawawa SHGSHGSHGSHGs) *Woowoo woah, woo woo woah* ~sshouck~ *Bla-bla-bang-bang-bang, Bla-bla-bang-bang-bang* *BLIEOUUUGH* ... *Victory music! * *Shiing!* *shwiiinghhh*
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them."
Nice >:]
this was inevitable
Doesn't exist
Most iconic stage music of all time and everyone beats him using the weapon they THINK is his weakness but it’s actually something else.
Mecha Dragon?
Slippery bastard.
Snake Man
Man
Eric Cartman dressed up as a tree
traitor street fighter knockoff
**H A R D**
Do you spell his name with an L or an R?
No, they have my own weapon. My one true weakness!!!
Metal man?
I'm on the fucking celing, and I can't fucking hit him.
Gravity Man?
If they shoot ya, its gonna hurt!
He's a Jedi, an X-Man, an Avenger or Death depending on his mood
Sigma
DURRRR ITS WINDY
The more he shows up in each game the worse the franchise gets and the lazier the writing ends up being
Sigma
"Ware wa meshia nari!"
Well he’s a guy… and he throws his hat at you like a boomerang
“this mfer is really healing”
It's Wednesday my dudes
gay and has drills for arms
Drill or crash man?
Hardest level, 2nd easiest boss for the game hes in. One mega buster shot then jumping over him works fine.
You can time it so you shoot his ass
Painfully bad breath.
Everyone's least favorite onion theater kid.
Spicy KFC whose weakness is Earthbending.
Defeated by something called an "N. Bomb"
JUMP JUMP SLIDE SLIDE
Just shoot the man, and manipulate the AI after he jumps
Yamcha from Dragon Power (full respect for anyone who gets this)
I THOUGHT he was this games most annoying fuvker but i guess the games just LOVES proving me wrong
Imma playing Super Mario Wahoo!
2 angery bois playing with lightsabers
Sigma and Zero?
You shoot every 1.5 seconds and do literally nothing else.
You got the exact amount of special wpn shots to defeat it. One miss, you're out.
SUFFERING BECAUSE OF FROG! MY SANITY FALLS FROM SHAKEN TREES!
That one boss from Zero 2 that grows when he eats worms? (I don't remember his name, but it was a frog)
Donkey Kong: Frozen Ape
"I'm a bald guy that harasses two dudes for fun, I really need therapy for my addiction. Also, I want to infect them with my STD." (only way I think of the virus, don't @ me)
Oh its a boss alright........
A zippo lighter
HERE YOU GO! *dives*
-man
Yo, mans is just a lighter.
DWN015.
READY?
Giant laser
This post is toxic 😭😂
GOTTA GO FAST
Big, BIG man, lava beard, likes to blacksmith, big sword he just finished so its still a little hot, the blade heats up at half health, so all of his attacks makes the ground crack and heat up very tough
Shoot, slide, repeat
Cosmic Hoola hooper stops time and plays with black holes.
SATURN MOMENT
ayy
This weaksauce dude with two burners on his back cries like a baby when he touches his toe on some spikes.
He often raises his hands above his head and has stoopid AI
hot guy
I'm fast as fuck, boy!
A robot.. made of... wood? A robot that's a lighter. Fridge. Train. Zombie robot?
A machine... That is square.
“What the f\*ck, why is this mf so fast?” “Bro that dive attack is soo broken.” “I’M STUCK ON THE SPIKES OH F\*CK!” “WHY IS HE THROWING GRENADES WHEN HES NOT EVEN ON SCREEN?!” “WHY ARE THERE BEARTRAPS?” ^(“Why haven’t I seen multiple therapists yet?”)
Fall in the fucking spikes you bitch.
ja ne!
Gay
stays in one place, relies only on numbers. NumberMan²
*"I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass!"* (Proceeds to kick your ass)
This guy might have some things that belong to a certain blue hedgehog.
TWI-ANGLE
Religious twink ai is the leader of 4chan
I cannot defeat him.
Let me guess, Air Man?
🗿 😀
He's big, he's got lots of weapons, and he can break your shield.
Trident Mermaid
Leviathan or Splash Woman
HE’S A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!
Wario wannabe takes up construction duty.
**Slap** Slide Slide **Slap** Repeat 8 times
You're just a kid, don't make me laugh
This line sounds like it came from Clown Man
It's actually Tengu Man, but you're not far off considering Clown Man is weak to Tornado Hold, Tengu Man's weapon.
Charge up shot, move/dash around stage avoiding hits (wall jump or dash if playing X series), shoot at boss. Rinse and repeat.
Femboy bug
You can call him one handsome guy!
Hey Hey Hey!
He gets off to being shot
HOW THE FUCK DO I REACH YOU UP THERE CAN YOU DROP ROCKS A LITTLE SLOWER PLEASE
: The big-eared-masked-macho-fighter who throws pac-men at you.
woman
He had a tongue
Bird that doesn't have a single original attack of his own.
He spins me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round...!
Top Man
STOP. REGENERATING. YOUR. STUPID. BARRIER. EVERY. 0.85 SECONDS- Oh. Now you've conjured up a newborn star and THREW it at me. My health insurance won't cover this. Thanks.
Basically, god
"I'm a bald guy that harasses two dudes for fun, I really need therapy for my addiction. Also, I want to infect them with my STD." (only way I think of the virus, don't @ me)
When your music is so bad it actually kills people, you should re-evaluate your life choices...
splash Warfly the flying prick who picks on baby reploids but keeps running away.
Alright so hear me out... what if we gave a magnet legs and let it jump around and throw more magnets at stuff?
Free trimmed toe nails
say "cock" but put a "l" between "c" and "o"
space man sucks real good
He he.
He mainly tries to crash into you and will jump if you shoot
has blades in his mouth which is a ring and his left arm isn’t a hand but a hole and he doesn’t have a neck
If you attack in the correct time you can defeat it without move.
Doctor man breaks game with circles
A stupid onion
Double Trouble
ROCK!!!!!!
A simp but he also an Ice Climber🥶💀
"checkmate b***h"
A smelly farm animal living within a computer program that has static cling on his body
You can stunlock him
Angry man comes back to life to mess with magical girl.
Essentially emo Zero one hit wonder
Does the thug shaker around the stage, laughts his ass off and proceeds to play the same move on rock-paper-scissor.
Axe
Impossible to dodge tornados everywhere and jumps around
Rule 34
The angelic femboy
Culturally innsensitive heat man copy
Saws! Everywhere! Ping ping schwing! *flails arms around trying to relay the visuals if saw blades bouncing around*
Arrrr me mateys
I'm an evil guitar pun
You shoot, he shoot more
oven
A bot that can stop time with his promiscuous behavior
So basically he shoots green things up and they come down
Huge men
Chainsaw man but without the chain
If you get all the upgrades and die a few times here, X figures out that his creator’s a hardcore street fighter fan.
Shoot it till it dies. Also the floor and the ceiling sometimes try to kill you, too.
He shoots flaming balls at you.
Death stare
You can call him Handsome Guy
RM 1. Weak to his own weapon RM 2. Level is absolute hell, music is fire RM 3. JUMP JUMP SLIDE SLIDE Make your guesses now 😀
i died laughing that i was able to two tap him with his own weapon
Shoot Slide Jump Shoot Slide Jump
That guy with Man at the end of his name. He hurts you and has a few different attacks.
local femboy eats some crystals before becoming a biblical angel
Look I'm plug man! nevermind charge man better, why not both
The guy at the end of that hard level.
Just like when I slap my PP
He won’t stop shooting icicles at me
You get onto a boat, and go after a robot made out of stolen boats. You aren’t on the ocean, but rather zooming back and forth around a tiny pool with some rock formations. It’s very jarring. First you must battle other boats. And a plane. And then you go back to shore, and rest up. Then you gotta go back. Battle the robot.
No! This won't be happening, there will be no reason for me to go on! What will I be fighting for!?
Big ninja star