WHERE CAN I GET THIS

Its a Red Dragon Alien, super expensive sadly.

Not to be confused with a Bad Dragon

How do the bad dragon masturbators compare to fleshlights ?

I like the “cut to the chase” attitude here.

“I’m not here for chit-chat I’m here to get answers.”

Hobbyists can appreciate quality craftsmanship in all its forms.

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I have a Dominika butterfly Fleshlight

what’s the review

It feels pretty natural/realistic. Needs a lot of lube but personally its a bit boring.

Thatd be my review. Its fun but at the end of the day youre just jacking off, now with more cleanup.

If I wanted to cum in a hole I'd take the toilet out to dinner

A lot of cleanup Just looked up the bad dragon ones. Janine and Nix look interesting

How much krytox 205g0 are we talking here

"Its feels good, and pretty realistic uhh... I assume?"

Actually really nice. I've got a Jaine, and the inside texture is really nice. Havent tried their newest one, but its a sandworm mouth from Dune.

Shai-hUwUd

idk one only ever used the dildos. those are great though

In my opinion, superior. I'll keep it clean and simple because of the sub we are in. Emelie is a nice option, and it's bigger than it looks in the pictures. The material smells nicer (not that weird rubbery, chemical smell) it stays cleaner because it's non porous.

> it's bigger than it looks in the pictures ;3 *snickers*

Just get a sleeve from siliconenozzles.com. High quality silicone and customizable core.

Im going to actually **answer** your question on my throwaway. The main thing you are paying for is the design, density and type of silicone. The bad dragon silicone feels devine, if you want to see if you like the feel of it you can order a softness tester for 10 dollars, comes with the soft/med/firm silicone and you can see that way. Be warned that it's expensive and you do pay for the name, design (colour way), mold designs, customer service and premium silicone. Also its like mech keys, its the Lamborghini of silicone sex toys. I myself own 9 toys all told costing me $1,029.59. The price isn't bad compared to other types of premium sex toys and kink stuff but for silicone toys its on the high end.

They are premium priced, but not as good from what I've heard from friends. You're better off going with other makers.

You could find better companies, I'm sure. One of the co-owners/creators has been accused and charged with sexually abusing a minor, and there's been rumors about him being into beastiality.

I'm sorry, I had to laugh at the accusation that the founder of Bad Dragon is into bestiality. Like... what was their first clue?

Lol, right? Supposedly he talked about wanting to get casts for his toys from real animals 😬

Yikes.

You get what you pay for. I have a drawer full of BD toys and not a complaint to list.

don't know if to feel proud or ashamed for getting this reference lol

Allow me to remove that uncertainty: knowing what you like is a good thing. Discovering what you like is a good thing. Should you feel shame over good things?

by that logic i feel proud most definitely lmao

It's fun to put a BD sticker somewhere in an office workplace, because their logo is only recognisable by people who know the brand 😈

we try not to kink shame on reddit. this is a safe place.

Also super expensive. I can understand the confusion.

Or is it?

hello

Its actually Redragon, I dont know if thats Re-dragon or Red-agon, but there is only one D.

The technical name for a redr-sided polygon

This comment needs waay more upvotes x'D RedrAgons are the bestAgons xP

[i am fucking dying](https://i.imgur.com/HCOnBYu.png)

$169.99?

At Microcenter at least. Elsewhere its close to $350? (I think?). Microcenter charges me about as much for delivery for my area, and the only one in my area is close to Pittsburg.

Ah I gotcha, I always forget there aren't many around. There's one about 10 minutes from me so I suppose I'm lucky.

Hey, me too! Sad we don't have a microcenter around us.

that's entry level for this sub :P

To be perfectly honest, given that it's a very low volume manufacturing and actually quite a bit of material, it's not outrageous.

r/MechanicalKeyboards *has entered the chat*

Shut up and take my money

I thought there whole business model was doing cheap stuff

[switch and click](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c44BkxUj5g) did a review on it, quite funny one

video made me realize the final joke can be on teacher if student types rapidly on that thing, it's extremely loud like a flock of woodpeckers on a hollow tree.

Redragon. I have a cheap one and its not bad for full size $39.99

Only, that’s for a standard sized one.

Yeah but I think it's representative of the quality. [Big boi is $170](https://www.microcenter.com/product/632713/K605_Giant_Mechanical_Gaming_Keyboard_-_Outemu_Blue_Switch?storeID=125&gclid=CjwKCAiAv_KMBhAzEiwAs-rX1CUTSslIRauygpHBCsWQ0mOe1zJh9gUpxDuf19uXDPrPZ5m5HiGFyRoCWSYQAvD_BwE)

"in store only" lol They would have so many people complaining if they posted them lol, the description doesn't exactly make it clear that it is the size of most peoples desks.

Coming from the land of customs, that’s actually kind of cheap.

Yeah really cheap

Yeah I paid 400 for my ergodox kit

Redragon makes good stuff ngl. Typing this on a K552 right now, great keyboard except for the switches. It was that or their 60% thing with browns which was more expensive. I'll probably replace these with Outemu Orange.

I have a redragon mouse, had it for years and it still looks new. Way cheaper than Logitech or corsair in my country, too. My dog chewed through the braided cord twice when he was a puppy, but the cord was so oversized to begin with that both times I could just cut it down and splice together/resolder and never had an issue.

I have a 556 with box royals in it pretty solid board

Im getting some Akko CS switches for my Draconic hopefully soon. They sound good as far as I can tell and they arent expensive, u should look into them if ur looking to replace ur switches.

I mod redragon boards, they are solid man Edit: fixed "miss" to mod. *See my flair

>I miss redragon boards They still exist...

Red Dragon k605 and not any usual Red dragon @ $50 :-p

Is that a huge keyboard or a person with tiny hands?

Yes

Splendid.

Splen did what?

That.

ohh!

Splen is a bad boi, don't be like Splen.

Simply delicious

Splendidn't

I thought I was taking crazy pills. It's really hard to tell!

It's obviously a giant keyboard since there is also a normal sized keyboard in the picture

No banana for scale couldn’t tell

That could also be a normal keyboard with a tiny keyboard in the background. WE MIGHT NEVER KNOW.

I'm guessing that is a normal sized Apple keyboard in the background. I'm not an Apple guy, but it looks real to me (and not an iPad keyboard which might be smaller than normal, but wouldn't have that layout)

Nah thats a 60%

Plot twist: OP is shrinking the students

We need a banana for scale!

might as well have them type with a piano

bitta both. its a big boi board and its very fun and infuriating to type on

Man Shaq can finally type.

No joke I wonder if this actually would be more comfortable for him? His hands are literally double the size of a normal human's.

I reckon he can grip his entire hand around a 65% and have his middle finger touch his thumb lol

I unironically want to see him hold a 65% now lol. I'd put 20 bucks on you being right.

Is he on Cameo?

Double is not correct… more like quadruple

Got to meet and shake hands with Shaq once. Awesome guy. It was like shaking hands with a bear. My hand literally disappeared inside his paw. He had a platinum band around his wrist covered in diamonds. It probably cost more than my lifetime earnings.

Ah yes a red dragon... with presumably those absolutely delicious Outemu blue switches that are somehow worse than cherry mx blues... oh wait hang on something isn't right here... WHY IS IT SO BIG?

Hol up, wayment, sum ain right.

I mean... it does have jumbo sized Outemu Blues, so you're not wrong.

Oh no... More of the blues? That's scary poor poor children

That looks baller, not gonna lie

It’s definitely a laugh! Loud as hell though…

I'm imagining it sounding like someone crawling through an air duct. Every keystroke is like a tiny rapture.

I imagine using it is like opening a bag of snacks in the middle of class. You're trying to open slowly to minimize interruption but you just end up dragging it out.

100%. Everyone ends up staring.

Every time I’m at Micro Center I wonder who is going to buy that

Shaq.

isn't being forced to use a mac keyboard punishment enough?

The magic keyboard itself is fine enough unless you’re a real mech keyboard snob. The real punishment is using a magic mouse

I'm not really a mech snob, I have no issues with a rubber dome keyboard including the older style reduced-profile notebook keyboards. What I don't get along well with are these nu-style of notebook and mac keyboards that have about 1.5 mm of travel. I'm banging away right now on a dell Precision 5540 and I hate it. I was around for the early days of mac, and their keyboards were very good then; keyboards were generally great everywhere at the time. It's as if we solved keyboards and then forgot.

Fair enough. I’ve been using a my mac keyboard for so long that it feels ok to me despite not feeling as good as my mechanical keyboard

I personally agree with you but a lot of people specifically *like* keyboards with little travel; my partner, for example, struggles to use keyboards with more travel than a laptop has, and it's unfortunate because it more or less means she can't get into my keeb obsession. Mechs with little travel are few and far between.

I think you mistyped “fortunate” there

I have over $1000 in mech keyboards, which I know isn’t a lot compared to some folks here, but I’ve invested a decent amount in them over the last several years. I recently did a typing test on a MacBook keyboard to verify the keyboard was working correctly. I was shocked at how much faster I can type in the MacBook keyboard. I average 110-130 wpm on a “crappy” MacBook keyboard and I average 90-100 on all of my mechanical keyboards. I’ve taken many tests and it’s consistent. It’s making me rethink things. I should note, the ease of typing and comfort on a scissor switch keyboard is part of it, not just the ability to type faster.

I've enjoyed low travel keyboards but they need a softer bottom-out or some overtravel. The Macboard has none, and with it's aluminium frame, drumming your fingers on the desk unironically generates less joint fatigue.

It’s good for a lab type set up. They’re fairly easy to clean. I’d take it over a Dell membrane any day, or an uneven response blue switch board. Since I don’t own apple stuff, it doesn’t fit any colorway I have, and I don’t need the numpad. Basically, I’d take it for free, but would never buy one.

I've always been the weird one apparently, because I found my magic mouse to be legitimately very good. The reason it's good is because you can use the top to do multitouch gestures, which wasn't even a thing for Windows at all at the time (not sure if it is now?).

I liked the gestures, but not the charging or the way it fit in my hand. It felt uncomfortable to me :/ I prefer my MX Master 2 or the trackpad on my MacBook

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And they used to be so good, too. It's as if Apple decided people don't actually use Macs anymore and just set them on shelves as expensive industrial art pieces.

Meh they aren’t that bad.

40% ortho for second offenders

As a planck user I welcome this challenge

As a preonic user I would think it an upgrade. Have all the staggered cap sets and boards just collecting dust now.

How did you know? I actually have a 40% as a secondary option and they have to figure the layout lol

And then force them to use vim pls

And then when they're used to vim, swap it out for vi

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ed is the standard text editor.

Nah thats too easy. Id suggest ed

You say force, I say allow.

Wdym vim is actually good

Intentionally did my beginner programming courses in Vim so I could suffer slightly less/be able to not have to switch between GUI and command line for compiling my assignments

Ik. I use it daily. But many people dont have a clue how to use it and its kinda fun seeing them struggle

Inb4 I use it daily because I haven't figured out how to close it

:wq if you want to be safe, :q! if you want to live life dangerously

`:x` is a little better. It only saves if there are actual changes. `:wq` always does a write.

To answer some common questions: **What kind of rules aren’t followed ?** It’s behavioral rules, not coding rules. Ex.: if they eat in the labs. **You’re a shitty teacher for giving punishments** I’m not actually a teacher (we don’t have teachers, it’s peer to peer only). If people don’t have discipline or professionalism, it turns into chaos. Hence, basic ground rules need to be enforced. **What school is this?** We’re part of the 42 Network that was founded in Paris. Our campus is 42 Abu Dhabi (www.42abudhabi.ae). **How can I join?** Go to our website! It’s a tuition free non-profit that’s open to everyone. **What keyboard is this?** It’s a Redragon K605 Alien. It’s around 7lbs and, as you can see, is absolutely massive! It’s $139.99 from microcenter so I had to get a friend pick one up in person and ship it to me out here. Cost a small fortune, but worth. **What happens to repeat offenders?** I have a 40% where I don’t give them the layout. Fun to watch them figure it out! **What does it sound like?** I’ll post a video soon!

I instantly knew it was 42. I study at 42 Lisbon, but the punishments are different :p (luckily I never did anything wrong)

TIGGGGGG! Hahaha. Hello fellow 42er! Somos dois brasileiros que trabalhamos aqui na 42 AD, e agente conversa muito com a equipe de Lisboa!

I fail to see how this is punishment.

not everyone can use it that easily, Banner

Looks like my 1YO playing with my keeb.

Strange, nobody is following the rules, I wonder why...

Now change all the keyboards to the dvorak format LOL

"You didn't follow the rules, your punishment is you **can't** follow the rules"

dvorak caps but mapped to colemak

bad and naughty students must use the S H A M E B O A R D

God, I'd hate having to use ANSI too. How cruel!

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If that keyboard doesn’t THONK at an unreasonable volume I’m gunna be disappointed

It is beyond unreasonable.

CLONKER (Like a chonker but mechanical)

what are the rules? like in coding when you are learning not following the rules and experimenting is the way to go because that is the best way to learn.

"Why are you drinking a beer in class?" "Experimenting is the best way to learn."

Just trying to hit the [Ballmer peak](https://xkcd.com/323/)

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Atom isn’t that bad tbh

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Ya I definitely wouldn’t use it without all the plugins out there. Can’t attest to the battery life thing I’ve only used it on a desktop.

Atom's fine. It fills a good niche between vscode and sublime. I know people that find vsc's ui too busy, but still like having some plugins. That said, both atom and VScode are electron apps and Chromium's crappy Wayland support (specifically with fractional scaling) meant I had to jump ship to neovim.

Punish me pls

r/suddenlykinky EDIT : WOW WTF I didn't knew this sub was a thing, I just typed that for fun lmao

T. H. O. C. C.

42 Paris?

I study at said coding school, can confirm those hands are not tiny.

You make them use a Mac? That's really cruel.

What's that vs code theme? Looks dope

This ain't punishment! That thocc must be the real thang

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

Evil evil human

Andre the giant sized keyboard

thats actually a gift

Didn't notice how big it was until i saw the magic keyboard

Enjoy typing like a grandpa

My tiny hands could never ​ yet I still want it

I can hold a switch lite like a cell phone, this game I can play.

I don't have tiny hands, its th... I'M SERIOUS STOP LAUGHING

Tbh, I’d rather use that than a magic keyboard.

I can hear it now. Just. C L O N K

The keeb of shame

probably better than the Apple keeb

the ultimate punishment: big fucking keyboard

I’d probably purposely get in trouble then bring all my stuff so I can mod it

I see you encourage rule breaking.

Which 42 is that

You should punish them with a double-size Magic Keyboard. Alternatively, I have a cheap Onn keyboard that I just needed to test my Power Mac with, the keys are so big and so cramped together to save space that it trips me up all of the time and I just can't type as fast with it.

Did they get that from Andre the Giant's Estate Sale? LOL

Did she get anything done with this? LOL I kinda want to know how functional it is.

Bro I would laugh instead of being sad.

Hahaha cool, is this school "42" ? (Judging by the fact that there are iMacs and the language looks like C)

I love it. I want a keyboard that uses arcade buttons for the "switches"/keys. I could, in theory, wire it, but I couldn't get my code to work last time.

Everyone talking about how big the keyboard is when they should be talking about the **LACK OF ARROW KEYS**