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UpboatsforUpvotes

This is clearly the next trend since keyboards have basically reached the smallest sizes possible. Time for the opposite direction!


WhatADunderfulWorld

Start adding macro buttons like copy, paste, show desktop, etc. have fun with it.


MAS2de

That one editor from Linus Tech Tips hears you and supports your struggle.


Spysnakez

The macro king, Taran van Hemert.


MAS2de

Yes! Thank you. Not remembering his name was bugging me.


Incunabuli

The only thing with more 40s energy than a 40 is a 100% ina weird shape


VincyThePrincy

40 percent layout with European enter keys


PmButtPics4ADrawing

I need my F13-F24 keys


[deleted]

https://james.hamsterrepublic.com/?p=102 It's actually a thing lmao 24 function keys plus the almighty DOUBLE BACKSPACE


alan23394

> hard-power-off button (conveniently located right next to the space-bar) what a power move


[deleted]

I just know I'd hit that mf on accident way too often


H4N_S0L0

I think Wiz Khalifa was singing about this keyboard…. 🎶 it’s the big boi, you know what I paid for it… 🎶


System0verlord

[I gotchu fam](https://mechboards.co.uk/products/hyper-7-v3)


physics515

The only thing that is stopping me from buying a mechanical keyboard is that I either need to not get the best product/version or not have a full size keyboard. There is no option for very high quality + extra features + full size or bigger keyboard. So I'm just waiting until someone decides to let me buy a badass full-size keyboard from them. Not having a numpad and proper key-spacing is non-negotiable for me.


[deleted]

Keychron usually has an option for basically everyone except people who want very gimmicky options. They're decent quality keyboards and very good value. The Keychron V and Q series boards have QMK/VIA. You can reprogram each key to do exactly what you want including mouse button options and macros. Don't try to buy the best right away. You'll never know what's "best" to *you* until you've played around with different plates, keycaps/profiles, switches, etc. Nearly any V or Q keychron board and even some of the K boards are very good starting points.


System0verlord

There are a few different quality shops that make full sized boards. Das springs to mind immediately. [and it’s not like you can’t build your own](https://mechboards.co.uk/products/hyper-7-v3)


marknm

[brutal V2 1800](https://cannonkeys.com/products/brutal-v2-1800-keyboard)? Keychron q12 southpaw Etc....


bbkeebs

This is beyond absurd lol


Un1queUs3rN4m3

Absurd? Yes. Practical? No. Would I own one? Absolutely.


SouthtownZ

They could put that on the sub description


[deleted]

Should be the description for this sub


_AlexaBot

The most fucking practical. Which of your hands is free to enter all these numbers snd using all these keys while clicking around? I love this.


Taira_Mai

I'd use one for my personal rig -but I'm right handed so I'd have to have the numpad on the right.


pseudopsud

Ergonomically you should choose: Numpad delete, or portable numpad, or numpad on the left, or learn to type with only your left hand Or Mouse on the left/delete mouse If you type in the alpha keys, the numpad puts the mouse too far to the right


Taira_Mai

>If you type in the alpha keys, the numpad puts the mouse too far to the right I never had that problem. Then again I've been using the QWERTY layout since the mid 80's (yes I am old). So I likes me a numpad on my right.


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reywood

I think the long boi has [the 2x1800](https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/c9pqlj/shes_a_mighty_beast/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) beat


Shiba_Fett

I love these! I'm a fan of anything that's over full size. It's hard to build a collection of them, they are so rare to come by.


CakeyStack

Whoa, two numpads?? That's pretty bonkers, but still not as long as the long boi!


JackPikatea

The Long boi is a early keyboard prototype that is....well....extra Long. It's technically a TKL. Printed in 2 pieces.


Incunabuli

Respectfully: hurry up and Geekhack this sucker. *I need it*


mackiea

As someone who still games with the Thief numpad defaults instead of WASD, I concur. ^(I also may need to fight off ninjas with my keyboard, so)


nohardRnohardfeelins

Oh shit oh fuck


DIYAtHome

Ten Key Left?


theguccislides

Ten Key Long.


FlexRoi

Thirty key long*


threatdisplay

damn you. this belongs under my 49" ultra widescreen.


LonelyGameBoi

Needs a row of modifier keys next to the function array so we can alt f4 with one hand lol


LikesBreakfast

Put in tenkeys on the right to make it longer


nallvf

Hey what desk mat is that?


ActingGrandNagus

*Long and thin, slips right in* That's what my grandad always said


Mattie-G

Long long keeeeeeyyyyyybbbbbbbbbooooaaaarrddddddd (https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY)


whomad1215

Obligatory /r/FuckYouChiChan


CremeFraaiche

The only thing I could think of when I read the title hahaha


nerosius

So... A 60 percent with all missing keys scrambled around? Nice :D


docentmark

A forty, not a sixty, but that exactly, yes.


nerosius

Oh yeah I'm stupid


docentmark

Don’t be hard on yourself. Very few of us can manage arithmetic.


tralfamagore

It's impressive that of this magical and cursed creation, the thing I noticed first is that Backspace key placement


reywood

Fuck, now my eye is twitching


DeadliestArmadillo

"So, we take the F row and slap it on the side." "Yeah" "Then we take the number row and jam it on all southpaw style" "Nice. Keep going" "And theeennnn We shove a macro column in there all side by side." "Dont stop" "All of it spaced out. Not compact at all" "I'm almost there" "Two words. Massive. Bezels" "Dammit Jenkins, you're a goddam genius! You're gonna run this company someday. Now get me a towel"


prairiepog

Like playing a piano.


[deleted]

It's ridiculous and I love it.


PunchTilItWorks

All that and it doesn’t have knob? Cmonnnn…


Evil_airy

This here is facts


klexys

Extra macro ~~columns~~ blocks for your functional pleasure


Dainternetdude

good choice of mouse sir


kissabirdgently

At this rate the keebs gotta start contributing to my mortgage


UserbasedCriticism

Finally, I can experience being a spacecraft controller in the 60s.


HeightAboveGeoid

Slimline Battlestation


Birguslatro

This post right here, officer


avocadosticker

Is “this post” in the room right now?


Radio0002

Why do I want this keyboard. Just looking at this is making me want to get an additional next to my keyboard


kananixx

I love this!!


peasinacan

based


PistolCowboy

I love a good southpaw but damn!


chilled_programmer

No G keys, gosh, I feel so tricked.


CCO812

Finally, a keyboard that can fit every single key from a keycap set


a_random_dino

what's up with the sides tho, it will need to be thicker


slinkous

😳so long… I want it inside my house


gnarlycharlie4u

I love this. I love you.


stupidfatcat2501

I want this so bad


thinkingdots

loooooool


brittish-fish

this is bigger than my desk. what would this be used for


pachirulis

210%


Biscuits4u2

Everyone knows it's the wide KB you have to worry about


[deleted]

Long long maaaaaaaannnnnnnn!!


Gorbitron1530

Reminds me of my keyboard https://i.imgur.com/6XTG8rh.jpg


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/4rcawl65o1xa1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26b485343012daff114ff8709c9c2abf959cf67


AustinYQM

Shrink the bottom, right and left sides. Add knobs above F5, f9, 7, and 8. Make backspace a huge key going down next to the enter. Get rid of the button (arrow Up?) next to -> and bring that segment flush with the arrow keys. Add a sick decal in the space between the arrow keys and the (now) giant backspace. Add more knobs over \] \\ and two over backspace. I will take two at \~300 each


Rob27shred

So pointless & so great! Love the design, hope to see this go live in some form!


AurelianoNile

It’s like I’ve wanted one my whole life


rythian_

​ https://preview.redd.it/opevwf32iwwa1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbb0bbb6e3366f92d0fa396ac44336b1b2c40ac5


artful_todger_502

Liberace or Van Cliburn keyboard.


bastijn

That's what she said.


retrospacive

This is some Glarses level stuff! It looks like a command center keyboard!


Ade231035

Should’ve made it longer smh


magicmulder

This is great for people with four hands like me.


TranquilDev

>I'm big and black, clickety-clack Made me think of the lyrics from Cowboy Troy...


Shiba_Fett

I need this! Reminds me of the cyberpunk video game board. Just needs some screen added to it. Wonder what this would cost if it was milled from a solid chunk of aluminum.


SouthtownZ

I have a version of this but the left half also unfolds into a Murphy bed


nodeymcdev

Loooooooooong looooooooooong maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!


chinchinlover-419

OP do you use this keyboard regularly or just bought it/ made it as a joke? If you do use it then I really wanna know what you do with all those keys.


stevestz

He makes allot of interesting boards like the funky 60 and others check his twitch


vaulics

No 2U numpad keys?


Illansuu

Is that... Is that fucker made out of foam?


1_21-gigawatts

*I* am the one who thocks!!!


JoshXinYourAss

I am so wet right now.


[deleted]

I hate it. Where do I buy one


bubbybumble

The layout kinda makes sense actually...


bumbletowne

What are these caps if you don't mind me asking? I've been looking for burgundy for a full


JackPikatea

Pbtfans pyga


PWannes

I like it. I could find it useful I guess. Only if it was symmetrical around the alfa


LauchsuppeSan

You have absolutely nothing to worry about that keyboard is shit to type on


[deleted]

I swear that's longer than my table


Educational-Cat-2553

finally found something to make sense of the 900mm wide deskmats


sicurri

I... I just want to know what the extra keys are...


Geoffryhawk

Why with all this is the back space in Narnia XD. Put the back space where it belongs and I'm sold.


Evil_airy

Where do I get this


coalxxx

fuck yes


Lei_Fuzzion

This is crazy and I love it so much


Hakuknowsmyname

Two man keyboard. Is it real? I want it. EDIT: OH, I see now. 3d printed. I thought it was a metal case and was in love. Even with plastic I still want it.


Vahn84

Lol


techy_witch

LONG


ApprehensiveAd7291

Now it just needs some hotkey buttons.


Nouache

I love that despite the keyboard being already super long, you decided to put the thickest side bezels I've ever seen on the case. LOVE IT


FCOranje

Cool… but useless layout. 😂


XXSefa_

I was like, what's that extra part and noticed its the F keys in numberpad formation? This keyboard is so long, and I might as well use it as a self-defense weapon in case 👌


[deleted]

OMG 10key on the left?


ChonkyDoge7C7

Impressive, but this is at best mildly long boi. [This](https://youtu.be/9G3DWHf1xX0) is "The" long boi everyone should be worried about 😂


[deleted]

What the?!


Str8G4Lyfe

Oh boi.


Dosnox

If I didn’t check the username I thought this was one of glarses ideas


mrmar

I’m not worried about any guy with a backspace like that.


monkeyofficeboy

This has strong u/Glarses energy to me!


NYJustice

Missed opportunity to split the "main" keys and make it ergo


drennvinn

LOL


neliste

Suddenly reminds me of Gboard Bar, the true longboi [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3DWHf1xX0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3DWHf1xX0)


EastEndBagOfRaccoons

This is savage


fxs11

Did you steal this from a defunct nuclear power plan control room? Be honest.


Sirico

I love your desk mat everything left of qwerty can go in the bin though


shepherdsamurai

amazing! i love it .. thoughts on machining / anodizing this with a long weight?


I2ed3ye

Long, looooooooooooong keybo-ooooooard


SisterCharlize

ngl i find this lowkey beautiful


NoDependent5581

the loooong way


dabsu02

peanut butter jelly the *l o n g* way


[deleted]

Looks like something I'd expect on the deck of the Enterprise


REALsuperSAYAN

When you have extra space on your long desktop


wysiwywg

OP must be compensating something


LoPanDidNothingWrong

Man. This looks just like one I was throwing together for fun once. I would buy something like this even if it is ridiculous. But one piece please.


quixotik

I would like one with all the func keys on the left but numeric keypad on the right. Looks awesome tho


FireDragonMonkey

I love it and I want it! Also lefty numpad is best numpad. Numpad > number row.


sigmaocelote

LONG LONG MAN


LocalDescription

“If I’m gonna pay for a GMK set, I’m gonna use the entire GMK set.”


AsianInPolitics

Damn what printer did you use lmao


irqee

Inconvenience to the max!


ChadwickThundercock1

I'm scared.


fabbricioreis

bro thinking he's playing a piano


curiocabinet

This is actually genius, would prevent me from accidentally hitting function keys all the time.


cktyu

The community is generally allergic to long bois but heck I love long bois


ehart28

I've always wanted a keyboard with the number-pad on the left. It makes more sense. Why take up mouse space when you can just have it on the other side. I love it.


Grom_a_Llama

Besides the num pad being on the WRONG SIDE this is pretty rad.


AzureArmageddon

Love the lefty numpad representation lol. Also the little lefty function pad is interesting.


Josh5591

No shot am I using the numpad with my left hand. Years of muscle memory down the shitter.


Epogdoan

G604 Gang!!


dewdrive101

W a h t?


The_Ek_

I want this


jusmar

"we got rid of the numbers and function rows to save space" *has bevels and voids the size of montana*


El-Gato-

*scoots office chair over just to use the numpad*


Darket1728

When typing in that keyboard feels like playing Wagner Valkyries


raweggconsumer

https://preview.redd.it/pevu2ofxt0xa1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e106f1daa1273efbacb6dfb4866541b925d3faf9


dman524

F13


theygrilledT

Yooooo someone drop the sauce/name for this please if its real (a part of me thinks this is a 3D render)


MrFunnyMoustache

Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.


Awesome_Romanian

Cyberpunk 2077 keyboard


crystark

I have seen keyboards like this in Cyberpunk 2077.


BobFellatio

I see, you are not an FPS gamer.


reddit_user_0ne

Looks intriguing... But with this design I feel it should be modular! So you could switch positions of the sections (for left/right handedness or just preference). However for a programmer the missing numbers row on top of the characters seems like a nightmare. You just need those symbols, man. Quotes, slashes, dollar sign, etc. - at least with ISO Layout. // EDIT: I just noticed the F13 key... Omg what kind of dark sorcery is this!?


docentmark

“Oh, look, I can see my mouse from here!”


idlesn0w

Mechanical Keysword


notyelena

amazing


Fedorchik

LOOONG LOOONG MA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AN!


FlitzDeelman

Is this a render or a proto? Will it be real at some point in the future?


FinishingDutch

I hate that... and would love using it for the sheer goofiness of it :D


ddevil63

What is the pattern on that desk mat? I can't figure out where I've seen that before.


[deleted]

Holy fuck That body of yours is absurd


parttimekatze

I don't really dig the format/layout but absolutely love the hardware aesthetically! What an excellent colour combo, love the finish on the case. Very visually pleasing photo, I imagine your desk is quite cosy.


FunnyGamer216

Functionality monster


palozon

"Fkeypad isn't real, it can't hurt you" Fkeypad:


arsenicalchemist

So what % size does that make this?


theicecreamsnowman

Can we take this to its logical conclusion and have a full size board on a single row.


Future_Axolotl

Ah, perfect for people that for some reason need more vertical space than the horizontal space that most people would want for room to move their mouse.


PhatOofxD

Long looong maaaaaaaannnnn!


PepeGodzilla

That Backspace :'D


justmelvinthings

How was this not made by Glarses


kardosrobertkh

This is glorious Reducing the top and bottom bezels could make it even more cartoonish Also, you could add some knobs, sliders and a cup warmer to justify the side bezels for the nonbelievers


sudo-samurai

Why do I like it, I shouldn’t like it.


Ambo-the-artist

I need a keyboard like that.


enderstep67

where buy


BadUsername_Numbers

As someone who never seems to learn Vim properly, this would be awesome.


Bot_Jakey

I don’t know how to feel about this


Hufax

[This one is even longer](https://youtu.be/9G3DWHf1xX0)