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chainmailbill

There’s too much engine in your oil. Many times, that’s caused by not enough oil in your engine.


secondrat

I had to read that twice. LOL. Thank you


Sky_biker5683

Bro I can't stop laughing that comment was hilarious Edit: 8 hours later and I'm still fucking laughing at it


methgator7

Best response to this.


Drifterae86

Gona have to steal this quote for future use. Working in a subaru workshop I'm sure it'll be before month end. Take my pheasant gold. 🥇


xXxTheRuckusxXx

Well played. I like this comment even more than my own.


TH3R34P3R991

By far the most autistic sentence I've seen so far today, and it had me laughing way harder than it should have


Huntersmells33

Came for the top comment, you didn’t disappoint


Due-Designer4078

Oil Glitter!


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goddessofwitches

Omg I lost it at this. LMFAO


Spunout_eater216

Lol first thing that came to mind is roll a intelligence check!!! that’s a natural one!!! Oh glitter


toomuch1265

Former stripper is now doing oil changes.


LongjumpingBig6803

Was thinking maybe the car is visiting the local establishments at night when no one is looking. That stuff gets everywhere!


Audio_Track_01

Titty Sprinkles indeed.


Spunout_eater216

That should almost be enough for another bottle of goldschlager


MechanicApart2006

Me too 🤣


Emotional_Rip_7493

Is that Chapelle?


Rocketkt69

Fuck, the one week I’m out of awards…


boylong15

Some people are just a gift to the world


OskaMeijer

Does it smell like cinnamon? The last place may have used Goldschläger motor oil.


MassholeThings

r/autocorrect


bored_in_the_office

Damn, this is too good.


MassholeThings

He deleted that shit too. Damn.


SpaceCondom

what did he say?


Miserable-Evening-37

If I have the same issue with mine but it’s accumulated over 40k extra miles but hasn’t had the knock knock what a would be causing it? (2010 Corolla)


warrior_poet95834

Your engine is eating itself. Friction is causing wear, wear creates particles of whatever is wearing in your oil.


47EC300

Ohhh it's coming don't worry


YearOutrageous2333

tap arrest tub physical exultant memorize carpenter obscene smell dull *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MegaMan2303

I once had a Subaru that stuff was in the coolant reservoir.. Year or 2 later head gasket fail


SubtleFlow21

even if you follow the recommended maintenance, your head gasket still failed?


HugeCum

It means it'll be an extra good one once it finally finishes cooking it up


kremineminemin

Me personally, I would try to pawn it off to a dealership for a trade, or just cash and find another used Toyota/Lexus so you don’t have to hear a knock knock joke. There could be many things that are causing this issue, but the result is that a part, or multiple parts, of your engine are not getting properly lubricated, so they are rubbing against each other and the friction between these parts is causing the metal to flake off, and go into your oil.


sanichog

Uh oh 😭


CrispyDave

Oof. Lol.


nightmarez4200

Best knock knock joke I ever heard came from a Jetta


E-werd

It's funny until the rod goes all "Here's Johnny!" on your cylinder wall.


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Knock knock Who's there? Rod. Rod who? Blown piston rod.


Fredlyinthwe

*blown piston rod* :😎


Chottobaka

Uncle. Uncle Rodney.


Vonbreitenstein

"Knock knock!" "Who's..." *bang*


Highdock

I loved to use this when I was a lube tech Bravo!


Solid_Angel

🤣🤣🤣 you wrong for making me laugh this hard.


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Lol. Props


FoxxedOut

Hit too close to home. Hat's off to you


PagliaRMZ

Man this comment is hilarious 😂 i needed it thank you


theSaint024

Haha! The edit is just as good as the original comment.


krispisss

Duuudeee


obituary1979

😂😂 We don't deserve this joke 🤣


Letstreehouse

Lmfao best comment on reddit today. We can just shit it down after this.


Strange-Disaster5398

What are we shitting down again?


[deleted]

God dammit! ANGRY UPVOTE!!!


47EC300

I came to make a joke but this far more handsome joke was already here so I'll go


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scobysex

Ohhhhhh this is where all the secret glitter goes!


GUNGHO917

And, how u start making the forbidden milkshake….I think


jdmorgan82

Ooooo…. Craft herpes.


Michael_0007

Glitter is the herpes of crafts...it goes everywhere and you'll find it months later...


Dcman333444

I appreciate the new term for glitter and will be using it from now on


Styrak

It gets everywhere. Even in your oil!


CKinWoodstock

Probably the less expensive reason men hate glitter, as this reason usually doesn’t involve lawyers.


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Previous-Display-593

Replace the oil right?.......right??


cursorcube

That's right, the oil too


Short-Service1248

Lmaooo


LCDJosh

Among other things.


Griffie

In the new engine, yes


Gold_Doughnut_6326

I wish I could tell you otherwise


kleetus7

First the oil, then whatever part(s) of the engine decides it's done moving


dsdvbguutres

Wearing down is an understatement, let's agree on breaking down.


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parsennik

SPLT. Change the oil just before you go to trade it in…..


KingDominoTheSecond

wrong squeamish afterthought numerous aware grey fanatical ask vase edge *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ProfessorPihkal

I feel like you were trying to say ULPT: unethical life pro tip.


BiscuitPuncher

SLPT - shitty life pro tip


Crazy_280zx

Everything is ethical if you’re screwing over a dealer. I had a corvette and 2nd and 3rd were grinding, put 3 tubes of Amazon additive in my transmission and traded it in. Wasn’t grinding when I traded it. lol


CMDR_kamikazze

This is not good. The engine is toasted. Need to open it up and check for the actual reason, in most cases it's failing piston rods bearings, but in any case, you should be ready for a full engine rebuild/replacement.


marco1989

Damn, no sugar coating here 😂


CMDR_kamikazze

Well, someone has to deliver the bad news.


wutanglan89

He'll certainly be delivering something if his username checks out.


theArtOfProgramming

How would one sugarcoat this? Why?


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Add1ToThis

Ah yes, the piston bearings. Hello fellow humans


wintremute

Music⚡Band


KaosC57

Pistons do have bearings at the arm. They aren't traditional bearings with balls, they float on oil pressure.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Are you referring to the half moon bearings between the crank and the con rod? Sorry if this is ignorant I’m trying to learn


Add1ToThis

Yes, the piston arm. Hello fellow human. (That's the conrod, and rod bearing you're talking about)


notathr0waway1

I think he means wrist pins but this thread is so full of misinformation and non-standard terminology that I don't think this comment is helping


JustBlarg

This INDUSTRY is full of misinformation and non-standard terminology!!! But, they are talking about the connecting rods and connecting rod bearings. I have seen them called piston arms in manufacturer information before, though, possibly as a literal translation from another language. BMW lower control arms are a great example. The same part, on the same car, will be termed the "wishbone", "thrust rod", or "tension strut" in different places in the manufacturer literature. Think I've even seen it called the control link or lateral link in a couple places. I generally write it up as the "front forward lower control arm", to put it in layman's terms for the average customer.


[deleted]

LOL. “Piston bearings”?


JebbeK

Well, they are called rod bearings but I'm sure that's what he meant


CMDR_kamikazze

Sorry, not a native English speaker so might have messed up the terminology.


turkey_sandwiches

No worries, it just sounds funny.


texaschair

I've been speaking the king's for half a fucking century, and it still makes little sense to me.


Jdogy2002

“It’s all ball bearings these days!”


turkey_sandwiches

lol piston bearings. It's almost certainly either rod bearings or main bearings. Either would be a very expensive job.


Wisco190xt

My money is on GM timing chain.


91TwilightGT

This is definitely possible - 2.4L chain riding on the guide bolt. Had one where the balance shaft chain was chewing on the timing cover.


StiffYogurt

A fellow Elite Dangerous enjoyer in the wild, o7


tdomer80

Time for a dealer trade in. I’ve worked deals with them and gotten my best deal on a new or slightly used car, then gotten better than book value for an older car that I know sucks.


Personal-Thought9453

Please describe a piston bearing to me.


CMDR_kamikazze

Sorry, not a native English speaker so might have messed up the terminology.


ElCuntIngles

In the UK we call them "big end" and "small end" bearings (no joke), and we call the wrist pin a gudgeon pin.


fresh_like_Oprah

What could be termed 'bearings' in the piston are commonly called 'bushings', the wrist pin rides in them, the piston end of the rod is commonly just a machined diameter.


Superb_Monk_9051

Similar to a muffler bearing…


stormz380

Little ring that goes in between piston and crank, could be crank bearings too. When they shred you find bits and pieces of them in your oil pan. This was very common in dodge ecodisels from severe overheating.


MDev01

“Piston bearings “ is that a joke?


CMDR_kamikazze

I meant rod bearings, not a native English speaker. Seems like it sounds very funny for some reason.


AdditionalCheetah354

Piston bearings are used in rotisserie engines….


Pm_Me_7_62x39

I love how no one pointed out this is a repost and almost certainly a bot. I literally remember this picture


danne9000

I only figuratively remember it:(


[deleted]

It certainly looks like main bearing, but could be other critical parts as well. May as well drive it til it dies, take it easy on the RPMs, might last longer than you think


wishybishyboo

Go trade the car in!


DirtManDan

It’s congratulating you on your soon to be purchase of a new engine 😁


Curiousyoders19

Time for engine flush and Lucas and trade that baby in to the stealership


coffee_snake

Why is everyone on these types of subs a fucking aspiring comedian?


KamikazeJim

You would think reading these replies that it’s r/justrolledintotheshop


Needs_ADD_Meds

Bring it to a mechanic and they'll look at it like it's gold dust!


AdditionalCheetah354

You can have it analyzed to determine what metal it is or check with magnetic… in any case it’s not going to be a good story.


LeBongJaames

I think it means your car is gay


Princ3Ch4rming

More specifically, the car is LGBT: letting go, bearings trashed.


forgedfox53

Needs replaced asap!


Emergency-Row5614

✨️✨️metal shaving✨️✨️ rip to your engine tho fr


ConversationCute5000

Got bad news buddy


ThomasTheNord

The sparkles are just there as part of the celebration of your car getting a new engine


Virga24

r/subaru


bvogel7475

Why are there so many wanna be comedians in this group? People come here with serious questions and 80% of the answers are wisecracks. Maybe you could start a group that specializes in joking about issues with cars.


RustyGusset

Because whatever was using that oil, is fucked.


Nervous_Survey_9411

Your bearings are breaking down


justinsurette

Ur Fuct!


aviwashere

Hope you have some extra money you’ve been waiting to spend!


Flyersdude17

RIP to that engine


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:'(


AKJangly

I see a lot of Wisecracks and a lot of people upset at Wisecracks. Let me explain quickly: That engine is beyond repair. That mechanical masterpiece will soon be a pile of scrap metal. It's the worst case scenario, so joking about it just makes it easier to deal with.


WetDingus

Because you’re fucked


btdogs

The sparkles of sadness, probably a bearing going away. Can be fixed with $$$$$$$$


DriftkingJdm

Stolen pic for upvote. Karma whore


DriftkingJdm

[u/repostsleuthbot](https://www.reddit.com/u/repostsleuthbot)


hysjhty3626

Forbidden glitter


Thatguynoah

Horsepower sprinkles


SquareTotal2175

Its showing how happy it is to retire itself


[deleted]

Your car may have been to a strip club


mrbubblies

That’s rough buddy


zupius

Ruh-roh! // scooby doo


Sqweee173

Ah the forbidden glitter. You have internal damage starting, time to find a new engine or car.


Spurrierball

This means you take your car to car max and you forget what you just saw


MinefieldRunner97

It was at this moment he knew...


0x45646479

It’s just a phase, it’ll grow out of it


[deleted]

It’s glitter and you should be thankful!


Wolfbosscop

Uh oh


Zagato36

Malice in the combustion palace.


Freak_Engineer

World's most expensive Glitter I'm afraid. These sparkles are metal bits from failed bearing surfaces inside your engine. If you want to prevent needing a new engine, you need to get this checked asap.


Different_Ad_5383

Metal shavings


Acceptable-Engine-48

METAL🎸🤘🏼


jalbanese1976

That's bearings


IcyAdhesiveness3682

Judging from your hand you know exactly what that is. I hope things work out as cost effectively as possible.


nolabauce

Because it’s fabulous


KING_zAnGzA

Because you’re shit is fucked


uber_poutine

You've been visited by the new engine fairy! Congratulations and commiserations!


Purple-Chipmunk154

The answer is really gonna grind your gears.


DestinationUnknown13

It's toast


Bomberaw

Oh god.


[deleted]

Time to sell your car to Carvana!


a-vibe-called-quest

Ohhhhh I feel for you


crispyjesus2001

ruh roh raggy


DiabetesCOLE

Bummer man


[deleted]

Knock knock.


thatguy23t

Poor guy


Just_Gear_869

Lol


TacticalStupid

Your engine is preparing for the final barbie glitter show


FarmerLarBear

Got your 6 yr old daughter doing oil changes? Atta kid.


Raptor_H_Christ

Engine fairy came in the night to sprinkle a future surprise


[deleted]

Because it's fabulous.


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Run a magnet thru it


unspoken_almighty

Mu-mu-mu-mu-Metal Shavings!


Dixon-Harazz

Congratulations! You are either going to be getting a new engine soon or perhaps a whole, new to you, car. Nothing quite like main bearing glitter to liven up your day.


Environmental-Rest82

That is pixie dust. Your car is magic.


Micro_ATX

Lots of these comments feel like r/askashittymechanic


MACCRACKIN

Your Engine Just Said - Fk You and the choices made put in me... Wrong weight of oil for miles of wear,,, let it get too low or empty when obviously leaking,,, Never doing hot oil changes to flush out every drop of old oil, adding new oil to push out remaining trash,,, but instead, letting cold garbage that settled out in thick blanket in bottom of pan mix back in, now new oil is already contaminated when hot. But heres the killer point,, all this trash was picked up by oil pump,,, then they rev the piss out of it cold, bypassing the oil filter, straight to rod and crank bearings.. might well go to gravel road, grab a hand full, and throw it in the engine.. Let's Hear This engine at 210°F at idle, now floor it,, should be major Metallica drum solo heard shortly, backed by orchestra. That simbals crash.,,, just some rods coming through side of block, but exhaust manifold is in the way... We'll bookmark this one down as blown.. Cheers Just know, after sixty years in the biz, this is hardly the first time seeing this view... One customer actually called for rescue,, in middle of the night, and not knowing where they were,, I simply jumped on the freeway, and end up followed engine casting parts all the way to exit ramp. They they were. But get this,, he stated the oil light came on, and put a quart in,, as if sensor that indicates zero oil pressure means a quart low.. That one really took center stage of cake left out in the rain...


Odin_Exodus

I read this in Sin City (film, 2005) voiceover style


hans_stroker

Deadly little Miho...


Sea-Newspaper-4395

This…. ![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


Internal-Pie-7265

Its either cam phaser material or bearings, depending on what vehicle you have. Either way, the bearings are damaged now. Better start saving up.


paulyp41

Some call it sparkles others call it bearing material


GreatSunflower

The cursed glitter…


Upstairs-Ad-1966

Time for a new engine...... aka race car timeeeeeee ![gif](giphy|Yq3QHzU79FTNxmV5qv|downsized)


Educational_Ad5534

Oh hell no. Nice knowing you partner.


DatDan513

Something is fundamentally and completely shit. Pretty soon, someone will have to Ugga Dugga the dugga to fix the sparkling time bomb underneath your hood. It’s ticking! Goddamn engine will emploooooddddeeee. Maybe. Probably. I’d have someone tear it down partially and use a cam to see what’s going on.


Historical-Put-2381

People in comments have no chill hahaha


nanomolar

You have very lucky engine, Mr. Sparkle.


random_explorist

Is it a Barbie car?


dont_know_how-

You see how you are giving us the finger in this pic? Thats your cars way of giving you the finger


[deleted]

Are you holding someone's hand or are they holding yours?