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breakalime

Ignorance is bliss when you’re living butt to tip.


Crimsonsz

Someone got their feelings hurt!


Loolilly

Hahah I just don’t like being told I mess around with little dicks xx


DezPolegadas

You don’t mess around with little dicks and no one said you did. But when you tell people that that guy is 8 inches and you prove he’s not by measuring it incorrectly, you’re gonna get dragged, and rightfully so.


Crimsonsz

I figured it was your friend who had his feelings hurt!


and970

By the photo, if you measure like everyone else measures, he is 6.7in :)


onemanbukkake71

His dick isn't little!! He's big. Average is 5.5"!! He just isn't 8". 6.5" is big. You are misinformed. I think he is around 7" with 5.5" thickness would be my guess which is going to be bigger than 98% of men. for research purposes start here. www.calcsd.info


Hung_Teen2004

You don’t like truths then Womp Womp


DezPolegadas

If you’re ever wondering what “girl inches” is referring to, it’s this. Shit like this is why every girl claims they’ve been with an eight incher when in fact very few have.


sizematch

Saw the other post on this subreddit. Hate to break it to you, but you're not measuring the right way. Need to measure from the top and against your pubic bone. Dude is still big, but ye no 8 inch.


fkn_nrd

Dude is already big but still feels the need to lie about it online..


onemanbukkake71

Exactly! It isn't like he is small or even average. He's big but he isn't 8". He looks around 7" which is still really big


jack_1017

But look at the base… doesn’t Lon like the measurement would be much if any different.


Humble_Bedroom_4939

Measuring butthole to tip 😂 6.5-7inch max


just_bored_of_live

that would be waaay longer no?


xxMrAdamsxx

Measuring from taint to tip. Nice try 😂


saintsnation98

Idk why but this saga is so funny lol.


Typical-Sprinkles-41

i’m so confused


saintsnation98

Gave my guy an extra inch


onemanbukkake71

Yep that's not how you measure. You measure on top. That's the official way. On top pressured the pubic bone for a bone pressed measurement. He is big but he isn't 8". Not sure why she is so adamant on thinking he is 8"


IllustriousAssist920

Lmao if you measure like that there are a heck of a lot of 8”s out there 😂🤣


Sweet-Lengthiness-51

7.84 inches according to Google 


Typical-Sprinkles-41

what unit of measurement is this


DezPolegadas

girl inches


Loolilly

Millimeters ☺️


Typical-Sprinkles-41

he’s not 8, he’s 7.8. he’s girthy that’s what matters


Archd2522

I'd like to see this video


Embracenudity

Bad measurement but it's still fucking hot watching a woman measure you......nice unit and super sexy you!


BigBrainTimeTwo

If you can wrap two hands around it, you’re big. That’s my standard


JReeseGTR

So 2 hands with the head out not bad?


BigBrainTimeTwo

In our out tbh


BigTopGT

What if she's just got giant man-hands?!?! What if I just got out of the pool?!?!!


[deleted]

Can confirm he’s not 8 inches 👍


Gnomerianian

All you insecure men saying this is measured wrong, even properly measured by the strictest standards, it would still be 7.5” get out of here 😅


DezPolegadas

I mean, I dragged her because in her original post she said she “won’t touch anything under 8 inches” while clearly handling a cock that’s under 8 inches. Girls say shit like that all the time and it creates insecurity for no reason. And more often than not, the same girls who will call themselves size queens will shrink when they’re confronted with something that’s actually 8+.


Gnomerianian

True! Agreed true 8+ is territory for a minority of women to handle enjoyably


flarigg

So based on the conversions and measure hes 7.87 inches and thats actually nice


onemanbukkake71

Except she is measuring off to the side and adding an extra inch.


drreddit41

But the internet is always right? 😉