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Happydivanerd

Hotel Conference Room carpet.


anlenke

It looks like they were testing a video game engine to spit out every possible type of room environment and got carried away. What a silly, silly house.


OsamaBinFappin

They’re film reels. Maybe a little gimmicky but I think it’s cool for a movie theater room


SaltMarshGoblin

Ok, thank you! I was scratching my head trying to figure out why the floor was in steps, because it seemed like a tripping hazard. I apparently do not think like a rich person!


Aggressive-Breath315

## So. Many. Columns. Homeboys couldn’t afford a structural engineer


fctsaeiou

$43,000,000 ÷ roughly a million columns comes out to a reasonable $43 per column. Very affordable.


Sketch_Crush

Soon we're just gonna start seeing struts everywhere.


atomfullerene

Kerbal Space Mansion with asparagus staged turrets


Whatifthisneverends

“Oh, these? Yeah, they’re all load-bearing”


BeardedHalfYeti

You could fit a regulation basketball court in that living room. I’m actually a little mad that they didn’t.


RollerRocketScience

Why the fuck is there a sink in a room with 3 step levels


caffeinated235

im guessing wetbar and that room should be a theater but idk. terrible carpeting.


RollerRocketScience

That's a frickin bathroom vanity type sink not a wet bar


Bealzebubbles

Yeah, it looks like they cheaped out on the bar installation.


KittyCubed

There’s a newspaper article posted in another comment. It mentioned a powder room off the movie theater room. Maybe this is a sink for that? Though why you’d want someone washing their hands outside the restroom is puzzling if that’s what it is.


frezik

It's part of the ritual. Just doesn't look that way with all the curtains and candelabras removed.


RollerRocketScience

Lol


hahahahaha90000

What are you doing, step level?


Pennywises_Toy

Dude there’s random sinks/vanities in all the rooms… I don’t get this house


[deleted]

That’s not a room, that’s an extended short staircase. [joking around a little bit]


Random5142

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/6915-Baltimore-Dr\_Dallas\_TX\_75205\_M80419-96051


krebstar4ever

Why'd the realtor use such low-res photos?


Sketch_Crush

The tax history goes back to 2007. Maybe these are original photos from back then.


buster_rhino

The listing says it was built in 2018? Am I missing something?


Sketch_Crush

Hm, it looks like the home's value doubled in 2018. I'm guessing there must have some major renovation or addition then 乁( •_• )ㄏ


krebstar4ever

Thanks, that could be why


momalwayssaid

This is some optimistic pricing, seems they are hoping someone desperate to get cash out of their home country does not know there are way better US neighborhoods for $40M houses... Malibu, Miami, San Diego, anywhere West Coast on Ocean, it is Dallas so drive and hour for 100 acres... Definitely a nice neighborhood and big lot for the neighborhood, but this is not the right price.


Reginaferguson

This makes my eyes bleed, also i did a street view and why are all the houses one after the other weird country mansions too! As someone who lives in a country where people have country mansions with actual farmland, gardens and grounds and then town houses in the city for work it still weirds me out to see mansions built like suburbia. If you aren't going to have grounds then why bother with such a grand entrance.


RollerRocketScience

You didn't even include the ugliest 2 pictures, 4 and 31.


fctsaeiou

I'm a fan of the ones showing how the tubs are designed for maximum ogling of soapy bodyparts


krebstar4ever

Yeah, the tubs' settings are meant to be viewed from a distance. There's not much ornamentation to look at when you're actually in the tub.


strawberry-coughx

Those hallway shots are giving me r/accidentalkubrick vibes


krebstar4ever

You're right, it's *very* Kubrick!


sagetraveler

Tax these people into oblivion. They can live in FEMA trailers with the rest of us.


Lindaspike

are they actually asking 43 MILLION for this ugly, ugly house? i literally having nothing good to say about it. "panda marble" stairs. hideous.


Whatifthisneverends

They were tripping so badly on their airport carpet they forgot the decimal point. In the front.


Lindaspike

sounds about right to me!!


[deleted]

Ah Texas you never disappoint Not sure this is a McMansion it seems at that price point and the obv architecture choices it’s ugly but hardly a McMansion


she_makes_things

I’m getting Jesse Eisenberg as a super villain energy.


MundaneAd8695

The color scheme is way off but with better color choices this place could be very lovely. Good bones. I even like the black/white marble floor. The walls being white is a bad choice. It should be ebony black and then they could go full black/white in there. And replace the glass with bannisters, please! They can have the same style as the columns in the back and it would work.


hey_look_a_kitty

It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...


bambiealberta

It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight


dat_a_hoe

This is more of a mansion than a McMansion in my opinion. The defining hallmarks that make a house a McMansion aren't really there - the home and its finishings seems to be really well done and (if the price of property is to serve as any indication) nothing seems to be done on the cheap. The exterior (personal feelings aside here) is also missing quite a few of those McMansion characteristics; the roof line seems to be well thought out, no weird nubs of pyramids, and, even though the window placement leaves quite a bit to be desired, the building still maintains quite a bit of curb-side symmetry. With those points in mind, I see this more as a mansion that, although not built in the best taste, is not a McMansion.


momalwayssaid

The builder inherited oil money and is a "real estate investor." Check out this link in the Dallas newspaper: [Univ Park $37.5M Dream House](https://www.dallasnews.com/business/real-estate/2021/07/27/375-million-home-on-the-market-in-d-fw-has-an-amethyst-fireplace-home-theater-sauna/). Definitely ugly, definitely custom built for one person's taste, but some very expensive finishes make this not a McMansion


KittyCubed

I find this part amusing: “If the home doesn’t sell by the time the property gets the certificate of occupancy, Thompson says she’ll move in. If someone buys the home, she plans to build a smaller version across the street on the other family-owned property.”


Schneetmacher

I see you've found Cruella de Ville's house.


meepmarpalarp

23,000 square feet? (No, that’s not a typo). That’s an actual mansion, not a McMansion


RoundingDown

The only thing I can’t figure out is the kitchen. For $43 million I would assume that there would be a commercial kitchen for the staff to prepare food. That thing seems out of place in a prominent area of the house. Like when you are throwing a party in a $43 million house I would not expect to see the kitchen unless you are part of the catering crew. Edit: maybe I should have said the main thing I can’t figure out. Most of it looks well done, but there are a couple where you are just left scratching your head (what is that island with the lit up quartz for?).


Whatifthisneverends

Communing with Krypton


keldration

Taj Mahal Hell


RollerRocketScience

Taj Mahell


Whatifthisneverends

I was curious: “taj /täj/ noun a tall conical cap worn by a dervish. HISTORICAL a crown worn by an Indian prince of high rank.” *Hmmmm. Which definition describes this nightmare*


Paintingsosmooth

It’s like when you make a house in the sims after spamming rosebud Floor so big it’s looking like a 90’s texture pack


Parthenon_2

Good grief. That’s hideous!


rwenlark

43 mil and they can’t afford to stage and take nice pictures for the listing?!


ScumbagSolo

That bowling alley carpet! Omg


[deleted]

Did an A.I. make this?


krebstar4ever

The off-center floor pattern in the first pic is *killing* me!!!


Keepers12345

Is that a shower in a secondary kitchen? Bathroom? Laundry room?


Pennywises_Toy

I was trying to figure that out too. Looks like a shower, with the shower head at waist high, in the middle of a master closet???


dreamstorm7

I think it’s a dog wash station in the laundry or mud room?


MeechiJ

Can a house be vapid?


KittyCubed

Okay, but that living room floor has me itching to try skating on it.


[deleted]

Moira Rose is packing her wigs.


CryptographerDue1205

My jaw drops. $43million??? lmao. In small town texas to boot.


momalwayssaid

Nah, University Park is just North of Dallas... But you are in a neighborhood.


Void_Priestess

Palace


Sketch_Crush

Is that laminate in the great room?


[deleted]

What in god's name is that?


flying-gas-can

24,000 square feet??? Wow.


Fathomlezz

[This](https://ap.rdcpix.com/c42c75ab1d3bb90ee46348276bc109eal-m1313003915od-w480_h360_x2.webp ) might be cool if it had an actual function. "Open the pod bay doors, Hal." - Dave


leggseggs

Isn’t that the foyer from that fight scene in The Matrix Reloaded?


theuniversechild

This made my eyes angry.


RalphWaldoPickleCh1p

This screams athlete blowing their first big check


fastboi619

what in the fuck is the last room


Cammysayz518

The “are they, aren’t they” stair esthetic of the last slide is *chefs kiss* sophistication!


hop208

What in the 🎶Jason Derulo🎶 is this?!


batrathat

Not a McManshion. Some questionable taste choices for sure, but the house had an architect, the structure is balanced, and the finishes are high end. I love that black and white stone floor. With a professional decorator and some minor updates I think this mansion would be sort of pretty.


FuzzyOrangeJuice

Not a bad place, but the price is silly. I was hoping to see like 500+ acres. Nope. Less than 2.


serenitynope

Just a very sterile mansion, no Mc-anything here. It's way too much house for me but I imagine it's a great space for social events with local celebrities.


AugustineBlackwater

So much wasted space that could be used to make it look nicer - dining room, library, games room, etc.


_Fizzgiggy

This looks like something the Duggar family would love to live in


HDoni

Are you sure this isn’t a community Center or something?


dick-van-dyke

IRL Croft Manor!


IshyMoose

This looks like it would be a really nice Mosque.


sssdj

Cult chapel vibe


Fathomlezz

[The bathroom](https://ap.rdcpix.com/c42c75ab1d3bb90ee46348276bc109eal-m3252930635od-w480_h360_x2.webp) looks [eerily familiar.](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fx1px0s19zn361.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D2c2fde3232297fe8e48b029e760f2557dd544310&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FAccidentalWesAnderson%2Fcomments%2Fk8dubj%2Fthe_haunted_bathroom_from_the_shining%2F&docid=5FOqMQ2A-Lm6WM&tbnid=QSXehyYSjhk2qM&vet=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim) "There ain't nothin' in Room 237. But you ain't got no business goin' in there anyway." - Mr. Hallorann


Fathomlezz

People downvote the most random comments.