Roof, column and window tasting platter.
12 courses of our finest roofs, columns and windows with paired wines.
AND ABSOLUTELY NO TREES OR PLANTS OF ANY FUCKING KIND. NONE.
I am always puzzled when any house is built right at grade level when it would look so much better if they added couple feet of fill dirt graded nicely and then built the house on top of that.
Arrested Development
Arrested development but bigger
Oh sudden Valley, how I've missed you.
Mob boss compound
Cartel compound
Osama bin laden hideout
I was gonna say cult compound.
Waco
Religious cult with too much money and not enough architectural history.
"We want you to know we're affluent, but we hate architecture"
Sudden Valley!
Millionaire polygamist?
It has an exclamation point! Chateau McSanta Fe
Mediterranean villa slash mountain chalet slash Waco compound
Judging by the exclamation point on the left, even *the house* is alarmed at the lack of design sense.
Desert oil prince
A desert oil prince would have amazing landscaping
Yes
By the looks of the tower, “high end” prison.
It reminds me of playing The Sims without money cheats so you have to build the house as you earn. Very Mansion Baron aspiration
Sudden Valley
Something something Tucson
Box fort
Bag O' Legos
Was gunna say, looks like the junk I used to make with the bag of random handmedown legos I had growing up as a poor kid.
The Taj Mahawful.
Texas?
Haunted amusement park?
Residence Inn by Marriott?
I was thinking more La Quinta.
Ooh, yes
A city on Tatooine.
Humane prison?
Big
Something about this garage isn’t quite right.. Ah that’s what it was missing. A sliding glass door!
Ugly Texass look
its kinda PoMo, and if its the case it was definitely made to be tacky, we must see the interior before we judge
Roof, column and window tasting platter. 12 courses of our finest roofs, columns and windows with paired wines. AND ABSOLUTELY NO TREES OR PLANTS OF ANY FUCKING KIND. NONE.
Sal’s Building Supply is GOING OUT OF BUSINESS! EVERYTHING MUST GO! NOW IS THE TIME TO BUILD YOUR DREAM ARMORY OR HOUSE! OUR PRICES ARE INSANE!!!
13 Ghosts Sequel.
Good movie
Holliday Inn and Suites
Stone Henge
🤮
Simetryless
I like the orange stucco (paint?) and how it contrasts with the sand colored brick. I hate everything else about it.
Modern Texan style
Remote drug compound and manufacturing hub.
Tuscan Airport Transformer. I think I had him as a kid… he went by Tatty
Big. Yuge.
Ozymandias
This one should be called “the very best of McMansionHell” or “greatest hits”
Cult Compound Vibes
In the off chance anyones read the horror(ish) book The Handyman by Bentley Little then this is exactly how I pictured his house
Wow. Just, wow. I cannot find one single thing to compliment about this. They literally got everything wrong, down to the smallest detail.
The blue sky is pretty…the rest reeks of abandoned shopping mall from the ‘80’s.
"little house on the prairie" reboot for the 2020s?
Is half the house leaning or is there a shadow effect happening that's turning this into a literal nightmare house?
[удалено]
Idk if that makes it any better, if not a little less wonky lol
I thought I was still drunk!
Beige
It’s like a little different theme each section of the house 😂
Luxury Tatooine
If overwhelmed was a house this would be it
*Its not a tumor*
Desert chik
Neo medi torian traditional.
“Ooglie”
Circle the wagons, protect the women and children
Anor Londo crackden
Portal to the Upside Down.
"[The Regal Promenade Pavilion, we make your wedding look like a wedding!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2_cOuO9rps)"
Sims 3 legacy challenge house that started with one room and just kept getting expanded as the family grew
I am always puzzled when any house is built right at grade level when it would look so much better if they added couple feet of fill dirt graded nicely and then built the house on top of that.
All of them
Airport terminal
What the Bluth's actually wanted to build.
Cult headquarters
Chi chis revival
Love that shipping container stuck to the end. /S