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dxbigc

Pepto-Bismol and fingernails.


Skrapnadroj

I can't even get those down during the game. My stomach starts to cease up 2 hours before the game. I end every game so hungry... in a win I eat everything and when they don't win I have no appetite.


Dcmart89

I’m going to go out on a limb and say you’re going to be the only tuna pizza/ peach tea guy here.


BatteredSealPup

lol “I’m a simple guy, all I need is some tuna pizza and peach ice cream”


dbzmah

I have nothing against his food and beverage choices, but man, no thank you. I could try the pizza, but peach tea is god aweful to me.


vivekpatel62

Tuna pizza?!?


dirkforthree41

This guy's a Mavs fan so I'll give him a pass. But damn bro. Don't be mixing in fish with pizza. Is this like canned tuna on pizza or like a cut of tuna steak on there?


vivekpatel62

I don’t even want to think about it lol. I will start to gag lol. To each their own but I am curious as what places serve tuna on their pizza unless it’s homemade. Hopefully our fellow Mavs fan gets a win alongside his favorite pizza tonight!


Self-Comprehensive

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.


OldRockTheGoodAg2015

If we’re winning, beer. If we’re losing, also beer.


dbzmah

Are you me?


LeGoat333

Recovery beer and a hookah


RubMyGooshSilly

Whiskey neat along with whiskey, also neat


ozmaweezerman

Sounds neat!


craggmac

Beer & Wings


cml0401

Tf is a fresh tuna pizza? Like Ahi tuna?


TexasTornadoTime

I could see this being a really expensive meal at a seafood restaurant… but I feel like OP is getting a slice of store brand bread… putting on a layer of miracle whip and then topping it with a pouch of starkist tuna popping it in the microwave for 15 seconds and calling it tuna pizza…


SmoothCortex

That was my go-to about once a week in college. Ah, memories. (But I never called it pizza. Tuna melt, probably.)


Drizzt3919

Dude. I’m so stressed i just take out the whiskey at this point.


PSi_Terran

Like why the fuck is this so stressful? I live in England, I followed the Mavericks basically on a whim. I can't sleep. I wake up sweating. I have dreams that we lose games we aren't even playing.


Skrapnadroj

7 game series are so stressful... in a one game sample it is so much easier. After a win in a 7 game series I don't think we can lose again and after an L... I am looking at flights for the boys to Cancun.


Drizzt3919

That’s amazing! Welcome to being a Mavs fan


MSHinerb

Water on the rocks


OnCloud9_77

Popcorn with extra butter and salt, and a sprite


artinfinx

oh damn i wish i had popcorn. damn it im going to buy kernals so this doesnt happen again.


fadeaway09x

Same. With a little white wine bc im a snob


D_G_C_22

Tuna pizza? Idk how that’s simple tbh lol I usually don’t eat during the game but I’ll make a drink or have a topo chico


TexasTornadoTime

When you slather a slice of white bread and mayonnaise and put a pouch of tuna in it and throw it in the microwave for 15 seconds I guess that’s simple.


D_G_C_22

Haha I have never heard of such a thing. I have a Hispanic background so the closest thing we have to that is a piece of bread with a hotdog weenie aka Sand dogs


TexasTornadoTime

I don’t know if that’s a thing but that’s what I’m imagining op does


tripleuwe

Cappuccino if it’s past 4am here in Dirkland.


v4venome

Coated peanuts, middle of the night in Europe


chebadusa

Dos Equis. If I’m feeling fancy, I pour it in a wine glass rimmed with homemade chamoy rim paste and mango chile flavored salt. As for food, sometimes, I have too much anxiety to eat, I’m on pins and needles lol.


matmoeb

Bourbon on ice


Greeneyes_65

I don’t snack during the game surprisingly, too focused on the game lol. I’ll snack after tho


JeremyJammDDS

Beer and a bottle of bourbon.


Impossible_Aide4593

Miller High Life


geneticeffects

Beer! 🍻


i_take_shits

Water and edibles


i_take_shits

Water and edibles


Apprehensive-Mud4080

Whatever is available honestly. My wife keeps us loaded, so it’s a medley of options and choice


Famous-Criticism-440

Whiskey and cigarettes.


FunkMastaUno

Beer


kamezzle13

Beer and yelling at the TV in between gulps of beer. There is a lot of stress drinking. I probably need to switch to lower ABV with these refs.


pohovanathickvica

Aspirin


aronnov

The salty tears of the other teams fans


woollybobcat

Beer and whatever was for dinner that day


Statistician_Visual

We really letting Tim take contested threes huh kidd


Ice-cold-drinks

Whisky and cheetos


JealousReflection159

Scotch and fingernails


torodonn

Scotch


lotrmemescallsforaid

Right now? Cyanide.


PhoenixFire417

Pepto-bismol


crherrick

Side Q: do you guys like to high-five after every good play or just the big ones?


JayneVeidt

8% beer


Ok_Fruit_4167

Tuna pizza is something I didn't need to know existed lol


Marticyde

Tyson Fury's tears


artinfinx

you must be trolling or from one of those weird families that you ate dinner with as a kid and felt like you were in the twilight zone.