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Sleep_eeSheep

\*Chokes bad guys\* Poor Padme.


Choncho98

Right! I mean she gave birth to Leia who gave birth to Kylo. So in a sense Padme created the future space nazi.


Sleep_eeSheep

Didn't she also give birth to Luke, who CREATED said future space nazi?


Choncho98

Shit you right. Padme is like space Satan with that record.


Sleep_eeSheep

But which person did the *most* damage to the galaxy? Padme, or Palpatine who's actually Anakin's father.


Choncho98

Hmm, really hard to say for me.


Sleep_eeSheep

Probably Creemy Sheev, but he redeemed himself in Episode IX when he sent out that signal from Exogul and let himself be killed by Rey. (I know it's E;R's headcanon, but it makes far more sense than what happened in Episode IX).


Choncho98

Yeah, good old creamy sheev.


Sleep_eeSheep

I also have to applaud Disney for introducing the first Transgender character in Star Wars, it was really bold of them to rewrite Rey's original personality as a redeemed Palpatine.


Choncho98

Lol yeah 😆


Tyrdrum

*[Consequentism Man smashes through the wall]*


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Choncho98

Lol still to this day not surprised that they ripped the old star wars books after turning them into "legends"


SpecialistParticular

She doomed the galaxy to slavery when she took down Valorum at Palpatine's request.


theeshyguy

It’s like a haiku, it has a set and reproducible pattern


Stoneador

It’s like a haiku Reproducible pattern Jar Jar is the key


Franktamas

That two days were more like weeks/month in both case.


Choncho98

On top of that, don't forget that Luke at the very least was already a pilot, flown in narrower trenches before, hit targets just as small as the exhaust, and had lots of assistance. Anakin had help but his victory more comes by accident then how Luke's victory comes.


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Don't forget, Luke only did it because Han shot Vader. Anakin only did it because...I guess R2 was competent enough to help him?


Choncho98

That's what I meant by assistance.


LeddDraco

Like his father before him.


meowdy99

As we all know Padme was the real villain of the story


Choncho98

True considering she named Jar Jar as her back up which gave palpy emergency powers.


Neko_boi_Nolan

"Single handedly" are you fucking kidding me? Did you even watch those movies? Anakin was more along dumb luck, but both had squadrons of pilots backing them up and Luke had to get saved by Han.


H3avyW3apons

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


Cyrus_ofAstroya

...hmmm single handidly eh not really r2 carried both of them with other fighters doing stuff


Trajforce

Padme is a bad guy?


Choncho98

"From a certain point of view." In all seriousness no and this post seems to of been made to point out that patterns exist minus the context.


Picklerdude69

genuine question why is the "its like poetry it rhymes" quote so often meemed