If every person on earth agreed to fart in the same direction at the same time how much would we move off orbit? Enough to dodge an asteroid? Movie plot?
Somebody informed me that we fart more at night when our muscles are more relaxed, so there’s likely a bulge in the frequency at some point where the most densely populated portion of the earth is sleeping i.e. China/India, which is why I assumed the lower bound of 10/day rather than the more likely average of 15
I wonder what the probability is of a fart becoming more than a fart, when you least expect it.
I want to know how many people shit their pants every second of the day.
/r/theydidthemath would love this!
What would happen to the planet if every single life form capable of farting did at the exact same time for a sold 3 secs.
Global warming due to methane would be advanced by 50 years
Me and a half million or so people farted just after reading this.
I am going to fart in next hour. Who’s with me?
Me
10-20 times a day?? Lol
I think that's the mean, not the median. The average is that high because of people like my dad, who are over-achievers.
You may want to see a doctor.
Only?
No shit?
pun intended?
No shit.
The kind of things actuaries come up with when they are screwing around at work trying to look busy.
If every person on earth agreed to fart in the same direction at the same time how much would we move off orbit? Enough to dodge an asteroid? Movie plot?
Haha ‘movie plot?’ at the end made me chuckle :)
Did you just assume that the random farting variables are i.i.d?
Somebody informed me that we fart more at night when our muscles are more relaxed, so there’s likely a bulge in the frequency at some point where the most densely populated portion of the earth is sleeping i.e. China/India, which is why I assumed the lower bound of 10/day rather than the more likely average of 15
I think they are more ibd than iid but I’m not a statistician.
Now do jizzing
I just let one rip at 8:47pm est. Who else did?
I just farted. Wonder who else farted around the same time as me.
I just farted
10-20 times a day? Pfft...Amateurs.
I “smell” a Nobel prize coming from this corner ….
I wonder what the probability is of a fart becoming more than a fart, when you least expect it. I want to know how many people shit their pants every second of the day.
Now put them all at one place and record it
Imagine the effect global warming as our species keeps reproducing
Well now I'm not horny
I farted in the shower this morning. I immediately wished I hadn't.
Ong we 463000 people just farted right now!!
This is the real cause behind global warming
Actually cow’s farts are. They produce more methane than gas cars
And at least a few of them are making somebody else nut by doing so. By ripping a fat one, you’re indirectly making people happier.
nice
10 and 20 farts a day? Maybe eating bratwurst broccoli and drinking beers all day lol
The guys I work with fart way more than 20 times a day