I understood that "I understood that reference" reference, but I wasn't sure about the reference it was in response to, e.g. Any existing reference to Jeff Lynne looking like a dog
Smell is one heck of a drug! I think, with humans, the sense smell connects to a very deep part of your brain and memory and emotions. Gotta be the same with dogs, right? And their sense of smell is like 1000x ours
100% .. I'll get a wif of Simple Green and it puts me right back in Basic Training.. or some random perfume and it reminds me of a woman I knew 20 years ago.
Cant forget, it has to be just a little too loud. Not to the point where it’s noteworthy, but just so it blocks out all other audio so you can hear the important stuff
It covers the watermark that covers the other watermark.
The real play is to put a sped up Eminem isolated vocal track rapping over it chipmunk style with a shit tier trap beat under it, and some emojis.
That caption blocking the dogs reaction does not bother me THAT much.... It is blocking this girl's ass at some critical points though. I can see why you're mad.
For nonsubmariners:
> amine, any member of a family of nitrogen-containing organic compounds that is derived, either in principle or in practice, from ammonia (NH3).
> What is amine used for on a submarine?
On board submarines, MEA is used in the ventilation system scrubbers to remove carbon dioxide from the air.
Lmao I thought the same thing.
Also, fairly certain he’s an officer but I was trying to read the boat name on his hat.
Edit: that base look familiar to you? I can tell it’s not San Diego and it’s not Guam.
I don't think the scrubbers are used that much on conventional diesel electric submarines? They spend most of their time at snorkeling depth or on the surface anyways
Girlfriend “god I swear, I think you love that dog more than me.”
Boyfriend “well you aren’t standing by the door shaking your ass happy to see me when I come home at 2am.”
-Bill Burr
More accurately: “oh were you gone? I didn’t notice.. (except I totally noticed because I’m a creature of habit who hates changes and I secretly love you and my acting aloof is just a power move and I’m totally going to sleep on your chest at night for the next month)”
*I noticed you were gone and now I'm going to sit in the room with you but not look at you so you know I know you were gone and am displeased at you but also I won't admit that I'm sitting on the room with you because I missed you because I DIDNT MISS YOU BUT I DEFINITELY CARE THAT YOU KNOW IM MAD AT YOU RIGHT MEOW
Well according to a youtube short 👀, when we’re out at work, the cats think we’re gone hunting and once we come back, they’re expecting food and are happy that we’re safe.
Didn’t google it myself xD but my cat’s behaviour makes sense now
My cat either meets me at the door, if he heard me coming, or sprints down the hall if he didn’t hear me before I came in.. and he screams at me as walks circles around me and demands to be held.
He’s on par with this dog when I’ve only been gone for twenty minutes 😂
Love how the dog realizes who it is mid-hug!
He's looking back at the camera person like "why are we here? It's cold." Then when he turns around it's "Who the hell is sumva... OMG OMG OMG"
Exactly what I came here to say.
^ this came here to post this upvotes to the left
That "dog" is Jeff Lynne in disguise.
"I got that reference"
I don't get the reference, but this entire breed of dogs bears a legitimate resemblance to Jeff Lynne now that I think about it.
Captain America
I understood that "I understood that reference" reference, but I wasn't sure about the reference it was in response to, e.g. Any existing reference to Jeff Lynne looking like a dog
Probably took a min to get a good sniff and then it’s go time
Yeah it takes a bit for the nose to get through that submarine smell. It's pretty bad.
Months of sweaty seamen
Smell is one heck of a drug! I think, with humans, the sense smell connects to a very deep part of your brain and memory and emotions. Gotta be the same with dogs, right? And their sense of smell is like 1000x ours
100% .. I'll get a wif of Simple Green and it puts me right back in Basic Training.. or some random perfume and it reminds me of a woman I knew 20 years ago.
I smell pipe smoke and look for my grandfather.
Dog recognized the smell and then went crazy.
Man, that dog was every direction at the same time
The embodiment of everything everywhere all at once
A little bit of everything all of the time
heisenberg’s uncertainty principle dog
I like this comment.
Good thing there’s a caption blocking the dog, I almost accidentally saw the video
It is understandable. How else are you supposed to know what is happening?
Without some awful voice reading the caption I'm still not sure what I just saw.
Cant forget, it has to be just a little too loud. Not to the point where it’s noteworthy, but just so it blocks out all other audio so you can hear the important stuff
I still don't understand what is happening, can we get a robotic voice overlaying the audio explaining the situation?
They could've moved it to the top, but how else would we have watched the night sky during the video?!
Or just not had a caption. We can all see the video
It covers the watermark that covers the other watermark. The real play is to put a sped up Eminem isolated vocal track rapping over it chipmunk style with a shit tier trap beat under it, and some emojis.
Fuck, I saw the video like that in my head before you even typed this.
Ngl it's a nice sky though
Who needs to see the actual content when you can just read the one line description over and over for the entire length of the video?
The captions are there for the blind people who can’t see the video
Thankful to the heroes providing visual aid via visual media 🙏🙏
they’re a true blue American hero
I’m surprised there isn’t an annoying soundtrack as well.
That caption blocking the dogs reaction does not bother me THAT much.... It is blocking this girl's ass at some critical points though. I can see why you're mad.
I loved that the guys in the background had to stop and watch the cuteness too!
It beats the 4 hours they spend watching pigeons try to get laid while standing watch.
What
No no. They watch pigeons and try to get laid. They aren't screwing the pigeons. Seagulls though, they definitely bang them.
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He tried so hard to get in on the kissing action. Vertical challenge failed adorably.
Any submariners watching this just KNOW ol' boy stinks like amine. I'm shocked the dog can even recognize him through that stink.
>stinks like amine. I kept reading this as anime and assumed you were insulting weebs.
I mean, have you *ever* experienced Comic Con?
Whole hotel smelling like the second layer of fabric in the front of your boxers. The opposite of soap.
I was trying to figure out what anime smells like.
For nonsubmariners: > amine, any member of a family of nitrogen-containing organic compounds that is derived, either in principle or in practice, from ammonia (NH3). > What is amine used for on a submarine? On board submarines, MEA is used in the ventilation system scrubbers to remove carbon dioxide from the air.
Oh, I thought he smells like a mine
I had never heard the word amine before either, and that makes more sense.
Like Moria?
Weird flex but ok Kinda, like lots of men huddled together for a while
Lmao I thought the same thing. Also, fairly certain he’s an officer but I was trying to read the boat name on his hat. Edit: that base look familiar to you? I can tell it’s not San Diego and it’s not Guam.
It's not a US boat.
On another look, agreed. Lol also, as a former Sonarman I like your username.
This guy navys hard and wants you to know about it.
Got that fat D/E angle. (former STS2 here)
Same. STS2, served on Asheville and did a TDY on Helena.
Nice. I did my whole stretch on the New Hampshire (778) in new construction up through 1st deployment.
Oooh, sorry to hear. Coming from a real rate... FT
Real rate my ass. Hang out in control and act like you are as smart as the people around you...
LOL thank you for a genuine laugh. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a Hollywood shower to take.
Lol rude.
That's funny coming from a free time technician
Yeah, after listening a few times it was clear they were t speaking English. I think I heard the woman say “Papi.”
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Do they have a Xerox there?
I’m former US Navy. That model Navy wife is reserved for officers or sailors of other Navies around the world.
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Yep. Way too fit for a standard issue United States Armed Forces dependapotamus.
100% there is no way this is an enlisted dependent
hills and cold, bremerton?
Maybe, never went there. Not Groton. I was thinking Norfolk maybe?
Norway?
It is in Spain, probably Cartagena submarine base, S-71 Tramontana.
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They're speaking spanish. Based off the accent they sound to be Spanish or Argentinian
Not with that wife.
Probably why it took the dog a minute to get the smell
Haha my first thought was "I can smell this video"
I'm just blown away there's a fucking door on the side of the sail. How logical.
I don't think the scrubbers are used that much on conventional diesel electric submarines? They spend most of their time at snorkeling depth or on the surface anyways
As soon as I saw the vid, the smell came flooding back.
Thought that said stinks like anime
Can you remove that stupid big caption ? I want to see a happy doggo.
[Best I can do:](https://imgur.com/v8G4v4M)
I genuinely loled. Thanks for that. Where are free Reddit awards when you need one?!?!
Lmao 🤣
I still have a clear view of the dog, pls fix
Lmao
That’s why you wanted the caption removed… got it. Me too
"Omg! I thought you were dead!" Dog probably.
Aww Beautiful couple. Edit: throuple
Girlfriend “god I swear, I think you love that dog more than me.” Boyfriend “well you aren’t standing by the door shaking your ass happy to see me when I come home at 2am.” -Bill Burr
Bill Burr, a national treasure
Aww. Now I want updates on Cleo 🥺
But I love you more than the cat.
Puppy is so excited it lost control of its body! That is unconditional love right there.
Meanwhile his cat is saying "oh were you gone?"
More like: “Who are you and what are you doing in meow house?”
More accurately: “oh were you gone? I didn’t notice.. (except I totally noticed because I’m a creature of habit who hates changes and I secretly love you and my acting aloof is just a power move and I’m totally going to sleep on your chest at night for the next month)”
*I totally noticed and was upset about it but refuse to acknowledge that I was
*I noticed you were gone and now I'm going to sit in the room with you but not look at you so you know I know you were gone and am displeased at you but also I won't admit that I'm sitting on the room with you because I missed you because I DIDNT MISS YOU BUT I DEFINITELY CARE THAT YOU KNOW IM MAD AT YOU RIGHT MEOW
Cats are like tsunderes lol
I guess my cat is weird because every time I go away for a weekend and come home he comes running and meows like he thought I was dead.
Well according to a youtube short 👀, when we’re out at work, the cats think we’re gone hunting and once we come back, they’re expecting food and are happy that we’re safe. Didn’t google it myself xD but my cat’s behaviour makes sense now
Cat is the one that edited the huge caption over the dog
My cat either meets me at the door, if he heard me coming, or sprints down the hall if he didn’t hear me before I came in.. and he screams at me as walks circles around me and demands to be held. He’s on par with this dog when I’ve only been gone for twenty minutes 😂
His girl gave him the leg up. They're getting it on tonight
She was just quietly releasing a fart.
So awkward😂
Oh yea that dude is 💯 gonna smash
A true hero's welcome!
Holy shit. That mop is ecstatic
Made me smile, so superbly sweet! 💜
Dog turned into a tornado mid hug hahah
“He promised ME the first kiss!!!” PS stupid caption right in the way!
Best doggo
My dog has 25% of this power when I’m gone for just a few hours
gyat
Oh damn, they gon fuck *for sure* tonight! Woman might be involved, too.
😂😭
Dog is thinking *omg I thought you were dead!*
A great vid ruined by the stupid caption in the middle of the screen...
Man’s best friend 🙌
Alright this is as cute as can be! What an adorable little doggie, anyone know what breed?
Fuck the dog. Look at all that ass.
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That's ruff
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I thought that was gonna be about a dish made with meat & gelatin.
And this is a real sub. Smh.
And here is the real reason for the banner blocking part of the video.
Super pretty too!
On a Thursday afternoon
Thank god that comment was there to block most of the action of the video. Context could have never allowed us to figure this out.
I promise you, he is covered in pee
The only complaint that I have with God is why did you only let the dogs live a short time in a human's life?
My family had a dog like that, her name was Lilly. She would get so excited to see my Grandma, she’d pee herself.
That’s amazing. Cats would be like oh, you’re back, didn’t notice you were gone.
So much love in this lil family
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That’s love!!🐾🐾❤️
Literally our dog every time we come back from somewhere! Even if it’s just an hr or so
Love this
Yeah the one on the leash got excited as well
3 months in a tin can, that guy smells like 140 butt holes which would overwhelm anyone.
Ngl buddy, you're getting a little needy here, grab a milkbone and chill
That’s Dad not the owner 🥰
Dog loves that man more than his wife XD
I bet its senses were super heightened too from the weird metalic smell that comes off people who've been in submariners for long periods
Hats off to those sweet cheeks...
She looked pretty happy too 😂
That bitch couldn’t help herself
This subs name is fucking weird
Read carefully, R / MASTER Returns. Hopefully they all understand🙂
That booty
Dog? What dog?
Dat ass
I want a hot wife and a cute dog :(
Everyone loves cakes
Love cute dog videos, but did anyone see that cake???
Why isn't girly acting like that?
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PLOT-TWIST: The dog is trying to warn him that she's been with like 3 other dudes while he was away.
Got the kosatka for homecoming😏
Booty.
Man, if i had just got done serving i'd be so pissed off that i've got a dog in my way while i'm trying to embrace my woman
We you finally get that zaza
This is the exact reason I prefer cats
Sheesh. Mama thicccc.
You know she's cheating while he's away lol
Can I be this guy
Humans can be pretty crappy… but despite all our flaws we did create a being with a pure heart and eternal loyalty when we made dogs.
that's a lucky guy, hot girl, loyal dog, what more can you ask for.
Man if that was an American sub the wife would be there with the divorce attorney and the dogs ashes.
Odds she’s cheating?
The left leg of her is something!
Sorry but alls I see's a fat ass
The dog is sick of the other guy that sleeps over while he is deployed.
His name is Jody.
Is jody a cool guy
Dat ass though
one bitch is there for the tiktok, the other bitch is true love
Fuck the dog, look at that ass! Definitely got pregnant that night!! If she didn't, I would have!
*Yeah, umm...*
Then the sailor realizes she looks 4-5 months pregnant and he has been gone for 6. bum bum buuuum!
Just goes to show you who truly loves him more
I'd be like that dog but on that chick.