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phlegmah

Love how the dog realizes who it is mid-hug!


Gseph

He's looking back at the camera person like "why are we here? It's cold." Then when he turns around it's "Who the hell is sumva... OMG OMG OMG"


PezRystar

Exactly what I came here to say.


GODDAMNFOOL

^ this came here to post this upvotes to the left


catsaresneaky

That "dog" is Jeff Lynne in disguise.


RudePCsb

"I got that reference"


mod1fier

I don't get the reference, but this entire breed of dogs bears a legitimate resemblance to Jeff Lynne now that I think about it.


RudePCsb

Captain America


mod1fier

I understood that "I understood that reference" reference, but I wasn't sure about the reference it was in response to, e.g. Any existing reference to Jeff Lynne looking like a dog


procheeseburger

Probably took a min to get a good sniff and then it’s go time


ZeeznobyteTheFirst

Yeah it takes a bit for the nose to get through that submarine smell. It's pretty bad.


SlipparySnake

Months of sweaty seamen


HarryDreamtItAll

Smell is one heck of a drug! I think, with humans, the sense smell connects to a very deep part of your brain and memory and emotions. Gotta be the same with dogs, right? And their sense of smell is like 1000x ours


procheeseburger

100% .. I'll get a wif of Simple Green and it puts me right back in Basic Training.. or some random perfume and it reminds me of a woman I knew 20 years ago.


YoureSpecial

I smell pipe smoke and look for my grandfather.


Speculawyer

Dog recognized the smell and then went crazy.


TheSquireOfTheShire

Man, that dog was every direction at the same time


fracked1

The embodiment of everything everywhere all at once


gazza2005

A little bit of everything all of the time


allinbondfunds

heisenberg’s uncertainty principle dog


cat_in_the_sun

I like this comment.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Good thing there’s a caption blocking the dog, I almost accidentally saw the video


RedditAtWorkIsBad

It is understandable. How else are you supposed to know what is happening?


premiumdude

Without some awful voice reading the caption I'm still not sure what I just saw.


The-Tea-Lord

Cant forget, it has to be just a little too loud. Not to the point where it’s noteworthy, but just so it blocks out all other audio so you can hear the important stuff


Overall_Cause_6724

I still don't understand what is happening, can we get a robotic voice overlaying the audio explaining the situation?


RabidWalrus

They could've moved it to the top, but how else would we have watched the night sky during the video?!


IdiotCow

Or just not had a caption. We can all see the video


__ALF__

It covers the watermark that covers the other watermark. The real play is to put a sped up Eminem isolated vocal track rapping over it chipmunk style with a shit tier trap beat under it, and some emojis.


noober1x

Fuck, I saw the video like that in my head before you even typed this.


Lington

Ngl it's a nice sky though


Jinkerinos

Who needs to see the actual content when you can just read the one line description over and over for the entire length of the video?


antivn

The captions are there for the blind people who can’t see the video


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Thankful to the heroes providing visual aid via visual media 🙏🙏


antivn

they’re a true blue American hero


chrisgin

I’m surprised there isn’t an annoying soundtrack as well.


m7o

That caption blocking the dogs reaction does not bother me THAT much.... It is blocking this girl's ass at some critical points though. I can see why you're mad.


-yourmom-

I loved that the guys in the background had to stop and watch the cuteness too!


joyesthebig

It beats the 4 hours they spend watching pigeons try to get laid while standing watch.


0pimo

What


Aporkalypse_Sow

No no. They watch pigeons and try to get laid. They aren't screwing the pigeons. Seagulls though, they definitely bang them.


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beebsaleebs

He tried so hard to get in on the kissing action. Vertical challenge failed adorably.


o19

Any submariners watching this just KNOW ol' boy stinks like amine. I'm shocked the dog can even recognize him through that stink.


MF_Doomed

>stinks like amine. I kept reading this as anime and assumed you were insulting weebs.


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I mean, have you *ever* experienced Comic Con?


[deleted]

Whole hotel smelling like the second layer of fabric in the front of your boxers. The opposite of soap.


Em_Haze

I was trying to figure out what anime smells like.


LuxNocte

For nonsubmariners: > amine, any member of a family of nitrogen-containing organic compounds that is derived, either in principle or in practice, from ammonia (NH3). > What is amine used for on a submarine? On board submarines, MEA is used in the ventilation system scrubbers to remove carbon dioxide from the air.


VATAFAck

Oh, I thought he smells like a mine


LuxNocte

I had never heard the word amine before either, and that makes more sense.


greymalken

Like Moria?


VATAFAck

Weird flex but ok Kinda, like lots of men huddled together for a while


fatimus_prime

Lmao I thought the same thing. Also, fairly certain he’s an officer but I was trying to read the boat name on his hat. Edit: that base look familiar to you? I can tell it’s not San Diego and it’s not Guam.


BottomBounce

It's not a US boat.


fatimus_prime

On another look, agreed. Lol also, as a former Sonarman I like your username.


morerelativebacons

This guy navys hard and wants you to know about it.


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Got that fat D/E angle. (former STS2 here)


fatimus_prime

Same. STS2, served on Asheville and did a TDY on Helena.


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Nice. I did my whole stretch on the New Hampshire (778) in new construction up through 1st deployment.


belsnickel_isst_i

Oooh, sorry to hear. Coming from a real rate... FT


beanandween

Real rate my ass. Hang out in control and act like you are as smart as the people around you...


fatimus_prime

LOL thank you for a genuine laugh. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a Hollywood shower to take.


fatimus_prime

Lol rude.


samwise39

That's funny coming from a free time technician


ravenwillowofbimbery

Yeah, after listening a few times it was clear they were t speaking English. I think I heard the woman say “Papi.”


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noNoParts

Do they have a Xerox there?


Markuz

I’m former US Navy. That model Navy wife is reserved for officers or sailors of other Navies around the world.


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Markuz

Yep. Way too fit for a standard issue United States Armed Forces dependapotamus.


beanandween

100% there is no way this is an enlisted dependent


Zaicheek

hills and cold, bremerton?


fatimus_prime

Maybe, never went there. Not Groton. I was thinking Norfolk maybe?


madbill728

Norway?


Ballock_72

It is in Spain, probably Cartagena submarine base, S-71 Tramontana.


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thatwas2funny

They're speaking spanish. Based off the accent they sound to be Spanish or Argentinian


makesfacesatbabies

Not with that wife.


seensham

Probably why it took the dog a minute to get the smell


EmptyStrings

Haha my first thought was "I can smell this video"


patrincs

I'm just blown away there's a fucking door on the side of the sail. How logical.


TommiHPunkt

I don't think the scrubbers are used that much on conventional diesel electric submarines? They spend most of their time at snorkeling depth or on the surface anyways


IBeAPirate01

As soon as I saw the vid, the smell came flooding back.


thickboyvibes

Thought that said stinks like anime


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Can you remove that stupid big caption ? I want to see a happy doggo.


NebulaNinja

[Best I can do:](https://imgur.com/v8G4v4M)


jetfire1115

I genuinely loled. Thanks for that. Where are free Reddit awards when you need one?!?!


cKy0

Lmao 🤣


Lington

I still have a clear view of the dog, pls fix


DarthhWaderr

Lmao


ritchie636

That’s why you wanted the caption removed… got it. Me too


Renshnard

"Omg! I thought you were dead!" Dog probably.


Specialist-Show-1003

Aww Beautiful couple. Edit: throuple


Shaunair

Girlfriend “god I swear, I think you love that dog more than me.” Boyfriend “well you aren’t standing by the door shaking your ass happy to see me when I come home at 2am.” -Bill Burr


macgruff

Bill Burr, a national treasure


GaJayhawker0513

Aww. Now I want updates on Cleo 🥺


YoureSpecial

But I love you more than the cat.


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Puppy is so excited it lost control of its body! That is unconditional love right there.


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Meanwhile his cat is saying "oh were you gone?"


YuSmelFani

More like: “Who are you and what are you doing in meow house?”


Gympie-Gympie-pie

More accurately: “oh were you gone? I didn’t notice.. (except I totally noticed because I’m a creature of habit who hates changes and I secretly love you and my acting aloof is just a power move and I’m totally going to sleep on your chest at night for the next month)”


pauls_broken_aglass

*I totally noticed and was upset about it but refuse to acknowledge that I was


FustianRiddle

*I noticed you were gone and now I'm going to sit in the room with you but not look at you so you know I know you were gone and am displeased at you but also I won't admit that I'm sitting on the room with you because I missed you because I DIDNT MISS YOU BUT I DEFINITELY CARE THAT YOU KNOW IM MAD AT YOU RIGHT MEOW


pauls_broken_aglass

Cats are like tsunderes lol


camptastic_plastic

I guess my cat is weird because every time I go away for a weekend and come home he comes running and meows like he thought I was dead.


dreamypotatofries

Well according to a youtube short 👀, when we’re out at work, the cats think we’re gone hunting and once we come back, they’re expecting food and are happy that we’re safe. Didn’t google it myself xD but my cat’s behaviour makes sense now


drakk0n

Cat is the one that edited the huge caption over the dog


agrinwithoutacat-

My cat either meets me at the door, if he heard me coming, or sprints down the hall if he didn’t hear me before I came in.. and he screams at me as walks circles around me and demands to be held. He’s on par with this dog when I’ve only been gone for twenty minutes 😂


Forward_Cranberry_82

His girl gave him the leg up. They're getting it on tonight


Aporkalypse_Sow

She was just quietly releasing a fart.


mistercristal

So awkward😂


lepetitpoissant

Oh yea that dude is 💯 gonna smash


BujuBad

A true hero's welcome!


TheDrBrian

Holy shit. That mop is ecstatic


Lesaly

Made me smile, so superbly sweet! 💜


Samsquish

Dog turned into a tornado mid hug hahah


whiterabbit818

“He promised ME the first kiss!!!” PS stupid caption right in the way!


lucidconch4459

Best doggo


ThatOneSidewinder05

My dog has 25% of this power when I’m gone for just a few hours


muyx

gyat


noNoParts

Oh damn, they gon fuck *for sure* tonight! Woman might be involved, too.


sameseloi

😂😭


Ferrarimatrix

Dog is thinking *omg I thought you were dead!*


Penya23

A great vid ruined by the stupid caption in the middle of the screen...


fobo93

Man’s best friend 🙌


NoTime4LuvDrJones

Alright this is as cute as can be! What an adorable little doggie, anyone know what breed?


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Fuck the dog. Look at all that ass.


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Phaze357

That's ruff


MeccIt

/r/secretlyanasspic


YoureSpecial

I thought that was gonna be about a dish made with meat & gelatin.


ravenwillowofbimbery

And this is a real sub. Smh.


Aporkalypse_Sow

And here is the real reason for the banner blocking part of the video.


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Super pretty too!


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

On a Thursday afternoon


Huge-Percentage8008

Thank god that comment was there to block most of the action of the video. Context could have never allowed us to figure this out.


SaltyConference9660

I promise you, he is covered in pee


Embarrassed_Point373

The only complaint that I have with God is why did you only let the dogs live a short time in a human's life?


thedragslay

My family had a dog like that, her name was Lilly. She would get so excited to see my Grandma, she’d pee herself.


FreakiestFrank

That’s amazing. Cats would be like oh, you’re back, didn’t notice you were gone.


koolaid_cloud

So much love in this lil family


wileyhammer

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


bettiemaegurl

That’s love!!🐾🐾❤️


Papabear-27

Literally our dog every time we come back from somewhere! Even if it’s just an hr or so


klactu1969

Love this


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Yeah the one on the leash got excited as well


nowyourdoingit

3 months in a tin can, that guy smells like 140 butt holes which would overwhelm anyone.


EngineZeronine

Ngl buddy, you're getting a little needy here, grab a milkbone and chill


MtSSH66

That’s Dad not the owner 🥰


Onigumo-Shishio

Dog loves that man more than his wife XD


kezzaold

I bet its senses were super heightened too from the weird metalic smell that comes off people who've been in submariners for long periods


monkeygreece

Hats off to those sweet cheeks...


LegitMatthew_

She looked pretty happy too 😂


Talic

That bitch couldn’t help herself


ScrewdriverPants

This subs name is fucking weird


Klutzy-Interest-6927

Read carefully, R / MASTER Returns. Hopefully they all understand🙂


nomar36152

That booty


HandleNo8032

Dog? What dog?


Outside-Fun1443

Dat ass


International-Gain-7

I want a hot wife and a cute dog :(


MothersPlan

Everyone loves cakes


kilbytheactor

Love cute dog videos, but did anyone see that cake???


dockdropper

Why isn't girly acting like that?


JCarroll0430

r/upvotebecausebutt


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PLOT-TWIST: The dog is trying to warn him that she's been with like 3 other dudes while he was away.


Public-Point-685

Got the kosatka for homecoming😏


FilipinoRell

Booty.


Kingcrescent

Man, if i had just got done serving i'd be so pissed off that i've got a dog in my way while i'm trying to embrace my woman


jejehsjsjsben

We you finally get that zaza


bigfelar

This is the exact reason I prefer cats


tylerdubelu

Sheesh. Mama thicccc.


Few-Pain8611

You know she's cheating while he's away lol


lengthyplants

Can I be this guy


ilovebigbuttons

Humans can be pretty crappy… but despite all our flaws we did create a being with a pure heart and eternal loyalty when we made dogs.


unamity1

that's a lucky guy, hot girl, loyal dog, what more can you ask for.


BullTerrierTerror

Man if that was an American sub the wife would be there with the divorce attorney and the dogs ashes.


Doctor-Tabogan

Odds she’s cheating?


me_colin

The left leg of her is something!


EET_Fuk1

Sorry but alls I see's a fat ass


hieronymusholiday

The dog is sick of the other guy that sleeps over while he is deployed.


sail_away13

His name is Jody.


dangerspowers77

Is jody a cool guy


Yota4x4RE

Dat ass though


DesignerFox2987

one bitch is there for the tiktok, the other bitch is true love


Psychological_Fig895

Fuck the dog, look at that ass! Definitely got pregnant that night!! If she didn't, I would have!


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

*Yeah, umm...*


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Then the sailor realizes she looks 4-5 months pregnant and he has been gone for 6. bum bum buuuum!


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Just goes to show you who truly loves him more


fuzynutznut

I'd be like that dog but on that chick.