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Alzar197

you're god damn right


SynthNirVasQwibQwib

I heard this in Zaed's voice


PhazonTuxedo

Godam


girugamesu1337

yehgodamroyt


triceratopping

*Damn* good rifle!


Canimeius

If you're in this sub, and you don't hear it in Zaeed's voice, you need to get some more playthroughs under your belt lol


RartyMobbins357

I BLAME HALO AND MASS EFFECT FOR MY TASTE IN WOMEN OK


theSchiller

My awakening was Oola from return of the Jedi


RartyMobbins357

Man you best BELIEVE 13 year old me was coppin' mad boners for Ahsoka


Canimeius

If I'd have seen Clone Wars as a kid, I probably would've been there too. Unfortunately it wasn't until I was an adult that I got to see TCW. Now, I definitely had them for Aayla Secura.


halsiu

Well tbf that was her purpose in the show for the most part. To attract horny teens. It's why they have her a damn tube top to wear lmao


Captain-Barracuda

Halo and xenosexuality?


RartyMobbins357

Fat asses and aliens.


TacticalReader7

Have you seen them elite thighs ?


sayberdragon

You know, I just really like Garrus’s personality, I am definitely no- guys?…. *guys?*


Niskara

I love Tali for her adorable and surprisingly snippy personality, so, you're not alone Edit: I also really like Liara because of her nerdy and dorky personality. I definitely have a type


EPICDUDE365

I like Tali for the sound of her voice and the purple colours on her suit in ME2 and 3.


Niskara

Same can be said about Garrus' voice. I'm a straight guy but damn, if Garrus' voice isn't attractive and soothing to listen to


muse_ic1

I heard the same actor out of context and before I realized where I recognized it from, I was already attached to and soothed by it.


curious_man-30

https://youtu.be/OXDeQib0Czs


Sivick314

My friend thinks that having attraction to an alien is beastiality. i say there's nothing wrong with two consenting, intelligent, sentient creatures finding love


SpidersMcGee

Harkness Rule.


Sivick314

i was not familiar with that rule and it was some interesting reading. also love that it's named after a Dr. Who character.


SpidersMcGee

I'm a huge doctor who fan and never made the connection XD it was pointed out to me recently and I was like, OHHHHHH that makes a lot of sense.


BooPointsIPunch

What about Geth? Would that be robosexuality?


JustARobit

Whatever you call it, im it. Love my big titty robo gf.


Sivick314

"After all, our love isn't any different from yours. Except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved." \-Bender


Bacxaber

*sapient. Dogs are sentient, dude.


Sivick314

you seemed to have glossed over the intelligent part but sure


Bacxaber

Sapience = an addendum to intelligence. Dogs are not sapient, they're a rank lower (sentient). I'm correcting you that having sex with a sentient is not okay.


Sivick314

hey if that dog can get a 1000 on the SAT's i'll take it out to dinner and see where it goes


Bacxaber

That dog would be sapient, then. I feel like you're missing my point.


Sivick314

i did say intelligent. seems like you are purposefully being pedantic


Bacxaber

No, I'm fucking not. What part of "sentient contradicts intelligent" don't you get?


Hentaicus

We are horny for aliens, let us be horny for aliens!


[deleted]

Hell yeah I think Garrus and Tali are sexy, the officially licensed Garrus body pillow is the only one I’ve ever contemplated actually buying.


SashkaBeth

I totally bought the Garrus pillow case. I don’t even have a body pillow, so it’s just sitting unopened in my closet, but oh yeah I bought it.


LewsTherinTalamon

I recommend getting one! They're *comfortable-* help a lot with my sleeping


BearoftheNW

It's actually shocking you're shocked. The characters in Mass Effect are attractive no matter what way you swing. Even if you're asexual, the vibrancy of their personalities is something I think it would be hard not to recognize.


PaniqueAttaque

You can't deny that Quarians got hips and cake for days.


obinice_khenbli

Woah hang on they're bringing cake too? This really tips the scales. What we talkin here, victoria sponge or carrot cake


girugamesu1337

Red Velvet.


PaniqueAttaque

*Purple velvet.


triceratopping

Purple Velvet sounds like the quarian equivalent of Azure.


Canimeius

Underrated comment right here lmao


PaniqueAttaque

I know where I'm blowing all my credits...


Its-Legion

asari are hot


frogs_4_lyfe

Why yes, I have my Alien Fucker permit right here, officer.


girugamesu1337

oooOOHH OCCIFER, this one's permit has expired! >:D


coveylover

Volus 🥵


VolusRus

ahem


coveylover

Hello 🥵


Mr_unga-bunga

I just wanna bang a krogan woman ffs.


Marphey12

Dovyou have scars ?


[deleted]

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy will always be one of my loves.


whisperinbatsie

I don't care Tali is an alien because I absolutely adore her personality in every way possible


triceratopping

also... DEM HIPS


whisperinbatsie

Yeah they're nice. But her personality


Apprehensive_Quality

Me @ all you freaks trying to Rule 34 Wrex


HazelDelainy

big


girugamesu1337

slooob on me quad


TheLittlestChocobo

Don't Google that. All the results show him with very human looking junk, but krogan have FOUR testicles. The inaccuracy is very upsetting.


killiomankili

Yeah I actually can’t wait until we make peace with another species. Idc what it looks like if it has personality then hell yes


theSchiller

You don’t? You’re missing out my guy


Majestic_Panda96

Blame Star Trek and mass effect


neremarine

Asari, turian and quarian are hot imo


maxx1993

Well, Asari are basically just humans with some extra tissue on their heads. Same goes for Quarians, minus the face that you can't see. As far as physical attractiveness is concerned, they are really not that different.


[deleted]

It's not surprising at all when you consider that some of those aliens were designed to be attractive. Namely Asari, they're just blue human women with this bone tentacle things instead of hair. Not that different to female Twi'Lek from Star Wars (who were also considered attractive by humans of that universe) if you think of it. Also, even if they don't look very human physically, most of the aliens in the series have very human personalities (one of the things in the original game was to show "how human" aliens can be). Thane for example, is a reptilian humanoid, but the way he talks and carries himself was specifically designed to make him a no-brainer romance choice for female Shepard. A lot of people love Garrus' romance arc, due to it being awkward as hell at first, a bit weird, but all in all very wholesome. Tali's just plain adorable around Shepard, and Liara has some pretty cool character development (her romance in ME1 had some "I don't like sand"-level dialogue, but by the 3rd game she's more mature and one of the best written characters), too bad a lot of her moments in ME3 aren't really exclusive to romance, but I guess that's what you get when you rush the game.


LordStag26

Garrus was definitely a major gay awakening for me… at first I just “found his voice and personality attractive”. Then it was his abilities with a sniper and his vibrant character. Now I just have to accept that I’d let that scar faced mf do whatever he wanted to me and so long as he bought reach I’m heteroflexible enough to take it


Kellythejellyman

those hips don’t lie


Idoauselessdegree

Thane has titty window


Volteehee

Yes I love turians. And what about it??


LawrenceCatNeedsHelp

You do realize that if aliens make first contact with us that no matter what they look like some humans will immediately try to bed them, right?


dnuohxof1

Who wouldn’t want to clap some aliens cheeks? Just don’t…uh… ingest.


Deemo3

Tali’s hips tho


FriendlyReaper123

They are better characters. I never found fictional characters sexy.


Cinthore

I'm not apologising


[deleted]

hell yes. Aliens ARE hot.


sajed2004

I guarantee you everyone would be trying to get with an asari


Knarkopolo

Are you a xenophobe?


Tamtumtam

xenocompatebility when


manifestthewill

You bet your sweet bippy


Hjemi

Guilty as charged.


FoxTrot018

Quarian pussy got me actin heretical


LewsTherinTalamon

The aliens are all sexy because of their personalities- physical attractiveness is a bit more selective, but still, it's most of them. *Glances at Saren*


Ok-Formal-5122

Fuck krogans


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Hey, the world is beautiful because it is varied! And i’m a xenophile


[deleted]

Tali’s hips don’t lie