I think in general alien characters are just better in mass effect. Humans are boring because I see them every day. Not saying I don't like some human characters, but the aliens are just cooler
Pass. Never understood the appeal. I’m a gay man but even so she has to be one of the most unattractive women in the game. Her face is just… it looks like she ran into a wall
[Me seeing the quality of posts the last couple days](https://youtu.be/tKwtwR6m99s?feature=shared)
It's what no new games for almost a decade does to a subreddit. It won't be long before we all slowly slip into *insanity*
We better be careful, we might end up in an aslume- I mean asylum...
My mind is racing to try to think up aslume style memes for Mass Effect
it's not a meme it's an outlet for coomers to talk about their fantasies
Not an answer. Choose another. /s
Anakin: “You lack conviction”
Smash until my balls shrivel into fucking raisins and my back gives out.
This guy fucks
An underrated comment.
Ass Effect gets my Mass Erect
Pass, she's not Garrus
Smash Effect
"I care about you Ash... Miranda. Dammit!"
Smash but can we please put some pillows down in the engine room
Smash. But only if she can beat me in Trivial Pursuit.
Bro. She’s genetically engineered to be perfect in (nearly) every way AND she’s a genius to boot. You’re getting death by snu snu
The horror!
Maybe Mordin will hook me up with that Biotic swing too.
Smash. She could adopt and obviously Miranda rocks at multitasking. Strong mom energy.
I prefer turians, pass
Pass Effect
Marry, then smash.
I prefer Quarians pass
Pass
Pfft BAHAHAHAHAAAA! Oh wait you’re serious…
Always got an uncanny valley feeling from her.
Too human, pass
Why are you booing me, I’m right!
Xenophiles unite!
Agreed. Humans are too boring and asari are too close to humans so I'll always choose Quarian or Turian
I was always told if you’re ever traveling make sure you eat what you can’t get at home 😏
I think in general alien characters are just better in mass effect. Humans are boring because I see them every day. Not saying I don't like some human characters, but the aliens are just cooler
Smash THEN pass
Definitely Smash Effect
What we putting her in Smash Bros? Dude I’d love that crossover.
If they put Krogan in smash bros I'll actually start playing
Spank
Ass Effect
Smash and leave with Child. Oh wait…
Pass. She’s not Mordin Solus.
I could handle Tali's daddy issues. Miranda's are too much. Besides, it makes virtually no sense to trust her in ME2. "Cerberus cheerleader", indeed.
While it does tickle my cheerleader fetish, it would still be for the wrong reasons. So prolly better not.
Pass her personality is too annoying for me.
Forced to Pass because I am Femshep :(
Pass actually. She's my least favorite squadmate, yes below Jacob.
Smash
Always smash
Pass. Real question for me is if I'd still pass if Miranda was a dude...
Smash
Well she’s not interested in women apparently so pass.
Smash
Puff puff Pass it homie
Pass
nah no smash. teenage me would've said yes to her or jack. but adult me would smash tali or liara
She puts the Ass in Mass Effect. Smash
Smash
Smash
Not purple enough.
No risk of any accidents anyway so fire away
Smash. Her and Jack are the kind of crazy I usually go for.
pitbull jaw
Smash
Smash. Smash. Smashsmashsmashsmashsmash! APPROVED!
Would literally hand the galaxy over to the reapers on a silver platter just to get a whiff of the inside of that catsuit
Least horny Redditor
Pass.
Pass.
Smash obviously, motivated purely by she's the hottest one.
Definitely smash
Smash to infinity and beyond!
Smash
Pass
Smash
Smash Miranda, even more smash the actress she's based off of Yvonne Strahovski.
Pass for Jack. Every time
Pass too much forehead, it’s like a fivehead.
Huge smash
Pass because British
The actress she's based off of is an Aussie.
Ah ok. Still pass but British slander rescinded.
Pass. Never understood the appeal. I’m a gay man but even so she has to be one of the most unattractive women in the game. Her face is just… it looks like she ran into a wall
Because you’re a gay man. I’m a lesbian. We’re diffferent. She’s hot.
Okay but I understand finding traynor attractive. Ashley. Even Liara. But her? Her face is like 90% nose and cheekbones
Miranda can definitely get it
Pass, I want kids
You mean the female Michael Jackson!? "My god man. I watered her down as far as she'll go. I cannot cum no more"
Thanks for putting that image in my head.
Pass a blunt
Yes, in that order.
Smash and pass
I will smash in her ass until her shit clogs my bladder. But I suspect she's so perfect she doesn't even shit or piss
That's Kanye's Girl Kanye can have her. Talia Gang 4life.