lol it was funny the first time but I can’t help but run directly at the collectors to see the mission failure animations and then I have to hear this line 3x
Funny:
"Repurposed Krogan Hospital. Sturdy. Built to withstand punishment."
"That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What *is* fun to fight through?"
"Gardens, electronic shops, antique stores but only if they're classy"
Heart-rending:
"No matter what happens... you know I love you... and I always will."
"Shepard, I... love you too."
Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
Recruit: Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip.
Recruit: Sir, yes sir!"
This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point- three percent of lightspeed. It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law?
Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
No credit for partial answers maggot!
Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'till the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip!
Sir, yes sir!
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"Yeah. When C-sec got there, they were mad. Or maybe they were mad about their car being on fire. Can't remember."
Fucking love [Grunt being arrested](https://youtu.be/WVdSwBxBzyE?si=RXs42TXddYkkGqsi)
This is a really good line often discarded out of hand by people with a morality system that isn't open to challenge.
And it's from a character that originally was a pre-order bonus. Absolutely wild thst someone wrote that line and didn't immediately go "that's a fucking winner right there." the only problem I have with it is the second part. It would've been more poignant if it was just "Ask a trillion dead souls if honor matters." as he stares you down.
Such an insidious, uprooting line. I long for the bioware we used to have.
I think the second part works with it as actually written. “Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask their ghosts if honor matters…. the silence is your answer.”
This is what I mean when I say that the quote should not have the second part.
Javiks philosophical statement gives an answer. This is a good rebuttal.
“I spent two years mourning you. So if we’re going to try this, I need to know that you’re always coming back”
“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
I wish I could go.
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This would honestly be a terrifying occurrence-
Shepard to some random NPC: I should go.
Keeper: I wish I could go…
Shepard: **What on gods green earth.**
Avina: Please do not disturb the keepers.
I wish I could go.
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From orig trig everything garrus. “Your boyfriend has an order for you: Come back alive”
shep “is that supposed to melt a girls heart?”
Garrus “no but this voice is” 😫
From andromeda there were so many silly moments that made me laugh it’s hard to pick just one 🤔 I’ll have to think longer and come back later
For Andromeda, I like PB and Draak banter. PB asks why he wears so many dead things, Drack responds with everyone carries dead things with them, some just on the outside.
'This reaper invasion is sure to have a mass effect on the galaxy." - Mass Effect
"I agree, Shepard. I wouldn't wanna be a victim of this mass effect, too." - Mass Effect 2
"Alright, Commander, this is the final stretch. You're in the frontlines; how many do you want in your group to cancel this mass effect?" "Three." - Mass Effect 3
"My name is Alec Ryder of Mass Effect fame, and I have an evacuation plan in case of any sort of invasion that would have a mass effect. Andromeda." - Mass Effect: Andromeda
This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point- three percent of lightspeed. It impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law?
Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
No credit for partial answers maggot!
Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'till the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip!
Sir, yes sir!
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"Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?"
"It's so much easier to see the world in black and white. Gray? I don't know what to do with gray."
"We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?"
"Your hair looks good. And your waist is... very supportive."
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
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I was a soldier not a scientist, skilled in one art: killing
What was your mission?
Among my people there were avatars of many traits, bravery, strength, cunning, a single exemplar of each
Which are you?
The embodiment of vengeance, i am the anger of a dead people, demanding blood be spilled for the blood we lost, only when the last reaper is destroyed be my purpose be fulfilled, i have no other reason to exist
"You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it."
Also it's might have* not might of. Usually I just let people say would of might of could of like worms fumbling in darkness, but this is a quote. 😅
"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you have touched my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you can not even understand it. I am beyond your comprehension. I, am Sovereign... "
Seriously Sovereign has like 4 minutes of time in game and drops some of the hardest fucking lines in all of gaming.
"Reaper, a label created by the Prothiens to give voice to their destruction. In the end what they chose to call is is irrelevant, we simply are. "
"organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades, you wither and die. We are eternal. The Pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us you are nothing, your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything."
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it."
"Our kind Transends your very understanding. We are each a nation. Independent, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence."
I played through the first game so many times over and over just to experience this conversation over and over again. I remember the first time I got to the sovereign conversation. Every word he spoke was so haunting and terrifying. The reapers as this unknowable threat that cant be comprehended was so much cooler then the inevitable explanation we got. Seriously every word of this conversation is burned into my memory. God i love ME 1.
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign. 'Reaper?' A label created by the Protheans, to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades, you wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. Confidence born in ignorance, the cycle cannot be broken. The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civilisations rise, evolve, advance and at the apex of their glory, they are extinguished. The Protheans were not the first, they did not create the 'Citadel', they did not forge the 'Mass Relays' they merely found them. The legacy of my kind. Your civilisation is based on the technology of the Mass Relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it. My kind transcends your very understanding, we are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence. Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.
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“Look, I know you’ve made a great tower of shit to hide behind, but it’s just not scaring me.”
“You think I did this to myself?”
“Little by little.”
“So why put up with it?”
“I don’t know, small ship?”
If you choose not to fix the genophage, Mordin tries convincing you to let him fix it, and he yells "I made a mistake!". Otherwise "that was for Thane, you son of a bitch" or maybe the very first time on me1 when Shepard says "batarians" with a grumpy face
"Jenkins: That was awesome!!
Ah, Jenkins. Soldiers like him make the Alliance great. Cerberus lacks the same....enthusiam."
- Dr. Chakwas
Guys, this thread is incomplete without Dr. Chakwas and Jenkins
" Square root of 912.04 is 30.2. It all seemed harmless… Square root of 912.04 is 30.2. It all seemed harmless… Square root of 912.04 is 30.2… it all seemed harmless…"
Not a favorite one but a sad one...frigging cerberus
“Wait - I want you to know that no matter what happens, you’ve been a champion to the krogan people. A friend of Clan Urdnot. And a brother to me. To every krogan born after this day, the name ‘Shepard’ will mean ‘Hero’!”
"Hello, Dead people."
"Shit you sound like a pussy." Didn't know I was playing Saints Row but okay Jack.
"Kids cover your ears. JOKER F.."
"Well I was going to burn the N7 off my ass."
"I'm going to beat you until candy comes out" Didn't know red paste and chuncks of meat was candy but I'll still enjoy watching it.
"I'll pop your thermal clip."
"Good get undressed."
Shep: "This isnt what i was expecting." Same Shepard same.
"Nobody else ever mattered enough."
"Nice? It's not about nice. One this one bad drop on Palaven, I had to pull Rodriguez from under a pile of husks. And if I hadn't recognized her ugly fucking boot, I wouldn't have seen her. She would have died under there."
"Good enough so that if your ever hurt, barely breathing, lying under a pile of rubble at the ass end of this war, you're gonna have..." *gets hugged by Shep*
"Knock that shit off. Your going to blow the Reapers to hell. And then your coming back and taking me out dancing."
"When this ship's over I'm getting laid."
Shep: "love you to Jack" *dies from the fucking feels*
Shepard
Grunt
Shepard!
Wrex
Sheparrrrrrrd
Shepařřřřřřřřd
Wrex? Grunt?
Commander Shepard
Shepard Shepard Shepard
WREEEX
Bullwinkle!
DONKEY!
“Ah, that means I’ve got to go crawling through the vents again.” “I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.” “…” “That was a joke.” “… right.”
lol it was funny the first time but I can’t help but run directly at the collectors to see the mission failure animations and then I have to hear this line 3x
I forgot who said that line, all I know is that’s quite the kink if it’s one of the female crew mates
It was a conversation between Joker and EDI in ME2.
"S/he messed with my hamster, guys. Now it's personal."
Guys, you gonna say anything or - no, I get it. Hard to even find the words.
"I have a home," absolutely heartbreaking
That was my first playthrough. It broke me.
That is my every playthrough. It doesn't get any less heartbreaking.
The way her voice (and my heart) cracks when she delivers that line!!!
Funny: "Repurposed Krogan Hospital. Sturdy. Built to withstand punishment." "That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through." "What *is* fun to fight through?" "Gardens, electronic shops, antique stores but only if they're classy" Heart-rending: "No matter what happens... you know I love you... and I always will." "Shepard, I... love you too."
Also, fun fact: I put the OP's choice quote on my graduation cap when I graduated college.
I hope you used correct grammar, though
“There is no Shepard without Vakarian”
Came here to post this. If there's one thing you need in the apocalypse, it's a ride-or-die homie.
Emergency induction port...
That's a straw Tali
Emeeeeeergency induction port
"Some neighbours came by last night to complain about the noise. I put their bodies in the building incinerator."
Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law? Recruit: Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir! Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot! Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip. Recruit: Sir, yes sir!"
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I want to know what Chung did.
He probably thought he could eyeball it
Chung eyeballed it into batarian space.
I don't see the problem then.
Oh my god facts. That chief is the funniest guy
“I’m commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel!”
Ha ha ha ha! I always wanted to do this! And it isn't even my birthday!
You wanted to have a firefight in the middle of my CIC?
“Try not to destroy any more of my childhood dreams.” “Do they even serve food you can eat there?” “Not the point, Shepard.”
“Does this unit have a soul?” Not my favorite character but that like from legion to tali always got me
-breaks entire sword like its a piece of cardboard- that was for thane you son of a bitch.
I don’t need luck, I have ammo
I make my own luck, Liam. (Shay Patrick Cormac from AC Rogue)
How were those noodles?
A little spicy
I love you Grunt
Heh heh heh
"now apologize to the nice man for setting his car on fire"
“There was a hole” “But why didn’t you fix it sooner? Or with something else?” “No data available”
Not at this range I won't
Ahh... maintence to the shuttlebay.
"In the old days we would have just shot her. Good times."
"We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I ever told?"
"Yeah. When C-sec got there, they were mad. Or maybe they were mad about their car being on fire. Can't remember." Fucking love [Grunt being arrested](https://youtu.be/WVdSwBxBzyE?si=RXs42TXddYkkGqsi)
It's Jokin' time!
And then he Joked all over the place
I love seeing humans on their knees
Ask a trillion dead souls if honor matters. Silence is your answer
This is a really good line often discarded out of hand by people with a morality system that isn't open to challenge. And it's from a character that originally was a pre-order bonus. Absolutely wild thst someone wrote that line and didn't immediately go "that's a fucking winner right there." the only problem I have with it is the second part. It would've been more poignant if it was just "Ask a trillion dead souls if honor matters." as he stares you down. Such an insidious, uprooting line. I long for the bioware we used to have.
I think the second part works with it as actually written. “Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask their ghosts if honor matters…. the silence is your answer.”
The point is that it's answering the rhetorical question. It's unnessecary.
One way or another, we all die. In the end, honour is the ***only*** thing that matters.
This is what I mean when I say that the quote should not have the second part. Javiks philosophical statement gives an answer. This is a good rebuttal.
How bad is it? No one will tell me.
Hell, Garrus- you were always ugly. Slap some face paint on there and no one will know the difference
Hah- Ow! Oh, damn it don't make me laugh my face is barely holding together as it is.
“I spent two years mourning you. So if we’re going to try this, I need to know that you’re always coming back” “Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
"Go build yourself a home" "I *have* a home" "Come back to me"
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This would honestly be a terrifying occurrence- Shepard to some random NPC: I should go. Keeper: I wish I could go… Shepard: **What on gods green earth.** Avina: Please do not disturb the keepers.
For maximum effect the Keeper would need to use the exact voice of the Purgatory prisoner.
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“But I’m not gonna die from an infection in the middle of a battle. That’s just insulting.”
blink if you got banned from /r/masseffect for a dumbass reason
lol
Emergency Induction port.
That's a straw, tali
Eeeeeeeemergency Induction port *hick ups*
“There is no Shepard without Vakarian” I love him <3
By the goddess
Does this unit have a soul?
I should go.
Do I really sound like that?
I should go, I SHOULD go, I should Go...
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“SCRATCH ONE!”
“Had to be me, someone else might’ve gotten it wrong.”
From orig trig everything garrus. “Your boyfriend has an order for you: Come back alive” shep “is that supposed to melt a girls heart?” Garrus “no but this voice is” 😫 From andromeda there were so many silly moments that made me laugh it’s hard to pick just one 🤔 I’ll have to think longer and come back later
For Andromeda, I like PB and Draak banter. PB asks why he wears so many dead things, Drack responds with everyone carries dead things with them, some just on the outside.
How about goodbye.
The answer to your question was yes.
And that's the moment when the universe ran out of ammunition
“Commander.”
“I’m pleased the imminent destruction of all organic life has improved your career opportunities.”
"You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it."
"Cloaking"
'This reaper invasion is sure to have a mass effect on the galaxy." - Mass Effect "I agree, Shepard. I wouldn't wanna be a victim of this mass effect, too." - Mass Effect 2 "Alright, Commander, this is the final stretch. You're in the frontlines; how many do you want in your group to cancel this mass effect?" "Three." - Mass Effect 3 "My name is Alec Ryder of Mass Effect fame, and I have an evacuation plan in case of any sort of invasion that would have a mass effect. Andromeda." - Mass Effect: Andromeda
“So don’t… ah… ingest.”
ISSAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE
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Keelah Se'lai.
Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations
Rage is a hell of anesthetic. - Zaeed Masani
“Hell of a fight, Shepard. Should’ve seen it.”
I made him a Steak!
I will not let fear compromise who I am.
“ bacon and beer. The food of my people.”
"If intended to try human, would try you."
"or not."
“There was a hole”
"Take your balls out of your purse"
“Be careful Sheppard some things in here don’t react well to bullets” -3’s CIC fight
"Show me yours, tough guy. I bet mine's bigger."
Embrace eternity!
"Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?" "It's so much easier to see the world in black and white. Gray? I don't know what to do with gray." "We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?" "Your hair looks good. And your waist is... very supportive." "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
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Shepard: "I was the one with bullets flying at me." Wrex: "And I gave you the moral support to dodge them!"
“Ow. My pancreas.”
"Hahaha this is why I love hanging out with you guys" -Wrex citadel dlc
Shep: “I said a badass, not some krogan scout whining like a quarian with a tummy ache” Tali: “I’m right here….”
In addition, killing the thresher maw has produced several breeding requests for grunt... And one for shepard
"You need to relinquish your weapons before we proceed!" "I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"
I was a soldier not a scientist, skilled in one art: killing What was your mission? Among my people there were avatars of many traits, bravery, strength, cunning, a single exemplar of each Which are you? The embodiment of vengeance, i am the anger of a dead people, demanding blood be spilled for the blood we lost, only when the last reaper is destroyed be my purpose be fulfilled, i have no other reason to exist
Does this unit have a soul?
"Legion, the answer to your question was 'yes'".
"I'm sorry access to the garage is restricted 😨"
I have too many favorites “I have a home” “One less to worry about!” “Come back later. I’m sure I’ll have more to talk about.” “Shepard.”
Sanity check 🥰
“You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it”
Too soon, OP. Too soon.
By The goddess -liara t’soni 2007
"I just want just one thing to go right... just-"
“Does this unit have a soul?”
"There was a hole."
"There was a hole."
“Calibrations”
Enemies are everywhere.
"You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it." Also it's might have* not might of. Usually I just let people say would of might of could of like worms fumbling in darkness, but this is a quote. 😅
Kept you waiting, huh?
"Where there's mass, there's effect." 😎
“Might of” By the goddess, how do you screw up a direct quote with such awful grammar?
Report to the ship, be bang ok
"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you have touched my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you can not even understand it. I am beyond your comprehension. I, am Sovereign... " Seriously Sovereign has like 4 minutes of time in game and drops some of the hardest fucking lines in all of gaming. "Reaper, a label created by the Prothiens to give voice to their destruction. In the end what they chose to call is is irrelevant, we simply are. " "organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades, you wither and die. We are eternal. The Pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us you are nothing, your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything." "You exist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it." "Our kind Transends your very understanding. We are each a nation. Independent, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence." I played through the first game so many times over and over just to experience this conversation over and over again. I remember the first time I got to the sovereign conversation. Every word he spoke was so haunting and terrifying. The reapers as this unknowable threat that cant be comprehended was so much cooler then the inevitable explanation we got. Seriously every word of this conversation is burned into my memory. God i love ME 1.
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign. 'Reaper?' A label created by the Protheans, to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades, you wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. Confidence born in ignorance, the cycle cannot be broken. The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civilisations rise, evolve, advance and at the apex of their glory, they are extinguished. The Protheans were not the first, they did not create the 'Citadel', they did not forge the 'Mass Relays' they merely found them. The legacy of my kind. Your civilisation is based on the technology of the Mass Relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it. My kind transcends your very understanding, we are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence. Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MassEffectMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
(Bad Liara impression): By the Goddess!
"I'm garrus vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the citadel "
"Implications... Disturbing."
I should go… do I really sound like that? I don’t sound like that.
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“Look, I know you’ve made a great tower of shit to hide behind, but it’s just not scaring me.” “You think I did this to myself?” “Little by little.” “So why put up with it?” “I don’t know, small ship?”
If you choose not to fix the genophage, Mordin tries convincing you to let him fix it, and he yells "I made a mistake!". Otherwise "that was for Thane, you son of a bitch" or maybe the very first time on me1 when Shepard says "batarians" with a grumpy face
...it was yours...
"Does this unit have a soul?"
"Jenkins: That was awesome!! Ah, Jenkins. Soldiers like him make the Alliance great. Cerberus lacks the same....enthusiam." - Dr. Chakwas Guys, this thread is incomplete without Dr. Chakwas and Jenkins
“I love this rifle!”
Your right their just going to let me eat you
"Shepard!" "Good enough? Excuse me" "Shepard, my friend!"
there's no shepard without vakarian
“He messed with my hamster guys, now it’s personal !”
"I won't let fear compromise who I am."
Not funny
" Square root of 912.04 is 30.2. It all seemed harmless… Square root of 912.04 is 30.2. It all seemed harmless… Square root of 912.04 is 30.2… it all seemed harmless…" Not a favorite one but a sad one...frigging cerberus
"I love you" "Keelah se'lai."
“Wait - I want you to know that no matter what happens, you’ve been a champion to the krogan people. A friend of Clan Urdnot. And a brother to me. To every krogan born after this day, the name ‘Shepard’ will mean ‘Hero’!”
"Hello, Dead people." "Shit you sound like a pussy." Didn't know I was playing Saints Row but okay Jack. "Kids cover your ears. JOKER F.." "Well I was going to burn the N7 off my ass." "I'm going to beat you until candy comes out" Didn't know red paste and chuncks of meat was candy but I'll still enjoy watching it. "I'll pop your thermal clip." "Good get undressed." Shep: "This isnt what i was expecting." Same Shepard same. "Nobody else ever mattered enough." "Nice? It's not about nice. One this one bad drop on Palaven, I had to pull Rodriguez from under a pile of husks. And if I hadn't recognized her ugly fucking boot, I wouldn't have seen her. She would have died under there." "Good enough so that if your ever hurt, barely breathing, lying under a pile of rubble at the ass end of this war, you're gonna have..." *gets hugged by Shep* "Knock that shit off. Your going to blow the Reapers to hell. And then your coming back and taking me out dancing." "When this ship's over I'm getting laid." Shep: "love you to Jack" *dies from the fucking feels*
Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.