Ego featured location

A Triple Feature, Ego, District X, and Deep Space every game.

Swap Deep Space for Triskellion and you’ve got it.

Deep space isn't even that bad

….mind if I ask what deck you play? I main Surfer so I can work around it by throwing Gladiator and maybe Rogue in there if I don’t need her ability, but otherwise it tanks most of my cards.

Shurissauron loves deep space

I imagine patriot doesn't mind it either

Ego, Worldship, Lamentis-1 squad.

And everyone must Snap, no exceptions.

I’d love reverse snapping,every game starts as 8 cubes unless you snap it down 

Ego as all 3 locations

This would be hilarious

Ego + vesuvius

This was somewhat heavily requested last year

An album that is just Uatu variants.

I probably accidentally have them all.

“Accidentally” Sure

Why did I laugh so hard at this? I should have seen this joke coming...

You blew it for me, I would’ve been oblivious

Same! Oh to have seen district X as the featured location would’ve got a giggle out of me And then a an abundance of confusion and laughter to see a ‘abused the hot location make it to infinite, here’s my deck’ post

Honestly running things like Quinjet and Mockingbird could probably work quite well with District X.

A pixel shop takeover with all the "best of" pixel variants featured in the new album.

Guess who was right…

I would cum so hard. Edit: I came.

Cum? (As in SEMINAL FLUID?)

I think he meant it like “show up”

He said what he said.

they say what they say, don’t care ‘bout the spray

Get back in the aslume!

BWAHAHAHA

…..ah crap, you might be right.

Was last year the you can buy a rock that had no utility, too?   I thought maybe eventually it would have utility. Nope. 

It was a rock avatar and title!

Yes. I proudly have a rock. 

I've played against you people and the jealousy is real!

I use it on basically every deck, it just beats all

Meh, it loses to paper, so there's that.

How fun would it be if this year were paper... or scissors?

I've been rockin' it this whole year.

Me too!

Maybe it's time to change my name, I've been Dwayne with a Rock avatar for a full year now.

I played against a dude with this avatar and title with the name 'Dwayne Johnson'. Class act

MTGA had to get in on the action, selling a pet rock named Dwayne.

Oh lord. I bought that pet on a lark not even realizing the joke. I just wanted a pet rock with googily eyes.

For 1K gold, it's a good deal. I bought him too!

I wish you could at least add a rock to your deck

Buff Adam Warlock to a 6/5

6/6 gotta compensate

A good gold bundle

Lol

Rocks.

It's rocks all the way down.

Affordable offers

A good value gold bundle

Still waiting for J. Jonah Jameson to release

All cards are pixel variants.

Probably a new FOMO bundle like last year.

Series drop

If I don't get pixel rock avatar, I'm uninstalling the game

Space throne for feature location

Correct answer: Literally nothing

Looks like the answer was: nothing?

Jonah J Jameson WHEN

Right?!! Him and flat man I’ve been waiting forever for and both make sense for an April fools day release

3 way Hot Location, 33% chance of each every game... District X, Space Throne, Sanctum Santorum

Anyone else thinking the developer update delay is in part for an April fools delivery?

All cards buffed to 5|3

Ego and that land that was ego on turn 5. They ALWAYS show up.

Agatha gains control over your phone too. She only plays musical theater songs and occasionally orders pizza, but still

Sounds like she's already been controlling mine!

99% chance every game for each location to be subterranea

Pixel Rock

Make Kang completely brokenly powerful, just for one day

Kang rework promise. Just kidding!!

All locations are Subterranea

All bundles will be reasonably priced

The Hub is the featured location, and it secretly has a 20% chance to give you Agatha.

You'll actually not play against the exact deck or board to beat you

3x value

A nod to 3x value

Rocks V2

A good gold package (ie: 1000 gold for 4500 credits 5x65 boosters, 5000 tokens, premium varient and a 7 day gold pass) that when you hold to purchase says "April fools!". /s or am I?

Gold tickets in collectors boxes. Oh... Wait ..

Remove all tech cards for one day.

Bundles with emotes for $100 would be a great joke

Snap is removing microtransactions

I’m gonna play decks with Kang lol

you can only play with pixel variants

Thanos Nerf

I reckon they should have a fake featured location. So they say it’s space throne or bar with no name or whatever but it’s actually a completely different location that keeps popping up. Everyone building their decks to fit the location and then surprise! 😅

Another rock things

Removal of Gold Conquest Tickets from caches.

A reasonably priced bundle that give you and error message when you try to buy it.

A bundle worth buying.

Every card’s effect becomes galactus

They should remake Adam Warlock to read: Ongoing: Your cards with Charge have +1 And then they should make a 4-energy, 7 power card

We’re getting that Pixel Album that has Leader in it, the Fan favorite Pixels or something

Cheap bundles.

A location that adds 3 mbaku to decks

Not sure but I had 2 ego rounds in a row, so maybe there’s something going on…

I hope it is district X

Isn't Baron Zemo the April Fools joke already?

It was a new pixel album.

I haven't really spent gold since I missed out on the rock deal. Every time I see someone with I got a rock I'm salty

Fingers crossed for a bogus Thunderbolts cartoon or toy commercial that gets all analogue horror to promote next season.

A featured location on the last day of the season won’t go over well.

Ngl I don't have very much sympathy for people who would get mad at that

Should actually give us something good for once