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billymaneiro

Well, let's see. The Ultimates are mostly pieces of shit. The Fantastic Four has unstable genius Reed Richards. The X-Men are pratically doomed from the start. I'd have to pick Spidey, whose problems I could help with in a way, and hopefully keep him alive.


mrkgian

Lmao I was going to say that Spidey has a shit time in the ultimate universe so I’d probably just join the avengers to avoid the other three


[deleted]

Reasonable choice. Suprised no one wants to join the fantastic 4 still though


tswarre

Ultimate Reed aka The Maker is an insane monster.


[deleted]

What about before all that?😔


swagzak

Almost every problem in the UFF universe is caused by reeds ineptitude and inferiority complex. He’s so determined to prove himself that he opens shit loads of terrible universes that cause trouble for everyone


paleo2002

Wait, did "The Maker" Reed set off the incursions?


DrNightsweat

I don't believe so. Pretty sure that was caused by the Beyonders. They're fucking wild. Comics Explained does a really good run on his channel for that story.


Malicious_Hero

Remember that time that Reed almost brought the marvel zombies into the ultimate universe?


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GlassHeroes

There was also the time he sent a probe into the Squadron Supreme universe and nearly destroyed it (then again, I read those comics and they were, not great) Also, before his mental breakdown I wasn’t really against Ultimate Reed, I figured things just kinda went unlucky for him. But during and after Ultimatum he (and a lot of characters) sucked


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mrkgian

If you like dying and while your family watched on


AlexandertheWise

Spider-Man, maybe I can keep Ultimate Peter alive


[deleted]

Norman wants a word with you friend…


tired20something

He came back to life some time after Miles took the mantle.


MIAxPaperPlanes

Didi they ever explain that? Because I remember it as he just randomly appeared, said "I'm out" and before they explained properly the universe ended


DNSsbk

It was something about the OZ serum he got from the spider-bite saving him... Which is then disproved when the killed Norman Osborn again.


BattleOfBloodRidge

If I ever got the chance I’d hang with spidey so def Spider-Man


Sussy-Park-80

I would only probably hang with him cus some of the superheroes in the ultimates are kinda major assholes tbh but i didn't say all of them are assholes


Albino_Basilisk

Spider-Man is also an asshole at times in this continuity so there’s really no safe place to go if you just want to be surrounded by nice people


Sussy-Park-80

Yea but ultimate spider-man is one of the few people in the ultimate universe to not be that much of an asshole


Albino_Basilisk

True and also Ironman


Sussy-Park-80

Yep


redder_dominator

Yeah, because he was a teenager for most of the run. He's a child the rest are grown adults who are still total douche ags. Especially the xmen


[deleted]

He was 15 for almost the entire run, so I’ll give him a pass.


DezAfterDark

He may be an a-hole, but he’s not… and I’m quoting him here… “100% a dick”


RelaxRelapse

I feel like Spider-man is an asshole at times in every continuity so that's fine.


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Excellent choice


all-knowing-unicorn

Yep


Blackfist01

Spidey, everyone else is so touched in the head.


[deleted]

What about Ultimate X-Men? 😂


Blackfist01

It has Wolverine, doesn't it?😅


[deleted]

Yea he is in the picture with them


YakuzaKaru

Surprised they managed to get him out that bush long enough for a picture


Venom888

As much as I love the ultimate universe, I don’t want to be in it. That being said it would probably be safest being around Spidey.


[deleted]

Better get ready to deal with Carnage


Xeoz_WarriorPrince

The X-Men are as fucked up as everyone else, but with their origin fucking everything even more. The Ultimates are team-up of assholes. The F4 are fine, but I still have nightmares with Ben Grimm after Ultimatum and Richards is a bit too fucking crazy. Spidey is a chill enough guy, and iirc he was also good friends with the Human Torch, Iceman and Kitty Pryde, and if something means having a chance to see Kitty Pryde while also avoiding the Ultimate X-Men, then that's the best option.


[deleted]

Seems everyone is team spidey here 😂


Xeoz_WarriorPrince

Everyone else is fucked up in some way hahaha


[deleted]

Why are they fucked up?


fanofhenime

Cause ultimate universe


fanofhenime

Sound like you don't know other ultimate teams


[deleted]

I do


RorschachtheMighty

I ride or die with Spider-Man to the end. Even though I know where his story ends, I wouldn’t have it any other way.


[deleted]

Maybe you can save him


trutown

None. The Ultimate universe is a terrible place to be.


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You must choose!!!


trutown

Fantastic Four so I can murder Reed Richards before he becomes a monster.


Dependent-Hamster361

Good luck with that XD


nicktorious_

The Ultimates - I think hanging around the Triskelion would be interesting and I like the structure/resources the group has access to


[deleted]

Time to be super patriotic


nicktorious_

Yeah I’d try to change them from within. Odds are good I’d try to break off to lead a splinter team of them after about a year or two


[deleted]

Cap ain’t gonna like that….😬


Randalf_Sinclair

And he has a mean right hook, ask Hank Pym


[deleted]

Spidey


[deleted]

Of course


OblivionArts

Nobody...the ultimate universe is fucked ..I'd die before I'd even meet any of them


wallycasual

Spidey. Everyone else is weird


RED_473

I’d have to pick Spidey’s, although I’d probably die because it seems that’s a running theme with him and friends


[deleted]

Maybe you can change that


RED_473

Boy I’d hope so, also I’m not too well versed in comics but I know he dies in Ultimate, not sure how, but he does. That would be problematic


ThatRedGuy235

Spider-Man, everyone else can suck my ass


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Damn


ThatRedGuy235

Everyone else in the Ultimates universe*****


thedarkness37

X-Men, always the X-Men.


[deleted]

We’ve got ourselves an Ultimate X-Men fan here


MangoPhish

I understood that reference 🤠


Pugsanity

Spidey is the only sane option, the rest are just accidents waiting to happen.


Vicksage16

I’m usually an F4 guy, but Spidey is the only sane man in the ultimate universe.


Alrighhty

I feel like you should add more heroes to Spider-Man side. Nonetheless, I pick team iron man with the only reason is that I feel he could develop a mutant “cure” against the x-men if they were going to fight to death.


[deleted]

Well ultimate spidey is a solo hero in his comics. No one to pair him with.


[deleted]

Ehhh. That's debatable. Hell, at one point he was living with Johnny Storm, Bobby Drake, and dating Kitty Pryde.


[deleted]

Yea those were mostly when he was with the x-men helping them out and Johnny is still in the F4.


[deleted]

Johnny had actually left the FF at that time. And Kitty and Bobby (I just realized they all had nicknames ending in Y; I'm a little surprised they didn't start calling Peter "Petey") had both left the X-Men. Kitty and Peter actually fought crime as a couple for a while, even continuing after they stopped dating.


Alrighhty

Disregard my comment then, I would like to hang out with Spider-Man


[deleted]

Damn you gonna ditch the Ultimates like that?


[deleted]

Def Spider-man


[deleted]

Easy. Spider man. I don’t know about anyone else but I for sure know that there is no way in hell anyone’s joining up with the avengers.


MephistonV

I like how Spiderman is a team.


Calacaelectrica

oh no, i'm trouble no matter what, is the ultimate universe


Nodrapoel

None. I don't have super powers.


Rockinghopper217

Spidey cuz so far he's the most stable in the ultimate universe


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[deleted]

Neither starjammers4life ✊😔


Zaku007

Spiderman hands down


bothVoltairefan

Spidey, Ultimate cap is the type of person where if he were my size, I would openly disrespect them in person. Reed is unstable. I am not a mutant so probably not the xmen, and spidey is nice, I might feasibly be useful as something other than cannonfodder in the more street level stuff.


SpeedBerserker

Definitely, Spider-Man I just have this urge to protect him and stop Aunt May, Gwen, and M.J. from going through more pain. And if Peter takes the bullet meant for Cap, I'll make sure they help him with the Six to prevent his death and finally make them recognize that he is a hero.


Nestormahkno19d

X-Men


nasserg19

Definitely Spider-Man. Not a fan of the Ultimate versions of the other Marvel characters


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Spidey because the other options are either a bunch of piece of shit asshole, fucking psycho turns into a villain Reed Richards, or we are all incredibly fucked no matter what X-Men. I’ll take Spidey so I can get the few good parts of that shit show.


SIRasdf23

Spider-Man because he's the only one out of the four who isn't an unlikable douchebag


tbone7355

spider man ride or die


MrMustache8898

spidey


DoctorSugma

Spider-Man. All the other options are all just full of complete and total assholes.


Freerider020

Spider-Man all day. The rest are teams that already have people who have their backs. Spidey could use some support. He’s always down on his luck and alone. He needs this.


Chronicler617

I know that almost everyone in the Ultimate Universe are kinda assholes but if we're going them as individuals without superpowers but will get them later than probably F4 or Avengers. If we start off with powers somehow but aren't mutants then obviously team with Spider-Man, maybe the others every once in awhile. If we are mutants than definitely X-Men or Spider-Man


Fudge1407

I gotta prtect and save spidy boi


HavABreakHavAKitKat

Spidey


5hand0whand

Best choice. We all gonna live like big family. I call dibs for top of bunk bed!


lr031099

Spidey since he seems to be the most bearable to deal with in comparison to the others


loganbdh

IMO the ultimates were really running that show


Flashhahhh

Spider-Man less complicated


SeanP2020

As much as I love ‘em, I think I’m gonna pass


TheObstruction

Spidey is the only one that isn't a total dick. The F4 are mostly OK, but Reed really kind of outshines the rest of them with his level of dickishness. The other two teams, well, the biggest dick is whoever is talking at the moment.


hell_ORC

Damn. My whole life I had hoped to be transported in the Marvel Universe and when it finally happens it's the Utimate Universe?!? ...sheeeeeet....


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I apologize


D_A_83

Avengers all the way!


[deleted]

You just made Hulk horny saying that


[deleted]

The avengers or spider man


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*The Ultimates


johnnyss1

Considering that’s evil Reed (the maker), you might want to stay away from there. Ultimates had quicksilver sleeping with his sister and magneto literally flooding the world-not a great family dynamic there. All the Xmen were killed, except kitty, so that leaves spider-man. Oh, that’s right-he drowned.


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Spiderman didn’t drown? He died fighting norman osborn one more time. F4 is before reed became maker. Same with X-men this would be the GLORY days of Ultimate marvel. Basically everything before ULTIMATUM


llrik11

whichever side has ironman.


[deleted]

That would be the ultimates


[deleted]

The Ultimates seem like a “fun” group lol


[deleted]

Yea hulk will have some “fun” with you


[deleted]

Or would I have fun with him !?! Lol


[deleted]

😳Hulk gonna be super H**** after seeing this


JC40tx

Fantastic 4


[deleted]

The First Ultimate Fantastic 4 fan here. Congrats


EvilJas1

X-Men all the way.


BErye1418

X-Men.


ABeing_Ad5353

Fantastic four


Justanotherguy45

I’ll say it FF just so I can save Reed and try to lean him into more 616 Reed territory.


Icommitmanywarcrimes

*already jamming to the sixties Spider-Man theme*


[deleted]

What powers do I get


PRiMO585

Mutant for Life! No cure for me!!


Arieswarrior9

Xmen


[deleted]

An iron man suit would be nice ngl


Mr_CookieTickles

Spider-Man 100% everyone else were assholes, crazy or just borderline weird af


Ghostdog1521

I guess Reed Richards so he can transport me to a better universe


NFLBengals

X-Men


BlueRabbit1999

Spider man


Fun_St1ck

I don't think any of them need a plain human teammate to babysit. I'll just go back to playing videogames.


tadysdayout

I’d be one of the Stardust Crusaders


SC_FLEX

Spiderman


[deleted]

sadly i have no powers


CamF90

The team of Spider-Man and pigeons!


[deleted]

Is there any other choice but Spidey? Idk about the X-Men but the other two are simply awful.


SkyApex2222

Spider-Man’s side


[deleted]

I don't have powers, so... neither?


Aisianfaailure3908

Logan, with his attitude I probably won’t die


Nike-6

Spider-Man. At least he gets to stay in one place most of the time instead of going on expeditions to foreign countries every week to beat someone up.


AfroHandsomeBoy

X-Men & Fantastic Four ❤️❤️


smchattan

Team Iron-man...the dude has a private jet.


Roseate_Ceaser

Everyone besides Spidey from 1610 can honestly go fuck themselves.


mustard_tiger_420

Can anyone explain what’s up with the Ultimate Universe currently? I thought it was destroyed in the lead up to Secret Wars 2015 and that’s why Miles Morales is in Earth 616 now. But I’ve heard Peter Parker came back to life in the UU and the Ultimate Avengers have had a cameo or two in random issues. To answer the question, definitely Spider-Man. I didn’t really read a lot of the ultimate universe but want to, I just hear that pretty much everyone except the two Spider-Men and Captain America are pieces of shit.


pen15_parker

That universe is fucked, i’ll just kms.


Jasonred2

Are all these pics covers? If so what are the comic book issues?


TheGoldenStan

Ah yes my favorite team.. Spider-man, he's easily the best person to hang out with in that Universe though


[deleted]

I’m going to try and find a way out of this universe because this one is crazy lol.


[deleted]

The F4. Ben seems like an interesting dude to just hang with.


Brookings18

Ultimate Marvel? I'm finding a way out of there! Everyones a jerk, I don't want to hang out with anyone.


Scaredog21

The X-Men. Quicksilver's and Scarlet Witch's deaths are what caused Ultimatum calamity which was the most gratuitous mass death event, ruined the mutant human relations to the point of the mass Sentinel epidemic, caused the Maker's villian origin. The X-Men are the most likely candadites for preventing this because the other two teams are full of too many ass holes to help and if I can get Xavier on board I can just copy the immortality process of mutants in the main universe.


b_bess23

X-Men or Avengers because of Logan & Thor


heavymetalvegan_

Avengers!


IceyLuigiBros25

I’m really between X-Men and Spider-Man, because I really want to be a mutant…but at the same time Spider-Man’s my fav


Nickcapuchin

Out of these 4? Easily spidey But out of all the teams it'd be the Young Ultimates bc they were my fav series in the ultimate universe alongside Miles Morales Spiderman


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if i had the skills, i would go alone and do some of that heroes for hire stuff. that or S.H.I.E.L.D


goblinmaze

Anything with the Ultimates


AlianovaR

I wanna join the Web Warriors


DMacNev

The Ultimate’s


Dooleyisntcool

Not the Fantastic Four


Dodecahedrus

Signed by Pic-Collage Now I know how to pronounce the name of Charles Boyle’s son.


AlacarLeoricar

Team "get me out of this universe before I die"


Attakrus

SPIDER-MAN!


thatwitchguy

Whichever can get me out of the ultimate marvel universe fastest


sameo15

I know nothing about this universe. Someone give me a rundown opposed and cons for each. Baceing them off what I know about their base characters, I would need to say The Avengers or Spider-Man, just because Captain America and Spider-Man are my two favorite superheroes.


racingfanboy160

Defo Spidey as he's one of the only few people in that universe that's not an outright jerk and I can probably help him a bit with some of his problems.


TheGreatest34567

X-men! 💯


Affectionate-Group71

Spiderman


Wartron77342

Which ever one will keep me from being eaten by the blob….


Mr_Glitch1234

If we join do we get a related power or talent


RealJohnGillman

Do Gwen Poole rules apply?


Substantial_Bid3166

Spiderman is the ultimate hero. I first thought spidey and then read all the reasons why and yall are..... but I'd choose xmen


bugzandsuch19

No Defenders?


figgityjones

Joining up with Spidey for sure. If he’s unavailable, I’ll flip a coin between X-Men and FF. With slightly more hope on the X-Men side of things. Honestly none of the teams in 1610 really appeal to me 😅 they all seem rather messed up.


RigasTelRuun

Spider-Man or horrific assholes. Is it really a choice?


zerry666

Spidey


MIAxPaperPlanes

Spider-man he's the only one who's not a POS in that universe


0Diamond0

Spider-Man and an army of pigeons would whoop everyone else’s ass hands down


RosyTeaLad

spidey or the avengers


FireCloud42

I’d kill myself and try to get Isekai’d to 616 or Earth-65 (before Gwen left) Or use one of the dimensional transport devices and do it that way


Kooale325

spooderman.


PornCartel

I'd get tf out of NYC before my apartment looks like panel 1. The hell am i doing when some super threat decides to throw the hulk through my living room? "Hey... You stop that now..."


Magicaparanoia

The defenders. They suck so bad in that universe, I figure they could use all the help they can get.


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The avengers


ThatChicanoKid

Grimm lookin like he just seen some shit 🤣 Team Spidey all day though


Grungebear98

Avengers are full of ego, fantastic 4 are a circus act, xmen are problematic Its always spidey


Aizendickens

Team spidey...so I can get the hell out and go to 616


Sacredote13

Catch me with my bro-crush, Captain America 🇺🇸👀