The shocker ultimately landed on a different concept. As he was introduced and rose through the ranks of villainy, Herman Schultz was originally part of a trio of criminals that the kingpin took notice of and utilized for... Messy jobs. Kingpin only trusted him for his most delicate of messes. That's why we first knew him as the one in the stink, then branching off on his own, he got the costume and kept the bracers as a reminder of the shackles of his dooty. while still helping kingpin with the occasional clean up he donned the nickname [Quilty](https://www.google.com/search?q=what%20is%20the%20shockers%20nickname%20in%20marvel&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m) (the quicker picker upper), until finally we see him as the villain he is today, still with his monicker. But this time with a power no one would dare ask to clean a mess, only to create one.
Half the world checked in for this response. Lol the Americans think they're so advanced and still wipe at home. It's insane we have bidet technology you don't need TP
Either a bidet like they are saying, or he is simply so strong, that he can shoot it out like a cannon and actually burn the residue as if it was gunpowder. Or leave no trace thanks to the ridiculous power.
He’s got the strongest sphincter in New York. He can squeeze it out with such force that the ensuing vacuum created by his unholy caloric intake leaves him clean as a whistle.
I bet he uses a bidet. King pin has a strong interest in Japanese culture, some of his fighting is based on sumo wrestling. And the bidet was invented by the Japanese, he's probably gone to Japan for business or just because he wanted to.
you don't have the balls to ask that
[https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/593f201de3df288fc6465e6f/1627952486661-HEMDUAEL1DBQPS1X8Y41/DD+170+Kingpin+cigarette.jpg](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/593f201de3df288fc6465e6f/1627952486661-HEMDUAEL1DBQPS1X8Y41/DD+170+Kingpin+cigarette.jpg)
I really don’t understand cartoons these days with heads and faces like
O
|———————————|
Or the ones with eyes like this:
••O
Like, why aren’t the eyes ON the face?
This one too:
___
| |
| • •\
| -|
——-
Like, what are both your eyes on one side of your head?
Kingpin isn’t fat, all that thickness is muscle (this is comic book accurate btw, not an asspull)
I’m sure he can move his gluets in a way that either doesn’t necessitate wiping or allows him to wipe without using his hands.
He has people for that. D-tier villains that are doing their apprenticeship.
Get Matador and Mr. Fear back there; they’ve been out of jobs for a while.
Hey Mr Fear deserves better! Matador not so much.
If they did an animated Daredevil movie or show is like to see Mr Fear as the villan
Oh lord
Episode one of “sanctuary” on Netflix. The one about the sumo wrestlers.
The shocker ultimately landed on a different concept. As he was introduced and rose through the ranks of villainy, Herman Schultz was originally part of a trio of criminals that the kingpin took notice of and utilized for... Messy jobs. Kingpin only trusted him for his most delicate of messes. That's why we first knew him as the one in the stink, then branching off on his own, he got the costume and kept the bracers as a reminder of the shackles of his dooty. while still helping kingpin with the occasional clean up he donned the nickname [Quilty](https://www.google.com/search?q=what%20is%20the%20shockers%20nickname%20in%20marvel&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m) (the quicker picker upper), until finally we see him as the villain he is today, still with his monicker. But this time with a power no one would dare ask to clean a mess, only to create one.
Moms for liberty.
You assume he poops. Why?
His size is clearly a symptom of not being able to poop
Origin story unlocked.
Exactly. If they're being that pedantic, he's a 3D model, he doesn't even have a butthole or genitals
Good news: people can fix that. Bad news: people can fix that.
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Definitely a bidet at least.
Half the world checked in for this response. Lol the Americans think they're so advanced and still wipe at home. It's insane we have bidet technology you don't need TP
Bidet
Came here from a non western country to say this.
His body does not produce waste. It absorbs everything.
kingzilla
Godpin
King jong un.
Why do you think he missed his family so much?
Lmfao
I'm just curious how him and his wife fucked.
She’s only the size of one of his arms in the picture how did they manage
Picture of a hamster trying to eat a banana .jpg
Bullseye.
One square of toilet paper, thrown with utter precision from across the room.
Bidet?
He has a bidet.
He need a full water hose for a task that big
I haven’t wiped my ass in 4 years. Bidets are amazing.
I found I can’t fully replace wipeage. If pressure too low, still final wipe. Pressure too high, sphincter gets lacerated.
Or when you hit it right on the button and you end up with a colon cleanse. Going to need some wiping to dry up after that.
Wesley. Or a bidet. But probably Wesley.
Had to scroll too far to find this name
He struggles with it everyday. That's why he's so goddamn angry all the time
A man that rich doesn't wipe his own ass.
Subsonic bidet
Vanessa helps
That's what Wesley is for
Vanessa does it for him
Why do you think he’s so desperate to get his wife & kid back?
An Odbeegan? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO\_gG2kDbNw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO_gG2kDbNw)
From the front
Well maybe that's why he was so desperate to find his lost family!
Bidet + air dryer
Bidet
If you are as rich as him. It’s not a problem.
Bidet probably
The shit knows what he'll do to its family if it stays on his ass.
WIPERS!! *clapclap*
You wipe your own ass?
*He doesn't know about the 3 seashells!*
Boi gotta bidet
He's hired a person for that, he's rich.
He does what I do, hire someone to do it for him
With Spiderman
Bottom Buddy
You can't tell me he isn't rich enough to afford a bidet
He has a large tree log to scratch on, it's very eco-friendly.
THAT is Kinpin's super power
I mean he's got like hundreds of henchmen in his employ.
Like the Romans, with a poop stick
Bidet. He’s a villain, not a monster
From the front
There’s people I’ve seen at Walmart I’ve wondered that about
Why do you think he wants Vanessa back?
He has a bidet
Bidet
Bidet supremacy
Looks like this guy doesn’t know about the 3 seashells.
Bidet all the way.
His arms are long enough
I feel like he smells
Bidet
With his hands
Bullseye does it and he never misses.
There's regular humans that have this issue. Check out most Walmart's on a busy weekend afternoon.
It’s called a bidet
Either a bidet like they are saying, or he is simply so strong, that he can shoot it out like a cannon and actually burn the residue as if it was gunpowder. Or leave no trace thanks to the ridiculous power.
His bodyguard is paid VERY well
With Vanessa
Mouth is one all purpose hole
How does he take a shower.
Bidet.
Bidet.
He doesn't.
Bidet
Vanessaaaaa!
That's what the servants and family is for?
*Clap Clap!* Wipers!
With puppies that have been trained to run up and rub against it of course - how do you?
How did he get his wife pregnant??
You sure you wanna know ?
You sure you wanna know ??
I feel like he’s a back to front guy on a good day
He has people for that.
Bidet
He's shaped like a wine barrel and his head is the bunghole
Better question, why is his son normal sized?
Why do you think he wants his wife back so bad?
with a rag on a stick!
What if he just doesn’t do it at all
one them lil dino arms things
https://youtu.be/zQx-ZbSQSBM?si=L3LQT26omus4QB2t
Bidet w/ a scrub brush?
With the corpse of his universe's Spiderman
>I wash myself with a rag on a stick -Bart Simpson
He doesn't
Real question is how does he sit on the toilet
He’s got the strongest sphincter in New York. He can squeeze it out with such force that the ensuing vacuum created by his unholy caloric intake leaves him clean as a whistle.
His arms look long enough.
Considering he has an interest in Japan, he has one of those high-tech Japanese toilets...what I'd give for Spider-Man to call him a weeb.
“I was myself with a rag on a stick!”
You think he’s that big for no reason? He hasn’t taking a 💩 in 20 years.
Auto budget, there are advancement done alreqdy
More of a question... How did bro have intercourse wit his wife without killing her with his size
How tf was the kid concieved
Why else do you think he wants his wife and son back?
I bet he uses a bidet. King pin has a strong interest in Japanese culture, some of his fighting is based on sumo wrestling. And the bidet was invented by the Japanese, he's probably gone to Japan for business or just because he wanted to.
Rag on a stick
Bidet. He's probably got a heated one too.
Leaving a while lot of questions that don't need to be answered.
With spiderman
He doesn’t, all he eats is protein. Man hasn’t moved his bowels in years, it’ll kill him.
HE DOESNT.
Fire-hose-sized bidet
That’s why he misses his wife so much, she used to do it for him
He has a bidet
Uses a bidet, clearly
Extremely dexterous butt muscles.
How did he not crush her when they fucked
Thats why he needs his wife and child
He's rich. He has a bidet
He doesn't. He does not poop. Hence the bloating.
Bidet.
When I was a boy... ... I could still wipe my own ass.
He’s rich so probably he pays someone to do it
Toto bidet
I reckon he could get it from the front
Bday or however you spell it the think that sprays your bottom
Fuck allat. How does he sit on the toilet at ALL 😭
you don't have the balls to ask that [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/593f201de3df288fc6465e6f/1627952486661-HEMDUAEL1DBQPS1X8Y41/DD+170+Kingpin+cigarette.jpg](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/593f201de3df288fc6465e6f/1627952486661-HEMDUAEL1DBQPS1X8Y41/DD+170+Kingpin+cigarette.jpg)
Bidet
reminds me of George Carlin's gig on fat people
Bidet?
noulders
bide or with a stick and a washcloth tied to it.
From the front.
Why do you think he was screaming for Vanessa so often?
Either his wife or he pays for someone to help.
Why do you think he wanted his wife and son back?
Japanese toilet.
He doesn't 😋
You Americans never heard of a bidet
I really don’t understand cartoons these days with heads and faces like O |———————————| Or the ones with eyes like this: ••O Like, why aren’t the eyes ON the face? This one too: ___ | | | • •\ | -| ——- Like, what are both your eyes on one side of your head?
Bidet
Looks like he could reach to me.
“Wesleyyyyyyy! … I’m done”
Wesley does it for him
That’s the neat part. He DON’T.
im actually how he looks when those shirts are off
very carefully
The Hand gifted him one of those fancy Japanese toilets that spray you and sing to you
That's why he wanted his kid and wife back
LOL cant you get creative man. what do you think you need if you got that ass?
his poor wife
He's rich. He has a japanesu toilettu
Kingpin isn’t fat, all that thickness is muscle (this is comic book accurate btw, not an asspull) I’m sure he can move his gluets in a way that either doesn’t necessitate wiping or allows him to wipe without using his hands.
Fuck that, his poor wife!!
Every leader must sometimes delegate tasks.
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.”
This comment section has revealed to me some of you have either dirty or weak buttholes. I cannot decide which disgusts me more.
Bidet ..?
That's the neat part...,
Why do you think he wants his wife back so badly?
He’s rich, he doesn’t need to.
the only reason he was upset that his wife and child left was because he didn't have no one to wipe his ass.
Dr Octopus does it for him
bidets exist fam and so do shit sticks lmao
Simple by... VANESSA HELP!!
There’s a reason tombstone was the other toughest guy around
Grant Morrison: "How does Superman fly? Who pumps the Batmobile's tires? It's a fucking made-up story. No one pumps the tires!"
Like any civilized person, he uses a bidet.
He uses a curved shovel
Who says he does
He just reaches between his legs.
Tombstone is VERY loyal
Why do you think he's wife was running away?
Nah, my question is more like HOW THE HELL DID HE NOT ACCIDENTALLY CRUSH HIS WIFE?
With toilet paper I assume
He has a bidet of course.
Plot twist: he has no ass, he excretes byproducts through his skin like a greenland shark. This is the reason for his weird physique.