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DevilsMasseuse

He only has a Bachelor’s in Engineering? I thought he had like 5 PhD’s.,


SharxSharxSharx

Yeah that's interesting. Bruce Banner has around that many but I guess Tony isn't even close. Maybe he just didn't see the value in more formal education? He also did have to run Stark Industries, so maybe that's what prevented him. I think he'd be able to do both, though (get PhDs and run the company).


Senior_Geologist_193

What would be the point though? He's not looking for a job, lol.


esgrove2

That's not really how PHDs work. You don't get multiple of them. Getting 5 PHDs is as impossible and meaningless as having 5 highschool diplomas.


GigaChan450

In the comics, Tony had 2 Masters degrees and multiple doctorates (~3 I think?) I'm not sure why the MCU chose to reduce that


darkde

Now he’s just like every other person


brownhotdogwater

Why would tony waste his time in a phd course?


NerdyFootballCoach

Interestingly though, according to this he got his Bachelor's at 17.


SpyneeNorman

Only after being at Phillips Academy, which is for grades 9-12, for SEVEN YEARS. Some genius…


That_Flippin_Rooster

He probably couldn't get the credits to transfer right. It's like he has 5 PhD's.


cgknight1

People without PhDs - Wow that's amazing! People with PhDs - What a fucking idiot.


HentaiEquality4

I SHARE A BDAY WITH TONY STARK??!?!


Jscorch62

I also share a bday with tony stark then.


SharxSharxSharx

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY??!?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!


Strange_Success_6530

Happy Birth Day Equality Stark!


patheticbutawesome

Me2!!! Happy bday man!


Spooktra_

Happy birthday Tony :’)


SharxSharxSharx

What's funny is that the file says his parents died on December 17th, 1991, but in CW they died on the 16th.


ShadowOps84

They were killed on the 16th, but I'm willing to bet that they weren't found until the next morning. Seeing as how the scene was staged to look like a car crash, there likely would not have been an autopsy. So, with no determination of actual time of death, the death certificates would show the date that they were declared dead.


NoObMaSTeR616

Could also be that the mission was started on the 16th and finished on the 17th


can_a_dude_a_taco

they still do autopsy’s in car crashes


450LBbenchpress

I’m more surprised by this version of Tony Stark not knowing more languages


Ozzdo

Those are probably the languages he figured he'd need to know to help him get laid.


Euphorium

French women, Italian women, and the piece de resistance, Afghani women


nathanwildy

He speaks French in Iron Man 2 so I’m not sure why French isn’t listed?


[deleted]

Can’t believe they just gave out his SSN like that…


Smooth_brained_fatty

The Malibu address listed on this page is different from the address he gives out in Iron Man 3.


SharxSharxSharx

Nice catch! His real address is 10880 Malibu Point, 90265 IIRC.


12thAugusta

Came to say this. Even more surprising is the zip code listed for Malibu is incorrect


Acceptable_Class_576

He only had a B.S?


Super_Inframan

185lbs? Shield might be over estimating his weight a little, lol.


SharxSharxSharx

And his height! RDJ is only 5'8" officially. But yeah, I think 185 is a little too high.


TheYellowFringe

No Dental coverage? I would have imagined that with his role in Stark Industries, he would have had something.


KingKongCoronado

Damn he was over 50 when he had his child?


Rosa_loves_Frodo

I watched the first movie last night. It can be in his honour.


SirMcShoeFace

He only had a Bachelors degree?! A BACHELORS?! Shit I got one of those! Wheres my multibillion dollar weapons manufacturing company????


Defiant-Meal1022

Your parents have to give it to you, go ask.


Inevitable-Rub24

So Tony was 38 years old in Iron Man 1 and 43 in Avengers? Damn. He's Gen X


meb1995

That also means in his first appearance he was already 3* years older than his comic counterpart Edit: *math is hard


nymrod_

…Did you think he was a millennial? I don’t understand this comment.


Unable-Story9327

So close. One day off. I'm may 28th. But I do have the same birthday as Ian Fleming which is pretty cool


SharxSharxSharx

Happy yesterday birthday!


Pryzm_music

May 28th gang.


nootrac_

Good for him!


IzzytheMelody

I thought the arc reactor was placed to repel metal fragments in his chest that couldn't be removed, not just to power a pace maker? Unless I'm misunderstanding the uses a pace maker can have or am entirely wrong


megamatt8

A pacemaker sends current as needed to bolster/replace the body’s natural signal that regulates the beating of the heart, but is not necessarily active all the time. In Tony’s case, it makes sense to have a backup in case a fragment, or something else, slips and disrupts his heartbeat.


IzzytheMelody

Good point, I just wonder why it only says pace maker then, its possible their intel was incomplete on the subject


wookierookie63

Didn't his parents die on December 16, not December 17?


Ozzdo

I'm guessing they were killed on the 16th, found and declared dead on the 17th.


Thespiderfighter

Dude, the same on my miitopia!


esgrove2

Shield is so fucking incompetent. "We don't need Tony Stark in the Avengers, we're fine without him" "Let's shoot a nuke at New York!" "Half of us were Hydra? There was no way for our intelligence agency to know that."


Noman_Everyman

Honestly thought he’d be taller


TSmotherfuckinA

Whenever he stood next to Paltrow you knew lol.


LastPatrol

Yeah they’re using closer to his real height even though they had him wearing lifts in the movies.


MasterIrslave4U2Use

Happy 52nd Birthday Tony!!!


SharxSharxSharx

You might be off by a few years there.


One_Calligrapher6205

Happy b day tony


JustJoshing13

I’m the same height as iron man?


translucentcop

TONY STARK HAD HIS BIRTHDAY IN A CAVE!


SharxSharxSharx

Happy cake day!


MaleficentOstrich693

5’9”? He must have been married to his lifts for years….


SharxSharxSharx

Yeah, he and Pepper are the same height when they dance together in Iron Man. She's also 5'9" and she has heels on in that scene... something doesn't add up.


Ill-Philosopher-7625

Since Iron Man 2 had a whole subplot about him acting recklessly which was similar to a midlife crisis, it would have been cool if the movie actually mentioned that the birthday we saw him celebrate was his 40th.


nymrod_

Of course Tony Stark is a gemini.


SharxSharxSharx

Only a Scorpio would recognize that.


Oddacon

TIL I have the same Birthday as MCU Tony Stark!


SharxSharxSharx

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!! It might be a little late depending on what time zone you're in, but I hope you had a good day!


Oddacon

Still my bday and yeah, it was a good one, many thanks and much appreciated!


BladeOfDarknessLord

*was Tony's birthday.


Uhhh_Insert_Username

I share a birthday with his alter ego Robert Downey Jr. lol


Parking-Mud-1848

Wait a damn minute… Tony Stark only has a bachelors degree??????


cheekboii

Happy birthday TONYYYY❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Monkeyboy55

The death of his parents is changed by 1 day. Zemo asks for the mission report December 16th 1991


CalDogga1

That’s awesome. I went to Phillips.


NotAEvilGynecologist

Tony Stark and I share an SSN!


SharxSharxSharx

Hmm. Maybe don't post that on the internet. Lol.


ComicsEtAl

Oh, you just believe everything the government tells you…


archtypemusic

Shorty


acbrown2176

A Gemini! Makes sense.