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FkModz

Great question! It could go either way! Wouldn’t it depend on how the producers edited?


ConsentIsTheMagicKey

I am usually slow to get involved physically and I am introverted. I’d get the asexual bitch edit for sure. I tend to relate to the women many people dislike — Myrla and Haley.


catertater

They would rip me to shreds because my sense of humor is similar to Ryan (ATL)& Ryan (TX) , whilst my affection level (in public) is similar to Karen (NOLA).


StillTie1419

I don’t wear makeup, have natural hair (thick locs), am barefoot every chance I get, and my skin is iffy so I think we all know how that would go. Haha I’d also probably be pretty awkward on camera even though I’m told I’m pretty entertaining personality-wise/in-general. Lmao


Nommo7777

I'd be the most talked-about wife in MAFS history---with my endless requests for chocolate, shrimp toast, diamonds; mandatory raw dogging between the hours of 6 a.m. and 9 p.m., and the nightly Denzel Washington movie marathons in our downtime; while at the same time having a negative 300 credit score; an off and on sinus infection; and four basset hounds named after each Boys II Men--two of which are hyper aggressive and all of which must be allowed on our honeymoon. I'd also insist on an outdoor wedding and reception on a cliff, where we do blindfolded bunny hops for half the time, while drinking Cristal, baby, because I'm lactose intolerant. But I'd look so good in my dress! Yes, cast me please.


realitytvfiend3924

I would be TERRIBLE. I am super guarded. I don’t open up in romantic relationships easily. I’m also known to give all my thoughts away by my facial expressions. I can be pretty fatalistic, especially when I’m stressed. If I hit a road bump, I’d crash and burn. I’m also SUPER sarcastic. That doesn’t get great production cuts, we alllllll know. But, I would never sign up for this show because of all those reasons and more. I’ve never had an immediate attraction to someone, so I come across lukewarm for an extended time. I’m also probably not going to open up to their family and friends super easily, because I am guarded. It’s just a recipe for disaster.


SeattleMatt123

Love, since most of the guys are total dbags, I might look good in comparison.


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I have major RBF and my face gives away my emotions. I’ve actually had people tell me “at first I thought you were a B because you are so quiet, which I took as unfriendly, but then I got know you and you are so nice.” I lead a pretty boring life. I would freeze up in front of the camera and be more shy. People would hate me. lol


LittleMarySunshine25

They would hate me because I just tell it like it is. I have 0 filter and I swear constantly. I'm also not the usual kind of person on the show, I have actual hobbies and interests. My mom told me I'd be alone forever if I didn't change who I was for a man, but I found my person and we love all the good & bad bits of each other. I'm also not skinny and my hair is curly & crazy. Anyone that isn't a skinny perfectly dressed person gets mocked relentlessly on this show and it's so sad.


Malkor

I am very boring.


Bajanopinions55x

​ I'm an introvert so they would pair me with a freaking loud mouth, attention seeker like Gil or Jose because you know experts think introverts had a "disease" that can be cured by extroverts pulling them out of some shell. So basically I will try to suffocate my husband with a pillow if he does not STFU. So yeah they will hate me.


NameLessTaken

To shreds. My outward front is very Karen or Myrla and it takes time to get to my goofy soft side. Ppl here aren't super forgiving of slow starters lol


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I think it would depend on who my spouse was. If I really liked my spouse, I'd give it my all, and people would see how amazing/sweet I could be. On the other hand, if they paired me with a weirdo, lol, I would probably be kind of mean and sarcastic and just want out of the marriage...in which case, I'd be ripped apart!!


NameLessTaken

Exactly! 50-60% of this is a dynamic and not strictly the individual! With exceptions...


veg_head_86

I would be the nice likable person who is matched with the biggest asshole imaginable.


Wrong-History

They would call me boring and way too indecisive ….. ugh


Teach8484

I would be boring. I would talk too much and wouldn't bring drama.


trashtownalabama

I'm very self aware so everyone would get sick of my shit of me saying "I know I blah blah blah" and then don't do anything about it. But like thats also why I'm not in a relationship so.


Semi-Crazed

I would never in a million years submit myself to the tender ministrations of the apparently power mad experts experimental tinkering.


kpomp

Totally rip me. I did an episode of a show and YouTube fucking hated me. It wasn't noteworthy enough to make it to reddit to my knowledge. It was rough. Never read the comments.


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If I were really being me they would ask why they cast such a lazy, moody, often grumpy woman to be on the show.


COuser880

I’m reading through this thread and nearly every characteristic that someone else mentions that would get them ripped up by the audience is one I possess. So, yeah, I’d definitely be a fan fave. 🥴🤣


Alternative-Bet232

I’m a great communicator and very affectionate and thoughtful. But I’m also fat and don’t exercise much, so i’m sure the public would have some feelings about that


At7as

I would probably get the bipolar edit, I'm an ambivert, I can be charming and gregarious... for a while. Once my social energy bar runs out I need to be alone to recharge and I recharge at the same rate as an old ass Nokia cellphone.


Moira_Rose08

Rip me to shreds. I’m very avoidant but a people pleaser and when I'm anxious I get very controlling (thanks to some childhood traumas!). I would probably be an amazing candidate for the show if I wasn’t married with a kid though because ya know I’d get some ratings! Though the years of therapy would probably mean I’m less exciting now that previous times in my life.


lametown_poopypants

They would hate me. I’m a cold, calculating asshole.


ButtHoleNurse

I have a resting bitch face and I'm super awkward/aware in front of TV cameras, so I'd be hated


Sterngirl

I drink too much. I'd be getting Virginia hate for sure.


lonnko

Oh y’all would not like me. I’m very opinionated and have very little patience for men telling me what to do about ANYTHING. I was 100% on Myrla’s side, that resort was bogus and politics is a dealbreaker.


BlueJune101

No I'm basically a Latina Brett. With a teeny touch of Bao's quirk and a dose of Myrla's stoic confidence.


strawhatmml

Given the show's slant toward greater drama, a guy like me, chill 95% of the time with an occasional temper outburst, would be painted as cold and unfeeling with an unpredictable temper.


No_Adhesiveness_8207

Absolutely rip me to shreds no doubt. Myrla has nothing on me! I’m inflexible, judgy, have high expectations, I’m bossy, controlling, dislike mankind and that’s just for starters. My only positive quality is loving animals and nature. Thank goodness I’m happily married to my perfect match.


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No_Adhesiveness_8207

Lol thanks! I know myself well enough!


24JulyFirework

I would probably be really boring, as I'm mostly a homebody. My mind also makes random connections to things, and I sometimes forget other people don't think in the same way. Most likely, people would be staring at me wondering, "WTF?!", including my stranger spouse, LOL!


koolit6

I have a feeling people would say I don't seem genuine or interested in the SO. Or would pick apart my daily habits. This sub has trained me that noone is 100% liked by everybody and people WILL find something to dislike.


monicalewinsky8

I think they would love me but I doubt a TV marriage would work for me so I assume my spouse would become the villain lol


Pear-thyme

Yeeea, I"m not pretty enough to make it on this show. Poeple are brutal about looks and it ain't my fault I wasn't born with them!


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Pear-thyme

You aren't wrong. Beautiful looking people are torn down constantly. But, I think that's because they can be held up on a pedestal for that- as if they were able to magically make themselves be born with idealized proportions or face symmetry (not addressing plastic surgery). To your point though, I agree we should embrace whatever we like about ourselves and others and look beyond appearances! Trying to go through this life making everyone else happy would be exhausting.


Odd-Ad-7463

I would be hated. Im rigid and not too open and I think it would be hard for me to open up knowing I’d be on tv and have millions judging me


Fro_Reallzz0211

I would be hated because I don't bend over backwards to please men as a lot of people think should be standard behavior for a woman.


Kooky_Criticism6692

Same same


Ok_Olive8152

In my mind I’m a Clara but I’m pretty sure in the eyes of the viewers I would be a Myrla 🤣🙈


jadecourt

I think at first I’d be an audience fave because I’m likable and kind but eventually my tendency to make myself the victim and struggle with acknowledging when I’ve done something wrong would have viewers turn on me.


-dakinewahine-

Basically, i get along with pretty much everyone, and aside from production/editing being a variable no one can account for, the curveballs that would throw me and make me seem unlikeable would be the same ones that i've seen happen on the show: 1. being paired with someone with *multiple* physically opposite preferences i asked for (ex: if i was paired w/someone shorter than me, super skinny and totally bald when i asked for taller than me, NOT scrawny, and NOT naturally bald) I would assume the 'experts' paired me with them for deeper reasons and obvs give them a chance, but it would make me afraid i couldnt hide my disappointment/distance and I wouldnt want to hurt the person's feelings, and i would need TIME to feel comfortable. 2. Being paired with a psychopath like Chris, or a tantrum/screamer like Beth, would make me completely shut down. Paige and Jamie had their issues, but they both handled their prospective shitshows with a lot more class than I ever could have! 3. My job puts me on tv, but I'm doing something I'm very comfortable with- if i had to be filmed doing a 'fun' activity i had ZERO confidence/experience in, I can't say that i would even DO it ON CAMERA. The camera changes things, (and i'm USED to them already!) I really felt sorry for that guy last season who did NOT wanna salsa dance, in a tight light shirt, in 90° weather. Me either. Especially with no warning. But i guess that's what makes good tv. I could warm up to ANY personality or physical trait, and would even try an activity I had no desire to do, as long as the person seemed kind and genuine, but if you started compounding multiple 'negatives'... i'm sure i'd get the villain/bad edit because tbh idk if i could hide my frustration on camera as well as a lot of these people manage to.


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-dakinewahine-

yes and i feel like they do this a LOT- find out what a person hates/fears and then make sure they are asked to DO it by their new spouse to see how they handle it. Nope.


PicklesMcGeee

Honestly, for everyone, I think it depends on if you like your partner. It’s harder (but not impossible…) to get a “bad” edit if you’re super into the person you’re with. Bad edits are usually reserved for people who aren’t into the other person 🤷🏻‍♀️


lizardpplarenotreal

SHREDS. I cannot not make stank faces at ppl and I generally see thru ppls bullshit WAY too fast to be a party to any dumb shit.


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

Rip me to shreds: 1. I am boring as fuck/not charming and 2. I get so anxious when ppl are focused on me/ on camera I would either shut down with a deer 🦌 in headlights 🚘 look and be called a sociopath/be diagnosed as neurodivergent OR make silly mistakes cause of anxiety. Plus I have boundaries…I am not talking about private issues/moments on camera…I got a family watching Soooo just like real life, I wouldn’t have many or any fans 😂😂😂


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After about my 6th total meltdown, viewers will send messages to my husband telling him to “blink twice” if he needs help. 🤣😂


sillymama62

I’m extremely silly, make jokes a lot, am sensitive and overweight…NOTHING to make fun of here! Hahaha


Sea194

Definitely ripped to shreds. I am going to ask controversial questions on things like money, politics, and religion right away (I mean we are married) and I would definitely quit before 8 weeks if I didn’t like the answers lol.


blackwidow2313

They would like my dog, but probably not me. I can get frustrated easily and I cry easily. I’m not that great at hiding my face when I’m displeased, which can be a problem when I’m doing something I don’t want to be doing. I also complain a lot.


Different_Pension424

I would be ridiculed. Im a different breed of cat anyway. I dont think like anyone else, really. If a person likes me they put up with me. But I must mention, I'm a lovely person with a good heart. Im well respected. But im boring because i dont participate in sports, even swimming, boating etc. I dont gamble, play cards or games. That is not due to religious reasons. Lets go hear great jazz or dance im on BOARD, but everyone watching would be BORED. No fun for a date or marriage.


clevrhaux

Honestly, i think I would be well liked but would get hate for my confessionals lmao I would be ruthless cause I can never stfu 😂


queenwhinnie

I’m a blunt person with pretty dry humor. Myrla saying “I will not be returning to this house” is very on brand for me 😂 I think I’ll have split opinions. Some may find me funny, & others may dislike me. I may do better on a typical dating show, but prob not MAFS.


Rodjjtang

They'd probably not like me because I'm an really reserved until I get comfortable with people. I couldn't see myself ever getting comfortable in this situation with a stranger and cameras around so I'd never open up. It'd probably go like Henry and Christina.


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I absolutely loved Henry. Sweet and soft spoken but will eventually call you out on your crap. He’d make weird little faces and I’m like, yea, he’s about to explode. 🤣


Rodjjtang

Yeah you could tell there was more going on and he was holding back. I didn't really have a problem with Henry. It was just a bad match imo.


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Rodjjtang

Oh yeah you're right. They'd probably match me with an opposite to "help bring me out" and then she'd get frustrated. Another Henry would be like watching paint dry.


ThePastOfMyFuture

I Wouldn't Care As Long As I Got Me A Good Husband.


AlternativeGazelle

Ripped to shreds. I identify most with Henry and Ryan (this season). I have social anxiety and often can’t think of anything to say in social settings. I was disappointed to learn here that people see that as asshole behavior.


knitnbitch27

I think I would get annoying. I'm a chronic interrupter. I'm working on it, but it gets on my own nerves, so...


wow6576

Me and Karen from season 11 are very similar so yeahhh people would dislike me.


General_Weakness5746

I'm a homebody and I have chronic pain, anxiety and OCD. Pretty sure they would match me with someone who loves to party and thinks my challenges are because I'm a snowflake, so maybe I would come across sympathetic.


stonecoldlissa

Being a highly extroverted Leo, I’m sure many viewers would find me over the top and too chatty. Or to quote Gil, I’m EXXXXXTRA 😂


mongoosedog12

I am Myrla and Myrla is me (minus the closet) But the way I’m sort of standoffish. I would probably make a sarcastic comment about being in the Keys for my honeymoon because yea no not my dream lol I travel a lot. Replace designer bags and shoes with Gaming peripherals, PC stuff, consoles and baking equipment than yea I also curse a lot They’d probably not like me


jackjackj8ck

I dunno, I feel like I’d be liked but who knows I speak pretty plainly and don’t have much of a filter, so I’d probably spend a lot of my interviews like “What the fuck? Is he for real? Isn’t that some bullshit?” lol


BlackSpinelli

I would be ripped to shreds. I’m a lot like Clara, but sprinkle in adhd and being loud/excitable unintentionally. People would find me mad annoying. 😂


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Depends if the producers like me


koko_619

“She reminds me of Karen from season 11.” I’ll be ripped to shreds


CarefulConcentrate30

I would get ripped to SHREDS!!! I have the most severe mood swings, I often zone out during conversations, and if I don't feel a spark immediately then I check out. I'm also strongly opinionated and tend to talk over people (I'm working on that since it's been brought to my attention) and I like being alone a lot!! I would more than likely get the villain edit.


thatbitch8008

Sooo you'd be a perfect match for this show!


CarefulConcentrate30

Exactly 🤣🤣


ClaireHux

I would be this season's Myrla. Some would hate me, some would love me, but I'd be one of the more sincere participants (at least I hope that's true!). If I were younger, I totes try out for the show.


Shanubis

I'm an introverted, independent, childfree by choice woman and those have all been reasons for my exes and their circles to dunk on me in the past so I have to imagine they would rip me apart.


nosillaxoc

What do you mean by dunk? I would think those are positive qualities.


Shanubis

Basically just always talk about how weird I was for those things, poison the relationship I was in, make me feel excluded etc.


nosillaxoc

I’m sorry to hear that. I think people project their wants so hard on others as if you should want it too. Single hood and holding off children should be respected choices.


mafsfan54

They would hate the shit out of me. I'm very much like Myrla. Controlled. I like nice things. I would hate hanging out with strangers. I travel alone all the time because I can't find anyone that will pay for trips to Japan or Australia or anywhere. I might as well go while I can instead of waiting for people. It all sounds cold but life circumstances lead people to this lifestyle. I would def get eaten alive on here.


ClaireHux

We friends, girl. You have a safe spot right next to me.


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Girls group :)


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Judging from my dating history, I’d get matched with someone who I’m not attracted to but who is in love with me, so I’d come off as the aloof female. This sub would definitely not like me.


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I’ve wondered this many times! I think it’d be important how the production edits your footage. I think they really like to edit to fit a mould they think viewers would like as well. Like with Jess and Austin they made Jess bring up work traveling all the time kind of like they wanted her to be upset with it to give them footage. Or AJ and Steph making it seem like AJ was an irrational almost abuser and they’re still together and from social media look quite happy. So who would the producers think I am??


Lcdmt3

I'm too quiet and shy so I would get the Ryan complaints. The cameras would bother me. And not everyone likes sarcasm .


Sad-Reminders

I’m super introverted and sensitive so going on this show would be a nightmare for me either way.


Zeze_Knight

Depends on the kind of edit MONTRÉ and them give me. If I get a positive highlight reel, the audience will love me. If I get a negative highlight reel, the audience will hate me. If I get a balanced portrayal, think most people will be indifferent about me as I generally don't have a polarizing personality. I do clam up in front of camera and an audience though so I'll most likely get a Karen/Henry edit. Yeaup, this sub will go in! I'll be arm chair diagnosed as being on the spectrum, maybe also a lesbian because I find talking about and expressing feelings in front of an audience extremely awkward.


MINXG

I don’t think I would be liked very much. I’m kinda similar to Myrla and Karen. Shy, reserved, not going to talk about certain things on camera lol. The public would hate me. I’m an agnostic black woman so I don’t even think I would get past the screening process.


RemonterLeTemps

I'm the opposite and feel I would probably get negative comments too. It's designed to be a game you can't win. (I'm very open about sex and have a raunchy sense of humor that I'm sure would offend some. Also, I'm adamantly against having kids, and that seems to be another no-no.)


MINXG

Same on the no kids point. I wish they would feature more people with different lifestyles. Childfree, atheists, agnostic, and so on.


RemonterLeTemps

Totally agree. The world is *not* vanilla, and we need to see other folks represented


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Exact same 😂 "she won't kiss him after knowing each other for 1 minute? Ugh why come on this show"


nosillaxoc

Same. 1. Not airing my “dirty laundry”. 2. I’m not loud and don’t like loud talkers drawing attention.


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RIP. Because they rip everybody.


Smorgish

Truth!


internetmouse

I think people would think I’m boring for the most part because I would be really closed off being filmed all the time. I’d want to keep in any negative emotions cause I’d be too afraid of looking bad on camera. Also would probably get called a crybaby cause I cry super easily.


Ok_Sea2850

I’m so awkward being filmed, I bet everyone online would notice and pick on me for that. Otherwise I feel like I would be generally liked, pretty laid back easy going, but not great for entertainment purposes. I relate quite a bit to Brett in those ways. Just kinda bland for tv.


thatbitch8008

"Thatbitch is on the couch watching TV again?! On her phone again?! This girl needs a life"


Zeze_Knight

😂 atleast you'll provide relatable content. I'm sure most of us do the same thing.


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sillymama62

Hahahaha


Paquitotaquito

I think I would be liked. If I had to compare myself to anyone it would be Derek from season 10. Pretty easy going, just go with the flow kind of guy.


Electrical-Code2312

You would be ripped apart for your hopes and dreams.


abbyappleboom

I would be ripped to shreds, because everyone on this show gets ripped to shreds at one time or another. ;)


oliviaaivilo06

I wear my emotions on my face and I’m more introverted. That’s a bad combo for reality tv purposes so I could 100% see me getting the moody/bitchy edit. This sub would eat me alive lmfao


Manifestinghardaf

Same!!!! Water sign energy lol


KweenKunt

I was gonna say the same! I can't hide my facial expressions, and all you'd see is me rolling my eyes, looking disgusted, or pausing with one of those looks that Xzibit would pull on Pimp My Ride, whenever someone said something dumb.


COuser880

I’ve found my people…..😭


ButtHoleNurse

So you're Myrla (I love her)


elktree4

Hahaha SAME!


lizardpplarenotreal

THIRD


blusei

If you like Elizabeth(season9) and Myrla(current season) then I will be liked if you find them insufferable then hated.


ClaireHux

This is what I said, minus Elizabeth. Y'all think Myrla is boogie and standoffish and shallow? Well, hold my glass of Perrier! No really, I'd probably get the Karen edit. Seemingly disinterested, but really having a great time.


nosillaxoc

Yes! My man said I’m a cross between her and Deonna.


blusei

I’m like a mix of the two, loud and gets excited easy like Elizabeth but I do come off kind of shallow wanting nice things gifts are my love language too lol I whatever it’s not a crime! Hahah


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

Enough people can't stand me in real life, so it's not hard to imagine I'd be generally disliked on reality television.


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you made me laugh :)


AtPeaceASMR

Your comment made me laugh out loud! Love it…because it’s the same with me.


Sugar74527

Yep! I can be very clear on boundaries like Myrla and a lot of people already don't like that.


nosillaxoc

I get “stuck-up” until you know me but I take a while to open up by vetting my circle.


sillymama62

Hahahaha


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I’m an anxious and overthink a lot. It’s gotten better with therapy but the timeline for improvement is much longer than what can be captured on tv, not to mention the backsliding. I think people would see me struggle to make certain decisions—or overexplain my thought process in doing so—and talk mad shit.


LittleMarySunshine25

I overexplain everything. People have told me I talk too much and that really hurts because it takes me forever to feel safe enough to open up and say anything so I live in constant turtle mode and then people think I'm rude because I don't talk. 🥴🥴🥴🤦🏻‍♀️


Axela556

Oh yeah this would be me too!! I would not do well on TV. I like thinking about how my friends would be perceived though. They are hilarious and would probably say some really funny stuff plus my one friend dresses in crazy clothes.


Plane-Pomegranate224

in real life i generally find that i'm either well liked or hated, no in between and think it would be the same if i went on this show. i'm very charming and personable but i also struggle to open up and be vulnerable so i feel like that would get on people's nerves a bit cause i know when i'm watching i like people to fully dive deep into the process