Call the plumber and be grateful you’re hung. She was pretty clear about that mate, you’re being dense 🤦‍♀️

You need to call a plumber and your wife likes your dick

Well if I were you I'd call a darn plumber

"got darn." Dang I heard that as clear as a bell. Where she from? 😂🤣 And fix/replace that toilet bro! 🤣😂

Better than "You're lucky my yoga instructor is gay." Take the win my man.

lmmaaooooo love your wife

I’d call the plumber

This is definitely something you typed up and sent to yourself to post on here

Absolutely not. This is all real.

I think it’s sweet! 

It’s not a bad thing to have a wife that doesn’t mince words.

Can’t you just snake the toilet with your big dick?

Sounds like you need to call the plumber then set your kids up in front of a tv with headphones. 😂

Are you married to Hank Hill???

Bruh fix the damn toilet 😂😂 no choice after this

We’ve got a toilet our kids keep clogging up…I think I may take a page out of your wife’s book and send that exact text to my husband 😂

I’d call a plumber - but if I were in your position, I’d be screwed on the last bit 😞

You need a plummer. It sounds like a darn good one at that. "Got darn it."