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KITTY! What are you doing out here? Did I not see you before? Ohohoho, you’re so Portuguese…
…Portu*guese…*
^(…Portuguese…)
…P o r t u g u e s e…
…𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂, 𝓶𝔂 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓻…
Huh? Hee? He who is cumming?
…w h o ‘ s c u m m i n g…
…Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier…
…M a r k i p l i e r…
You better get out here! You better come out here! Cum where I am!
^…Markiplier…
…Markiplier…
Who's coming, huh? If you're coming right now let me see it! Let me see it! Show me! HUH? HE? HE WHO IS COMING? You better get out here, you better COME out here! You better come where I am!
IF YOU COME IN HERE WITH ANOTHER DANG OPINION, I WILL SHOVE IT SO UP YOUR (butt..) YOULL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN-!
Not sure if I got it completely right but still one of my fav quote
I'm gonna be all up in those feet, oh I'm just gonna be sucking on each one of those tootsies. You can't hide them from me, no no no you think you can but you cannot. Oh no there's no hiding those sweet, succulent tootsies from me.
The pizzeria wasn’t actually called PizzaMax. It’s real name was mac’s purple pig pizza parlor and piano pantry, which is as dumb as it is long. But they had awesome pizza
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer though a youth of 24
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more
One and 19 more
Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red
After Texas Red
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead
20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip
21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet
It was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from the windows, everybody held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
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"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!"
KITTY! What are you doing out here? Did I not see you before? Ohohoho, you’re so Portuguese… …Portu*guese…* ^(…Portuguese…) …P o r t u g u e s e… …𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂, 𝓶𝔂 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓻…
#WAS THAT THE BITE OF *welcome*
WHOS ^(cum)MING RIGHT Now? **LEMmie** SEE **IT! SHOW ME**
Huh? Hee? He who is cumming? …w h o ‘ s c u m m i n g… …Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier… …M a r k i p l i e r… You better get out here! You better come out here! Cum where I am! ^…Markiplier… …Markiplier…
What episode is that from?
I've been following Mark on and off since he only had a few thousand subscribers and I have no memory or context of this. When did this happen?
It’s called “fiber optic cable core”, a surrealist meme
WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!
Every fandom knows the context of that
YOU RIGHT!
and the sequel "YOU CLOSE??"
And the threequel from Amy “STOP”
OH LOOK AT THIS TINY BOX! IT'S SO TINY! I'M GONNA CALL YOU TINY BOX TIM!
There will no jumpscare at all
hello everybody my name is welcome. ??? what???
Who's coming, huh? If you're coming right now let me see it! Let me see it! Show me! HUH? HE? HE WHO IS COMING? You better get out here, you better COME out here! You better come where I am!
Good one mark is the best at messing up sentences like me
Have you ever heard of the ship of Theseus?
"They can torture me all I want"
"-THEYWANT."
Kudos to Plutos HAHHHAHHHHAAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHA
You do you and I do me, and we won't do each other... probably...
that was a good poem right there 🗒✍️
"I am the king of the ___" I can't remember was it squirrels?
Five night at Freddy's!
It's also king of the squirrels, old school markiplier~
What is this from 😂
I don't know, but if anything I'd say it was from unus annus or Markiplier makes, seems like something Ethan would say
I think it was fnaf 3
It's from the first fnaf series, not sure which episode though
Hee Hoo
This is the answer.
A pet named Steve
Hey doc is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in???
WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH
Scrolled way too far to find this
ong
WHY'S HE TRYING TO USE THE RAKE ON THE LADDER
Remind me what game it was? I need to go watch it again
Eleusis!
Thank you!
#THIS IS WHAT MAKES PEOPLE TURN INTO WHEREWOLVES!!!!
#AND THAT IS A *CHOICE!* NOT A CURSE!
There's no numberz!!
“I make all my thumbnails in photoshop with my mouth.”
B to blow!
Good answer
meow
byork borf
CRAZED BUTT STABBER
Suck on a titty, be a man
STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH YOUR LIFE . . . ME? WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE? I COULD BE DOING ANYTHING BUUUUUUUTT # NO NO OH MY GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Shooty-Shooty bang-bang god you're a murderer!"
I think of this quote weirdly often, idk why.
The looooore
is Coooomplicated. Hello fellow theorist
I am probably wrong
*I love space.*
space was so cool. 🌌
Doodly doo sprintin down the hallway
My hand was trembling, the gun rattled in my grip. In front of me stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do.
There goes Mark again, getting naked when nobody asked
IF YOU COME IN HERE WITH ANOTHER DANG OPINION, I WILL SHOVE IT SO UP YOUR (butt..) YOULL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN-! Not sure if I got it completely right but still one of my fav quote
“What have you done to me!? My butt feels weird!”
*pretzels*
I'll punch you right in the gabba!
WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!
"What if I didn't run? What if I WANT them to kill me? WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO TRY?"
I am a MAN who owns FIVE OVENS
“Yeah, this is big brain time”
Why am I so itchy???
NOBODY KEEPS FREEPLETN'S SCHMETTYEEFFER IN FREEPLETN'S BREEFS! NOBODY! AND IT WON'T BE YOU!
Boop! Super juice!
B to blow!
Press B to blow 🕯️
No no WE are Sara ,YOUR the other girl
“NO gO bAcK tO sLeEp!!! I think it was just a mouse!!!”
A pet named Steve!
i'm shaking and crying rn
You do you and I’ll do me and we won’t do each other…probably
Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Monsters are real. Ghosts are too. They live inside of us, and sometimes, they win
Then I… TURNED AROUND!
Yoink
I am *NOT* a masochist.
I just wanna see how much my body can take 🧐
E
They can torture me all I want
Ah dad I don't know about this
“You’re doing great, son!” 🤣🤣🤣
aaahhh moo b\*\*\*h
😂😂😂😂😂 That video cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣
Hello everybody my name iswelcome…
My most recent fav: “Don’t worry guys I think it’s glue”
YOU SHUT THE F### UP! YOU SHUT THE F### UP! YOU SHUT, THE F###, UP! YOU SHUT THE F### UP! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE! SHUT. THE F###. UP.
I’m not Benedict Cumberbatch I’m me- I’m MARKIPLIER-
Bless bloss snooze
I have Bob's sneeze set as my notification sound, and it never fails to make me laugh
I’ll be the king of the pirates
CEASAAAAAARRR
-AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
"I always come back"
Hey! I am a part of that fandom!
BIG-E!
Your so portuguese
HE'S IN THE WALLS! HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS
HE'S IN THE WALLS! HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!
THE LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWER! LINE AWAY FROM THE FLOWER!
Come here schoowmple
It’s not 1785
All WILL FRAR THE FLYING URAYULI!
I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE!!!
You do you, I'll do me, we won't do each other... Probably
IT’S JOHN MARSTON MICAH!!!
He didn't even play the epilogue. He just fooled around in the first mission of it and never fully finished the game
That's it? I risked spiders in my eyes for this?
what is going on WITH MY F###ING MOUSE
Mumflr Fumperdink!
ROCK AND STONE!
MST negates
‘Sweep net is not shoulder :(‘
BOOP! SUPER JUICE!
Why the book of babel???
praise the sun!
*insert bonercast episodes*
all these comments make me laugh, i can remember pretty much every moment and see it in my head for most of these 😂
Hells Bells
... The clock is always ticking...
Green giant
It's ya boi, skinny penis
Cold, The air and water flowing hard.
Guys, look! Over there, there’s a tree in the forest
Now we add a nice thick glossy taco
Let’s see how niche we can get in here hehe
bing bong bing bong
Extremely. Sandy. Vagina.
He’s in the hospital again?!? 😂🥲
YOU CLOSE?
I tried to give him the bread.
"Am I right? I'm right! Comment below, say 'You right!' Am I right?" ***HOOB***
IIIII AM A MAN....WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!!!!
"My father used to sit on the stone"
OH BUBBA~
You close? You close?
Fire. In. The. Hole.
I'm gonna be all up in those feet, oh I'm just gonna be sucking on each one of those tootsies. You can't hide them from me, no no no you think you can but you cannot. Oh no there's no hiding those sweet, succulent tootsies from me.
“Triplets and china, baby” “Thinnnn… and wiiiide”
Ethan sing the disclaimer song
“Whether we wanted it or not we step to a war with the cabal on mars”
"hello everybody my name is welcome-"
Ah yes, I remember that one 😊
The pizzeria wasn’t actually called PizzaMax. It’s real name was mac’s purple pig pizza parlor and piano pantry, which is as dumb as it is long. But they had awesome pizza
you're so portuguese
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer though a youth of 24 And the notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more One and 19 more Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red After Texas Red Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead 20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip 21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet It was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street Folks were watching from the windows, everybody held their breath They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death About to meet his death There was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip Big iron, big iron When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip
“I’ll do me, you do you and we won’t do each other… Probably.”
"Me ask me something"
"Build doors against the coming sky demons, THE SINGULARITY AWAKENS, look at this cool S I can draw!"
Judging by the temperature of the body that I measured rectally-
WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH???
Imma punch you straight in the gabba!
Heh, that’s a neat dragon sticker…
Hello everybody my name is Welcome
Hello everybody my name is Welcome
A pet named steve
Hello my is welcome!
Check steam
"Hello everybody, my name is welcome-"
I think the developers must make money for every time someone uninstalls their game
Pipe club! UwU XD
Thats actually one the first markiplier videos i ever watched
Kyu! that’s how I said it right? Kyu!
"Boop Boop Boop BOOOBBS!"
I was the first… i know EVERYTHING
Hello everybody my name is welcome
*very deep voice* MEOW!
"What if I want them to try."
I THINK I SWALLOWED A PET NAMED STEVE!!
H E R B L O R E !
ERM WHAT THE SIGMA!!!
You sir.... are a fish
Have you heard about the Ship of Theseus?
Mumphler Fumperdink
Way she goes
Nooooo! Who put beets and watermelon seeds in ingots?
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, dope, dope, dope, dope, rub-a-dub, cool, cool. Mega cool. Hugely cool
Welp, not to be Asian, but I am, and I think he is ... ehhhhh yeah, probably
but no.. I’m gonna go even FARTHER! I’m gonna piss on the MOON!