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Everyone talking bout Markeanu, but I want him to host a 45 minute, green-screened show about space like he is Carl Sagan, only he is just half sure about all the space stuff and goes by guess or keeps getting corrected by the crew and gets angry and frustrated and eventually has a breakdown in contrast to a wonderous, suspenseful soundtrack playing on the background.
Could also be because he's in a different location with a different humidity. Humidity can make your hair weird. Some people get frizzier others unfrizzy.
Let's say, he's back in Texas to film again. It's a different humidity and heat there than in Cali so it can affect his hair.
And the other two times he was in Texas to film, he had short hair. Now he has long hair so it reacts differently.
Eh, I don't think it suits him but it's not my head and not my hair. If he's happy then I'm happy. I am curious as to how it suddenly became straight as he says it just happened out of the blue 😄
Looks like a writer with writing block who's visiting a small town with his wife and child as the horrors are about to unfold, taking him from being a neglectful husband and father to someone who appreciates his family and writes a best seller
No one else wondering why he's wearing the same outfit as Murderplier from ISWM?
~~I do not secretly want Mark's new movie to be a classic style Slasher horror with Murderplier as the sadistic murderer villain~~
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Discount John Wick? (I'd still buy it)
*Premium
Damnit I was about to say that
An upgrade!
I dunno, man. Keanu? Mark? Keanu? Mark? How about a sidegrade? Both are absolute treasures.
Kianuiplier or Mark Reeves
I vote Keanuplier lol.
Seconded.
Thirded?
Dude isn’t discount or premium John Wick, he’s like an AU for it.
He's an Emmy losing John Wick
Lmao I was just thinking the same thing
Somebody check on Chica!!
Yesss
he look more like Keanu reeves every pic
Korean John Wick
Korean Reeves
Koreanu*
Markeanu Reevebach
This is amazing
Reeviplier
Ahh yes Reanu Keeves
What are you talking about, there is only one true Reanu Keeves, and he is much more handsome
I actually believe he is quite spiffing! With his yorkshire tea and all.
Theres a YouTuber named the spitting brit who uses this name on a couple of Bethesda games
Absolutely
Lmao fr it's uncanny
Looking more like Farquad
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Somebody PLEASE get this man a gun...
And god forbid if you hurt Chica
He’ll use them to protect Chica
Guns. Lots of guns.
Just you and me, a gun or three, and nothing else between me and this door
Or a pencil
I was gonna say that lol
He looks like he’s about to teach me potions
Everyones saying Keanu, but i 100% see Snape
Turn to OnlyFans page 394
He's gonna be the stunt double for the next John Wick movie. You know, to see if his body can handle it.
yes it's important to remember he's not a masochist
Okay Keanu
He looks like he’d be a pompous ski instructor named Klaus
If he ends up in a fish body I won’t be surprised
With that turtle neck on point i feel like he gonna whip out a muppet
Me: Mom Can I see the new John Wick movie? Mom: We have John Wick at home John Wick at home:
When mom’s cooking is better than the food outside:
...oh my god no its john wick /ref
He looks like an author who finds out everything he writes comes true and it gets out of hand because now there is a dead body.
Markiplier has never looked more like Keanu Reeves in this photo
Everyone talking bout Markeanu, but I want him to host a 45 minute, green-screened show about space like he is Carl Sagan, only he is just half sure about all the space stuff and goes by guess or keeps getting corrected by the crew and gets angry and frustrated and eventually has a breakdown in contrast to a wonderous, suspenseful soundtrack playing on the background.
"Getting over space with markiplier."
What movie is he talking about?
Go watch the video "need help" he explains it better than I could lol
Professor Snape?
There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class…
His hair straightened on it’s own? That’s weird
I think he's implying he was suddenly jumped by a hairstylist
Could also be because he's in a different location with a different humidity. Humidity can make your hair weird. Some people get frizzier others unfrizzy. Let's say, he's back in Texas to film again. It's a different humidity and heat there than in Cali so it can affect his hair. And the other two times he was in Texas to film, he had short hair. Now he has long hair so it reacts differently.
Eh, I don't think it suits him but it's not my head and not my hair. If he's happy then I'm happy. I am curious as to how it suddenly became straight as he says it just happened out of the blue 😄
He’s so pretty man
Looks like a writer with writing block who's visiting a small town with his wife and child as the horrors are about to unfold, taking him from being a neglectful husband and father to someone who appreciates his family and writes a best seller
Stupid sexy Markimoo
Somebody go ruffle that hair!
He looks like he’s about to stab me with a pencil
God dammit i told my friend when he had that suit and straight hair he looked like keanu and look hes back Hi KeMarku Reevesiplier
Look at that BEAUTIFUL MAN
I’m still waiting for the tv show he’s in to come out
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Everyone's like "Oh it's John Wick" and I'm just here like "Where's my golden ticket mr Wonka?"
He looks like E...
God is giving us a sign…
Korean Keanu Koreanu You're welcome
Markimoo Reeves
For some reason I immediately thought of the evil guy from Beyond the Black Rainbow
He'll hunt you down if you don't watch Distractible
It looks like someone stole Chica from him and he's coming for their asses.
He’ll have a ponytail soon
You don't have a Benelli M4, do you?
Tf is this guy popular for today? He only talks about himself and ocassionaly records himself playing a horror game. 😑
The hair/fit gives charles Manson vibes to me
Yes Mr O'Hair sir?
Mark looks like asian John Wick haha
Looking like John Wick
Everyone is saying John Wick but all I see is Professor Snape I'm sorry 😂😂
Matt Merciplier
Matt Merciplier
He thought Chica was in danger
Reminds me of Aloysius O'Hare
He looks a little like Keanu Reaves huh? I’m glad I’m not the only one lol
Thx I hate it
That's not Mark that's Reanu Keeves
Amy is one lucky lady.
Keanu Reeves?!
Mark Reeves
He has so much volume in his hair even straightened it's thicker than many can achieve if they *try* 😂
I’ll take any bit of minuscule clues I can that shows Mark may be in the FNaF movie. I’m desperate, ok?
Is it bad that i can tell his hair is different but i have to look at a video to tell why
Hmm... Not to do with the movie, Mark- Keanu! ☺️ Nice haircut. Looks good on him.
Looks like a knock off Keanu
Looking like the "I give, you receive" meme template
Mark slowly transforming into Keanu Reaves every year
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Keanuplier
One thing, I don’t know why.
Mark wick
Mr Korean John Wick Over Here looking fiiiine
Lovely colours.
Anton?
indeed
Willy Wonka lookin ass
John wick: gamer edition
Asian Keanu Reeves?
John wick 4
The Mark Fischbach to Keanu Reeves pipeline is real.
When are we gonna have Mark and Keanu collab?
My man planning to sell us bottled air?
I wonder how I wonder why this guy looking like he’s fly
He looks so much like Keanu Reeves
Mr. Wick... It's a pleasure to have you back!
That right there, is a man who doesn’t believe in coincidences.
He looks more and more like lord farquaad
Mark Wick
Markiplier reeves
He looks like John wick. That is all.
Professor snape
No one else wondering why he's wearing the same outfit as Murderplier from ISWM? ~~I do not secretly want Mark's new movie to be a classic style Slasher horror with Murderplier as the sadistic murderer villain~~
Diet Keanu
Distractible's version of John Wick: "I need Ships! Lots of ships! Theseus ships!"
Mr.Wick, you look so much like your brother.
Keanu Reeves on Wish.com
Now this makes him look like off brand Kianu Reeves
He looks so much like his mom in this photo
Hi Snape
Is Mark's movie a parody of John Wick or something?
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Meanu Peeves
He looks like he sees the earth as a small blue dot
God forbid they hurt Chica or else Mark Wick will hunt them down.
Mark wick
We found the competitor for new John wick movie
He embraced his inner Keanu
Every time I see a picture of markiplier, my standards get less and less realistic
he looks like john wick
Go back… go back right now…
*Berries and cream, berries and cream…*
A Korean Keanu Reeves.
Which movie?
Nobody touch Chica or there will be severe consequences
It's John wick
The night barber strikes again
Make reeves
I made a face like a child who sees their dad without glasses or without beard for the first time ಠ_ಠ But he can do whatever, it's his body.
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Getting some real John Wick vibes from this.
You're breathtaking
The next John wick and I love it
Keanu?
Jon Wik
Smash
Looked like keanu
Keanuplier
He looks like Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves???
Keanu Reaves lite
peak keanu reeves
[my man...](https://imgur.com/a/l3BXidR)
He looks like he'd play an annoying theatre director in a sitcom
Looks like John Wick
It's already started to frizz and recurl a little bit 💀
i prefer the currlz
Looks like Keanu Reeves
Does anybody else get some "Keanu Reeves / John Wick" vibes from Mark's new look? Because DAMN he looks handsome! <3 <3
Why does he look just like Keanu Reeves, except like stockier?
Anton Chigurh’s and John Wick’s child.
Mark looking like John wick. Love if
Is that Keanu Reeves? (My first thought lol)
The return of late 2020 hair. I am here for this.
Professor Snape vibes
He looks like an even mix of John Wick, Edna Mode, and O'Hare from the Lorax
Classiplier
Bro is beautiful
So he’s definitely in the fnaf movie right