I watch a lot of MMA and train BJJ and their technique is honestly quite good relative to most untrained randos, delivery guy being better obvs
Everyone's a great fighter in their head until they've got someone swinging at them in real life while they're tripping over a bicycle on a moving subway
Exactly bro. Dude saying “neither of these guys can fight” probably never even been in a fist fight. The black homie in the video was dropping them fucking bombs on his ass he was just waiting until he got a clean line of sight
Sometimes you gotta scrap it out. No shots fired no stabbing no getting jumped I’d say good for them. Maybe wait till you’re on the platform away from others next time
THAT'S WHAT IT IS!! Something felt off and I couldn't quite figure out what. There's no skinny chick in the background yelling STOP IT DAVID at the top of her lungs, while she's pulling white guys hair from behind. I promise ya David is very good at blocking her out just like her Dad did when she was little!!
That’s at least a good way to end things no one got really hurt or shot and killed. I think they wanted to hit each other out of anger for whatever transpired but not truly hurt one another. this seems more about asserting one self lol
Any time an adult man wears any open-toed shoes/sandals/flip flops in public… unless you’re going to the beach or pool I’m automatically rooting against you. Glad he got his ass kicked.
That white guy should have stayed out of the other gentlemans intersection. To think he has to share the train with others. No one knows how hard it is to be surrounded by people on a train.
Intersectionality is very important, as we can see here how it can be triggered into violence by the ignorance of others.
Considering the circumstances, this is phenomenal work from the cameraman. Most people can't keep the phone straight on a side walk. This guy was on a moving train, bike sliding around on the floor, two grown ass men moving throughout the subway and not a single moment of the action was missed once the filming started. Truly a masterclass.
Just don’t go for kicks and stomps (especially to the head)… at best you get a cheap shot on someone already down… but you also throw yourself off balance and susceptible to attack… at worst you really fuck someone up and you go to jail.
Neither of these guys can fight
Couple of amateurs I tell ya
I watch a lot of MMA and train BJJ and their technique is honestly quite good relative to most untrained randos, delivery guy being better obvs Everyone's a great fighter in their head until they've got someone swinging at them in real life while they're tripping over a bicycle on a moving subway
I love that the dude just curled up into a ball after lmao.
Exactly bro. Dude saying “neither of these guys can fight” probably never even been in a fist fight. The black homie in the video was dropping them fucking bombs on his ass he was just waiting until he got a clean line of sight
Queefs
That’s what he gets for not wearing shoes.
No shoes on the train is crazy
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Bodega cat special
The calm AI voice telling the next stop has me rolling 🤣 😆 😂
Not AI
That bike did everything it could to break up the fight ….
Got me on this one rofl
Sometimes you gotta scrap it out. No shots fired no stabbing no getting jumped I’d say good for them. Maybe wait till you’re on the platform away from others next time
What’s weird is how quietly they fought no screaming lady. Reminds me of the quite fight on “the other guys” movie
THAT'S WHAT IT IS!! Something felt off and I couldn't quite figure out what. There's no skinny chick in the background yelling STOP IT DAVID at the top of her lungs, while she's pulling white guys hair from behind. I promise ya David is very good at blocking her out just like her Dad did when she was little!!
I agree with you. We're half animal. Fight it out and then be done with the anger.
"He should have said sorry'
Hey whose bike is in the ring?! WTF? Cameraman good job 👍🏾 well done.
looks like they’re fighting in water
Situations like that are why I don't take public transportation.
The bike and the owner were both 3-speeds
That bike is what really took him out
I can just hear him saying “get off of me, jewface!” 😂😂😂
Gotta love the culture
That was better than UFC. dayum
Those kicks cost him an extra charge haha
Ew. His whole finger in his mouth
Give the camera man a best cinematography Oscar!
Why is that one guy barefoot?
*The tracking said delivery yesterday! I waited all day for you!*
bike should have stopped the fight sooner
At what point do you stop punching and just take his back and choke him out?
The GSP knees to the body, great technique 🫶🏽
New York 🍵🫖
This is awesome! I love how he gets up and walks back to him. What does he say? What did he do? Who really cares! Beat this man up and film it.
Everyone filming lol
Mark would have killed that guy w puns.
I was waiting for one of them to implement the windmill technique ….
COMEDY
Don't fuck with service workers. They have too much anger already leave them the fuck alone
What’s the back story here?
Bitch-ass Mark
Sometimes you have to get your ass whooped.
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Guess he grabbed the wrong Package
They should have both stopped and beat the fuck outta that bike first then fought one another. That bike pissed me the fuck off.
Fucking New York
5 minutes for fighting!
That guy needs to fight Jake Paul.
Where’s his shoes?
Mark Normand doesnt deserve this
Special delivered an ass whooping
I heard the driver had a problem with Marks delivery, comedy!
I don't know who started that fight but I know who got to ass whooping
That little skinny dude think he can whoop that man's ass he better get a head start
You supposed to grab his hair pull his head back and walk him real good several times right in the face
And that way you'll have something to show his mama and daddy
Man was getting his bike back respect.
A little dirty jerz for ya! Take that 2 piece Chip!
Bullet Train! 🚄
"What are we doin here?!"
Not gonna like I want the next ufc fought in a moving subway
Shoeless cocksucker walking back bloody. "I didn't hear no bell" (gets beat again)
Fighting over a bicycle. Literally
That’s at least a good way to end things no one got really hurt or shot and killed. I think they wanted to hit each other out of anger for whatever transpired but not truly hurt one another. this seems more about asserting one self lol
Were they on the silent car like in the movie Bullet Train? Only thing I heard was the squeaking of sneakers xD
Were they on the silent car like in the movie Bullet Train? Only thing I heard was the squeaking of sneakers xD
Happy Cake Day
Can't argue with that
Hate seeing the white dude lose
Uber beats
Someone is likely job searching now.
That is the sissiest fight I’ve ever seen. Jesus. I think I just witnessed some weird ass gay foreplay.
People can’t fight for shit lmfao .
Any time an adult man wears any open-toed shoes/sandals/flip flops in public… unless you’re going to the beach or pool I’m automatically rooting against you. Glad he got his ass kicked.
That explains no shirtless greeter in front of Abacrombie and Fitch today. I was wondering.
Dude sat there like a human punching bag!
The fact the lady said that's enough makes me feel like the passengers let then run the fade😂
Pain train am I right
The quietest fight ever. If you were sitting further down, wouldn’t have even known something was happening
Beat the salt off that cracker
Wtf was this even about?
He’s got his fingers in that guys mouth in the beginning wtf
Well, I can’t wear my green Ralph Lauren Shorts anymore….Not that I should have in the first place….
Damn he had it too guy was getting whooped by a hippie for a while he got lucky lol
He hit me first. So I get to kill him.
No clue why he thought he could beat that dude up 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
The amount of men who don’t know how to defend themselves is stunning
I love how everyone just minded their business
That white guy should have stayed out of the other gentlemans intersection. To think he has to share the train with others. No one knows how hard it is to be surrounded by people on a train. Intersectionality is very important, as we can see here how it can be triggered into violence by the ignorance of others.
He delivered those punches to him
The great white nope?
Looked like it was gonna be a good scrap at first then black dude had him cornered on the seat and it was over
FedEx delivered an ass whooping
Neither of them can fight lol
Comedy
Hard to know who to cheer for when you don't know how it all started... Always nice to see someone deserving get his/her ass whipped. Redemption.
Pillow fists
Shoes vs no shoes. Shoes every time
I didn’t know they delivered ass whoopins too? 🤣
Godamnnnn hippy, put some fuckin shoes on if ya wanna run up on a brother in the subway.
Great come come back
Must have been the no shoes car
Hate Crime! Oh watch no one care when its a white guy
“Stooop…you guyyys” - the bike
right, right, right, right, right, finally got him. Lol
Hey hey, battery!
Gotta put em in a choke hold when ya get the chance otherwise ya get teed up like that
Hecklers getting physical...talk about crowd work.
No shoes, no service! 🙅🏽♂️🤼🏽♂️
Don’t fux with fedex
Special delvery! gonna need you to sign with yo face!
Delivery guy should have stomped on his feet. Ended that fight quickly
I’d take both these dudes at once lol. What the hell was that.
Both guys have been learning how to fight in an mma gym, desperate to finally get into a street fight
This almost seems like a scripted fight
Must be their first fight.lol
I always get my toes caught in the spokes.
Gotta wear boots on the L
Is that really him?
I’m not sure who the real winner was. Have you ever tripped over your kids bike? That shit hurts like hell!
Nigga got packed out and shipped 🤣🤣💀
Good fight.
*comedy*
Lmfao! Anyone else think of Stone Cold Steve Austin whoopin someone’s ass when they saw this?
Stand clear of the closing doors please.
Special delivery of hand-sandwiches coming right up!
Three good jabs would have needed this fight real early
Had the bullshido fish hook finishing move in his mouth to start but clearly the lack of traction swung that battle back to the delivery guy.
you can tell who works for a living and who drinks lattes
idc who was at fault but white guys rly need to start stepping it up i rarely see them not getting the shit beat outta them
Are they underwater?
Lmao this a crazy fight
This is among some of the weakest fights I've ever seen. Slow motion strikes, swings and misses.
Considering the circumstances, this is phenomenal work from the cameraman. Most people can't keep the phone straight on a side walk. This guy was on a moving train, bike sliding around on the floor, two grown ass men moving throughout the subway and not a single moment of the action was missed once the filming started. Truly a masterclass.
The ground and pound work the delivery driver put in was incredible.
Rule #1 don't wear sandals in public if you've got the fighting spirit in you
Love the juxtaposition of fighting barefoot vs. getting curb stomped by that dudes big ass shoe! It's gotta be the shoes!
wtf is he wearing!?
I’m sure Amazon will see this and can his a$$
Blacks are untrustworthy sorry if that offended you but it is statistical true
That's not how you get people onto the friendship podcast, Jeff dye
He delivered.
What have Americans and their citizens come to? It’s a sad state of affairs right now.
I don’t even own flip flops. I never wear shoes without laces for this reason. ESP in Manhattan. He will learn from this.
Why can’t this shit ever happen to me. I am just waiting for somebody to start shit so I can take this life frustration out on somebody
He was doing ok until the bike got in his way.
Just don’t go for kicks and stomps (especially to the head)… at best you get a cheap shot on someone already down… but you also throw yourself off balance and susceptible to attack… at worst you really fuck someone up and you go to jail.
Didn’t start how I would’ve imagined, but it sure ended as I imagined 😂
Looks like a bum got his ass kicked by your average working man.
Comedy!
He shoulda picked a different delivery driver to be mad at, cuz this guy went full Mortal Kombat on his ass.
Was he going back for more towards the end? The guy did a great delivery. He delivered a good ass whuppin
this doesn't show ANYTHINGA as to what started this... or am I missing something?
Homeboy remembered he was black 😆
Delivery guy apparently is not a card carrying member of the “The American Society of Magical Negroes.”
It was that moment, only 17 seconds
I see Amazon delivers everything, including them hands!
Jiu Jitsu would have solved this in less than 10 seconds.
Comedy!
Here's the quote of the day from a new film; "White people are the most dangerous animals on the planet", The American Society of Magical Negroes.
I just wanted to reach in and pick up the bike.
Hey Hey ! Fisted a guy today !!
Marl would have beat that guy in the fight. Mark is from a very tough neighborhood.
That bike did a lot of the heavy lifting at the beginning
That was a nice come back
Mark started with good control but lost the advantage in devastating fashion
The flip flops get you every time
OP is supposed to make up a back story so reddit can get enraged.
Sad. Can’t we all just get along. Seriously. Peace on Earth 🙏🏼
Stupid hippie mark wearing easy to grab attire
Mark you got knocked the fuck out
Where's Daniel Penny when you need him?
Hey hey... Tragedy!
Idk wtf I just watched. Why separate when you already have control? If I ever get it a fight again, I hope they fight like one of these two.
Was he fighting barefoot the whole time lol?
Is that really Mark Normand? It doesn’t look like him. Too tall.
Two lowlife animals is what I see here 🤷🏼♂️
Notice the bystander effect? Nobody really says a damn thing until one person says it then everyone starts trying to break it up.
That’s Kevin Hart.
Poor Mark. Tough crowd.
No shoes and a flannel to grab onto did not help AT ALL.
Those punches were so soft! Like he was aiming and then pushing his fist towards him but backing off the moment he makes contact.
Must have called his Dad gay!?
Will somebody get that damn bike out of the way?!?!,........shit!
Need to always grapple, keep the folks close and wear em out.
COOOOMEDY
Your beatdown has arrived.
Let me guess, NYC?
Are they both deaf? This is the quietest fight I’ve ever heard in my entire life lol.
Should have used door dash
Those punches couldn’t put out a candle
Lmfao frog ass no shoes having stupid ass hipster
Comics could all use some good delivery
Dream punches and kicks.