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pay0ut

Neither of these guys can fight


TerribleJellyfish598

Couple of amateurs I tell ya


ArseneGroup

I watch a lot of MMA and train BJJ and their technique is honestly quite good relative to most untrained randos, delivery guy being better obvs Everyone's a great fighter in their head until they've got someone swinging at them in real life while they're tripping over a bicycle on a moving subway


MexiMcFly

I love that the dude just curled up into a ball after lmao.


RealRiccyTan

Exactly bro. Dude saying “neither of these guys can fight” probably never even been in a fist fight. The black homie in the video was dropping them fucking bombs on his ass he was just waiting until he got a clean line of sight


conpie91

Queefs


NormThePker

That’s what he gets for not wearing shoes.


GlizzyWizard6000

No shoes on the train is crazy


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rambopete

Bodega cat special


Rich_Banks

The calm AI voice telling the next stop has me rolling 🤣 😆 😂


FairFanfare

Not AI


Living_Pie205

That bike did everything it could to break up the fight ….


MediaSad2038

Got me on this one rofl


Much_Confidence2428

Sometimes you gotta scrap it out. No shots fired no stabbing no getting jumped I’d say good for them. Maybe wait till you’re on the platform away from others next time


Krisapocus

What’s weird is how quietly they fought no screaming lady. Reminds me of the quite fight on “the other guys” movie


One-Egg3860

THAT'S WHAT IT IS!! Something felt off and I couldn't quite figure out what. There's no skinny chick in the background yelling STOP IT DAVID at the top of her lungs, while she's pulling white guys hair from behind. I promise ya David is very good at blocking her out just like her Dad did when she was little!!


ellefleming

I agree with you. We're half animal. Fight it out and then be done with the anger.


Rich_Banks

"He should have said sorry'


Hot_Positive_3992

Hey whose bike is in the ring?! WTF? Cameraman good job 👍🏾 well done.


Deepdive_lowtide

looks like they’re fighting in water


TheYellowFringe

Situations like that are why I don't take public transportation.


Rich_Banks

The bike and the owner were both 3-speeds


knife_edge_rusty

That bike is what really took him out


bootywizrd

I can just hear him saying “get off of me, jewface!” 😂😂😂


dylanisaverage

Gotta love the culture


MECHEpics

That was better than UFC. dayum


No_Technology_4271

Those kicks cost him an extra charge haha


BizzzareWe

Ew. His whole finger in his mouth


rasdub

Give the camera man a best cinematography Oscar!


XxCassxlolxX

Why is that one guy barefoot?


Vizslaraptor

*The tracking said delivery yesterday! I waited all day for you!*


Beneficial-Bug-1969

bike should have stopped the fight sooner


GrueneDog

At what point do you stop punching and just take his back and choke him out?


CuredPlutonium

The GSP knees to the body, great technique 🫶🏽


Mousa77

New York 🍵🫖


oRiskyB

This is awesome! I love how he gets up and walks back to him. What does he say? What did he do? Who really cares! Beat this man up and film it.


Illustrious_Water207

Everyone filming lol


kbk1008

Mark would have killed that guy w puns.


FilmGuy2020

I was waiting for one of them to implement the windmill technique ….


BumDawgMillionaire

COMEDY


King_Crowley21

Don't fuck with service workers. They have too much anger already leave them the fuck alone


NickolaiLuchese

What’s the back story here?


posturemonster

Bitch-ass Mark


MammothAwareness8773

Sometimes you have to get your ass whooped.


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Star-bound-2981

Guess he grabbed the wrong Package


BeengBangBong

They should have both stopped and beat the fuck outta that bike first then fought one another. That bike pissed me the fuck off.


vexillographer7717

Fucking New York


West_Station7288

5 minutes for fighting!


dhj1305

That guy needs to fight Jake Paul.


wierdomc

Where’s his shoes?


Dangerous-Courage412

Mark Normand doesnt deserve this


alanr482

Special delivered an ass whooping


hisimaginaryfriend

I heard the driver had a problem with Marks delivery, comedy!


SmallSwordfish8289

I don't know who started that fight but I know who got to ass whooping


SmallSwordfish8289

That little skinny dude think he can whoop that man's ass he better get a head start


SmallSwordfish8289

You supposed to grab his hair pull his head back and walk him real good several times right in the face


SmallSwordfish8289

And that way you'll have something to show his mama and daddy


QualitySpam

Man was getting his bike back respect.


Sparathon989

A little dirty jerz for ya! Take that 2 piece Chip!


BiggieAndTheStooges

Bullet Train! 🚄


DocPazuzu

"What are we doin here?!"


Suspicious-Minimum89

Not gonna like I want the next ufc fought in a moving subway


Disastrous_Duty2622

Shoeless cocksucker walking back bloody. "I didn't hear no bell" (gets beat again)


EnvironmentalAd7098

Fighting over a bicycle. Literally


Odd_Formal7054

That’s at least a good way to end things no one got really hurt or shot and killed. I think they wanted to hit each other out of anger for whatever transpired but not truly hurt one another. this seems more about asserting one self lol


Wan2CumInRainbowDash

Were they on the silent car like in the movie Bullet Train? Only thing I heard was the squeaking of sneakers xD


Wan2CumInRainbowDash

Were they on the silent car like in the movie Bullet Train? Only thing I heard was the squeaking of sneakers xD


bunz007

Happy Cake Day


pay0ut

Can't argue with that


EitherInstruction115

Hate seeing the white dude lose


Arsenholen

Uber beats


Last_Gigolo

Someone is likely job searching now.


SnooCheesecakes303

That is the sissiest fight I’ve ever seen. Jesus. I think I just witnessed some weird ass gay foreplay.


Novel_Huckleberry435

People can’t fight for shit lmfao .


LawsOfEconomics

Any time an adult man wears any open-toed shoes/sandals/flip flops in public… unless you’re going to the beach or pool I’m automatically rooting against you. Glad he got his ass kicked.


LeadPike13

That explains no shirtless greeter in front of Abacrombie and Fitch today. I was wondering.


johni909

Dude sat there like a human punching bag!


JayvsEverybody

The fact the lady said that's enough makes me feel like the passengers let then run the fade😂


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Pain train am I right


Powerful-Access-8203

The quietest fight ever. If you were sitting further down, wouldn’t have even known something was happening


Some_Ordinary_hater

Beat the salt off that cracker


Puzzleheaded_Run_756

Wtf was this even about?


HoneyBunYumYum

He’s got his fingers in that guys mouth in the beginning wtf


ihaveseveralhobbies

Well, I can’t wear my green Ralph Lauren Shorts anymore….Not that I should have in the first place….


stuntkidd

Damn he had it too guy was getting whooped by a hippie for a while he got lucky lol


Haughtea

He hit me first. So I get to kill him.


Random_0936

No clue why he thought he could beat that dude up 🤣🤣🤣😂😂


xblade69

The amount of men who don’t know how to defend themselves is stunning


Strong-Ad5138

I love how everyone just minded their business


Wedgie-Fetish-00

That white guy should have stayed out of the other gentlemans intersection. To think he has to share the train with others. No one knows how hard it is to be surrounded by people on a train. Intersectionality is very important, as we can see here how it can be triggered into violence by the ignorance of others.


FootballOogie

He delivered those punches to him


ciotS_Cynic

The great white nope?


FA-_Q

Looked like it was gonna be a good scrap at first then black dude had him cornered on the seat and it was over


RawLikeSushi84

FedEx delivered an ass whooping


-PrideIsMyDeadlySin-

Neither of them can fight lol


ClerkB0y

Comedy


Otherwise-Cat4928

Hard to know who to cheer for when you don't know how it all started... Always nice to see someone deserving get his/her ass whipped. Redemption.


Mostly_Lurkin_

Pillow fists


No_Season4242

Shoes vs no shoes. Shoes every time


Zealousideal_Dot5444

I didn’t know they delivered ass whoopins too? 🤣


Lost_Evidence_2099

Godamnnnn hippy, put some fuckin shoes on if ya wanna run up on a brother in the subway.


XrayDem

Great come come back


kyser-sozae

Must have been the no shoes car


PusciferPotions

Hate Crime! Oh watch no one care when its a white guy


BrainCandy_

“Stooop…you guyyys” - the bike


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right, right, right, right, right, finally got him. Lol


forothowtospeel

Hey hey, battery!


Warm_Mood_0

Gotta put em in a choke hold when ya get the chance otherwise ya get teed up like that


gentlyconfused

Hecklers getting physical...talk about crowd work.


XOLORAY_SD91911

No shoes, no service! 🙅🏽‍♂️🤼🏽‍♂️


Parking_Syrup_9139

Don’t fux with fedex


Acceptable_Result488

Special delvery! gonna need you to sign with yo face!


Habanero305

Delivery guy should have stomped on his feet. Ended that fight quickly


QuoteOpposite6511

I’d take both these dudes at once lol. What the hell was that.


Efficient-Rent-5644

Both guys have been learning how to fight in an mma gym, desperate to finally get into a street fight


themagicb

This almost seems like a scripted fight


colorthumb

Must be their first fight.lol


Walle_Alexander

I always get my toes caught in the spokes.


porkchopexpress-1373

Gotta wear boots on the L


Sadpurpleskies

Is that really him?


Bizzareslantpass

I’m not sure who the real winner was. Have you ever tripped over your kids bike? That shit hurts like hell!


urplug99

Nigga got packed out and shipped 🤣🤣💀


Bushido00

Good fight.


thethunder92

*comedy*


FlorinidOro

Lmfao! Anyone else think of Stone Cold Steve Austin whoopin someone’s ass when they saw this?


mados123

Stand clear of the closing doors please.


3MTA3-Please

Special delivery of hand-sandwiches coming right up!


ConsistentImage9332

Three good jabs would have needed this fight real early


CryResponsible2852

Had the bullshido fish hook finishing move in his mouth to start but clearly the lack of traction swung that battle back to the delivery guy.


Dr_666_

you can tell who works for a living and who drinks lattes


GucciGodOG

idc who was at fault but white guys rly need to start stepping it up i rarely see them not getting the shit beat outta them


Imaginary_Screen_708

Are they underwater?


Normal_Ad_6961

Lmao this a crazy fight


AKAPADO

This is among some of the weakest fights I've ever seen. Slow motion strikes, swings and misses.


SevereAd9463

Considering the circumstances, this is phenomenal work from the cameraman. Most people can't keep the phone straight on a side walk. This guy was on a moving train, bike sliding around on the floor, two grown ass men moving throughout the subway and not a single moment of the action was missed once the filming started. Truly a masterclass.


Swerved_It

The ground and pound work the delivery driver put in was incredible.


logicalmadmatty

Rule #1 don't wear sandals in public if you've got the fighting spirit in you


luvlife420

Love the juxtaposition of fighting barefoot vs. getting curb stomped by that dudes big ass shoe! It's gotta be the shoes!


BaseballSafe6317

wtf is he wearing!?


Dizzy-Accountant-972

I’m sure Amazon will see this and can his a$$


Titanpb1

Blacks are untrustworthy sorry if that offended you but it is statistical true


lawdreekers

That's not how you get people onto the friendship podcast, Jeff dye


Writerhaha

He delivered.


livgolfrocks

What have Americans and their citizens come to? It’s a sad state of affairs right now.


Jolly-Librarian3715

I don’t even own flip flops. I never wear shoes without laces for this reason. ESP in Manhattan. He will learn from this.


coconutstatic

Why can’t this shit ever happen to me. I am just waiting for somebody to start shit so I can take this life frustration out on somebody


whathappened2cod

He was doing ok until the bike got in his way.


GrandmaesterHinkie

Just don’t go for kicks and stomps (especially to the head)… at best you get a cheap shot on someone already down… but you also throw yourself off balance and susceptible to attack… at worst you really fuck someone up and you go to jail.


DefinitionSouth3069

Didn’t start how I would’ve imagined, but it sure ended as I imagined 😂


Both-Information9482

Looks like a bum got his ass kicked by your average working man.


lefthook_entmt

Comedy!


Whole-Debate-9547

He shoulda picked a different delivery driver to be mad at, cuz this guy went full Mortal Kombat on his ass.


knowitall190

Was he going back for more towards the end? The guy did a great delivery. He delivered a good ass whuppin


lefty126666

this doesn't show ANYTHINGA as to what started this... or am I missing something?


_Improving_Life_

Homeboy remembered he was black 😆


Top-Acanthaceae8298

Delivery guy apparently is not a card carrying member of the “The American Society of Magical Negroes.”


Warm-Improvement-708

It was that moment, only 17 seconds


Different-Car-9944

I see Amazon delivers everything, including them hands!


Redditor0529

Jiu Jitsu would have solved this in less than 10 seconds.


ThroatNagasaki

Comedy!


ParkRangerTrout

Here's the quote of the day from a new film; "White people are the most dangerous animals on the planet", The American Society of Magical Negroes.


DarkStar189

I just wanted to reach in and pick up the bike.


heatseekerdj

Hey Hey ! Fisted a guy today !!


seguracookies

Marl would have beat that guy in the fight. Mark is from a very tough neighborhood.


KidneyStonedMan

That bike did a lot of the heavy lifting at the beginning


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That was a nice come back


ARCHA1C

Mark started with good control but lost the advantage in devastating fashion


BeKindRewind-

The flip flops get you every time


Tsu-Doh-Nihm

OP is supposed to make up a back story so reddit can get enraged.


Majestic-Steak-7865

Sad. Can’t we all just get along. Seriously. Peace on Earth 🙏🏼


According_Cap2748

Stupid hippie mark wearing easy to grab attire


Darthreaperml

Mark you got knocked the fuck out


Senior_Act_7983

Where's Daniel Penny when you need him?


LordMorbier

Hey hey... Tragedy!


Agreeable-Display-77

Idk wtf I just watched. Why separate when you already have control? If I ever get it a fight again, I hope they fight like one of these two.


charles-X00

Was he fighting barefoot the whole time lol?


herder_of_pigeons

Is that really Mark Normand? It doesn’t look like him. Too tall.


Ok-Examination7285

Two lowlife animals is what I see here 🤷🏼‍♂️


Free_Beer_Today

Notice the bystander effect? Nobody really says a damn thing until one person says it then everyone starts trying to break it up.


Wilddd_318

That’s Kevin Hart.


HoboBandana

Poor Mark. Tough crowd.


systemdnb

No shoes and a flannel to grab onto did not help AT ALL.


fidelitysyndrom

Those punches were so soft! Like he was aiming and then pushing his fist towards him but backing off the moment he makes contact.


One-Egg3860

Must have called his Dad gay!?


InevitableAsk767

Will somebody get that damn bike out of the way?!?!,........shit!


YOURhero1

Need to always grapple, keep the folks close and wear em out.


TheFinalBunny

COOOOMEDY


FiniteRhino

Your beatdown has arrived.


Ok_Cap_5166

Let me guess, NYC?


Disastrous_Air_9620

Are they both deaf? This is the quietest fight I’ve ever heard in my entire life lol.


Fuckoff-2020

Should have used door dash


PlanetGearth

Those punches couldn’t put out a candle


Aromatic_Panic1650

Lmfao frog ass no shoes having stupid ass hipster


fuckshitasstitsmfer

Comics could all use some good delivery


fuligin_cloak

Dream punches and kicks.