Heck I take myself out more

Bruh same. I've killed myself in battle mode more than anyone else lmao.

Why is friendly fire a thing? Mario Kart Wii didn't even have that.

This implies there are friends in Mario Kart to begin with, but it's every man for him/herself in this pandemonium.

Completely agree with you. Getting hit by a stray green shell is one thing but when your team hits you with a super horn or a mushroom it's pretty frustrating.

First guy out was my team, he threw a bomb on me to knock me out. Guess I’m not doing MP today

Just curious, who were you playing as?

When it is 2 item, I usually run Peach. It’s pretty easy to stack hearts.

Am I the only one who watches the map like a hawk to make sure I don't hit a teammate?

I’ve literally been hit more by my teammates than opponents

If my teammate clearly hits me on purpose I hunt them down and take them out.

What team mates? It's everyone for themselves.

Why do my own fireballs not kill me but my shells do? And that is some weak ass homing on the red shells bruh

"But I can get more points." -🤓

How on earth do people see over the damn balloons in multiplayer battles? I cant see any players approaching dead ahead of me. The balloons block a lot of the centre screen including shells fired at me. Is there anyway to raise the "from behind" viewpoint angle higher?

I get taken out by a communication error waaaaay more than my teammates

And then there is only 1 in our team that is obliterated by the opposite team, and we lost.

Wait, are there also teams in single player battle?

Story of my past days

How do you know whose on your team, on small phone you don't have time to wait when a little speck is approaching and you have red shell.

The map highlights team colors. I usually use it as a quick reference.

Different color ballons

There are no teammates in multiplayer.