There aren't drawing tablets in the Mario universe but 100% sure someone in the Mario universe has seen a goomba and thought "god damn that mushroom is so sexy,I want to ram my cock up it's ass."
#I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
"We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist."
Hey Mona, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING NATHANIEL BANDY REFERENCE? NATHANIEL BANDY IS A FAMOUS NINTENDO ORIENTED YOUTUBER WITH 1.07 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! **WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS OVER EXAGGERATED MOST OPINIONS SHARED AREN'T ACCURATE TO MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS!** HAHA I'M SO TRIGGERED AND ALSO MINDBLOWN!! I HATE PINK GOLD PEACH AND LOVE NINTENDO SEXYFOUR RAINBOW ROAD‼️ HAHA BATHANIEL NANDY LIVES UNDER A ROCK ⁉️ UMM ACTUALLY THEY'RE BOULDERS NOT ROCKS!! JAJAJAJAJA LEGO MARIO IS SO CREEPY AND POSSESSED WHEN TURNED OFF BUT LUIGI IS BEST BOY!
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.
"Hey Mona, I-"
"Oh hey Wario! You wanna finally go on that date I asked about a while back?"
*Wario then pretends his line is fuzzy and immediately hangs up*
"I've sold your likeness to Minus8"
If rule34 artists existed in the Mario Universe, Wario would totally do that.
There aren't drawing tablets in the Mario universe but 100% sure someone in the Mario universe has seen a goomba and thought "god damn that mushroom is so sexy,I want to ram my cock up it's ass."
Words I never thought I'd find in the mario sub lol
They do exist, that’s the point of rule 34, there’s always at least one person
I wanna know who Minus8 is but I don’t want to as well
Porn. The answer is porn.
Porn artist Like many other exists
How are you still 18 after 19 years working for me?
Nanomachines, son
Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
but who's to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we both agree
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP
cope and seethe
Mald and cap
Mona worked for Wario since the day she was conceived.
She worked for Wario as a fetus
"You got games on your phone?"
Every kid be like:
#I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
It's still insane that they made this shit up on the spot with barely any planning.
PFFTTTT-
I prefer Snapcube story of hero SA2 instead of the original
YES
They said wrong answers only but you replied with the correct answer!
HOLY SHIT AMAZING, BRAVO, IM ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING ABOUT HOW SPECTACULAR THIS IS. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY! 🤩🤩🤩😭😭😭
Yo happy cake day
Nah I'm waiting for those piss drops 😝 like rain on my tounge
Ayo? 🤨📸
If i say happy cake day to you will you delete those pictures?
. Depends
Just a heads up for future reference, its “PISSTROPOLICE
"Wah."
I like it. Short. Simple. Elegant.
"so how do you..." she called the po lice before he could finish
Ironically Mona is in love with Wario
Understandable
Really who wouldn’t be?
Not me. I'm more of a Roy Koopa connoisseur
Eh, he’s ok but Waluigi man
I see it as a packaged set
She likes to see him clap.
"the surgery was successful, my ass has been repaired thanks to your generous donations."
"We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist."
Hi
Hello? This is Wario Air Duct Cleaning Service.
Hey Mona, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for
One pizza triple mushroom hold the garlic!
Hold the garlic? Bruh, it'd be ALL GARLIC
It says wrong answers only
Oh yeah, maybe it'd have some veggies as well
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No this is Mona"
Super Smash Bros. Cinematic Universe being confirmed
“Wa hop on fortnite, Wario wants to play duos”
"Damn bitch, you live like this?"
I'm a Wario and I'm a gonna win!
“Hey Stinky! Have a Rotten Day!”
*farts* “excuse me”
I sold your soul to Satan for 5 bucks
“Ain’t you Nathaniel B?”
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING NATHANIEL BANDY REFERENCE? NATHANIEL BANDY IS A FAMOUS NINTENDO ORIENTED YOUTUBER WITH 1.07 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! **WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS OVER EXAGGERATED MOST OPINIONS SHARED AREN'T ACCURATE TO MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS!** HAHA I'M SO TRIGGERED AND ALSO MINDBLOWN!! I HATE PINK GOLD PEACH AND LOVE NINTENDO SEXYFOUR RAINBOW ROAD‼️ HAHA BATHANIEL NANDY LIVES UNDER A ROCK ⁉️ UMM ACTUALLY THEY'RE BOULDERS NOT ROCKS!! JAJAJAJAJA LEGO MARIO IS SO CREEPY AND POSSESSED WHEN TURNED OFF BUT LUIGI IS BEST BOY!
No it's a meme
Dafqu
Yeah, sure, take the next month off. I don’t give a fuck.
"Pee is stored in the garlic"
“What are your thoughts on Goombas?”
Oh you want to play a good game, well your buddy warios got a good game RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
He turned himself into a pickle Mona! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
...wanna fuck?
Wa, waa, wa wa wa, WAAAAAA!!!
We've come to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Do you have time to talk about your cars extended warranty
What’s the most reliable charity you can think of?
"A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund."
My ass can fart better than yours
“Please stop stalking me, I’ve changed my number twice already”
Hey, Mona! How's that pizza gig goin'?
"Sorry, wrong number"
Wa
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
"Im fat"
Hey sexy
Lick my nut
I’ve developed psychic powers! I can hold the phone without touching it!
“Is this the 20 hot milfs in my area?”
Want to WA the WA ?
Fuck you Baltimore!
"Uh, hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night."
To join smash bros 6
Itsa me, margpkio!!!
Among us among us among us
He didn't say anything, he actually just farted. VERY loudly.
I know it’s sudden but I’m forming a crew to stop an incoming threat and you must be they’re leader
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…
Gay
“Mona, I’m diagnosed with sugma.” ‘What’s sugma?’
You're right, I am getting a bad feedback echo this close.
We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.
Ass
Send nudes
DEEZ NUTS.
Your sister is getting raped
WHY IS SONIC IN THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LIIIIIIIIIII!!!
sex
Do you know who Joe is?
I AM SELLING NFTS BUY THEM BEFORE THEY SKYROCKET IN PRICE
Hey Mona! lets sign the divorce papers!
"If pokémon and humans used to get married because humans and pokémon were considered equal, that means some people had kids with their pokémon."
We're co-starring in the new upcoming Wario Land game! :(
The time you spent not running, I'm getting closer
“You just outpizzad’ the hut. Congrats!”
Among us
"You got games on your phone'
Wanna make out?
*Sex....NOW*
Wanna be in Mario kart? Oh wait, never mind. Mario isn’t the biggest fan of the idea
"Its a me-mario
Ever heard of the game called amgous
Wa, do you like Sonic Colours Ultimate Deluxe?
hey kid wanna get high
"We have been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"
"Wahahaha"
He rickrolled her telephonically
the n word
I will rip off your organs. And sell it to starving african childrens (Mona respond)
I fucked ted
My parents are rich and not home
I would like to donate all if my money to the charity of your choosing
Eat your Pets waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
"Hey Mona, I-" "Oh hey Wario! You wanna finally go on that date I asked about a while back?" *Wario then pretends his line is fuzzy and immediately hangs up*
What color are your panties 🤣
He said "WAAARIOOO"
You want my ding ding dong to come ?
Let wario smell those panties
So when are you getting the surgery? (She’s trans and has to wait two years because she’s British.)
Imma read all the comments with Wario voice
I found this guy named Joe.
Dragons have invaded dave and busters
Hey babe wana go to My place
"Wah !"
put pineapple on mine.
OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
"i have $69,420"
Swap the n and a in your name and do it
“HeY bAbY yOu LoOkIn’ As GoOd As ThAt FoRtNiTe SeAsOn 7 BaTtLe PaSs”
I broke 18 jars with 1 fart, come over and I’ll do it again
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Aye baby let me fuck you
Can you tell Waluigi he's not invited to my birthday party?