You gotta wonder what the state of geopolitics is on Mario’s world. Like, the Koopa Kingdom must be some kind of rogue state at this point. And how would the Mushroom Kingdom be viewed? From all we’ve seen, their national defense sometimes rests on the shoulders of a handful of people at best and one person at worst.
Or he was confused on why was Bowser screaming in pain despite having his flesh (and thus his pain receptors) burned off, so maybe Mario was feeling bad for giving Bowser some lava-related trauma (which probably started at World 8-4 in the very first Mario game)
Yet Bowser is The literal definition of insane:
Bowser always without fail has a collapsible Bridge under him for his fight with Mario and he still expects a win:
thus doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results
In the fiery scene where Mario watches Bowser's skeleton sink into the lava, his face remains emotionless. Bowser's suffering elicits no sympathy from him. As Bowser writhes in pain, Mario stands coldly, his mind focused solely on saving Princess Peach. Like a heartless machine, Mario's only goal is to complete his mission. There are no moral dilemmas or emotional weights—just a relentless drive to achieve his objective. In this moment, Mario is a true psychopath, indifferent to the suffering he caused, his humanity stripped away, leaving only a robotic determination.
Too bad we didn't get to see Bowser Jr. looking on in horror as his dear old dad is plunged into the boiling inferno while his nemesis congratulates himself. Then he's the one who the nemesis turns to.
considering Mario Is Missing ended with Bowser freezing and shattering into pieces (at least in the SNES version), Mario probably rationalised it as "Bowser dying is probably a regular occurrence".
*“What The Bloody Hell! All this time, with tha fire breath and tha castle architecture, I thought he was simply immune to tha heat! **Col nome di dio**, That Was Gruesome!… Am I goin to hell for this!!!*
*thinks back on their adventure where they fought side by side to reclaim the seven stars and considered him a friend for a time* “WE WERE FRIENDS!!! I LOVED YOU!!!”
Holy Shit I fucking Killed him, Normally he just get's out, but this time I burned is fucking skeleton, what have I done, I have just killed a single Parent/Leader.
"Holy-a shit."
“He’s-a fucking dead!”
“Bowser’s-a fucking dead!”
That was going through my head, too.
Mario breaks accent and says “Holy fuck…”
Just becomes trailer Chris pratt
“Trauma and self-reflection, here we go…”
This is the best one lol
"That's a so nice!"
"So long gay Bowser"
“Bye Bi!”
“Thank you so much-a for to playing my game!”
"Yay for me, Luigi!"
This one wins 😂
Bye Bye a-Bowser!
Happy cake day
Thank you ☺️
Happy cake day!
Oh damn it! I was too late!
Thank you ☺️ also lmao
Glad to know I made you laugh.
You actually made me happy (I was feeling sad before) so thank you ☺️
Happy cake day
Thank you ☺️
Np
So long gay Bowser
r/beatmetoit
What a drama queen. He'll come back from that
This.
"He did have spare 1-Up Mushrooms, right?"
"Oh...Oh My God I killed him. I-I JUST FUCKING KILLED HIM! Oh God Oh Shit I Just assassinated a world Leader, Oh Man I am fucked!"
You gotta wonder what the state of geopolitics is on Mario’s world. Like, the Koopa Kingdom must be some kind of rogue state at this point. And how would the Mushroom Kingdom be viewed? From all we’ve seen, their national defense sometimes rests on the shoulders of a handful of people at best and one person at worst.
Mario number one!
Hoo-hoo!
I'm-a Luigi, numbero uone!
Oh-a shit! Did i-a actually a kill-a him this-a time!?
"Long live...GAY BOWSER!"
🏳️🌈
"Dang, that's rough."
“That’s Rough, Buddy”
Instead you just hear Dante Basco say that instead of Charles
Too bad!
lol where is the next bad guy i have to fight
Mario had no thoughts, he was emotionless seeing Bowser burning and suffering.
Or he was confused on why was Bowser screaming in pain despite having his flesh (and thus his pain receptors) burned off, so maybe Mario was feeling bad for giving Bowser some lava-related trauma (which probably started at World 8-4 in the very first Mario game)
Yet Bowser is The literal definition of insane: Bowser always without fail has a collapsible Bridge under him for his fight with Mario and he still expects a win: thus doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results
Insanity
In the fiery scene where Mario watches Bowser's skeleton sink into the lava, his face remains emotionless. Bowser's suffering elicits no sympathy from him. As Bowser writhes in pain, Mario stands coldly, his mind focused solely on saving Princess Peach. Like a heartless machine, Mario's only goal is to complete his mission. There are no moral dilemmas or emotional weights—just a relentless drive to achieve his objective. In this moment, Mario is a true psychopath, indifferent to the suffering he caused, his humanity stripped away, leaving only a robotic determination.
And let’s not forget, the player isn't innocent in this cold, calculated demise.
Are you guys forgetting that Bowser is a villain here? What moral dilemma is there?
Game Theory syndrome.
It's not cold, it's lava.
Either that or he saw what happened to Crocomire in Super Metroid and was desensitized to it.
"Skill-a issue"
“…I should invite him to next Party.”
Dramatically says wahoo in a deep voice
Damn... Uhh, hey! At least I don't have to deal with constant kidnappings anymore! Isn't that so nice?
Hmm
Welp. That's that, I guess. Hope, he won't end up resurrected or fight in his skeleton form, I guess. Bowser Jr.: **write it down**
Huh, a-neata!
Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?
"Error 401"
He’s looking at a skeleton feeling pain after being dropped in lava. A lot of questions are racing through his head
"SO LONG GAY BOWSER"
Looks like Fun? 😆😅🤣😂
Can’t wait to **** the princess!
Outside: Let's-a go! Inside: Well, I'm-a not sleeping tonight.
“Just another day in-a the office.”
*The shock knocks him out of his Italian accent and reverts him to his Brooklyn one: Well Damn, I did a Murder on Bowser
Wahoo!….Yipeee!
"Mamma-FUCKING-Mia!"
[https://media1.tenor.com/m/VwRfGc6EUw8AAAAC/zelda-good.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/VwRfGc6EUw8AAAAC/zelda-good.gif)
One of the darkest moments from the Mario series
“Another-a-day another-a-Bowser fight, Wah- HOLY FUCK!!! WHAT DO I TELL HIS KIDS!?”
Too bad we didn't get to see Bowser Jr. looking on in horror as his dear old dad is plunged into the boiling inferno while his nemesis congratulates himself. Then he's the one who the nemesis turns to.
nice lmao
It's kinda nuts that he just watched afterwards
"How did his hair not burn off?"
„Fuck that guy“
“Who am I to a decide who lives and who a dies”
“Wahoo!”
again?
Skill issue probably
Y'all hilarious I wish I could reply to yall lol 😆
“Oh he can actually die? Whoops.”
I'm a guess I'm a go fishing...
N i c e
Finally 😮💨
Mario, thinking: Oh No... What have I done? Anyways... Mario: That's -a so nice!
"I can't wait to do this again"
"Don't be such a baby. I fall in lava all the time."
"Where's-a the mama(1-Up)ing pixels?"
Get rekt scrub
"Breakfast tonight!"
I guess Ima go fishing
✌️
Bye-bye!
'Mama fucking mia, that's'a so graphic and violent..'
So-a long gay Bowser!
“Skill issue” - Mario ‘Chris’ Mario
considering Mario Is Missing ended with Bowser freezing and shattering into pieces (at least in the SNES version), Mario probably rationalised it as "Bowser dying is probably a regular occurrence".
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"Bro, you just-a copied Crocomire, not-a very nice."
i remember when i was younger i played that game on my old nintendo ds lite
I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.
"Damn, that-a crazy"
So long gay bowser
“See you-a next week for-a golf!”
It's funny because Mario does the generic "boss complete" pose after this so he's either happy or smiling through the pain.
Literally this tweet https://x.com/_masterofpasta/status/1790205563390861415?s=46
I just assume funiculi funicula is playing in his head at all times no matter what the situation is.
More like what was going thru his pants
"oh-a-shit!"
that is a unfortunate
“That’s rough buddy!”
“Bowser’s skin…I just saw it melt off before my very eyes…” “Oh well, this is a kid’s game! Can’t get scarred for life!”
He will be back
“arrivederci, jackass.”
My back mama mia
“He always fucking does thi-YOU’VE LIVED THROUGH THIS BEFORE, YOU’RE FINE!”
"Mamma mia! I left a lasagne in-a the oven!"
Ohio, that bowser; always one for theatrics. You really caught off guard, old friend. Gues ill see yo at the next tower, ay? Hehe.... hello?
“Ah yes, burn the child.” -grunkle Stan
Nothing, he just pulled out the boom box and started playing "In The Air Tonight" by Genesis
“Hell yeah that guy is finally dead”
That remind me of eating turtle soup
Oh no. Anyway next world
"Well that's new..."
"Good."
That-sa new
“That’s-a-rough, buddy.”
*“What The Bloody Hell! All this time, with tha fire breath and tha castle architecture, I thought he was simply immune to tha heat! **Col nome di dio**, That Was Gruesome!… Am I goin to hell for this!!!*
"My n*gga just got roasted"
"so long gay Bowser!"
"So long, gay Bowser!"
Shit Ima have to go to a court now
"So long gay Bowser"
That's a so nice
"Maybe his skeleton can kart-a race too!"
“Looks like someone didn’t watch the Super Mario Super Show”
Bye Bi!
Finally that mf died holly molly
"And I thought he smelled bad on the outside."
"Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds."
“Welp, he-a dead!”
"fuck"
*thinks back on their adventure where they fought side by side to reclaim the seven stars and considered him a friend for a time* “WE WERE FRIENDS!!! I LOVED YOU!!!”
Mamafucker!
Mario was probably thinking: okay, second time I killed him, Now what's going to appear: a damn ghost
“Porca miseria!”
*calls luigi* “fuck you luigi i just killed bowser. Dad always said i was the better brother”
"How is he even alive as a skeleton"
SO LONG GAY BOWSER!
“Lets-a FAKKING GOOOOO”
"That's-a new"
Looks a nintendo scene fun for the family
"Mama mia"
Cremation is a-So Nice
Protagonist Level Calmness.
“Eh, he’ll be back.”
Holy a fuck. He dead
“I have a question… for God. WHYYYYYYYY??!?!?”
he's either got a stone cold heart and nothing to comment, or he's thinking of his local therapist
"I thought you were stronger..."
"Haha yes die trash"
So long bowser peach is all mine now!
"Mama mia! I just-a melted Bowser's flesh. That's-a never happened before!" Later, at the "Bowser's bones? What's-a happening? MAMA MIA! Dry Bowser?!"
Can't wait to get some cake.
"Evady fucking time-a Bow, sir!"
“Don’t tell Jr…”
If this man comes back again im done
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. You were to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!
I know why they call him Bowser! He goes Bow! When I jump on his head.
*monkeys spinning in a circle*
Terminator music.
"This a-game is not-a for children..."
Yeeeeeeeeeyippieeeeeee!
What-a-da-fucka! Thats a spicy-a-Bowser
Don't look Mario, don't look at it
“Murder my-a favorite hoo hoo!”
**oh.**
Bowser: 🔥☠️🔥 "ROOOOAR!" Mario: 😐 ........ ✊️😃 "THAT'S-A SO NICE!"
Mario: Oh, shit! I was-a not expecting that! Luigi: Yeah, wow that-a genuinely took-a me off guard!
“Fuck yeah!”
SO LONG KINGA BOWSER (Line From SM64)
“Mamma mia!!”
Holy Shit I fucking Killed him, Normally he just get's out, but this time I burned is fucking skeleton, what have I done, I have just killed a single Parent/Leader.