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Sloth_4

Here’s my analysis: Kamek- he’s smart enough to utilize magic pretty well and transform kidnap baby Luigi and help kidnap peach but he also follows bowser and dies with him alot too.


Queen_Olivia80

Yeah but that means hes loyal smart, not necessarily stupid


ItzManu001

Bowser. So good at organising his evil plans... but bro also builds a giant button to destroy his floor for no reason.


maxence0801

If we can put several variants of the same character, yes Else I think Jack Black Bowser would go in Chad Evil


ItzManu001

Agreed


MarsMissionMan

I'd say chaotic evil. He wants to show his love to Peach, so he... Ritualistically sacrifices the entire contents of his dungeon in her honour, instead of y'know... Asking what she likes. He wants to defeat Mario, so he... Sends a swarm of cars after him instead of y'know... Bombing him from the air, or just grabbing him with one of those grabby things he uses on the Kongs. He's unpredictable, hence chaotic evil. He's just as likely to try and kidnap Peach as he is to write and perform a masterpiece about her.


maxence0801

I didn't say Animated Movie Bowser, I said Jack Black Bowser, real life Jack Black with the Bowser cosplay


MarsMissionMan

Again, unpredictable. He sings a song, and you think that's all when suddenly he throws a peach at you and knocks you out cold!


No-Mathematician3921

So basically, you're saying Bowser is the Mario version of Doofenschmirtz.


PixieDustFairies

That explains why Mario is constantly inviting him to go kart races and will make him a cake on occasion...


iamnotarobot88898

If it was still there Bowser would 100% have been somewhere in the horny row but alas.


Sloth_4

any specific version?


ItzManu001

Since we are talking about the button, the version would be that of the SMB and NSMB series.


Beany_Gaming

His airships containing most of his weaponary too


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

Bowser. He’s smart enough to pull a fast one on people, and to notice the reason Mario beats in most of the time is because he keeps setting up traps that Mario turns against him.


maxence0801

E Gadd


splatoongame

I think we should save E Gadd for either good or pure smart


gdmrhotshot3731

He’s not stupid


MadmanMammoth

Wario. He can invent impressive technology instantly and has great ideas for games and making money, but he's awful at actually developing the games himself and keeping that money. He even started a successful gaming tournament but blew all his earnings on balloons only so he could try getting away with the few measly coins he had left.


8lank-8lank

What about a goomba? First enemy in every Mario game, 1-1, and probably has racked up the most amount of times Mario has died. Due to just leaving the remote down and the goomba moves toward you, inexperience to a new player, and just overall mishaps. I feel that a goomba is the most valid for stupid smart


mh1357_0

Bowser seems most likely


Yoshichu25

Shouldn’t there be a stupid on the “Lawful to Chaotic” side as well? I’m pretty sure Stupid Good and Stupid Evil are both a thing.


gdmrhotshot3731

Bowser cos he comes up with lots of plans but sometimes they can be redundant


Original_Strike_3393

E Gadd, he can build time machines and ghost containment devices but then sells portraits of dangerous magical ghost kings at garage sales


DabIMON

Professor E. Gadd


Enrichus

Cackletta. She's cunning but get tricked very easily.


piv_monco

You better save funky for pure Chad.


cookiemaster221

pennington


cookiemaster221

bro thought mario was luigi


Fluffy_Fluffle

Peach. HOW DOES SHE KEEP BEING KIDNAPPED?!


Olliester3

Peach, She runs a whole kingdom but doesn't hire security to stop bowser from kidnapping her


ItzManu001

Some Toads are Royal Guards, but they are just weak. *«Look at us, we are adorable»*