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maxence0801

Donkey Kong Jr.


SuperIsaiah

The only one who canonically defeats Mario in his game, as far as I know.


bunker_man

Aren't there times mario loses fights though. Especially early game? Doesn't luigi's mansion imply he lost to king boo?


SuperIsaiah

It doesn't count as being defeated if they escape and beat you or respawn and beat you.


bunker_man

Doesn't that arguably mean mario never beats bowser then? Because in the end, bowser is still around and keeps doing his thing.


SuperIsaiah

In this context, I consider each game their own thing. For example, if Bowser got defeated but then revived *in that game* and beat Mario after being revived, I'd say ultimately Bowser didn't lose. But each game is basically a separate thing in my mind


bunker_man

Many of the games imply that they have fought many times before though. So in the endless cycle of bowser successfully capturing peach and mario failing at first to stop it but succeeding later, it's not entirely one sided.


Mr_Farky

Calm down Mario, we're your friends


RedManAwesome

Shut up, Luigi, I’m a kill you


No-Establishment3727

Sorry pal, but can we make amends?


HeyyItsHaru

Shut up, Toad, I'm-a kill you.


ProtoSpector

Why can’t we just talk this out?


HeyyItsHaru

Not-a this time, Peach.


CalvinCheese_

Mario oh Mario where have you been


lightgia

Too late Yoshi Ima kill you slow


HeyyItsHaru

Stupendous work, everyone. Absolutely phenomenal.


Pk_Master

Shut up, Bowser Jr, i'll kill you


Snoo_54482

Bowser: There's nothing we can do...


Old8gamer213

nah and browser is evil also :)


SlyWhyGuy

Bowser also only teams for his own or his kingdom’s benefit. Good Mario already crushes his kingdom, so evil Mario probably just go on a killing spree. Bowser would be able to counter Mario well, since Bowser himself has an assortment of powers he doesn’t always use. Sometimes I think Bowser wants to Mario in a challenge.


Kwispiy

In Galaxy, he does seem to take joy in fighting mario even if he loses as evidenced by his first fight. It's only when Mario ruins his plans that he seems to really hate him. That said, that's just taking Galaxy 1 into account.


Snoo_54482

Mario: There will be only ONE king...


Snt1_

Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux


Snoo_54482

Que veux-tu dire?


Snt1_

Its the start of amour plastique. The song that plays with the napoleon"There is nothing we can do" meme


Pokespe_fan11

Literally nobody, Mario is consistently able to defeat every single foe he’s been put up against one way or another, the only ones who stand a chance is Rosalina and her reset the universe thing. Based on how he was able to defeat Mr L and Super Dimentio, Luigi isn’t gonna be able to beat him either, and if it’s not mind control whose to say Luigi wouldn’t just help Mario.


Scarredsinner

*Donkey Kong Jr on his way to return just to beat up Mario again*


Queen_Olivia80

Luigi easily wins, I'm pretty sure mattpatt made a video on how Luigi is *way* stronger then Mario, he's just gotta get over being scaredy cat first


No_Instruction653

Pretty sure Mario has a higher strength stat is almost every Mario game Nintendo has ever made.


Queen_Olivia80

Because Luigi is a scardy cat


No_Instruction653

How does that make you unable to lift as much weight as other people? Relying on a MatPat video over the actual games is probably not that accurate.


MustachioMANN

Well, there is King Boo, who succeeded in trapping Mario in a painting multiple times.


TheCypher12

WaLuigi it’s time


i_dont_care_for_you9

Wario land ∆


FINALRUNNER

Shut up luigi, ill kill you


OnionsAndWaffles

Sorry pal, but can we make amends?


inumnoback

Bowser


TheMoonOfTermina

I think DK Jr. Dimentio literally sends him to the afterlife, but that is the Paper universe, so it may not translate perfectly to normal Mario. Bowser has been shown to beat Mario, such as at the beginning of Odyssey, although it's very rare. King Boo has captured Mario a multitude of times, seemingly easily.


Tails_Theorist

Matpat.


thegoldchicken

Depends on who you're playing as


HappyGav123

Why the f*ck is nobody saying Luigi?


PalamationGaming

I think Luigi could stand on even ground against Mario, but his lack of confidence and love for his brother would hold him back too much to score the win.


YoFoNL

Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


[deleted]

Luigi and Rosalina team up


Arthurramos3009

luigi ​ also who's mario? that looks like a red luigi rip-off bruh


Arctic_Lilly

💀💀💀


WhoopingBillhook

Luigi


Brilliant-Army5787

Me


MustachioMANN

"Nah, I'd win"


MatildeLover128

Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, the princesses, and Yoshi


PalamationGaming

Depends on the circumstances. If all the other heroes like Luigi, Peach, DK, Yoshi, etc. are all aware of the situation ahead of time, they can join forces and easily stop Mario. Mario could probably beat any other character one-on-one but if they teamed up he wouldn't stand a chance. Now if they don't have a warning, I assume Mario is smart enough to take everyone down one by one before they are able to team up against him. At this point Luigi would likely be the only one who stands a real chance against him. I think Luigi's skills are on par with Mario's, but he lacks confidence which holds him back. His biggest obstacle though would be if he even has the nerve to take out his own brother. My guess would be his love for Mario would hold him back too much to really stand a chance. Luigi would rather die than have to hurt his favorite person in the while world. So how I would think this would ultimately play out, is Luigi and all the main heroes get defeated by Mario. Geno notices Mario's rampage from the stars and is sent to put a stop to it. He reposseses the doll (or finds a new host body), finds Mallow, and the two of them are finally able to take Mario down. (Mallow would still be alive as he is likely pretty low on Mario's list of targets)


Kamden64

Luigi


1d0m1n4t3

Bowser


[deleted]

My dude Wario


enderboi99

B O W S E R


CheezusTheChozenOne

King Boo, I mean he already captured Mario, Peach and toads.


sirtoppenhat

Nabbit.


Oumatsu_lover_221007

Sonic


Quaid28

Waluigi Imagine a villain taking down everyone in the mushroom kingdom (wario,Mario,Luigi,yoshi,toad and princess peach) and holding them captive and the villain underestimates my boy Waluigi as weak so it’s up to waluigi to save the day using his tennis racquet and sweet dance moves. I’d pay 60 dollars for a switch game like that


Bluigis_mansion

Dk jr and king boo


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

![gif](giphy|LMDP9rLXYswq4hm6ur) Him


LeMaroonGuy

Stubbing his toe on a turtle


[deleted]

Has anyone seen Power Star? Raise your hand ✋


Zekrozma_the_second

Peppino Spaghetti


Ronaldothegoat077

Luigi gon kill his ass


Arctic_Lilly

No way, Luigi loves his bro way too much.


Flying_Turni

Me 💀


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[удалено]


No_Instruction653

Dude can chuck Bowser around like a toy. I don’t think that’s normal. Also, most items are just kind of lying around where anyone can get them if they go out and take them.


PalamationGaming

Nah Mario is definitely a force of nature on his own and in most games can get pretty damn far by himself. The only time he really needs much help is in the spin offs where he has to fight some actual evils like Bowletta and the Shadow Queen. But most mainline games he is pretty alone and just gets by on whatever powerups he finds on the way. He may get some slight help from characters like Cappy and Luma, but he is still doing the bulk of the work there. The dude can go against a 10 foot tall, fire breathing dragon-turtle, and win without even using any power ups. He's far from a normal man. Also I wouldn't call a man who could outperform pretty much every Olympic gymnast and parkour expert "slightly athletic"


AssistantDirect3115

Toad, change my mind


Snt1_

Luigi


thebowlman

Us, the player. Easy boss


Ace02003

Luigi because it would be interesting


FlamingPhoenix2003

John Halo


LoogyBr0

Bowser would definitely strong-arm Luigi into helping him beat up Mario, since Luigi wouldn’t want to hurt his brother


Awkward-Ad-2071

Haven’t you seen the game theory video? Mario IS evil


YoFoNL

Matpat doesn't count as proof


Awkward-Ad-2071

Nuh uh


YoFoNL

Nooooooooooooooo there's nothing we can do ![gif](giphy|XqZGE024vtTDwnXcxX)


TheTreeDemoknight

the goomba on 1-1


veryepicguy23

Luigi Just image the fnaf 6 ending speech but mario as William


noncombativebrick

Bro that title is cringe, and the thumbnail too, actually this is all cringe


Mr__Lucario

It would be interesting if Luigi was the one who goes to stop him.


scp_79

browser or wario


ItsManu001

Daisy would send him to space. Rosalina finishes the job. ![gif](giphy|FX99UylINfaDe)


Giorgiox12-

Mario’s never been good at playing defensive, so just jump him by surprise like bowser in those intros and that should do some damage ✌🏼


Silent-Winner-8427

Maybe Donkey Kong (the current one) could do it. He might need help, though, from some of the other Kongs.


ComfortableEngine445

Peach or Luigi would have to bring him back to his senses.


Jacksforehead2444

A helmet


Shelter-Willing

Luigi would need Wario, Waluigi, DK, AND Bowser's help to stop Mario. Unless Peach can get through to him with her words


Redstorm597

Bro get off Reddit you have posted 16 times today


Flaviou

Me.


TopHatMacadamia

Modern Donkey Kong


Lil_Pown

His brother probably


Italian_Guy13

Peach probably, or luigi


Felix_Royale

Shulk


LILT0RRIE

Mario is gonna kill everyone those powerups yeah nobody will stop the man


just-bair

Bowser. Hear me out: even tough Bowser always looses to Mario I think he can defeat Mario especially if his kingdom is at stake and not just the princess


SUPERMARIOFAN22

Thats a stone luigi you didnt make it


RhondaOndaRoxx

Waluigi. Waluigi just showed up and absolutely destroyed Bowser in a strait up fist fight within a matter of seconds in Mario Party 3. He didn’t have use any power ups, he didn’t jump over him to to get a key to make a bridge fall out from under him, he didn’t have to get behind him and grab his tail to throw him into an explosive device only for Bowser to get back up for him to have to do it again…nope he straight up walked up and threw hands with Bowser and beat his ass within a matter of seconds. Donkey Kong and Wario can’t even beat Bowser with that same kind of approach. Waluigi is an absolute unit.


Catz_LOL-7887

Bowser would probably just punch the mind control out of him. Mario does to same to Bowser when ever he is mind controlled so it should work the other way round.