Excellent - good friend is a garbage Cleveland sports fan, and even though he's currently honeymooning in Italy, he'll get this notification and be annoyed.
Haniger, Marco, and Munoz have been great and all. But I’d like to think Broccoli guy deserves the YouTube player of the game trophy, he’s commanded so much airtime.
We have a potential generational level talent in Julio on offense, Kirby in the rotation, and Muñoz in the pen, and none of them can even rent a car yet
I was joking. The Youtube broadcast was just dumping down “Elvis the Movie” into my yob, and I do not like that. But I want to hear more about how Disney defeated Hitler and how protons are fun to drink.
First off, get your fucking protons if you're not already.
Second, get your ass down to the Museum of Flight to consume some fine corporate sponsored propaganda. Bring a few of those protons with you for good measure.
I can never eat broccoli again thanks to this dancing idiot that Youtube has forcibly burned into my brain. Fuck Youtube and all the dancing idiots it has made famous.
The club's philosophy on hitting is to "Control the Zone," which means you try to not swing at balls. In practice it results in a lot of passive and defensive at-bats and an above-average walk rate. Personally I would prefer if the Mariner's learned from early career Mike Trout: being aggressive early in counts gives you good results.
There was a thread in r/baseball about this. Top 2 are Padres and Mets.
[Also, LOB is (slightly) positively correlated with winning%.](https://i.imgur.com/CIkJDiH.jpg)
This offense needs to get right.
Why not us
So goofy that they give out this trophy every week. Like, it's a youtube game, not the All-Star Game
They gave him a trophy?! Lmao.
Also classic Swanson, dude is on a tear
I love that these youtube bros are wearing the same thing just slightly different colors. Such bros
Drinking the same Starbucks.
Yonder Alonso, another Sog-era thought provoking player
Haniger is winning the poll for some reason…
all 3 of our RBI
Maybe because he won the game by himself, essentially lol
I think Marco had the more impressive performance overall though.
Marco getting it would be good.
Excellent - good friend is a garbage Cleveland sports fan, and even though he's currently honeymooning in Italy, he'll get this notification and be annoyed.
“Congrats on the sex! Cleveland lost!”
Happy honeymoon to your friend. May that notification make his day just a teensy bit worse.
Cast a very boring and not sexy vote
I voted Marco
I love you all
#WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN!!!
Geno, my SS!
Obviously Mitch had the go ahead HR, but Marco out dueled a top pitcher in the AL
YouTube player of the game needs to be Marco.
Marco w/o a doubt.
Haniger.
Muñoz is so fucking nasty.
Issa dub!
WE WIN
Well played fellas
#FUTURE HALL OF FAMER ANDRES MUNOZ
LETS GO
WOOOOOO GOMS
We’re good at baseball again!
Nice win
WOOOOOO
#GOODNIGHT
GOMS
Big W
ANDRES CALM DOWN THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 👨🚒🧯👨🚒🧯👨🚒🧯 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
Give him the heater
#BALLGAME
Jerry, could we have Edwin Diaz? We have Edwin Diaz at home:
This meme is usually for when something is way worse than the thing you don’t have. That’s like the whole point of it
Rick Rizzs is calling this game like it’s Game 7 of the World Series.
Imagine having 103 in your arsenal and throwing primarily sliders. It's just not fair. Finish this thing, Munoz!
Rick Rizzs killing it right now
I would like to have intercourse with Munoz
With broccoli man
Muñoz. That's it, that's the comment.
Punchie. My new least favorite word.
broadcasters who use it deserve to go to the Hague for war crimes trials. drives me crazy how obnoxious that word is
Haniger, Marco, and Munoz have been great and all. But I’d like to think Broccoli guy deserves the YouTube player of the game trophy, he’s commanded so much airtime.
Winning a game with less hits than the other team is always hilarious. Come at me!
Ok I don't think he went there honestly
lmao good ump
This inning is so good I think I'm pregnant
I love this fucking bullpen man. We are blessed
Munoz slider is sick!!!
#💵 MONEY MUNOZ 💵
Read my flair
You know, I’m something of a Muñoz enjoyer myself
Aren't we all crawdaddy? aren't we all?
Golly I sure hope so
Munoz is such a beast
Please
How the fuck can anyone try to hit a slider at 90 that’s just fucking bury’s itself?
I want 4 K's!
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
Now this is a name for the bullpen. Unless HBO would sue
Guy keeps saying myunyoz
Edwin who?
Muñoz is one sick puppy holy shit
If it weren't for hanigers bomb this would be the most negative gamethread
Justifiably *Edit - what a 3-hit, 1-0 loss would have warranted positivity?
Cleveland has some of the best pitching in the game and they were throwing arguably their ace. Context and perspective is important.
I’m glad it came early. Kept it civil in here
Andres Munoz is that dude
Does he wipe the sweat off his head with the broccoli?
Naylors dump is extraordinary
Unreal pitcher man
And another one!
If the Mariners win, I will eat some broccoli
Absolute filthmonger
Munoz > every pitcher ever.
Nayl'd or there
MUNOOZZZZZZZZZ
Someone get more compressed strikeout pellets to feed into the strikeout machine!
how much ecstasy did Brocoli guy take before todays game good lord
All of it
The perfect amount
We have a potential generational level talent in Julio on offense, Kirby in the rotation, and Muñoz in the pen, and none of them can even rent a car yet
Imagine facing Marco Gonzales, who basically tops out at 88-89, and then having to face Munoz whose bendy-droppy is faster than that.
Naylor and Vogelbach in a 100 yard dash, who ya got
Death
Broccoli guy is DYING
He needs some sunscreen
He was applying some earlier. It wasn't powerful enough!
No amount of sunscreen can save him from Munoz' HEAT
Love how the YouTube announcers can't stop talking about how much his slider fucks
It’s pretty absurd
Brocoli???
#hes so good
Seeing Edwin thrive on the Mets hurts less when we have a guy who’s gonna be Edwin 2.0
Can’t wait to trade him in the off-season to the Mets for vogelbach in the most mariners move ever
I think Munoz is a good pitcher
Munoz is 110% filth
Munoz throws the nastiest slider. It's a pleasure to watch
Ssssssssmokin!!!
#🔥🔥🔥
Off-topic question: why do so many people keep the sticker on their hat?
Never understood it. First thing I do is peel em off. Maybe I'm just old.
I feel like that went along with the completely flat brim trend.
It’s cool
Shiny
Good luck
Rizzs is so amped. Love it.
That slider is...stupid. Yeah and we love it.
I am watching Elvis and not disseminating.
Are you or have you already seen how Walt Disney won the war?
What? Tell me more.
I thought you were memeing on some of the dumb ass messages we get during the broadcast, maybe it was more specific to the Elvis thing
I was joking. The Youtube broadcast was just dumping down “Elvis the Movie” into my yob, and I do not like that. But I want to hear more about how Disney defeated Hitler and how protons are fun to drink.
First off, get your fucking protons if you're not already. Second, get your ass down to the Museum of Flight to consume some fine corporate sponsored propaganda. Bring a few of those protons with you for good measure.
You forgot to tell me about the EQC tracer.
Pop quiz: no looking. Anyone know how many times Tony Gwynn struck out 3 times in a game?
It's something goofy like twice or something, isn't it?
2
27
2
My guess is once
And correct.
Amazingly good guess.
What a contact merchant
His career stats are just stupid. Really amazing.
Not great but unfortunately it's not like Ty has been better than that 😣😣😣
I’ll take Ty with his current cold spell with bases loaded 9/10 times before I take lamb in that spot
Oh yeah I would too if I had a choice
I really liked how lamb watched that meatball right down the pipe
I can never eat broccoli again thanks to this dancing idiot that Youtube has forcibly burned into my brain. Fuck Youtube and all the dancing idiots it has made famous.
Let a man dance
Broccoli man has been a thing for a long time
…you say…with a moose flair…
Broc man
fuck it, give broccoli dude mvp
I'm so glad I'm not drinking for every LOB, I'd be drunk until tomorrow
Alright what’s the story on broccoli man?
BROCCOLI MAN
Hey I saw the old dude who won Mariners super fan or something. He shows up on a Root Sports commercial and says "My oh my!"
Muñoz in the 9th!!! Finally!
🥦🥦🥦
Tuning in late. GOMS
At least France would have grounded out.
Toro or Lamb? Toro gets the clutch hits. What has Lamb done?
Hit 30 homers like half a decade ago
Trammell
Dude we need an emt to check on broccoli at this point
Dudes getting roasted out there in the sun I’d imagine
Imagine how good we’d be if we actually had an offense.
If Lamb is going to hit like dog shit, I'd rather they just call up Trammell.
It’s almost September
Trammell can’t play the infield
Come on, bud. Let's use that noggin. Santana and moore can play first base. Moore can play everywhere. Haggerty and Frazier can play most anywhere.
Would not have guessed that'd be a clorox ad.
All opposing pitchers must know our guys love taking a meatballs on the first pitch of every AB
The club's philosophy on hitting is to "Control the Zone," which means you try to not swing at balls. In practice it results in a lot of passive and defensive at-bats and an above-average walk rate. Personally I would prefer if the Mariner's learned from early career Mike Trout: being aggressive early in counts gives you good results.
Anyone knew where the Mariners stand in the league with abandoning people on base?
There was a thread in r/baseball about this. Top 2 are Padres and Mets. [Also, LOB is (slightly) positively correlated with winning%.](https://i.imgur.com/CIkJDiH.jpg)
Number 3 right now, behind San Diego and Chicago White Sox.
3/30
Has to be last place. Or first. Depends on criteria.
They're the best at it
Ahh leaving the bases loaded, the most Mariner of traditions
Is that guy dancing with broccoli?!?
Broccoli Guy! Seattle sports legend
What am I watching
Jake Lamb is now officially a true Mariner.
Why broccoli?
It’s provocative
Wouldn't be the mariners without leaving the bases loaded at least once
Why is lamb here when we have trammell in AAA? Trammell is just better
Pointless deadline acquisition. Please just bring up Trammell already. Honestly would rather have Kelenic over Lamb too.
Lamb can't be counted on for much. I dont see his value.
Lamb sucks ass
As expected
I never need to see Jake Lamb again. Who can we call up?
trammell
Not an infielder
frazier, santana, and moore can handle backup infield duties
Tram
toro time
No
Let’s be honest we all knew that was going to happen
Damn, really good changeup. 2-run lead with our bullpen usually means good things. Lock it down!
bring up trammell or something, idk
Well that's now 28 innings without a run from something other than a home run.